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PoliticsRe: Your Wish On President Jonathan's Birthday by Elgaxton(m): 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
I wish him Courage and Godly wisdom
CrimeRe: Student Sentenced To Death For Stealing Recharge Cards And A Mobile Phone by Elgaxton(m): 9:13pm On Nov 20, 2013
For those people crying foul here u better no now that ARMED ROBBERY penalty is death by hanging, stop the rubbish cry abeg.

I have witnessed armed robbers point guns at me and my family members at night and men, u don't wanna joke with the trauma

that follows such event.

All these small small phone snatchers wey dey here make una stop o. I no go follow them call you RARE GEM when dem sentence you o.
Christianity EtcRe: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by Elgaxton(m): 8:21pm On Nov 19, 2013
obadiah777: stupid man. he should have denied christ their and not been shot. what he doesnt know is you dont deny christ with your mouth. you deny christ with your deeds. so simply saying 'i deny christ' just so as not to be shot is in fact not an actual denial of christ. denial of christ is in your deeds. like scripture says be wise as serpents. this dude is not wise at all
Hello! You are the one who is wrong! Romans 10:9, if man will believe in his heart and confess the Lordship of Jesus....

For with the MOUTH CONFESSION IS MADE UNTO SALVATION.

If its by your deeds then Christ needed not to die at all.
So you are the one who is not wise at all and may...
SportsRe: President Jonathan Congratulates Super Eagles by Elgaxton(m): 9:51pm On Nov 16, 2013
henchamb: i bet with my last card he didn't watch it or is it that his act of ignorance is now legendary.
though [size=13pt]we did the scoring they did the playing and footballing[/size]
playing without scoring does not qualify you for the world cup abeg.

If Syuper eagles had gone to the pitch to dribble and pass without scoring you will still complain. huh huh huh
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by Elgaxton(m): 4:26pm On Nov 16, 2013
How come its still reading 0-0 on front page? Its like Mod is sleeping.
PhonesRe: Etisalat's N100 Data Plan For Nairaland by Elgaxton(m): 8:47am On Nov 15, 2013
Kudos to Nairaland! You are growing beyond bounds (y)
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Nokia N900 With Android Ported 55k by Elgaxton(m): 8:41am On Nov 15, 2013
Did u still sell this phone?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Attends Oritsejafor's Jubilee Festival In Warri by Elgaxton(m): 3:52pm On Nov 11, 2013
Mr President is so handsome without the hat smiley
Christianity EtcRe: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by Elgaxton(m): 10:27am On Nov 11, 2013
SeyiGold: Calling jesus God.
Is Jesus not God?

You better know He is God o.

Colossian 1:15 Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature

Hebrews 1:1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,

2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;

3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high
SportsRe: Victorious Golden Eaglets Get N2Million Each by Elgaxton(m): 10:20am On Nov 11, 2013
Good job Mr President
PropertiesRe: Abuja’s Most Expensive Estates by Elgaxton(m): 8:22pm On Nov 08, 2013
oiseworld: Most expensive in an already expensive city.

If the federal govt don't want Nigerians to live in Abuja, they should let us know in time, the National Conference is about to begin.
Believe it or not! The only thing expensive in Abuja is accomodation. Everty other thing is cheap
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Publicly Beaten In India - Video by Elgaxton(m): 9:09pm On Nov 07, 2013
Sorry Nigerians thought them how to do this.... If you doubt me ask the parents of ALUU 4 incident.

HAs anyone gone to jail for that brutal incident? No

They only got bail.

If we no fit mandle matters for our house na across borders we go fit handle?

Abegi jor.

Pitiable and painful sight though, but even more painful cos nuffin will be done to stop such in the nearest future.
Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese Man Sues Wife For Ugly Children! by Elgaxton(m): 2:40pm On Nov 07, 2013
onila: Chinese man sues wife over ugly child – and wins $120,000, and good on him. Expect many more of these lawsuits in the future. It has always bugged me the way women commoditise their bodies: slathering on cosmetics, changing their hair colour, getting boob jobs, injecting botox into their faces and the list goes on and on. Apart from the fact we’re told we men should not objectify women when women clearly are the biggest sexual objectifiers of their bodies, I found myself worried that such women have no honour. A big part about honour is honesty and a woman with a fake body is not being honest about herself. For me as a man, I look at a woman’s body and her features to guage how healthy she is physically and if she would produce good children for me because frankly I’m shopping for a good mother for my children.
I thought you were a lady, abi na Gay Lussac thingz? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Music/RadioRe: How Don Jazzy's Twitter Rants Exposed His Business Foolishness And Selfishness by Elgaxton(m): 1:53pm On Nov 07, 2013
Lovetinz: The story is too long, so you cant read it abi?
Don't worry.
A Magistrate will one day translate an agreement you signed without reading to you!
I believe this is one of the reasons why Nigerians ignore writing or written agreements. ITS TOO LONG EXCUSE.
Music/RadioRe: How Don Jazzy's Twitter Rants Exposed His Business Foolishness And Selfishness by Elgaxton(m): 1:50pm On Nov 07, 2013
Summary of this whole bruhaha:
Don't mix sentiment with business, Don Jazzy must have thought that Wande Coal won't have dreamt of stealing his music.
Nevertheless, we have only heard of Don Jazzy's version as it relates to this matter.

Nigerians learn how to keep a blessing as what it is; a blessing.

We must not allow the monetary aspect of talents or blessings turn into a curse ranging from crude oil, music, movies etc.

