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Politics › Re: Say Something Good About Another Tribe by Elebiju: 11:53am On Nov 17, 2012
madoba: See nigerians,tribalism don enter deir blood,32 views and just 3 replies.if na say 'abuse anoda tribe nw', we go don reach 5 pages.smh.

Mithel, you got me laughing on this one. A lot of threads I viewed today just got my ribs cracking.

I can only write about ethnic groups I have frequent contact with and have lived among

Hausas = Honest and simple

Igbos = Hardworking & Focused

Tivs = Warm & Hospitable (Industrious women)

Calabar = Equally warm & hospitable like the tivs and have industrious women too.

Yorubas = No offence meant to anyone but am honestly trying to find one good thing. My personal encounters with this group of people hasn't been good at all.
Attitude, Attitude and more bad Attitude is what I get with this set of people. From the market woman who is quick to insult me Oloshi becuase I won't buy her goods or priced something below what she wants, to my colleagues at work who are full of eye & lip service and are good at back-stabbing
there is a saying in yoruba"irisi ni isolojo"we don't know the kinda attitude u've got that could warrant this kinda outrage from a frustrated market woman me thinks u should tell us abt urself first.
Business › Re: Did You Spend Any Of These Currencies? by Elebiju: 10:27am On Nov 17, 2012
I spent 50kobo notes and 1naira notes even 25kobo coins but why did u categorised biafra servlet as Nigeria past currency,u are not patriotic u know.
Politics › Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by Elebiju: 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2012
Against state police
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Elebiju: 9:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
Caracta: I didn't swallow anything embarassed
abeg!make we see road jo shey na today u don dey swallow am ni,I know say the guy drip go bitter like alomo bitters cos he is a regular drinker of the black stuff puuh!oya swallow the thing with swags jawe.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Elebiju: 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
Caracta: I didn't swallow anything embarassed
abeg!make we road jo shey na today u don dey swallow am ni,I know say the guy drip go bitter like alomo bitters cos he is a regular drinker of the black stuff puuh!oya swallow the thing with swags jawe
Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Prefer To Be Friend Zoned Than Be Rejected Outrightly? by Elebiju: 9:15pm On Nov 16, 2012
If a lady extends friendship to me instead of accepting my proposal,what do I stand to gain?mtchew it is either u love me and accept my bleeping or nothing,friendship ko enmity ni
Romance › Re: thanx for yr opinion by Elebiju: 6:53pm On Nov 16, 2012
I've got no positive comment to make but with the look of things you easily qualify as a sex worker"you're not ready for marriage or commitments and u think ur pussy is a cash generator"LWKMD away with ur ruined stadium crude oil digger
Romance › Re: I Need Matured Guys And Ladies To Counsel Me by Elebiju: 6:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
Pacify: I'm available 4 a hook up. Let's see how things turn out. Mail ♍ε̲̣̣̣ (pacificpete0@gmail.com)
I detest people like u,just because she needs counselling does not give u the flimsy chance to throw a cheap proposal around Pooh!idiota!
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by Elebiju: 6:18pm On Nov 16, 2012
I've killed monitor lizards like mosquito but I killed an alligator once,I stay in sangotedo in ajah if u care to know
Phones › Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Elebiju: 7:18am On Nov 16, 2012
Pls help me o this is my pin 20E7CF8A
Romance › Re: Why Am I Attracted To Bad Boys? by Elebiju: 5:55am On Nov 14, 2012
God has a way of doing things,falling in love with bad boys is ur fate in life,they are d ideal guys for u ABI u think u deserve a good guy like me?never not in this life,U are quick to judge urself but I can see deep within u and I know the kinda person u are
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by Elebiju: 8:07pm On Nov 13, 2012
