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Jokes EtcRe: What A Flight by elementus: 4:47pm On Feb 11, 2008
@poster dat was a nice joke, dont worry abt man city na so dey hook united like dog weh see free bone
maybe na because we dey the same city with dem.
anyway let keep our fingers crossed miracle fit happen oh but we lost at home na wah oh.

@ituen leave folly and aisha alone jare me i dey gbadu they love life
na folly and ify figth make NDL try settle the fight is getting out of hand
@all pls do someting b4 its 2 late oh
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 4:20pm On Feb 11, 2008
me i dey enjoy this long thing gist oh, na now the gist start to dey sweet jare
any more lecturer to lecture us on the very long thing anyboby cannot do without both male & female.
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 4:16pm On Feb 11, 2008
anus man abegi just ans lola huh? ok
u dey fear yes, na wah for u ohhhhhhhhhh.
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 5:30pm On Feb 08, 2008
kola oloye use yr brain i no fit shout

u see pple dey deliberate

wetin u dey tink
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 5:26pm On Feb 08, 2008
i dey wait for reply oh
long thing guys no dey make noise
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 5:22pm On Feb 08, 2008
@anus man i am vry sure that u are a small thing
cos na guy like u dey get mouth without action
small thing guy without acceleration and without an acceleration velocity can not take place.

tyty dont wonder again oh check above 4 your ans.
Forum GamesRe: Pairing by elementus: 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2008
syphilis?

i no blv dat one sha
Jokes EtcRe: No Long Thing by elementus: 3:09pm On Feb 08, 2008
@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing dat matters.
pls note dat it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by elementus: 6:00pm On Feb 01, 2008
@all nite nite and sweet dreams bye grin grin cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by elementus: 5:52pm On Feb 01, 2008
@tufe i no be guy oh!!!!!!!!!!!
abegi make NLD no think say i be Les!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fill in the space,
me i still dey enjoy guys and i never finish with them yet.
u come dey call me guy, u don spoil show for me be dat.
I am a female ok. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by elementus: 5:40pm On Feb 01, 2008
@tufe na who u say go nigth school abi u dey kolo ni
take yr time oh na university of my house i go
yeye boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wishing u all a wonderful weekend, na folly, aisha and lolababy i miss pass.
later cool cool cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by elementus: 5:19pm On Jan 31, 2008
tufe:
élement, u better join in the fight, if not, you and me go start our own. i like wahala well well
tufe ur shakara no reach my side oh!!!!!
in short u 2 small na me u won figth!!! go ask bush as i help am fight for iran,iran,germany,kuwite, in short I arrest sadam, hitler na osama i won arrest now.
wetin u think say u be, no try me cos if i ves u no go like am oh
make i just maintain cos i dey gbedun this forum
Jokes EtcRe: an european in lagos by elementus: 5:04pm On Jan 31, 2008
@saucekid
thank u jare i like yr sytle
Jokes EtcRe: an european in lagos by elementus: 5:02pm On Jan 31, 2008
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perharps the lips aint kissable

ify u don try kiss the lips b4huhhuh?
abi how u take no say there aint kissablehuhhuhhuh??
abegi talk true and leave shit for shit carrier cos na ehn property
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma Gamble by elementus: 4:43pm On Jan 31, 2008
@tufe na correct beef dey worry ify no more no less
she cant just stand the love in the air cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Fast Drinker by elementus: 4:29pm On Jan 31, 2008
@geecee wetin be yr ownhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by elementus: 4:18pm On Jan 31, 2008
pls dont stop keep it rolling and coming i like it grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by elementus: 4:07pm On Jan 31, 2008
abegi make una leave aisha and folly i dey enjoy they love jare
ride on boy na yr time dont mind them ok grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Pain Transfer by elementus: 3:56pm On Jan 31, 2008
@folly dat was a nice one am still laughing my ass off

@ iteun so yr baddy dey do yr wife & u no know
well sha wat are friends forhuhhuhhuh?( helping each other out)

i wont be shocked if it was clem cos that guy is a gay for sure grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by elementus: 3:48pm On Jan 31, 2008
ituen na u biko after u na obj grin grin grin grin
enjoy while it last cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do? by elementus: 3:42pm On Jan 31, 2008
wah ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wat a view.
i guess the guy will hav no choice than to marry me
i no for sure that every male dick rite there will be up shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin
hot booboos check it out kiss kiss kiss shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Read,laff & Learn by elementus: 12:12pm On Jan 31, 2008
@folly that was a nice post and a nice lesson too, i hope u will apply it to yr life as well.
My guy!!!!!!!!!!! i dey gbadun yr love and romace with aisha2 keep it up.

@tufe u be kolomental
Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by elementus: 1:57pm On Jan 28, 2008
nice ass clemcykul grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Super Fowls Of Nigeria by elementus: 11:59am On Jan 28, 2008
hello all, its is bad that our football player went to Ghana to be a moving sepctators , can u imaginehuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??// yeye super turkey. Abegi make dem come home jare embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed.
CareerRe: Shares by elementus: 3:01pm On Jan 25, 2008
kd its me lolaabbey
CareerRe: Shares by elementus: 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2008
tnx k.d,

i will call to talk 2 u
Jokes EtcRe: Never Ask A Grandma by elementus(op): 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2008
just your name got me laughing
elementus

if your parents wated a tus name they should have chosen from the list below

sixtus, beltus, chrisantus, titus, abeg the list long ya


u be yeye persons oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its just a nick name ok and i guess u like it.
RomanceRe: Post no longer applicable by elementus: 1:19pm On Jan 25, 2008
abi oh!!!!!!!!!!!1 cursing wont do anytin jare.
@post what do u really wanthuhhuhhuhhuh?
Jokes EtcRe: Mike Is Dead by elementus: 1:13pm On Jan 25, 2008
that one funny joke keep it up grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcNever Ask A Grandma by elementus(op): 12:49pm On Jan 25, 2008
hello all pls never ask a grand mummy to stand as a witness at a trial or elessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

ENJOY!!!!

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they
aren't prepared
for
the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney

called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I've known you
since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to
me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk
about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
when you haven't
the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across
the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence
attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was
a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
drinking problem. He
can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of
the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with
three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench
and, in a very
quiet
voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she

knows me, I'll
send
you to the electric chair
Jokes EtcRe: Please Dont Laugh At Me by elementus: 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2008
na wah oh huh huh

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