₦airaland Forum

blazingtrain: We r now living in a Gangnam world.

speak for urself Ooº°˚ ˚°,I no dey live for gangnam world Ooº°˚ ˚° ,shey na everybody wan run mental like u ni?

freecocoa: I have watched that video and don't see why its making so much wave.

abi Ooº°˚ ˚° I watched d video and it was like shit,well I no blame them sha since africa is a dump site for foreign junks,our own azonto,makosa and kukere better pass this gangnam style abi na gangan style

Ovaiegbe: Fools live in the past while the future beacons.

I can see u are suffering from dyslexia,am I d one living I̶̲̥̅̊n d past or d poster I quoted?idiota! Rabid benin dog

Mutumdaya: It is gowon,he killed more than 3million future leaders in his so called civil war

no!no!no! He killed 3million souls that ojukwu offered to Ogun for sacrifice,pathetic tribe always derailing at d slightest opportunity with 15likes from fools

Chinua Achebe
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ITbomb: Remember to drop ur tithe to the Nairaland Ministry Worldwide.
I'll privately mail u the official bank details to avoid abuse

good way to go pastor itbomb but are u sure u're not mixing things up,as the treasurer u should know my involvement as d ministry's financial secretary in all transactions is important pls send him my personal account details in accordance with d boards decision at d last exco meeting JESUS IS LORD.

Jobberman is short of mugu graduates so it has resort to our dear old nairaland,u wanna know how long I waited on this crap site?never mind

alfredo4u: My eyes wanted falling out.

Pls anybody who got d real content should summaries for us.

Summary, summary pls pals. Im tired of drivin to office everyday.

then start boarding d brt to office and stop whining on a public thread

There is a place in my area[mascara]in ketu where a broke guy can come for freebies this yuletide bleeping and smoke very plenty.

Abubakar Shekau is our man o na him fit do am

atuboweke: TWO MUSLIMS? NO WAY!!!!!!!

dyslexic mind where is d spirit of federalism when u think like this,what has religion got to do with a successful nation we need a good leader infact I prefer a muslim,though I'm a christian.

All this one na long story,just give d babe hot slap make dem dey dance kukere for her head I bet she won't ask after u again.

goldenval: How to end the dam relationship is very simple, it works for me why not you?... Simply told her or him that you have tested "HIV positive"

do u think it works for everybody?a babe once tried this crap with me,I made up my mind to bleep her after downing alomo bitters with yoghurt and groundnut,I doubled d protection and she begged me to stay after confessing that she lied abt her status,u never know what a hard bleeping can do

I love turtle meat and octopus meat they are delicious and very nutritious pls don't ask me how I got to know cos I'm a pure bred ilaje

God is mysterious like his works,hmmmm fashola should use this as lesson,he should gather all the lunatics in lagos and position them on brt lanes d rest will be testimonies I swear.

I believe this info cos people say I look like goodluck jonathan some say I resemble usain bolt but d last time I checked I can easily pass as obama's double

donsteady: black berry porsches suppose to top the list. i hate my, just that i can sell it if not i could have done that long ago.

blackberry porsche ko blackberry buggeti ni u had better bring d junk wey u dey use make I give u beer money idiota!

A gift is what u don't work for so I think u should appreciate it,I know u will never complain if d gift had been packets of alomo bitters,appreciate what u've got.

pDude: Only in Nigeria.

After some pple will tell me that Nigeria is better than Yankee.

What are those people still doing lying in their own blood? So they have been left there without help sotay pple have taken time to position their cameras phones to snap pix of the bodies. Where are the emergency services who should have swooped in to at least save those they could?

God will punish anybody who dares open any thread to tell me Nigeria is better than US.

AMEN.

RIP

hmmmm wise words,em can someone give us a write up on America at 52,I detest folks who don't appreciate what they have,americans suffered to get what they have now,if u need a fast way to luxury take d next dana plane

U no mention d part were dem dey chop human being

Pooh!always a doomsday prophet nofin good ever comes out of his mouth

y me: Indomie with vegetable (nice combo, its yummilicious )

WTF!I hate this junk with a passion pls can someone shove eba with oha soup down her throat

[quote author=::Andrew::]I dont care again ooo, I do both male, female, goat, sheep even camel.[/quote]em andrew the malefemalegoatsheepcamel bleeper we get one rabid dog for our yard o and the bitch is on heat,shey u go show ni?

Skanas: *Tip toein...looks around...Shits on thread...pick race*

''''gives chase with atori in hand'''catches him and beats him mercilessly'''''he lands in luth with a broken skull''' serves u right,that is what u get for defacing a public thread

[quote author=Mynd_44]Men don't fall. We are a separate specie of the Homo gene[/quote]speak for yourself Mr,I love my woman deeply and I believe there are men like me out there too who love their women

Now this is what I call a miracle not some hair perming gayish pastor televising make believes

Realtym: Ideally who made that rule and on what planet
My own mama dey life, na my husband mama go kon get full access to my most private possessions because I just born. If I hear!
Have you considered the cat and mouse nature of most Nigerian wives and Mothers-in-law relationships?

hmmm I know ur type o possesive,obsessive and jealous,have u forgotten that the private possesion u cherished and ur husband belongs to ur mother in law,can u marry the guy if the mother had been possesive and jealous like u,I fear for ur husband o.

Joanna Sedley: Some culture requires the wife's mother to come while some prefer the husband's mother. To each his own. I'd like my mother to come and assist me.

em...if ngozi iweala is ur mother will she come and babysit?

johnark: It special cuz it waz d day tht our lord jesus waz born

who told u jesus was born in december?have u ever tried to make researchs rather than feeding off the junk d catholic made for u.

ugo2good: The last time I cried was my jss1...can't think of a girl makeing ME cry..I de mad?..some men cry cos they weak...they aint no real men

hmmm!wise words from the mighty goliath ehn but bros I'm confused here o,do u mean weakness in terms of masculinity or emotions?cos d last time I check masculinity is just a show of pride it doesn't determines how strong u are emotionally.

''''''''Singing''''''''africa is my fatherland Nigeria is my country o''''''''hmmmm uncle bode george to receive leadership award?oma se o when a thief receives a pat on d back for stealing and milking a goverment parastatal this is always the outcome,maybe I'm too quick to judge the award may be african leadership in theft and money laundering,abeg make una no blame NANS and AASU o at least boys must collect them share now

[quote author=190-the-clown]If she denies me punny [/quote]WTF!u will cry cos she denies u a one way to hell.