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 Romance › Re: Men Only! What Can Make You Cry? by Elebiju: 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
[quote author=sunny-p]I dont want to loss my mom now or else I will super cry  [/quote]I lost her 11yrs ago and I can't hold back the tears till date |
| Romance › Re: Men Only! What Can Make You Cry? by Elebiju: 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Day walker: If i catch myself crying, henif u lost ur mother like I did I swear u will cry every night. |
| Romance › Re: The Kind Of Guy That Women Find Attractive? by Elebiju: 12:05am On Dec 06, 2012 |
carefreewannabe: I need to add that even though this is my type of guy, I'd also date a blond one provided I would meet a handsome one.aha!I'm ur choice o fine opeke,I'm a handsome blonde though na hydrogen peroxide with detergent I take dye d hair like tony tetuila used to do in those days but e still fine sha blonde na blonde |
| Romance › Re: Can You Give Yoϋя Spouse Yoϋя ATM Card For Her Upkeep? by Elebiju: 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
mashnino: lmao...no no no it is bad to speak foul about people u don't know,do u think everybody is greedy like u?I also did same thing for my babe and she has been prudent in spending,this kinda lady is rare but I dunno how long they've been together |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - Elimination Round 2 by Elebiju: 11:43pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
sexkillz: She is not lying, and this has to STOP. . . Right here, and now.hun! Sexkillz remember u are addressing adults |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Nordsjealand (6 -1) On 5th December 2012 by Elebiju: 11:26pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
[quote author=bashy_demy]Chelsea are the first to make history hahha Sorry to you guys. But remember Falcao is still playing Europa...... people mind don cut i swear mentioning the name Falcao alone go make Ibrahimovic collapse[/quote]the last time I checked ibrahimovic plays for PSG abrahamovic shouldn't be giving u dyslexia now |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Nordsjealand (6 -1) On 5th December 2012 by Elebiju: 11:22pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
anigold: Dat means Chelsea cl victory was a very fluke. Na by luck. Welcome to Falcao. No matter how bad Arsenal may b they can neva play Europa. The brues 4 liveand they will always be trophyless for seasons unending |
| Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actor Enebeli Elebuwa Is Dead (Pix)... by Elebiju: 11:09pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
''''''Looks around and shred page'''''he died to create space for someone else |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by Elebiju: 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
stagger: Ha hahahahahaha!and what did ur bible say about judging people?are u better off than him?matt 7 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Covenant University Expels Over 200 Students by Elebiju: 12:19pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet. MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend.. IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own.... IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache... KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money.... YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air- conditionedstate of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road. Stop worshiping your pastors!!! Stay focused on Jesus The author and finisher of your Christian Faith.And learn to study the word. |
| Family › Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Elebiju: 12:14pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
[quote author=ekt_bear]What is the big deal as long as the man gets served? Nigerian men get spoiled sha Me, I have to cook my own meals or buy them myself. Even if a girl(friend) cooks for me, I have to serve it myself. Na wa for una[/quote]are u a dyslexic?is it abt gf or maid serving d husband,if u like no serve urself even if na mad woman u marry e no concern us |
| Family › Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Elebiju: 12:08pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
debrief08: Thank God for real men sha who don't mind cooking an actually serving others, and who have better things to occupy their minds thaan being served hand and foot while they read paper and watch ball. |
| Family › Re: Maid Serving The Husband: Right Or Wrong? by Elebiju: 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
debrief08: Thank God for real men sha who don't mind cooking an actually serving others, and who have better things to occupy their minds thaan being served hand and foot while they read paper and watch ball.here comes another feminist,I know ur type and d kinda man u want,u need a mugu that will do d cooking,laundry even d baby's diapers and ur f..king undies abi?I do the cooking sometimes if my babe is tired but not as a chore,I'll only agree to d maid serving me if only she can serve me in bed |
| Education › Re: Covenant University Expels Over 200 Students by Elebiju: 11:47am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Shine1177: There are more Professors there than i mentioned. my point is the fee these student pay cannot pay more than a fraction of the salary (school wage).u are a f..king liar,are u brainwashing us or what?if that school can't survive as a business entity oyedepo would have closed shop,the school is a business entity that yields profit else it would have been bankrupt |
