guccidriver93k:
My boyfriend said I should buy him Gucci Driver shoes worth N93k when I am coming home for Christmas break, said he will give me the money when I come back. This is going to be the first time we will meet since we started our fragile relationship 9 months ago, we knew a bit in University few years ago.

Severally, I have told my boyfriend prior to now that I cannot afford it. Last before now, he said "but you can start saving now and you will get the money before your arrival". So this time, to be the virtuous girlfriend, I had to go all out and check up the prices for this shoe.
I think he assumes that because I am a self-sponsored student abroad, I am Dantata's love child.
Anytime i debunk this claim, he goes like "haba!" and

Wake up from thy slumber... He's a diamond digger

qualityovenbake:
Always spewing an ambiguous sentence with no frame of having an intrinsic or objective meaning; his vocabulary most times lacks definite structure or organisation.

You are wrong on that one, he uses his vocabulary in the right structure. Checkout those words and see the examples used then you will understand.

Omotola is very wrong on this one... If she did her NYSC she wouldn't use the word scrap. NYSC is a beautiful government initiative that simply needs some good welfare attention from the government.

Service oriented businesses go along with insults.

Benz anyday

jidesp:
I wish this makes FrontPage though

I just had to post this. I hope every employer and employee can learn from it and put their acts together and fulfil their obligations without prejudice..

I know because our people are far backward, even some so called educated people wouldn't dare learn anything outside their main, It is a bad idea doing that. Man must continue learning, it is the only way to keep whatever is Natural about man in existence, we must evolve.

Ooops sorry for taking your through my brooding. OK I want you any Employee to understand this due to a question raised so many times on Nairaland.

In Nigeria, If your boss strikes you, then he/she has committed assault and you need to file charges. Calmly call the police and file a report.

The police are likely to come and take a statement. If there is a great deal of evidence (mark on your face, a cut, witnesses to the event, etc) your boss will be arrested and taken to jail. You may be terminated; however most companies wouldn't dare to immediately fire an employee who was struck by a member of the management team. They would instead start an investigation, which would likely lead to the termination of the manager.

Even if the police do not arrest your employer, contact your HR department immediately. Tell them what occurred and strongly request that action be taken. Also, ask for the remainder of the day for personal reasons and contact an attorney. You may have the makings of a civil suit against both your boss as well as the company.

Do NOT hit your boss back. The urge to do so will be great, but you need to be the mature and professional person in this situation that your supervisor was not. Call the authorities and let them handle this.

I doubt if this will work in Naija since the boss is a friend to the police

biaka1994:
Please I just need your advice or advices which ever of them. I met my husband in 2013 things were going on well and sweet. We normally make love almost every minute of the day so much dat I got used to it. When we got married and I got pregnant my husband became so cold towards sex I thought maybe he was scared of my pregnancy. Some times i'll have to beg him to make love to me. After much begging he'll reluctantly do it. I gave birth and I thought things would change but it's all the same. I keep begging and begging I have just decided to be myself and take my mind of it. The only person I talk to is his cousin and have become so close to him that am beginning to lust after him he is married tho but he lives close to us. Just this evening I nearly kissed him and I felt so embarrassed. Please guys help me it's Getting out of hand. What do I do? Please no bashing we all are humans and we do silly things atimes.




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Hi, please love your husband's cousin, kiss him, sex him up but ooops! Your husband will catch him and kill him, so who next to lust after?

Please sit down and talk things with your hubby jor, its possible you there's a reason he isn't giving you sex. Start with your hygiene and other related matters.

Girlie! Just try do am for your hubby... At least for a change in ten years, do it as a surprise for him and I BET YOU HE WILL GET YOU A LOVELY GIFT THE VERY NEXT DAY. Just try ehnn.... I get your point of view as per not liking it but then, just try like am small.

niyiguy:
The question "Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or UnGodly?" is posed to Married Couple, Pastors and Religious personnel.

I personally have heard several comments about issues of having sex as couple being Godly and Un-Godly.

I am throwing this question to all readers to kindly share your thoughts around the topic "Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or UnGodly?"

Being shy of commenting shouldn't be any issue, you can as well comment anonymously.

I wish to learn from your individual comments.

Happy Sunday

culled from: http://www.sharegist.com/happy-sunday-is-having-sex-as-couple-before-going-to-church-godly-or-ungodly/

It is very very Godly according to the bible, infact what is ungodly is denying any of the parties involved of sex

1Corinthians 7:1
Now as to the matters of which you wrote me. It is well [and by that I mean advantageous, expedient, profitable, and wholesome] for a man not to touch a woman [to cohabit with her] but to remain unmarried.
2 But because of the temptation to impurity and to avoid immorality, let each [man] have his own wife and let each [woman] have her own husband.
3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights (goodwill, kindness, and what is due her as his wife), and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 For the wife does not have [exclusive] authority and control over her own body, but the husband [has his rights]; likewise also the husband does not have [exclusive] authority and control over his body, but the wife [has her rights].
5 Do not refuse and deprive and defraud each other [of your due marital rights], except perhaps by mutual consent for a time, so that you may devote yourselves unhindered to prayer. But afterwards resume marital relations, lest Satan tempt you [to sin] through your lack of restraint of sexual desire.