I love this thread cos it speaks my mind,the recent craze about illuminati geared me towards different researches and I can categorically conclude that illuminati is not a cult for every Dick,obioma or charly.Illuminati is a cult for intelligent minds and most inventors of the 18th century are members infact gallileo was one of the founding fathers,illuminati will not come after u cos u are a popular musician or whatever u may be but they groom intelligent minds for future causes,they broke away from catholic in the 17th century and they survived various attacks and assasination attempts by the catholic crusaders,I have a very old book courtesy of my uncle from Jerusalem that enlightened me,I laugh when I see Nigerians write rubbish abt an artiste belonging to illuminati just imagine the likes of 2face,dbanj been called illuminati without any sign or ambigram,if u have indepth knowledge abt the illuminati I bet u will detest the catholic church cos they are the worst terrorist of all time,forget the Arabs or boko haram,they have done nothing compared to d catholic church,a church that has destroyed many lives cos they were free thinkers
Romance › Re: What You Wish You Could Tell Your Ex- One Sentence by Elebiju: 7:25pm On Nov 13, 2012
I'll always cherish u in my heart
Politics › Re: Lagos To Complete Ongoing Projects In 2013 by Elebiju: 7:56am On Nov 11, 2012
[quote author=Ile-Ife]Try harder, you are not Yoruba and please do the world a favour.......kill yourself. Omo ale!![/quote]u are not fit to live in a civilised environment talkless of associating on a forum,I've got nothing to prove to u cos u've got no proper upbringing,if u are a thoroughbred yoruba I'm sure ur parents would have tutored u not to use that derogatory phrase for anybody but by the look of things the fault is from ur father who bleeped his house girl,impregnated her and even brought u d fruit of infidelity home to the shameless woman u call ur mother,go learn how to mingle idiota!
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by Elebiju: 9:56pm On Nov 10, 2012
nekaa: I av never bin in a fight ma whole life... Am that girl that will sit n cry when pushed to the wall.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Girls Cry When A Man Propose To Them???? by Elebiju: 9:47pm On Nov 10, 2012
ebenezer4o2: Laf wan kill me here o!Nigerians,we've got d ryt answers 2 all questns shaa ni.
shey u think say naija get mugu?babe Wey don get permanent stay for Allen avenue shey if she see one fine bobo propose she no go cry ni?moreover babes no dey cry for naija o I no talk abt those spoilt ajebo o,infact e no fit happen na too much ghanian film dey cause this nonsense
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 9:31pm On Nov 10, 2012
berem: Bros I am also a stammerer! Infact my kid brother also stammers.I am also proud to be one.nothing do you.
the whole of my family stammers so I can state categorically that this guy is not a stammerer ABI shey everything Wey he post dey do u too?
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 9:28pm On Nov 10, 2012
freecocoa: My boyfriend stammers but e be like say this your own is of an entirely different level.
Well he tries to relax as much as possible when talking, he doesn't rush the talk at all and I guess that helps.
Just take it easy sha.
Btw do people really outgrow stammering?
thanks for the observation o the guy is not a stammerer jawe like I said he is suffering from dyslexia,my paternal grandparents are stammerers likewise my parents,my elder sister is way past stammering now same for my elder bro who was a hardcore stammerer,I used to be the worst of em all due to my troublesome nature ehn I can argue till Jesus come and stuttering has not stopped me from dating the best of babes,let's have a phone chat if anybody doubts me.
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 9:03pm On Nov 10, 2012
This thread is just to make jest of stammerers like me,this guy is not a stammerer cos by the look of things he seems to be a dyslexic,most stammerers are intelligent and brilliant people,I see my stammering as a gift cos it has never been a problem for me infact I'm proud to be a stammerer
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2012
Reuben2012: hii guy, am also a ternor singer and i want to improve on my voice pls i need u to give me some tips on how to be a good ternor singer may be u can tutor me i really mean it cos i was told by my choirmaaster that i am a worse ternor singer and i want to prove him wrong. pls kindly reply me back thanks,u can add me on 2go with etomize25, my facebook is lekan gbadamosi.thanks looking forward for ur responds. thanks man.
tell ur choir coordinator to go to hades if he doesn't believe in u,I can help u with some voice training but it depends on ur determination and don't expect to do falsetto in a month and I need to access ur technical knowledge add me on FB elebiju isaiah
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 8:53pm On Nov 10, 2012
thegoodjoehunt: There used to be a stammerer in my school whose case was serious. He actually used to bang the table while answering questions. Later a teacher in my school told him that her case used to be worse than his own and gave him a little tip.

