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LesbianBoy:
Meanwhile...

Hushpuppi is RICHER than dangote!

I repeat..

Hushpuppi is RICHER than dangote!

Argue with your phone

zurich1010:
I feel sorry for Nwodo...SE Governor Forum have hijacked Ohaneze. You can tell that John Nwodo is not comfortable. Resign and save your integrity! I commend the project but Biafraa is the only way out. Hausa-Fulani will jeopardize this since anything power in the state level will have to be approved by the Federal Government/Ministry of Power.

africo13610:
Financial Accounting

Gabriel6:
This is for the purpose of learning, choose ur best subject and let someone ask you a question. Let's test our brain if it can still remember secondary school stuffs.

1) mathematics
2) English
3) Account
4) Biology
5) History
6) Civic education
7) chemistry
Physis
9) C.R.S
10) I.R.S
11) Literature.
Let's start mine is C.R.S

gabonsky:
Abby and Brittany Hensel took the world by storm when they appeared on TLC. The conjoined twins have spent most of their lives in the public eye, showing the world how siblings who are conjoined go through with every day tasks.


Abby and Brittany share a body, but have two separate heads and brains. They are completely different people and emphasize they want to be treated as such.


This is the break down of how their body is distributed:

2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs


Watching Abby and Brittany grow up through TLC specials, the world saw them go to school, celebrate their birthdays, and even get their driver's license (yes, they each had to pass separately.)

Abby and Brittany's parents contemplated separation, but ultimately decided against it because it was likely one of the twins wouldn't survive.


Their first appearance on TV was in 1996 on The Oprah Winfrey Show. The twins captured everyone's hearts with their upbeat attitudes and positive views on life.


In 2012, their last TLC special aired which ultimately turned into a full-blown TV show for them. Since 2013, however, they have been keeping a relatively low profile.


Now, in 2017, the twins are teaching (together, obviously) at Mounds View elementary school.


It's great to see that Abby and Brittany are able to lead normal lives after being so publicized in their early life!

Source: https://gabrielatanbiyi..com.ng/2017/07/remember-conjoined-twins-abby-and.html

kalan:
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pocohantas:
Buhari is working

Somebody say BABA *silence*
Somebody say BABA *another silence*

Ahah

Ziniroe:
Says who? so why are they not in the same faculty

LARRYDKING:
Nursing can't be there dear.

irisola:
nursing has nt been nd will never be under medicine.. nursing is a course on itz own

EazyMoh:
Who cares! Useless 5percentile, let then go and die!
On a serious note, the main infrastructure deficit in the SE are roads, and almost all federal roads in the region are captured in the budget and are currently been repaired. There hasn't been a viable rail project to the region due to its location. Also no dam project is viable in the region. So don't expect PMB to do things just because of your wailing. You people should have learnt something, its same with appointments and projects, so long he's satisfied it's the best decision, he goes for it!
And there are projects like financing the budget, social interventions and agricultural projects with no specific region, meaning the SE will benefit from those. So its not like the region isn't benefiting anything from the money.
Anyway like I said, who cares?

Elisean:
Shut up

I don't understand why a weak person is called an Hero.

Rubbish

KissChris:
6. Chantal Biya, Cameroun My favourite

YorubaStinks:
Malivelihood is stinky rich to shade a little girl Tonto Dike

YorubaStinks:
He is rich enough to buy every girl in Nigeria a 2017 Range Rover Evoque

YorubaStinks:
Shading Tonto Dike is like me Shading Dangote who's the richest man in Africa

kenonze:
Stoned? = wrong grammar
Stoned= A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention.
E.g
"I was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Hauled missile should be a better phrase.


N/B stoned is totally different from "stonning"... .. .. Which is a form of capital punishment by hauling stone at someone until person kick the bucket

nduchucks:
This goat is still indirectly defending fraud, the likes of which has never been seen anywhere in the world.

Becoming a pastor will not protect Omokri when all is said and done. Omokri was well aware of the raping of Nigeria by his colleagues but he did not resign in protest.

