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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Release Photos From The Battle In Konduga by Elgaxton(m): 9:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
You guys should learn how to read post before making comments abeg. Read the post again
EducationRe: 10 Youngest People Ever To Achieve A Doctorate Degree by Elgaxton(m): 1:44am On Sep 07, 2014
We will produce ours in Naija when ASUU stops the striking, NEPA becomes stable, Schools like UniUyo understands the difference between part time and full time
Foreign AffairsRe: Liberia's Ebola Bodies Abandoned On Streets by Elgaxton(m): 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2014
Toaskarity: JESUS cry cry

Nothing works in my fathers land africa
Medicine to cure their own disease, they cant produce..
Disease they can't control either..

Jst use atomic bomb nd take africa out of this world atleast less poverty to worry about nd less disease to worry about too..

EDITED FOR HATERS TO KEEP HATING: Africa is as useless to this world as Mikel Obi is to Super eagles
If you haven't done a thing to bring about a solution then you have no right to say a thing about Africa.

We are all in this together, if you like make you dey Jericho
Christianity EtcRe: Boy Suspended From School For Reading Bible During Recess by Elgaxton(m): 6:15am On Jul 31, 2014
America! God's own Country tongue
NYSCRe: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by Elgaxton(m): 11:45pm On Jul 29, 2014
ritux: I hope this is in the right section.

Just yesterday 28th July, I was driving towards Gwarinpa, there is this flyover bridge that turns directing you towards Gwarinpa/Kubwa express road if you are coming from Nnadi Azikiwe express way.

As I was driving round the bridge turning towards Kubwa, I saw this car parked by the side of the road with the bonnet open and there was this guy dressed with the complete NYSC uniform stranded. Out of pity, I pulled over and the guy ran to me. Without asking, he told me he just ran out of fuel and that he doesn't have any cash with him.

I decided to help and I asked him how we gonna do it. He said he has a keg in his car. So I told him to get it because I was actually heading towards the new NNPC mega station to get petrol for my car and my generator before getting home. Just as I came down from the bridge, he said there is a place close by he can get to buy from black market since it will be difficult for him to come back. So I stopped and gave him 700 naira. He thanked me and came down. As I was going, I looked through my mirror and I saw him trying to cross to the opposite side of the road.

Fast forward to today 29th July, I was driving through same route and saw same guy dressed with same NYSC uniform on same spot with his bonnet open again. Immediately he saw me, he turned his face. I pulled over and started reversing. He started waving to me to go. The next thing, he jumped into his car and speed off heading towards Kubwa. I chased him but could not get him him because I entered into the fast lane and he was on the service lane. After I passed him, he turned into some street and I could not come.

I think he just stands there extorting money from people. But I know one day, I will catch up with him again.

Abuja residents beware. This are the types that can pretend to be NYSC members by putting on the uniform and rob unsuspecting citizens on the highways.
It used to be a woman that was doing this same thing at Utako with a Toyota Camry 2008 model.

I can see its now a big time business
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by Elgaxton(m): 10:11pm On Jul 28, 2014
dhammyg: PLS THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT PEOPLE DYING angry
You know this so-called bombers are propelled by the evil spirit of violence, its not about religion cos from what I see, both religions have been victims. The idea of this evil to blind the eyes to Nigeria thus making them see these terrible acts from just one angle, religion.

These evil acts and someone is laughing happily, so pathetic and childish
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Reacts To Buhari's Attack by Elgaxton(m): 10:12pm On Jul 24, 2014
You guys should guys should forget all these analysis and consider the lives of the families that were lost in the bomb blast.

Its high time we stopped being callous about human lives abeg. angry
FamilyRe: Would You Let Your Spouse Flirt? by Elgaxton(m): 10:49am On Jul 22, 2014
kamdyjenny: Pls, I need your suggestions and advice here. Am someone that loves to give a man some space and then letting him do what he wants. But trust me, I could be a great detector. I could monitor everything you do (I do this stlyishly because I don't want to be called possessive). Its rather very hard for my guy to cheat on me witout me finding out. Very hard! Because I must find out.

Ok now listen, the last time I caught him cheating on me was 6 months ago. I was out of town for 1 week and He brought a girl home. Ok when I came back, it took me just 2weeks and I found out he was with someone. I confronted him, normally he would want to lie but later he said the truth and confessed how everything happened. He said it was just a mere fling.