Never undermine paper work in all your dealings with people especially your close friends or family.
CareerRe: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by Elgaxton(m): 9:00pm On Nov 06, 2013
They are very good managers and can't stand that "Nigerian I don tire attitude"
CareerRe: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by Elgaxton(m): 9:00pm On Nov 06, 2013
They are very good managers and can't that "Nigerian I don tire attitude"
PoliticsRe: Melaye Re-arrested Over Oduah's N225M Car Scam by Elgaxton(m): 8:58am On Nov 05, 2013
Interesting...

I thought it was the minister of aviation that deserved an arrest o...

Just a thought sha
CelebritiesRe: Skuki Peeshaun Leaves Tattoo Shop In Pain by Elgaxton(m): 1:46pm On Nov 04, 2013
Lol! If the process of getting a tattoo is that painful, what will you say about removing the tattoo?
Science/TechnologyRe: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Elgaxton(m): 3:33pm On Nov 03, 2013
The sunny weather here seems dull and scotchy. It even rained a little right here in Uyo
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 20 Worst Habits Of Graphic/Web design Clients by Elgaxton(m): 1:31pm On Nov 02, 2013
Phinity318: it's so annoying when client try to belittle your work, you hear words like "no be JUST design "or sth like "are you doing it or not ".thank God iam into laptop biznes now...
And they would say something like: is it not logo? I will tell them in UTC and they will do it for me at a cheaper price like N2500.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 20 Worst Habits Of Graphic/Web design Clients by Elgaxton(m): 1:29pm On Nov 02, 2013
This thread is so true...

Biggest mistake I ve ever made is not doing business with emails,

after one year, to renew the web host and service charge becomes a battle angry undecided
FashionRe: Omotola Jalade’s Outfit To Lagos Fashion & Design Week by Elgaxton(m): 9:00am On Nov 01, 2013
Nice color
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Rocks Sexy Catwoman Outfit by Elgaxton(m): 10:12pm On Oct 31, 2013
More like a freaked out cat shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Desperate Housewives Coming To Lagos by Elgaxton(m): 8:33am On Oct 31, 2013
It will aurely be a nice one, Nigerian ladies / wives have got a lot of drama cheesy grin
PropertiesRe: Is Anything Wrong In Painting A House Black? by Elgaxton(m): 4:13pm On Oct 25, 2013
its quite simple! black absorbs alot of heat so it will be too hot.
Car TalkRe: Components To Avoid When Washing A Car Engine by Elgaxton(m): 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2013
Siena: Unless your engine's really oily and filthy, I wouldn't steam clean it. But should you wish to go ahead, here are the main areas to avoid:

Distributor.
Coilpack.
HT leads.
Air intake.
Scuttle area (ECU lives there, and hates water).
Siena the car guru. welldone bro! nice job.
CelebritiesRe: Victor Moses' Son Brentley (Photo) by Elgaxton(m): 5:26am On Oct 10, 2013
I thot Victor Moses plays for Chelsea. How come the article says he plays for Liverpool shocked
Cute kid tho
Christianity EtcRe: Can Demons Send SMS? ( For Those Who Have Experience In Casting Out Devils) by Elgaxton(m): 4:28pm On Oct 09, 2013
Joagbaje: Have you ever experience kindom of darkness sending you an SMS ,or a demon? I have had some experience while ministering to some cases. But I want to sample opinion first before I give details of my experience .

If you have heard of such experience or you have actually experience such. Either as a threat or whatever the content .


I have had 2 experiences . The first one happened when minitered to a young woman Several spirits were cast out of her. But I wasn't through with her because it took a long time so we had to take a break to finish up the following day. But the following day ibegan to recieve series of SMS from "THEM" insulting me and warning to keep away from her, that she belong to them.

At first, I thought it was a prank from her, then few minutes before our appointment I began to recieve SMS from her line that I should not deliver her, that she belong to them , Then they said they were inside her phone using it to warn me.. I replied saying christ has delivered her already .her body soul and spirit belong to Jesus .

Now this is the funny part . She came I asked who was sending me SMS through her phone . She said nobody , she said she was only surprised to see SMS from me. I collected her phone . Suprisigngly i only saw my replies. There was no trace of the messages sent from that phone ,Then she said she doesn't even have credit at all since day before . I then took the phone again and checked the balance 0:00 kobo ! . That's my firsts experience .

The second experience I had to send someone else to the person house few block away to call her, she was deeply sleeping yet, I was Receiving warning messages from the phone . This particular person was involved in witchcraft . Checking the phone only my responses were there . Yet ony phone both her SMS and mine are there , even till now
have u heard of bulk sms? I mean have u received an sms from someone who's number you know not?

That's what u are experiencing,

visit: www.springboardsms.com

and stop the ignorance.

If demons could send sms dont u people's phone will be filled up with sms.

By the way which kind demon dem dey use 24 hours cast out?

Just command the thing to gerrout in Jesus name shikena.

Its well with Naija christianity and mixed feelings.
Technology MarketWin $5000 From Uploading Your Video To Vir2o.com by Elgaxton(op): 10:20pm On Oct 06, 2013
Hello,

Feel free to upload your videos to vir2o.com and win a whooping sum of $5,000 .

All you have to do is register on the site and upload a crazy video of how you convinced someone to do something....

For more details just follow @vir2onaija

Hurry up make Oyibo no win this thing...
BusinessRe: What Do Millionaires See That Others Don't? by Elgaxton(m): 8:34am On Sep 27, 2013
They see solution and money in every challenge while the others complain about the challenge.

You can ask those who make generators for Nigeria.
PhonesRe: iPhone 5S Fingerprint Sensor Hacked By German Computer Club by Elgaxton(m): 10:26pm On Sep 23, 2013
As far as I'm concerned, iPhone technologies and innovations died along with Steve Jobs. Shikena

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