After the boy followed the tip, he actually stopped stammering. To the point that we use to laugh with him saying that we can't believe he used to stammer.

The Tip:

Breathe in deeply before you talk and talk with split phrases.
Like,

I went to the // breathe // market. // breathe // I saw Mary // breathe // and she // breathe // really looked good.

Try it, you will see you won't be stammering. With time it will be a thing of the past. It worked wonders for my friend.
my mum used to help me with this too but na same thing o till I learn to control it thru self confidence
Health › Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Elebiju: 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2012
I don't believe there could be a worse stammerer though mine is hereditary and everybody does it in my family but it doesn't deters me from arguing and been vocal and I'm proud to be the best tenor voice in my church countertenor to be precise with a rich falsetto
Romance › Re: How Often Do You Lie? by Elebiju: 7:45pm On Nov 10, 2012
rman: Liars are too many on this thread.

On an anonymous forum, they couldn't even use their real names.

I don't lie my foot
thank God I'm better than most saints here cos I'm using my real name,I guess Seun is also sincere in this aspect but the bulk of nairalanders use different kinda names like okija juju,mama titi,Mr geisha,modella.To be factual I am a habitual liar I don't even trust myself like now I'm not sure if I stole this phone or not but I know even with this bad habit I'm better than most people.
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by Elebiju: 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2012
Hmmmm,that was 3yrs ago, I remembered fighting with my twin bro from day 1 till we got to our very late 20's three yrs ago,men our fight dey hot o,we dey smash bottle full ground wella,he once stabbed me but I plank him mercilessly most times,those were my hey days in BAN but now we are reformed and nobody dare mess with us though he is married
Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Elebiju: 6:07pm On Nov 10, 2012
I love eating in bed,hunting for cats in the neighbourhood just for the meat,chatterbox,and finally I love licking my babe's fluid after cunninlingus
Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Elebiju: 6:00pm On Nov 10, 2012
kingron: yeah i disvergened all these nairaland babes @Slicqy prizzy yeah @rokiatu, @Enoquin @lepasharon yeah nd @candieangel12 quite weird4 an ugly nigga like me
here comes another junkie
Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Elebiju: 5:56pm On Nov 10, 2012
I love cat meat,I can eat a truck load of cat meat cooked with scent leaf
Nairaland General › Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Elebiju: 5:54pm On Nov 10, 2012
Kslib: I can never say "i am sorry".. I dont just know why. That`s why i always mind my business and hardly offend people... Maybe with time sha..
pride comes before a fall
Politics › Re: Lagos To Complete Ongoing Projects In 2013 by Elebiju: 5:50pm On Nov 10, 2012
Lwkmd!!!! But the last time I checked yaba left was a psychiatric hospital
Politics › Re: Lagos To Complete Ongoing Projects In 2013 by Elebiju: 5:46pm On Nov 10, 2012
[quote author=Ile-Ife]STFU!! what tribe do you belong to? you and your Igbo brothers are fond of bombarding threads with your hate and bitterness, pack well joor!! come here wan dey form yoruba. read your post again typical Igbo man talking[/quote]I laugh at ur stupidity and lack of proper upbringing or should I say lack of exposure,I know it is in inborn for every yoruba indigene to jump to conclusions like u just did,I've got nothing to prove to u cos ur breed are dyslexics,yoruba sope otito oro ma n koro for d records google my name or search on FB then u will know I'm a pure bred ilaje guy yoruba to the core ayemafughe! away!
Politics › Re: Lagos To Complete Ongoing Projects In 2013 by Elebiju: 1:50pm On Nov 10, 2012
geeez: [size=16pt]
Why is this paining Igbo people in this forum?

Na we say make you no develop your area?[/size]
sometimes I regret belonging to this tribe of trouble makers,why do we have to attack d igbo tribe any time a discussions arises,we are always quick to condemn and degrade them like they don't belong to this federal state we operate,come to think of it the igbo are the true pillar of Nigeria,their contribution has helped in building what we cherish as a nation,u can call me whatever u want but I know deep within myself that we(yoruba)always go over the board.

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