Elephone P5000 still beats this one:

Battery: 5350Mah

Camera: 16mp and 8mp front.

What else do you want lol?

BTW I'm rocking my Microsoft 640XL... very tight with no complains at all

Take her to the movies, liase with the movie personnel and have them splash the question "will you marry me, her name ?" Just after 10mins into the movie. Immediately the question pops, put ur hand into your popcorn bag and bring out the ring while on your knees. She will never forget the scene in a hurry

No! This is how you know someone has regular diarrhea. So simply needs comfort while releasing the pra pra pra thingy

clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

Advice her to follow your footsteps since you lead by example not by force

kilokeys:
same tinubu with the heavy mouth odor..

the trials and tribulations women go through in this life

are you for real? Have u kissed him before?

hi everyone,

The word of God is the final seal for any situation, laws God gave the Jews were to arouse their understanding to know that the wrong things they were doing were wrong before His eyes. Nevertheless, if we want to talk about this thread in view of the New Testament, we will have to check Romans 1, from verse 27.

Its better to read the whole chapter 1 to grasp the understanding of what led to this other verses.

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Verse 32 is for those of you who don't practice these acts but commend those who practice them.

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them

lagos360:
A friend has been into music for like eternity. He'd always sing for us (friends). He's an IT guy, not that he's making millions but fairly comfortable. He was into a very serious relationship last year and composed a song that he meant to be played on his wedding day. Unfortunately things went sour and the relationship was ended. He finished the song about two weeks ago. We convinced him to put it online and the response has been small but exciting. Thing is, he got an email, then a call from one of the current top 10 artist in the Nigerian music industry offering to buy the song for 5 Million naira cash.

Point is, cos of the response he's been getting from the song, he's thinking of recording an album. We've been talking of taking the songs to radio stations (we understand it's not going to be free and we could pull it off to get a fair amount of airplay).

I don't want to sound arrogant but 5M while quite an amount isn't enough I think. This song in question is the type of song that's just different and unique in its own way. I think my friend's song can shape his music career just like "African Queen" shaped 2Baba's career.

Can your friend sing? Possibly yes, does he have the clout to make the song sell for more than five million if he sings it? Maybe Yes/No. If he can sing and get 5 million then he should sell the song to the artist for a higher amount and then write another song and sing.

Not everyone who can write can sing and not everyone who can sing can sing enough to bring in money.

Most of the western musicians don't write their songs, they buy the songs they sing.

Wouldn't the same gas affect the Chibok girls if used? Just asking

Its interesting to know that the media is now making a celebrity out of the body guard.

A bigger celeb is gonna hire the guy soon lol

Has anyone got this phone? I'm seriously considering getting one but I wanna know if their battery claims are true.

If we can't categorically state that the afore mentioned are going to heaven then I wander who is going.

Small pikin go read your maths and English

IYADARA:
I have a six month old baby who watches keenly while hubby and I enjoy our 'quickies' but these days i get set back and often loose concentration because i feel someone is watching...hubby on his part would say babies at this stage understand nothing...?

Do you think is too early to start putting a break to such?

Did i mention walking naked most time is our routine?

When do babies start giving meanings to what they see?

Never let your kids watch you while having sex no matter how young.

My kid will just re-echo every sound heard us make if we allow him watch, his always like:
Daddy what are you doing to mummy any time I wanna hug

20 years of service in the army and you ended up as a sergeant. How? Abeg this story no tally at all.

The Borrowere

Please can I make use of your biro for a second? Second turn to minute to hours lol

ItsAnderson:
Good evening my lovely pals, pls I need your candid
advice, me & my finance are presently courting, also
getting ready to be together and I notice dis attitude of
staring at a man's biceps or chest whenever we are together. The
one that got me annoyed most was on Friday when
am together with her and her friend watching a movie,
suddenly they showed Iyanya Mr Oreo video and she quickly shouted “ah dis is big chest and sexy six packs o" I felt ashamed cuz I have flat chest
and not quite long I left d parlour to the room
thinking. Pls pals wht will be ur advice to me on dis
issue because am afraid of going into dis marriage wit
her cos of dis attitude. Thanks.

You are not her type. Ho!Ha!!

This is quite interesting... God visited her for her faith in Him.

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Do you also have a writeup on how to stay on a marriage built with lies like these?

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

MODs, please move this to the right section

Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed

So what do we call people like you who go to Shoprite to notice all the people above Ha?

Hi everyone,

Please I want to know if there are any GISers in Nairaland, I'm studying PGD-GIS in Uniyo and
I'm told the only universities offering such course in Nigeria are University of Ibadan and UniLag.

Therefore, I want to know if we have such students (if possible diasporan universities too) here in
this forum who I can learn more from in this forum.

Thank you

Jim definitely. He looks prepped for biz

Ask Obama same question, when he answers you then you will know why Channels TV presenters fold their sleeves.