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Johnnyessence:
thanks for your reply sir. Please I want to ask is it good for me to start applying now. Or when is the admission usually start. Please I need more of the advice on the admission process.

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Masters or PhD ?

hi everyone. I was in SA last year and when I applied for visiting Visa it was approved in 5 working days in November 2016. I submitted on Monday and a message came in on Friday that my passport is ready for collection. Am suppose to travel on 10th of June but am submitting my application tomorrow 30th.
my question is has the processing date for Visa increased from 5 days now. I can see alot of people complaining. How long does it take now

Johnnyessence:
I have make some enquiries on the low tuition fees in south Africa school. Well I am satisfied in choosing nelson mandela metropolitan university. Infact it is really clear about their school fees.

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it's a very good school . Highly rated too. I was there last year. it's beautiful too. hoping to be back there in May. A lot of Nigerians are there especially PhD.

After I saw the pain and suffering my Neighbor went through I broke up with the love of my life. I told her we can't be selfish and bring a child or children to the world to suffer.
we wahala start aswear the love go clear for una eye.

tunderay:
When someone came around here yesterday with about 15 polling center's result, boasting that PDP will win , I know it can't last for long, because the final result won't reflect that. Let's not be counting our chickens before they are hatched. Some guys who knows politics are saying APC will eventually win and now it has come to pass.

But then, the report stated that the PDP agent agreed it was a free and fair election, so what else can we say.
Congratulations to the winner.

I laughed when I saw the story PDP is leading katsina bye election make FP . I didn't even bother replying reading it. The katsina that I am wouldn't vote for PDP right now. but 2019 gov election is a different ball game.

Useless and unproductive state. I hate the fact that am from kwara. Sola saraki university it doesn't even sound nice. What did he contribute to kwara state they after they looted the state dry and they are been celebrated

Homers123:
He will name the Kid after Faye(ex Bolton player) .

lalasticlala will prefer à female. Marta the brazilian female striker. she us beautiful.. dont tell him i told u

Homers123:
I have two Arsenal fans that named their kids after Ozil and Fabregas. Even Zizou named his son Enzo after the great Uruguay play Enzo Fransescoli and yours sincerely will do so also.

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lets ask Lalasticlala which football player he could name his kid.

How did you celebrate Chelsea Premier League title win on Friday? Did you eat, drink, and make merry? Did you buy a new shirt (maybe with Batshuayi on the back)? Get a tattoo? Cry tears of joy and happiness?
If your name is Mathew Irondu and you watched it all unfold from Nigeria, you celebrated (early, even) by naming your newborn child after the head coach and a key player from your country.

As à chelsea fan. If my wife do give birth to à baby girl i will name her Chelsea. Éden if it is à boy
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source: http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2017/5/13/15636248/chelsea-fan-names-firstborn-in-honor-of-premier-league-title-antonio-conte-victor-moses

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Péter okoye attended the chelsea vs West brom match where chelsea won thé league. he is known to be à die hard chelsea fan. In thé vidéo hé could be seen kissing the chelsea badge and hugging à friend as he celebrates chelsea's victory. Ticket for the match went as high as 1700 pounds. Hé shared it on Twitter, trust Nigerians thé must have their say.

She is beautiful. My Babe fine pass her. Congratulations to thé couples

AkupeMBANO:
instead of getting jobs, people end up losing the ones they got. the vegetable has crumbled this nation. for Nigeria's embassy to be shut down in Washington because of salaries owed, that will tell you the pain APC and their goonz brought into Nigeria is a worldwide affair.
the burukutu sipping dullard ignoramus should just resign, he might be competent like some Zone Bs agree but he has bad luck.

People like you are the reason Nigeria is backward. this issue is à local matter between forces within an institution of higher learning. If you cant satisfy your girl friend or wife you will blame buhari.
Am sure u are à member of *Have u blame buhari today* group.

The one who will tell you there is no extra sheet or booklet. If you dont manage the one u have. you are on. your own. love number 2

I have fallen for the 2 and 3 several times. Especially thé Napep and Okada scam. I opened my tank before i came down she had already started dispensing the fuel. i wondered how the pump could dispense 7 litres in less than 10 seconds, i remembered she just sold 500 fuel to an okada rider.
The day i finally caught one female attendant. I wanted to buy fuel for generator in a 25l container. She hurriedly started dispensing fuel. I noticed that at 1000 naira the fuel was like 4 litres. I asked her to stop and asked peole around that does the fuel in this container(which was transparent) worth 1000 everyone said no. I wanted to report to the manager. People around begged me, she apologies.
I dont want anyone to loose their job in this recession so i Just let it slide. After warning her never to do it again.

I will call this Bananla or Biggy. this one na die. All those holy sex position will not work.
Dont be surprise if his joystik is as small as à USB drive. No be by body size.
God forgive me

boys will always be boyz. Boys will call them each other names like fool, Bastard and they will respond kindly. i couldnt stop laughing.

sisisioge:
I'm beginning to fancy the fellow behind EFCC handle o. I hope his looks match his wits

lets ask @lalasticlala to show us thé face behind the EFCC handle

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EFCC twitter handle replies one henry who intends to abolish the EFCC if he becomes president. Thé EFCC handler got no chill. He fired back, see photo below.
whats your take on the reply

Hello Hello. can u hear me sir. it has been confirmed. Its them sir, i dont know his name but hé has à flat head. they havent changed. It is in their blood. They would never stop. Over

Hello Hello. can u hear me sir. it has been confirmed. Its them sir, i dont know his name but hé has à flat head. they havent changed. It is in their blood. They would never stop.

this will never stop untill gov does the needful. Pass the national building code. dont be surprises the work was managed by someone claiming to be an engineer.
Its high time clients should be asking for professional and academic certificates before giving people construction job. 90% if people supervising construction in Nigeria didnt even read anything related to building or civil engineering.

Op before I give my opinion. can u help me answer these questions.
how old is the buiilding?
where is the crack wider? at the top or bottom of wall.
how many of this cracks are around the house?
what is the height of your roof(king post). can we say your roof is heavy(trying to determine the weight of the roof)

If they know what awaits them in Nigerian prison they. Will not smile. NDLEA pls google " Nigerian Prisons" let them see.
we dont need yo m sentence them to death. Malaria go kill them for there