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Faithluv5:Ontop wetin na, dat is d main reason i steered cleared of igbo babes...I think say middle belt go free hand small... |
hilsocial:Hahaha, I nova get tym to read d story full sef, politics for dis sideof the world ehn...dem dey run country like say na one nsyc. Cmp dem dey control |
Faithluv5:Edo babes...I lovvit!....abeg. since. Una b natives...how marriage for una side ![]() |
hilsocial:U sabi pass dis one. Na....all dis place na express road na...uno fit build anytn here |
hilsocial:Kikikiki....I just notice say the guy no dey tweet again ni, I no know say dem don corner. Am....buh he go escape jare..d guy na clark kent..always finding. Ways out of troubles |
haywire1:U dey fear snakes ....hands. Him eva bottle...urinate inside |
haywire1:Kikiki, I resemble. Saraki for ya eyes |
haywire1:Kikiki...u can not see wat am seeing....my. E-boo is around |
haywire1:Chai, so na so u wan dey check evrybdy. Asset bi...dolafunmi durling..don't declare your asset oo... |
Am just smiling @ d sight of one moniker |
seun305:I dey fear guys wey get dimple....oya talk truth..wetin u suck ![]() |
seun305:no worry, i no go tell anybody say you be wizard |
naughtylagosguy:settle kini, bro me no get plans to pay shi shi.....d matter don enter newspaper sef |
haywire1:nothing wey person eye no go see for mid nyt....... |
haywire1:i no swear for you na, abi u dey swear for me ni ![]() shey ur village gals no set ni ![]() |
naughtylagosguy:i no com wan understand the school again sef, abeg if u don her anybody collect statement or certificate make u halla me. i go enta dat side early october or mid sha.... |
haywire1:i wish you, what you wish me bro...... ![]() |
mistabiola:see what you turn ya self into, u dey talk now i no understand you, oya use smileys talk am, be like say i prefer u dat way |
haywire1:choi, am telling you they are very unpredictable, *and to think say my future wife dey one place dey chill now sef* #kneels down, o lord, i pray that my future wife should be spending this friday night in the house of the lord, praying and fasting |
haywire1:no try see chimajii ooooo, the guy wey dey make me reason homo tinz...... |
haywire1:no worries, there is enough to light till 2004, |
haywire1:ROTFL..........if lautech boys start to dey para now, em go think say na me send am oooo, and my hand is cleannn ooooooo.........*only my left hand clean sha* cuz i definitly handed him the weed with my right hand |
haywire1:na boy, in the matter of the heart u ar a learner.........who tell you say babes like romeo and juliet or titanic.......when you see her reply, u go shock ![]() |
mobi18:just what i was thinking, we should build your chamber there to protect human rights, many have been violated here, and dey will be happy to have you at d helm of law and order |
naughtylagosguy:*pops bottle* #hands him the bottle wit no cup# bro, good to have you back, our ministry av grown ooo, plus that boy called hustle have taken away my dolafunmi, i am still hunting for hustle sha so i can deak with him.... 2__hwva how malete go na...or sorry malete... shey anything new show? |
mobi18:for you baby, i will act twilight, teen wolf and even blade.........is it me or that boy have canceled the appointment....em no born am.....oya come lets discuss matters of state importance . |
Aare2050:eni to ba ni ko ma ji ni a ni ri ni aro ola.......#person wey say make u no wake na hin we no go see tomorow |
mobi18:sips bloood wit sweetner........... |
JibrilJunior:aare2050, is it me or he wants to see iyalode allsmyles pishure..........guy people wey try am b4 u, na only history book fit tell you wetin do dem last ooooo, example na donxab.....u fit ask am the story sha |
naughtylagosguy:orijin ke ? wen person dey sell baba oku hia, or make i open this vintage alomo (1985 ) |
Physika:bro, i tell you no be small thing, nha village i still dey chill small, but flight wey carry me come na two way, so i dy wait return ticket #on a coded level#......i don dey fear to talk office matter here sef cuz all dis pple wey dey wait make i com beg for lux shirt, devil no go greeeeee |
sholiyz:kikikiki, that guy na my partner ooooo, na hin absence make i employ peesika (physika) and olami90.......na one important member of my ministry, he even booked 50% of my weed holdings if i am ever gonna sell......na alaye ooo......u no see say that peesika boy present for work today ni....he no say he fit return to that hin self contain if he no presemt |
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