Ok! Now we were chatting normally some days back, and he was like can I let him have a fling? Thats is, I would be aware that he is with some woman and won't complain. My first answer was a resounding NO! So he went ahead to say he does not want to keep lying to me anymore because one lie begets plenty lies. Thus he wants to tell me when he is having a fling with a girl.

So, matured guys and girls. What do you think abt this? I prefer answers from matured minds. Would you let your spouse flirt??
Just ask him if you can do same to him... then pick it up from there
TravelRe: Bianca Ojukwu,the Best Thing To Have Happened To The Nigeria Embassy Madrid. by Elgaxton(m): 9:24am On Jul 19, 2014
I think female administrators take their job more seriously. Kudos to Bianca
TV/MoviesRe: Why Isn't NTA Showing 'A.M EXPRESS' Again? by Elgaxton(m): 8:35pm On Jul 17, 2014
I think the show died with the originator, Yinka Craig
SportsRe: Chelsea Ready To Sell Mikel Obi by Elgaxton(m): 1:23am On Jul 11, 2014
saasala: The most reliable and consistent Chelsea midfielder is going to be sold. Mourinho why? *Crying*. All of you haters of Mikel, there is God o. Daily Mail wrote a wonderful article on John Obi Mikel and how a white guy even tattooed his name on his butt. Read it here: http://www..com/daily-mails-wonderful-article-on-john-obi-mikel/
His promoter is doing a good job lol... That piece was written on the 7th of July 2014.

Abegi jor Mikel no try for this world cup, the write up is just a recall of past glory
FashionRe: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To BET Awards 2014 by Elgaxton(m): 2:14pm On Jun 30, 2014
How come her hunger for nudity increased after marriage
PoliticsRe: Snakes And Bees 'flush Out' Boko Haram Fighters by Elgaxton(m): 3:07pm On Jun 27, 2014
Do they think Nigerians have been praying in vain? They better wait, na Lion go join them soon
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Not Bleaching, I Just Use Cocoa Butter" - Yvonne Nelson Cries Out by Elgaxton(m): 8:42am On Jan 10, 2014
adeola_drg: R u kidding? Cocoa butter cream sells in every big supermarket. My mum and brothers use it and I've not seen any colour change. Just confess already, it won't kill.
Are u sure its the Queen Elizabeth Cocoa butter that ur mum and brothers use?
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie's New Hair Style: Like Or Dislike? by Elgaxton(m): 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2014
Nice isi owu, Chimamanda is always proud of her origin.
BusinessRe: First Bank Uyo Shut Down As A Result Of Juju (pics) by Elgaxton(m): 4:08pm On Jan 06, 2014
holamiday: Is this really the entrance to a First Bank branch? I doubt that.
there main branch at Udo Udoma avenue is finer with educated security men.
FashionRe: Omawumi's Outfit To "First Cut" Movie Premiere: Hit Or Miss? by Elgaxton(m): 12:52pm On Jan 03, 2014
Too many colors abeg. Una wan bliund person?
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Elgaxton(m): 2:00pm On Jan 01, 2014
Some ladies even beat their head with their hands in the name of scratching hair.

Its a man's world jor
ComputersRe: How Do I Recover My Lost Folder On External Hard Drive: Help by Elgaxton(m): 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2013
Hi, I have the solution full time.

The folders are still in the drive.

Send me a mail : elgaxton at gmail dot com
RomanceRe: After 3 Abortions, He Will Marry Another Lady This Month by Elgaxton(m): 8:07am On Dec 27, 2013
claremont: I couldn't read the mass of unedited text, but based on the title alone. . .

She did NOT commit those alleged abortions for him, she did it out of her own freewill. She wasn't forced at gun point to commit an abortion, the blame rests squarely with her alone. She is a matured adult responsible for her own decisions, the worst kind of people are those who commit evil acts and shift the responsibility to someone else.

She deserves no pity whatsoever.
I think you are harsh on her. Remember she gave reasons for the abortion.

@OP her killing him is like making herself a serial killer.


She should think of a new place to relocate to. A place where she's sure not to see the guy at least not in a short time.

