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GamingRe: It Is Good Idea To Buy This Laptop? by Elijah2000(m): 9:28pm On Jan 29, 2019
Pesguy:
it's a brilliant idea

how much is your budget for buying gaming laptop

I hold 70k am looking for a gaming laptop
70k can't buy u any good gaming laptop, if u want a good gaming laptop ur budget should start from 150k upwards.
70k can only get u maybe a pentuim or a celeron processor which can't even play pes 2015 game.
Car TalkRe: To Be Shot With An AK-47 While Sitting In An Armored Car by Elijah2000(m): 7:54pm On Jan 29, 2019
donkossy:
story! Who tell u say e no wear bullet proof vest there
U sef talk vest, head no dey dere.E fit wear bulletproof vest for head or his hand
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nina Looks Radiant In Floral Outfit by Elijah2000(m): 5:39pm On Jan 29, 2019
BarristerKush:
ugly useless bitch, I wish her bad luck, misery and misfortunes
Haba, wetin she do u that u can't wish her good.
CrimeRe: Londiwe Ngcamu Battered By Her Boyfriend For Kissing In A Stage Play by Elijah2000(m): 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2019
soberdrunk:
Dammnnn!! Ordinary kiss, if he caught her in bed with the man nko?........ angry
Na instant death for her, but the man na crazy man.
Does he not know that the girl acts before dating her.
Foreign AffairsRe: Diamond Platnumz Wants His Wedding Date Declared As A Public Holiday In Tanzania by Elijah2000(m): 4:37pm On Jan 29, 2019
Lol, Wonders shall neva end.Untop which wedding, E for talk say make dem do global public holiday.
U dey postpone wedding since last year, No go do ur wedding now. wedding wey una go do ,wey no sure say una last 2years before u divorce.
PoliticsRe: Gov Ajimobi Gifts Out Packs Of Kulikuli by Elijah2000(m): 4:29pm On Jan 29, 2019
People are really hungry in this country oo, so because of kulikuli some people will vote for him.
Car TalkRe: To Be Shot With An AK-47 While Sitting In An Armored Car by Elijah2000(m): 4:27pm On Jan 29, 2019
For him to do that it means enough test as been run to ensure optimum safety, so I can absolutely do it, as long it is safe.
He wouldn't dare do that if he knows it is not safe.
But wait oo,again human beings are not perfect, what if a little mistake was made and the side he stays is a little bit thinner and the bullet enters. E don die for technology be dat oo.
PoliticsRe: ‘‘electricity Has No Political Colour’’, Buhari by Elijah2000(m): 4:13pm On Jan 29, 2019
This is total nonsense, make electricity be available for not some few people.
Imagine, after 59 years of independence u can't boast of stable light.
When did Ghana gain independence and they have stable light(24/7), what is painful is that when this so called buhari was elected , he promised 24hr supply of electricity and where is it.
I just tire
CrimeRe: Drunk Kenyan Man Sam Maila Cuts Off His Joystick On Live Video by Elijah2000(m): 4:06pm On Jan 29, 2019
Haa!
His village people have finally succeeded.
CelebritiesRe: 2 Of Alaafin Of Oyo Wives Were Childhood Best Friends Before Marrying The King by Elijah2000(m): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2019
Sometimes I wonder how this man handles all his wife in tha oza room.
CrimeRe: Outrage As Nigerian Man Weds Young Bride by Elijah2000(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2019
Thus is pure madness
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Still As Corrupt As Before – Transparency International by Elijah2000(m): 10:00am On Jan 29, 2019
I thought they were fighting corruption in Nigeria
Even the people fighting corruption are the ones that are corrupt, how do u expect to eradicate it.
SportsRe: Benfica Women's Team Record This Season Is Utterly Ridiculous by Elijah2000(m): 9:45am On Jan 29, 2019
Rednaxelot:
What do you expect from the team parading national football stars like Brazil, playing in the division 3 league.

Bet9ja won't dare include them on their coupon.
Lol, bet9ja won't dare ooo.
Imagine away 23 goals. Haa!
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Elijah2000(m): 9:42am On Jan 29, 2019
Trolla:
where do worms like you crawl out from, maybe you weren't man enough to approach her while still in school, so by bodyshaming her you must feel good about yourself. Iranu

