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Celebrities / Re: Jaywon Lifting Banky W Falling Campaign Billboards by Eleniyan007(m): 11:36am On Jan 25, 2019
Poorboy:
What a pity, if Banky wins I will bath naked in Oshodi and post it here on nairaland
your monicker said it all undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Shares Beautiful End Of Year Photos by Eleniyan007(m): 12:29pm On Dec 31, 2018
simplyDopeGuy:
She's ugly, her pussy must be smelling, I am happy her career is dead, next is for her to die
Guy for how long na undecided undecided go nd get a life
Celebrities / Re: Orezi Buys A New Car As Christmas Present by Eleniyan007(m): 8:37pm On Dec 25, 2018
Is dis not Aisha pant cus I no d girls face of dis Benz grin grin

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Politics / Re: Saraki, Dogara, NASS Members May Leave APC Thursday - New Telegraph by Eleniyan007(m): 10:44am On Jul 23, 2018
May leave APC na transfer news abi na new signing mtchew

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Politics / Re: Dasuki Granted N200 Million Bail By Abuja Court by Eleniyan007(m): 12:44pm On Jul 02, 2018
200 million naira bail dy can afford it na grin
Sports / Re: Okocha Blasted By Omeruo's Wife, Chioma Nnamani: "Mad Man" by Eleniyan007(m): 8:04am On Jun 29, 2018
Lordoffreemen:

Is every graduate a teacher or lecturer in schools? Was ighalo part of the game in first half? Did you hear the analysis after the full time? In your own professional career (if you have any) what have you done as a contribution to national development? Until you are able to sound convincingly, then you are the biggest Idiot.
look at dis fool wat ave u nd ur family contributed even d idiot player u dy support wat has he done in his career mtchew
Celebrities / Re: Tekno To Ubi Franklin: I Told You To Sign Me, I Will Make You So Much Money by Eleniyan007(m): 4:48pm On Jun 27, 2018
grin
Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Shares Hot Sex Scene Photo - Fans React by Eleniyan007(m): 10:13am On Jun 27, 2018
Nollywood nd bedroom scenes are 5&6
Dy cnt beta film oda Dan bedroom bedroom or only conversation no action yeye pple
Sports / Re: Okocha Blasted By Omeruo's Wife, Chioma Nnamani: "Mad Man" by Eleniyan007(m): 9:49am On Jun 27, 2018
Na only talk okocha go dy talk make e becum coach for were...make e win African best player for were....make he play for big club for were....una only talk day analyse rubbish instead of make d idiot blame ighalo or iheanacho u dy call omeruo yeye pple..all this yeye boys wey dy play rubbish football abroad instead of make day luk within our country we gat d talents
Naija all the way Qatar 2022 grin grin

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Sports / Re: World Cup; Lionel Messi's Wife Reacts After Argentina's Victory Over Nigeria. by Eleniyan007(m): 10:34pm On Jun 26, 2018
E no go beta for ighalo

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Education / Jamb Policy Meeting 2018 by Eleniyan007(m): 4:51pm On Jun 26, 2018
The Minister just concluded his opening remarks, and going into his address proper. Bascially, some political statements....✍

He is congratulating the JAMB Registrar, Prof Oloyede, for the tremedous works he's been doing in JAMB.
The minister has pointed out that All Admissions in all tetiary institutions in the country MUST BE processed by JAMB. �

He has re-iterated that this policy meeting must be fully taken seriously, and no admission must be done before the policy meeting in any year....�

The minister has stated that they will try to hold the policy meeting each year before JUNE....�

The post UME fee must not be more than 2,000 Naira, this time we are going to enforce it....�

The Admission Policy meeting stipulates the guidelines and modalities for admission into tertiary institution for each Academic Session. Hence, no Admission into tertiary institution should be announced before the Policy meeting...�

The minister has stated that he is not against Post-UTME but the cost must not be above N2,000, and this time, they will definitely enforce it....�

JAMB will now be releasing MATRICULATION LIST. Anyone who is not in that list is not a Nigerian Student. And anyone who goes ahead to attend school will not graduate.....�

A review of 2017/2018 Session statistics of admitted students: Universities: 73.84, Polytechnic: 12.95, Colleges of Education: 13.17.
Just 41% of candidates who applied for admission last year (2017) are suitable and qualified for admission. About 211,742 that were admitted last year scored up to 200 and above in UTME. UTME performance of admitted candidates for 2017; about 41.79% candidates had 200 and above.....✍
Just 41% of candidates who applied for admission last year (2017) are suitable and qualified for admission. About 211,742 that were admitted last year scored up to 200 and above in UTME. UTME performance of admitted candidates for 2017; about 41.79% candidates had 200 and above. 53 tertiary institutions in the South West admitted candidates that scored less than 140 in UTME Last year. This is the highest...�

Professor Oloyede is analyzing Universities admission quota and He describes University of Ilorin Admissions quota has been partial, selecting candidates from where lecturers hail from. He is also revealing the essence of the Jamb CAPS. ✍
Professor Oloyede commends *UNILORIN* for admitting many foreign students from 9 countries of the world....�

