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Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by elementus: 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2008
u need more than a beer

hand him one blue label
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 1:51pm On Jul 03, 2008
hello all kuvukian blessing to u all
i just got back from kuvuki land and i want to inform u all that there will be a summer party in 4weeks time at kuvuki land. 9ice, tuface, mode9, femi kuti, asha, tumaya, Dbanj and all mohits star, rugged man, snoppy doggy, 50cent, R.kelly and lil wanye will all be performing live at kuvuki land

Pls note that visa and approval will be done by kuvuki chief. U can contact them for more information and details

elementus the originator of kuvuki trend.
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by elementus: 1:28pm On Jul 03, 2008
I cant believe na iteu dem yab like dis grin grin grin shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: United In Moscow by elementus: 5:28pm On Apr 30, 2008
glory glory man united
glory glory man united
and the red devils keep marching on
this year is our year, we are not just going to moscow we are winning the final.
united for life
Jokes EtcRe: Message From Me by elementus: 3:17pm On Apr 30, 2008
@SAM so touching, anyway don't worry life is like dat.
There is smooth road in life and we still all survive
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 4:49pm On Apr 14, 2008
hello tufe and iteun ur both welcome back pls keep kuvuki land going forward.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 5:46pm On Apr 10, 2008
@all pls hold ur peace oh, kuvuki land is a wonderful place to be no fighting pls
let us all look for way to improve kuvuki and make it better place than USA and others thank you all.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 10:30am On Apr 08, 2008
ok my bloda i no say na joke, I just want to clarify dat aspect as well.
keep the good work on kuvuki land up cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2008
@SAM milla am a female not a male ok thanks and enjoy ur reign at kuvuki land.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by elementus: 10:06am On Apr 04, 2008
i can assure u u don't want to take dat name to the authorities cus if u do?eeehhh na u dem go arrest last last grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by elementus: 10:01am On Apr 04, 2008
syndrome
Jokes EtcRe: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by elementus: 9:48am On Apr 04, 2008
lola ur welcome back
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by elementus: 9:45am On Apr 04, 2008
hmm sometin dey happen for NLD
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 9:29am On Apr 04, 2008
hi all i never thot dis kuvuki thread will go dis far, keep it up all kuvukians.

@sam milla thanks alot for the post.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 9:23am On Mar 18, 2008
hello all
kuvukiland trend don turn to sometin oh, i dey enjoy am jare but to froceful prince is welcome on kuvukiland.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 1:20pm On Mar 04, 2008
u are a fool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Archbishop by elementus: 1:17pm On Mar 04, 2008
lol i go die ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
iteun na yr granny go kill folly oh grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Strange Lizard by elementus: 1:01pm On Mar 04, 2008
your wish has been granted grin grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by elementus: 12:56pm On Mar 04, 2008
rector
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 12:52pm On Mar 04, 2008
a welcome visitor dat abide with all rules and regulation of kuvuki kingdom grin grin grin
CultureRe: Do You Speak Yoruba? by elementus: 12:48pm On Mar 04, 2008
je so ke, oni whala jare
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 12:34pm On Mar 04, 2008
holythug na who tell u say u go reach kuvuki land?

u must have landed property and must be read to work on your father-in-law to be farm land for 7yrs b4 u can marry a kuvuki woman.
u think say na easy job iteun do b4 he marry 4 wives and became a kuvuki high chief, once u are a high chief u can marry any woman of yr choice na kuvuki land be dat for u.

(thugy kneeing and begging iteun and saucekid vry well for visa)
Jokes EtcRe: gongo aso by elementus: 12:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
whats all dis confusion abthuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by elementus: 10:53am On Mar 04, 2008
man u is winning for sure today but i hope say ac millan no go finish arsenal sha
Jokes EtcRe: My Ex-Girl Friend (Picture) by elementus: 10:47am On Mar 04, 2008
what a beautiful pix
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 10:29am On Mar 04, 2008
ok now, chief of kuvuki
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 10:03am On Mar 04, 2008
OK ituen now i no, i wont Create a wrong impression to the tourists.
@segun u no well oh i don give u kuvuki babes finish that one no do u abi na me and lorlarh u still want abi fire burn ya mouth.

[i]went to kuvuki chiefs/defence to make a formal report.  All kuvuki babes are highly respect,
[i]awaiting action from kuvuki elders
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 9:15am On Mar 04, 2008
u are very welcome segun but u still need approval from saucekid cos na him be head of kuvuki kingdom, once approval has been granted i will take u to where all the babes are pls come prepared ok grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 5:39pm On Mar 03, 2008
lol thug your sins has been 4given but plane to kuvuki land once in 2months and the plane left y/day so u hav to wait for the next plane going to kuvuki in may.

however, suacekid private jet flys to kuvuki minimum of once a day.
Jokes EtcRe: This Pastor Has Guts! by elementus: 5:30pm On Mar 03, 2008
1yr course ke na 5yrs he must go
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by elementus(op): 5:19pm On Mar 03, 2008
holythug u wont be allowed to enter into kuvuki land cos i hav already given instruction dat u shld be deported on the point of entry.

repent and the kingdom of kuvuki will allow u 6hrs only permission from suacekid
Jokes EtcRe: But She Said No by elementus: 5:14pm On Mar 03, 2008
turkey is preparing for a beta come back grin grin

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