Reno, even you may end up in jail or remain in permanent exile.

manutdrichie:
AGF is a member of the Federal Executive Council so he has no right over the legislators

Exponental:
"....... I want police and government
to carry out an autopsy on Pius and they should
conduct medical examination on my teeth....."

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Intelligent statement and defence. I believe her and pray she gets freed.

Ioannes:
about time. the skin head has been walking around like a god and his fans have spraying spittle everywhere almost going ecstatic at the mere mention of his name.

I hope he is found guilty and jailed for a long time.

Okijajuju1:
What risk?

chimere66:
"I di protect na wonna for up dey so if die for dey make wonna no cry"

chimere66:
The following are eulogies from his loved ones...

Yari Emmanuel
I cannot imagine I am pending these last words to you. I feel a very sharp pain within me. I recall our university years. You were so brave, full of life and put your friends first as you were doing to the Cameroun nation. I looked through our last conversation, I could not stop but to weep. I asked you to be very tactful, I assured you that the Cameroun people have your back and each day we put you and your comrades in prayers but it seems God needed you most. Rest in peace brother.

We shall defeat Boko Haram. Yes, we shall defeat them and some day, your photo shall be honoured in the hall of fame. I promise you that.
Bara Mark
Cameroon Anglophone Political Activist.

"I di protect na wonna for up dey so if die for dey make wonna no cry" That was the last thing you said to me in Limbe before your deployment. Always the first to smile and make others happy, A Captain who commanded so much respect from his subordinates. Your kindness knew no boundaries, giving away your salary in my presence to help fellow soldiers who were in need. You escorted me to Maroua on your time off, you even paid my bar tab after one of our long nights out in the town. If there is something I will never forget about you, it will be your kindness! You fought a good fight and showed love to all who came your way. Your family misses you and we all miss you. Safe travels to the other side my brother your memory lives on!
Paul M Junior

You took up the fight to the North. A fight we as Cameroonians can't understand where it's coming from but you went to protect us and keep us safe. You died so young and with life still ahead of you but you died doing what you love. You died for your country. May the government not forget that!

We celebrate you Lt. We salute you! Go well and we will remember you Capt. Yari.
Matt Acho

Pipso Black,The Black lion, You remember when we were taunting you to get married and you in your wise ways,was like why would you want to get married and end up living behind a widow,little did we know ! This life is cruel and your passing is killing me,I was always Dr Tong to you! The 1st time I saw you,I was like 'na which pikin this black like we so? And yes you became like a brother to me.!!! And so again i say,this feels a lot like loosing another one of my brothers all over again,the pain,the hurt,the tears,the questions Why!!!!! I can't go through this again ,it's practically taken me 12yrs to try to get over Onga and Didi ,and now you,how long would I need to recover from this ,Papa God help me !!! I would rest my case with a little bit of peace knowing ,you died doing what u always wanted to do, and in knowing I now have me 3 big strong ,abled guardian angels up above.you know u have left a void in our life's especially Nana's ,he still is in denial and now I worry for him!! RIP my dear, and God bless us all.. ������
Dr Poubom Rayban

Grand PIPSO you gave up your clown side for this military job, I remember how you were so so funny before the job and after your training it was so difficult to even get a smile. Each time I saw you I was like this is not the grand Frere I know, what have these people done to you, little did I know this also will be taking your life. RIP Mon Capitaine. Thanks for doing this so our pays know Peace.
Eric Bannavti Suiseka.