The JAMB registrar is pleading with Universities to accept Pass in Mathematics for BLIND Students, saying there's no was a blind student will be able to credit mathematics. UNILAG didn't admit any foreign students and of course from the FCT...✍

JAMB Registrar is backing Post-UTME saying He supports Multi-Level Assessments before arriving at cut-off.....✍

Professor Oloyede is analyzing Universities admission quota and He describes University of Ilorin Admissions quota has been partial, selecting candidates from where lecturers hail from. He is also revealing the essence of the Jamb CAPS....✍

Candidates of distance learning, part-time and sandwich will now go through JAMB...✍

ABU covered all the states in terms of admission Last Year. That is they admitted candidates from all the states.......�

JAMB has inaugurated IBASS. Integrated Brochure and Syllabus System. This is an online system accessible to candidates and tertiary institutions. Institutions can login to this system to change their requirements on the brochure any time if need be. Candidates can equally log on to the system state their requirements and the system will come up with list of institutions such candidates are qualified to be admitted. This will help candidates to easily know the right institutions they need to apply to or change to if need be....�
Sports / Re: World Cup: Spain Vs Morocco (2-2) On 25 June 2018 by Eleniyan007(m): 7:21pm On Jun 25, 2018
David de gea have been beaten by all the shot he has faced in this world cup #fact
Meaning no save yet
Sports / Re: "Cristiano Ronaldo Is Overhyped, Scores From Set-Pieces" - Cesc Fabregas by Eleniyan007(m): 7:49pm On Jun 24, 2018
C dis yeye player wey ur mate kante dy 1st team u dy here Dy yarn rubbish undecided

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Romance / Re: "I Have Slept With 2,500 Ladies" - British Fitness Trainer Boasts by Eleniyan007(m): 11:00pm On Jun 15, 2018
So make dem give u prize...
Cum hw did dis trash reach fp undecided
Celebrities / Re: Ibrahim Yekini Itele Buys A Toyota Camry (Photos) by Eleniyan007(m): 10:55am On Jun 15, 2018
Everybody na actor even yahho boys
Here in Bangladesh we dnt knw him grin

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Celebrities / Re: Festus Oladunjoye & Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Wear Super Eagles Jersey by Eleniyan007(m): 7:37pm On Jun 14, 2018
So I shud roast beans
Car Talk / Re: This Old 1963 Ferrari Becomes The Most Expensive Car Ever Sold - See Price by Eleniyan007(m): 2:57pm On Jun 08, 2018
Almost davido networth choi moni pass moni grin
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Eleniyan007(m): 6:15pm On Jun 02, 2018
Chai no b by jersey if German machine catch dis squad na 4-0 halftime we go chop grin
Career / Re: "Between A Lawyer And A Blogger who is better at lying?" by Eleniyan007(m): 7:13am On Jun 02, 2018
This early morning op undecided
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by Eleniyan007(m): 10:35pm On May 31, 2018
Chai if to say 9ja get high tech gadget dy for avoid the ambush

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Looks Dapper On Suit!!! by Eleniyan007(m): 6:03pm On May 30, 2018
Am still looking for the dapper angry yeye

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Literature / Re: Blemished Love By Loudest Thoughts by Eleniyan007(m): 5:49pm On May 26, 2018
Update dis tin na
Business / Re: Deutsche Bank’s 2017 Awards For Excellence In Cash Management And Trade Finance by Eleniyan007(m): 7:52am On May 26, 2018
Una wey read d note wey dy up una dy try undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sign Idowest To His Record Label DMW (More Photos) by Eleniyan007(m): 9:22am On May 24, 2018
Idowest a won mafia

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Just Signed Idowest to DMW by Eleniyan007(m): 10:16pm On May 23, 2018
Chai here in skughkll we don't know idowest grin
Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Rumored To Be Pregnant For Mike Ikuku by Eleniyan007(m): 10:12pm On May 23, 2018
So? I shud warm egg...tins dat make FP dis days
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha: My 'I Deserve Some Accolades' Video & Why I Came Up With It by Eleniyan007(m): 12:47pm On May 22, 2018
Igwe 2pac grin

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Business / Re: Forte Oil Plc: Decent Q1’18 Numbers, Plans To Divest Subsidiaries by Eleniyan007(m): 7:41am On May 17, 2018
Wtf wat is dis??
Career / Re: What Song Inspires You To Work Hard? by Eleniyan007(m): 7:21am On May 17, 2018
Lazy youth by buhari grin

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Romance / Re: Why Men Should Not Get Advice From Women About Women by Eleniyan007(m): 10:58pm On May 11, 2018
So wat shud we fry
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Changes Name To Madrina, Premiers New Video–billion Dollar Woman by Eleniyan007(m): 6:23pm On May 08, 2018
No b dis 1 wey dy owe landlord mtchew next undecided

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