you said you saw her taking her kids to school, after one kid, the weight gain is natural, talk little of kids with the s
although personally i would recommend hitting the gym on her part, i still spit on your bald head for body shaming her, maybe you should try giving birth nau, since men no dey explode..
Actually he is ryt, most women in Nigeria does that a lot. When they were single , u will see them slim but once they marry and give birth, instead of them to try to reduce the weight they have gained, they overlook it and the weight becomes permanent.
Are there not woman out their in Nigeria that has given birth to two to three children, give them a month or two and they are back to their normal shape.
It is just that most Nigerian ladies are lazy to hit the gym and workout or just little exercise to get their normal shape back, that's why u see them with big belly and body. Someone women, when u advice them they say my husband likes it, if he liked u like that why didn't he marry u fat.He just don't wanna tell u not to harm ur feelings.
As for the weight gain after marriage it could be anything from excessive eating, birth, birth control etc, but they should learn to the act of returning to shape.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Elijah2000(m): 9:37am On Jan 29, 2019
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SportsRe: Benfica Women's Team Record This Season Is Utterly Ridiculous by Elijah2000(m): 9:25am On Jan 29, 2019
Jesus! Those other team come sell beans.
Na to dey carry this team correct score(others) for bet9ja ooo.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Update Day 85: Strike May End This Week-minister Of Education by Elijah2000(m): 9:21am On Jan 29, 2019
I hope so
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Rocks Cleavage-baring Gucci Outfit To Davido’s 02 Arena Concert (Photos) by Elijah2000(m): 6:01pm On Jan 28, 2019
millionboi2:
Ashawo gal




See her smelling yansh
Bros take am easy, Wetin the girl do for u na.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Bares Face And Cleavage In New Selfie Photos by Elijah2000(m): 10:56am On Jan 28, 2019
Fuckuignos:
Is it weird I just want someone to eat cupcakes off my tits? Meanwhile
The CJN admitted wrongdoing. Why are we even trying to justify it?
The NJC is meeting presently..... Evidences against the Thief Justice are being presented, we await...... The NBA too will meet, but nobody cares. You look beautiful Linda
Wow,av been feeling weird too, I feel like eating cupcakes off a girls tits.Let's make our imaginations come true.
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CrimeRe: Jamaican Man Caught Sleeping With Goat (video) by Elijah2000(m): 10:48am On Jan 28, 2019
Lol, konji na real bastard indeed.
But the man stupid though. If konji dey catch u, even though u no get any babe. U no fit go brothel ease urself, last last u go spend small money and maintain ur dignity.
SportsRe: Barcelona On A Secret Search For Messi’s Replacement by Elijah2000(m): 10:41am On Jan 28, 2019
It is gonna be hard to see a good replacement for messi.
RomanceRe: I Am Curious About This. by Elijah2000(m): 10:36am On Jan 28, 2019
Since he hasn't seen the opposite sex and he does not know what intercourse is,he won't be aroused at first seeing her naked, but later he will definitely get aroused because it is natural.
CrimeRe: Twitter Give Away Goes Wrong As A Lady Disgust Somto by Elijah2000(m): 10:27am On Jan 28, 2019
Na the girl be mumu
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Elijah2000(m): 8:18am On Jan 28, 2019
Please does anyone know how much a Samsung j7 inner screen cost.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Striker, Obafemi Martins Acquires New Ferrari Spider (photo) by Elijah2000(m): 7:57am On Jan 26, 2019
platinumricky:
This is clearly a Lamborghini Aventador.
Abi oo, I wonder why dey are calling it Ferrari spider.
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Photo Of 2face & D'banj As They Baecation With Their Wives In Ghana by Elijah2000(m): 6:10pm On Jan 22, 2019
itiswellandwell:
See as dbanj looks like a boy, 2face looks like his big brother. Mheen! Both of them looking forever young! This is not about money. It's about taking good care of yourself.

8GB Atm card flash drive for #1000 only. Check link
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If you don't have money, how do you want to take good care of yourself
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli And Her Husband's 10 Years Throwback Photo by Elijah2000(m): 9:48pm On Jan 17, 2019
They both look younger than they were 10years ago
CrimeRe: Bayelsa Chief Son’s Hand Hacked With Machete During Fight. Graphic Pics by Elijah2000(m): 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2019
kingharzy:
undecided

Am just thinking out loud. . .
WHAT IF NA PR33Q? ? ?
E don cut be dat ooo.aaaah!
BusinessRe: Jeff And Mackenzie Bezos Are Getting Divorced After 25 Years Of Marriage by Elijah2000(m): 7:39pm On Jan 09, 2019
omonnakoda:
You sound like a fanatic that is totally alienated from reality
That is the way of Humans
unless you are autistic or intellectually challenged you should know this.
Maybe you are.
BusinessRe: Jeff And Mackenzie Bezos Are Getting Divorced After 25 Years Of Marriage by Elijah2000(m): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2019
omonnakoda:
Who am I to judge ?
Who are you?

Do you have access to their marriage diary?
They are divorcing wish them well and stop pontificating
Divorce is part of marriage law so your idea that people should not get married if they won't stay married is quite crazy.
Then when you know you might not stay married why swear or lie during the marriage rights, till death do us part.

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