Pipso, I remember our first meeting after the SaHeCo days infront of the Man O War Bay camp, that famous 25th December 2012 we spent together happily, till our Manoka pre-construction meeting. You've always been a core warrior and to us a friend and brother, remember our last meeting during SHESA97 Feb 2014 reunion when u told me u love my swag. Bro barely a month as Captain you fell in battle front, we shall miss you famous words "gars y'a rien" Rest In Peace, you shall remain in our hearts as a hero fallen defending our country.
Engr. Justice ANKENGATEH

My only Capi, Pipso Black. Can't believe you are gone. You were a brother to me. I remember how we shared the same room in Buea for over a year as freshmen. We slept in one bed planning our future together and in your own words you told me University of Buea wasn't your calling. I remember that same call from your dad late at night that made you decide to join EMEA and I decided to join the civil marine. We had our life destinations fixed for our lifetime. You went to EMEA and I went to the Regional Maritime University in Ghana. We all loved what we wanted to be in future. Now our passion is taking a toll on us. My able Capi. How can you leave me this way. Remember we agreed to collect all the ranks to the best of our career. God has ranked you to the highest and he wants you to be the Capi of his angels. I love and will forever miss you till we meet in eternity.
Wankwi Nji Francis

effty:
Mumu summit. Committee of dunce

Emekamex:
This is indeed kworuption.

AmNotADullard:
Good day Nairalanders, the time I started writing this is 3:22am, whether am a popular NLder or not doesn't matter, but I would like to Conceal my identity. These would be a bit long, because I would want to explain all what is happening and has been happening to me concerning my education.

I am from the eastern part of Nigeria, and school somewhere in the south, part of the top 10 universities in Nigeria.
Back in my, Primary and Junior secondary school, I was extremely brilliant, always part of first 3, a lot of times I was 1st in class and best overall. Even my junior waec, I was so happy, people were happy for me.

The problem started in my secondary school, I noticed I started dropping, my 2nd term in SS1, I was 21/23 in class, same school, same class mates.
I thought maybe I had started playing to much, so I stopped all what I figured out could be the problem, yet there was no solution, my parents got me private teachers for my core subjects. Once they are with me, I would understand what they teach me, when they leave, I don't slack, I continue reading and reading, when exam comes, it would seem like I wasn't the one who read. A day before the exam, it would be fresh in my head and when I even write the exam, my mind would be like "you have killed it"
My parents would ask how it was, my reply would be: "yes, it was perfect, expecting the perfect result".

When I see my result, I would as usual fail virtually everything.
Still, I managed to go/forge ahead, I was able to pass my WASSCE in one sitting, how I did that I don't know, not that I passed outstandingly, I only had 'credit' in all the subject I was expect to have grade 'C'.

Then the hustle for Jamb came, let it be known that I wrote jamb 5 times, and the 5th time was when I got admitted to my school of choice.


Currently in my 200level, we resumed a new session about 2months ago. Now to what caused dis write up.

My first semester of 100level result: C, F, A, D, D.

A terrible result for someone in 100level, yes, I know. I felt too relaxed first semester, played a lot.
I determined that 2nd semester would be better, not that I was expecting all A's but I didn't want any F.
So my whole 2nd semester was reading all through, I read to the extent that I started feeling sure I should have A's in at least 3 out of 6 courses.

But when the result came in, it was worse than my first semester without me playing or getting distracted,
My 2nd semester of 100level result: C, F, C, E, C,F

And now 200level has kicked off, but something is happening to me.

I don't think I can survive this anymore,
My parents don't have money, my dad is struggling to send us to school.
None of my siblings work,
I have been contemplating different means of ending my life,
I move about with shame, I don't sleep anymore, I can't get my head straight, I would stay awake all night crying and praying for a change in my academic life.

I have done all what I think I can humanly do, hence why the thought of taking my life,
I know I can't create a life, but of what use is one that doesn't seem to make people happy?
But then, I decided to come on here, to ask if there is something else in reading I am not doing apart from, reading.... I have applied all the reading techniques applicable, jot while reading, revise, ask myself questions, and all. But still after exam, I don't seem to have that desired result, I have prayed countless times.

By my side is a chemical I got when I discovered I had 2f's. Education, they say is the best legacy. But in my case it isn't sure if it would be, I am a business oriented person, but no money to even establish myself, so that's not an option, please Nairalanders, I don't wish to Take my life, please is there anything you can suggest to me other than suicide and constant reading and prayers. I am 22years of age.

God bless.