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rezzy:
BTW and btw are not the same

slap1:
Coper
Redeployed
By the way
No full-stop, etc

slap1:
Coper
Redeployed
By the way
No full-stop, etc

Sharon6:
Hmmmm mm!!! Tilapia







GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS!!! CHECK MY SIGNATURE

slap1:
If you're worried about his spellings then you should be hanged straightaway for yours!

Usminous:
i rep batch B serving in enugu state ibagawa aka village........the officers in ekiti brought dat lady with NYSC ekiti state abulance.........menh come see we corper dey cry..........menh it was a sad thing sha...........na university of nigeria d lady finish frm

Caseless:
if u say so, i believe u.

goldman777:
Gej is running nigeria like a zoo dats y dey ur some wild animals in nairaland ready to defend their zoo keeper prof wole soyinka spoke the poetic truth ;

arsetalks:
Let's do this. Shall we?

Who is Wole Soyinka?

His full names are : Akinwande Oluwole Soyinka

His honours :

1973: Honorary PhD, University of Leeds
1973–74: Overseas Fellow, Churchill College, Cambridge
1983: Elected an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature[38]
1983: Anisfield-Wolf Book Award, United States.
1986: Nobel Prize for Literature
1986: Agip Prize for Literature
1986: Commander of the Federal Republic, CFR.
1990: Benson Medal from Royal Society of Literature
1993: Honorary doctorate, Harvard University
2002: Honorary fellowship, SOAS[39]
2005: Honorary doctorate degree, Princeton University.[40]
2005: Conferred with the chieftaincy title of the Akinlatun of Egbaland by the Oba Alake of the Egba clan of Yorubaland. He was made a tribal aristocrat with the right to use the Yoruba title Oloye.[41]
2009: Academy of Achievement Golden Plate Award
2013, Anisfield-Wolf Book Award, Lifetime Achievement, United States.[42]

Now tell me who is GEJ?GEJ ~Goatluck Ebora jonaTANist. Kindergarten President,PHD in confusionist University retarded

Caseless:
you know he's very corrupt ; he can do anything- including sendig his boko haram boys after us.

2cato:
Wole soyinka has been attacking gej is when gej failed to give any of his numerous children ministarial post. Mad Old Proffesor. Besides i thaught they say gej is a wickling and clueless.

Caseless:
That is , If gej is not worst than Nebucchadnezar.
Under-rate that clueless man at ur own peril.

factorial1:

Nzecorneboy:
that sounds good


Guess what...!!!
I saw a website that pays me atleast 12k week...
and guess what.? Thats the least... all with just a
2000 naira startup... want to know how... shot
me
a watzap massage +2348036428996

sirugos:
In France picture speaks louder than voice

amnps:
Dumb mother fucker! Stop calling on God on every issue and have your government start doing something concrete.

TheRealMrStan:
http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/12/02/doyin-okupe-prays-to-god-about-boko-haram-via-twitter-godexposebhcollaboratorsin2014/

https://bellanaija.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Doyin-Okupe-1.png


Do I hear an Amen, somebody?

berem:
God don suffer for our leaders hand!

Lolz!!

slytubadth:
ode, if na loot una dey loot nah, u wont remember their is God all d incompentent pple sef.. U pple dont av a plan B abi... Clueless set of pple including his oga at d top... Why Obj make ds our current presido yahadua running mate sef... Pple frm d south nor dey dull deir sef b4 buh why oga jona own con different. I blive if one's plans and visions arent working, stepping down is d nxt tin .. I blive oga jona sude Step down and let other person wif brains take ova abi aso rock na ur papa house..we need change honestly.

SuperModerator:
very funny.

Modified

Which PDP moderator removed the picture I posted

I will post it again, ban me if you wish.

Stupid nairaland Mods

tosag:
Scammers have gone a step higher. To be honest, I almost fell for their tricks.

This morning I received a call from an unknown lady. From her voice, she must be in her late fourties. She called my name and asked if I was at home and I answered in the affirmative. She said she is Mrs Fregene and works in Chevron yard, Escravos and that one of my friends gave her my CV. She then asked if I have Chevron swimming passport, seaman's passport and safety mandatory certificate. I replied no.

She said she was asking because she had successfully convinced one of the manager to include my name for a job that would last 4 years (4 yrs contract). She went further to say that if I dont have them, she can link me up with the safety manager in Chevron yard warri- a lady called Mrs Vera Ofili to assist me in getting those documents and that the company charges N55000 for the three documents. She then texted the lady's number to me and asked me to call her. She urged me to be fast because we would be leaving for work this coming saturday and that I would miss the chance if I dont have those documents.

I called the lady (Mrs vera Ofili) who confirmed that one of their staff at Escravos had told her about me. She said she would make sure I get the documents and that I should pay N55000 into the company's safety account and come to her office at chevron yard warri with the bank teller.

Now, what got me suspicious was the fact that if any of my friends gave out my CV and something is in the pipeline, they would be aware and thus alert me. So I called the first lady and asked her which of my friends gave her my CV. She then feigned annoyance and threatened to stop helping me and I apologised.

What really convinced me that they are scammers was when the so-called Mrs. Ofili sent me the safety account number. It was a personal account number bearing the name, Mr Salisu Johnson, Fidelity Bank account number 6235451016.

I then pretended that I have paid and they called me to confirm. I just okayed the call and put it near my home theatre speaker. That was how they got the message that I knew their plan.

I will put their numbers here so that people can learn from my experience. Mrs Ofili 08024244399 and Mrs Fregene 07084951220:

ireneony:
Dr sid's wife is not pretty

Prince202020:
Good, they should be fast about that.

Viogu:
the only 2 things that makes you look like a woman are the plastic old weave on your head and that lipstick that doesnt compliment your skin tone. The flat butt you are desperately trying to stick out isn't helping