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u need more than a beer hand him one blue label |
hello all kuvukian blessing to u all i just got back from kuvuki land and i want to inform u all that there will be a summer party in 4weeks time at kuvuki land. 9ice, tuface, mode9, femi kuti, asha, tumaya, Dbanj and all mohits star, rugged man, snoppy doggy, 50cent, R.kelly and lil wanye will all be performing live at kuvuki land Pls note that visa and approval will be done by kuvuki chief. U can contact them for more information and details elementus the originator of kuvuki trend. |
I cant believe na iteu dem yab like dis |
glory glory man united glory glory man united and the red devils keep marching on this year is our year, we are not just going to moscow we are winning the final. united for life |
@SAM so touching, anyway don't worry life is like dat. There is smooth road in life and we still all survive |
hello tufe and iteun ur both welcome back pls keep kuvuki land going forward. |
@all pls hold ur peace oh, kuvuki land is a wonderful place to be no fighting pls let us all look for way to improve kuvuki and make it better place than USA and others thank you all. |
ok my bloda i no say na joke, I just want to clarify dat aspect as well. keep the good work on kuvuki land up ![]() |
@SAM milla am a female not a male ok thanks and enjoy ur reign at kuvuki land. |
i can assure u u don't want to take dat name to the authorities cus if u do?eeehhh na u dem go arrest last last ![]() |
syndrome |
lola ur welcome back |
hmm sometin dey happen for NLD |
hi all i never thot dis kuvuki thread will go dis far, keep it up all kuvukians. @sam milla thanks alot for the post. |
hello all kuvukiland trend don turn to sometin oh, i dey enjoy am jare but to froceful prince is welcome on kuvukiland. |
u are a fool ![]() |
lol i go die ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! iteun na yr granny go kill folly oh ![]() |
your wish has been granted ![]() |
rector |
a welcome visitor dat abide with all rules and regulation of kuvuki kingdom ![]() |
je so ke, oni whala jare |
holythug na who tell u say u go reach kuvuki land? u must have landed property and must be read to work on your father-in-law to be farm land for 7yrs b4 u can marry a kuvuki woman. u think say na easy job iteun do b4 he marry 4 wives and became a kuvuki high chief, once u are a high chief u can marry any woman of yr choice na kuvuki land be dat for u. (thugy kneeing and begging iteun and saucekid vry well for visa) |
whats all dis confusion abt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ?? |
man u is winning for sure today but i hope say ac millan no go finish arsenal sha |
what a beautiful pix |
ok now, chief of kuvuki |
OK ituen now i no, i wont Create a wrong impression to the tourists. @segun u no well oh i don give u kuvuki babes finish that one no do u abi na me and lorlarh u still want abi fire burn ya mouth. [i]went to kuvuki chiefs/defence to make a formal report. All kuvuki babes are highly respect, [i]awaiting action from kuvuki elders |
u are very welcome segun but u still need approval from saucekid cos na him be head of kuvuki kingdom, once approval has been granted i will take u to where all the babes are pls come prepared ok ![]() |
lol thug your sins has been 4given but plane to kuvuki land once in 2months and the plane left y/day so u hav to wait for the next plane going to kuvuki in may. however, suacekid private jet flys to kuvuki minimum of once a day. |
1yr course ke na 5yrs he must go |
holythug u wont be allowed to enter into kuvuki land cos i hav already given instruction dat u shld be deported on the point of entry. repent and the kingdom of kuvuki will allow u 6hrs only permission from suacekid |
turkey is preparing for a beta come back ![]() |