| Education › Re: Covenant University Expels Over 200 Students by Elebiju: 11:42am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Vanneni: He's always saying he doesn't need students' money for anything. That all our school fees are not enough to provide us with light for a full semester not to talk of water. I don't know sha o. I do know that members of his church are very wealthy and a person could just drop 20M as tithe.hun!don't tell me he is running a charity organisation here,ur parents pay almost a million every year and he slams this shit in ur face?God!u guys really need to accept the spirit of aluta,I just thank God say I no dey this kinda situation he for know say expulsion no be solution,to be candid how many members of his church attend this advanced secondary school |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Jump Into A River To Save A Stranger Who Tries To Commit Suicide? by Elebiju: 7:14am On Dec 05, 2012 |
I once saved a lady who almost drowned in a bucket of water,the thing no easy o cos as the babe jump inside the bucket fiam no so I jump follow am na God use me that day and I believe I can save. anybody in a river. |
| Sports › Re: Lionel Messi: Broken And Has Equalled 74 RECORDS by Elebiju: 7:03am On Dec 05, 2012 |
[quote author=hagma37@yahoo.com]Make barca comot for where them Osasuna,Bilbao and co dey and join premier league for England where chelsea(victor moses),Man city(why always me),Man U(rooney)etc make them come show there skills. mo wi ire abi mo wi ire[/quote]o wire jare If them like make messi dey fly with ball I'll never be a fan,messi is a very good player,skillful and strong but if he is very good according to d hype he is accorded let him go to premier leauge or the serie a pooh!u call a player who cannot lead his country to a world cup victory an achiever!hun I'll always hail ronaldinho,kaka,ronaldo. |
| Family › Re: Can You Support You/your Spouse Keeping A Weapon In The Bedroom? by Elebiju: 7:13pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
hrmkz: I will prefer protection d african way dan risk regreting keeping a weapon cos if its nt used by spouse againt spouse, child against parent or self, it still nt safe if d bandit finds out abt it.the african way?u mean with charms and talisma?I've got a whole trunk of those but I can't do without my cutlass and my metal storm under my bed,she can't complain cos she knows d kinda man she got indulged with |
| Family › Re: What Is The Meaning Of 'dada' (dreadlocks) In Nigeria? by Elebiju: 6:59pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
If una wan hear better history,why don't u ask d master,ehn obama na dada o infact na born dada,jonathan own thick pass bob marley own when he was 5yrs old even uncle fashola sef na dada so wetin una come dey talk |
| Celebrities › Re: Terry G Declared Wanted By The Police by Elebiju: 8:59pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Dprince7: Mr apako master.i dnt bliv dis story oo.dis 1 na pubic stunt jare.na rumour'''''''holds his hands and gives him dirty slap''''''ur leg is next |
| Phones › Re: Mobile Number Portability: What Network Would You Be Migrating To? by Elebiju: 8:47pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
It will be mtn for life maybe I'm gonna win jet someday |
| Politics › Re: God’s Private Jets And Limousines By Ogaga Ifowodo by Elebiju: 7:16pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
solidbroda: If God blesses you, spend the money. After all, Solomon in the bible was so rich. I'm sure he can afford millions of Jet. He was blessed by God. stop ranting pls.u must be stupid or suffering from dyslexia,how can u conmpare king solomon to a present day pastor |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by Elebiju: 12:42am On Nov 28, 2012 |
victord1st: they are just trying to show-off b4 d final fall.my wife clad with a dress similar 2 this on our wedding day and its been blissful ever since.we made her dress with a just a patrice(4k) d 2 vehicle weren't decorated and no "about to wed",no ring expensive ring etc and infact its devoid of all the cravings of this world yet it was the happiest day of our lives.until we all stop attaching too much value on some imported cultures we may never achieve happiness and fulfilment in our lives.thank God am A CHOSEN.mtchew!tribal church |
| Politics › Re: Africa's Richest Woman - Nigerian Folorunsho Alakija by Elebiju: 8:04pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Next...... |
| Computers › Re: Nigeria Leads West Africa In Internet Speed by Elebiju: 6:29pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
padded: Then internet connectivity in Africa must really suck.I detest peeps like u wit a passion,it is not compulsory u comment now we are proud to be africans and we love it that way,I think u should be concerned abt finding ur roots than criticising our dear continents 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys (men) Please Can You Translate This? by Elebiju: 6:15pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Sweetlemon: Lol! I think I'm in love. But my eyes are still open till his ring is on my finger.wo babe u are madly in love,I know d guy is taking his time before bedding u,read this he will ask for sex within the next 3months moreover I'm cocksure he is bedding some other chick who is sexually appealing than u |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by Elebiju: 5:52pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Sweetlemon: Where did you see him apologizing? It was d other guy that apologized not this oneokay mabinu exit vexing mode 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by Elebiju: 5:40pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
tpapi: is he saying the truth or notit is the truth now,shey deeper lifer dey pursue worldly things ni? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by Elebiju: 5:14pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Sweetlemon: Vipersahan!sweetlime abi kilon pe e do u have to respond after his apology? |
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