I pity for her though. She needs a genuine friend at this moment sha.
WebmastersRe: Abuja Web Or Software Programmers, Developers, And Designers Lets Meet Here by Elgaxton(m): 7:29am On Dec 27, 2013
@elgaxton
Php, css, html, action script, Photoshop
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Is Idolatrous And Unscriptural - Pastor Kumuyi by Elgaxton(m): 5:00am On Dec 24, 2013
So we should celebrate Halloween instead? angry
CelebritiesRe: 5 Most Humble Nigerian Celebrities by Elgaxton(m): 5:19pm On Dec 21, 2013
Only Don Jazzy! He even called his twitter fans last two years to wish them Merry christmas.
CelebritiesRe: Terry G’s Leather Pant Tears On Stage (Pictures) by Elgaxton(m): 8:31pm On Dec 12, 2013
Proper A B A things... The guy no dey wear boxers too? shocked shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy
PhonesRe: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by Elgaxton(m): 8:16pm On Dec 12, 2013
Is Techno Android different from other device's android.

For all I care, Techno understands the Nigerian market wella

so kudos to them. I planning to get one soon along with a Samsung Galaxy Note 3. wink wink
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by Elgaxton(m): 3:20pm On Dec 02, 2013
Aussie: Oshiomhole donates N2m to widow
December 2, 2013 by NAN Leave a Comment


Edo State Governor Comrade Adams Oshiomhole

Edo State Governor Comrade Adams Oshiomhole
| credits: File copy

Gov. Adams Oshiomhole of Edo on Monday donated two million naira to a widow he allegedly insulted while on an inspection tour of the state.

The widow, Mrs Joy Ifije, who was invited to the Edo Government House by the governor, was also offered automatic employment by Oshiomhole.

Oshiomhole had invited the widow to personally apologise to her over his uncomplimentary remark that had generated controversies in the conventional and social media in the last few weeks.

‘’ Let me apologise to you for the way I spoke to you, I am very sorry about the statement.

“I have also realised that even in anger, one could still achieve the same result that he set out to without provocative outburst.

‘’ I apologise from the bottom of my heart, but sometimes you get angry when people compromise your efforts.’’

He said that government was trying to change the face of the state capital by doing its best to make the city beautiful.

The governor said that it was frustrating and bad for some people to truncate government efforts.

He stressed that trading on the road and walk ways could hinder free flow of traffic as well as cause accidents.

Oshiomhole, therefore, appeal to the widow to join in the campaign against road and walkways trading.

The governor said that exposing consumables to unhygienic sanitary conditions could also cause ”disease and pose dangerous health hazards to humans”.

Oshiomhole, who also announced the automatic employment to the widow, said that the employment would help her ease the burden of widowhood and give her children good and proper education.

He further assured the widow that his family would assist the widow’s second child in furthering his education, while also appealing to her to resist the temptation of law breaking.

The widow had earlier apologized to the governor for her action, saying ‘’ I know I was wrong, that was why I quickly knelt down to beg when I realized I was face to face with the Governor’’.

She promised to work with the state government in its campaign against street trading and obstruction.

She also promised to make judicious use of the money donated to her by the governor.
source: The Punch Newspaper
Good job Oshiobaba... The challenge now is that every widow will want to sell on the road for recognition purposes.
Welcome to Naija
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Third Class Candidates by Elgaxton(m): 2:00pm On Dec 01, 2013
First class doesn't necessarily mean you are intelligent. For the most, it means you were serious while in school.

Same goes for third class honors too.

Follow your passion
CelebritiesPaul Walker Dead: Killed In A Car Crash by Elgaxton(op): 8:01am On Dec 01, 2013
The 40-year-old died after the Porsche he
was a passenger in crashed near Los
Angeles

Former world heavyweight boxing champion Lennox

Lewis initially thought news of the death of Paul
Walker might have been a hoax.
But when he realised it was true, he paid tribute to
the actor on Twitter.

Lewis wrote: "Very sad to hear about Paul Walker.
"I was hoping it was another Twitter hoax.
"May he rest in peace. #RIPPaulWalker"
Very sad to hear about Paul Walker. I was hoping
it was another twitter hoax. May he rest in peace.
#RIPPaulWalker
6:54 AM - 1 Dec 2013
Lennox Lewis
@LennoxLewis
WebmastersRe: The New Layout Of GtBank's Internet Banking Portal by Elgaxton(m): 8:57am On Nov 29, 2013
@Op I'm sure it was from ure network.

The site is cool and looks more like an app
PoliticsRe: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by Elgaxton(m): 11:28pm On Nov 28, 2013
Nigerians and their sentiments sha... please what was her crime?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Fired Shots At Oduah's Car In Abuja by Elgaxton(m): 8:52am On Nov 26, 2013
I think they were testing the car for the bulletproof integrity wink wink
HealthRe: What Can I Do To Reduce The Sugar Content In My Blood? by Elgaxton(m): 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2013
Yoyo bitters, bitterleaf

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