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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:34pm On Sep 20, 2015
iykebest1:
lol. Drug baron indeed. Do you have Caribbean weed in ur stocks? I need to bless somebody with it.
Have breed of weeds from every corner of the universe....even some that u can only find in d bermuda triangle......*hands. Him half pack of the carriebean wonder weed*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha. How?
Just continue ur mission, mke I dey dis corner dey observe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aare2050:
lols




just leave the guy



jega go suprice him as he supriced Gov Mimiko
Kikikikiki.........I trust say em no. Go wan try am.....they cn tke ll dose negative awards ooo, but dat one that I. Sent babatawa. To forest for...na me go collect am....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:20pm On Sep 20, 2015
dossylvanus:
Nah.... Don't think so.



By the way, how is that my problem?


No be chat we dey chat?
It will shock u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:18pm On Sep 20, 2015
Gazaliah:
lol
Kikiki, na so bro....I knw sayall dis opolo eyes pple dey wait to dash me. All d negative award, buh am cool with it....just going to make sure I nominate some kind people wey deserve am too, like dt troublesome award, one. Bbe dey here wey fight pas me......and I dey ready to lock horns wit any baga that want to steal d E-couple award from me and dolafunmi...actualy that is. D only positive award I come close to, as a drug baron, am still a lover boy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:14pm On Sep 20, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hehehehe. Weapons of world peace.



You forget that I can morph between human and gorilla species.


Stop disturbing my parol.
*Grabs seat in a corner*....one. Bucket of pop corn please...I wan to see. D part d gal will say she is married with two kids
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
whizqueen:
Happy sunday to you ladies and gentlemen,,
Here goes the Rules of the game:

1: You can nominate yourself and nominate others too but only a maximum of three nominees for each Awards.
2: All nominations will be collated and the top 5 shall be considered in each category for the award
3: The timeframe for each category MUST be strictly adhered to (8am to 6pm daily) else your nomination will be void
4: Each category has its requirements which shall be decided upon by the judges
5: Judges cannot be nominated in any of the award categories and cannot nominate too.
6. The nominations for each days will be category 1 - 4 from Monday to Friday
7. Tag ONLY the judges in charge for each of the nomination day else your nomination will be considered null and void.

Awards nominations, judges and Days

Monday, 8am to 6pm
Awards for:
1. Miss Endowed
2. Mr Macho
3. Most Troublesome
4. B15 Ambassador

Judges: flex12, Whizqueen

Tuesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Best E-couple
2. Most Annoying
3. Best Female moniker
4. Best male moniker

Judges: 2el, whizqueen

Wednesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Ladies' Guy (guy ladies like)
2. Guys' Lady (lady guys like)
3. Most Hardworking
4. Most Active

Judge: Dubylhover, Flex12

Thursday, 8am to 6pm
1. Most Supportive
2. Most Funny
3. Most prolific Striker
4. Top Derailer

Judges: 2el, Dubylhover

Friday, 8am till 6pm
1. Mr B15 NL
2. Miss B15
3. Most Reserved
4. Icon of motivation

Judges: flex12, rmfunky, Dubylhover and 2el.

Example:
I nominate

1. Miss Endowed: hadassaheke, dolafunmi
2. Mr Macho: muchcech, Shegofams, hilsocial
3. Most Troublesome: haywire
4. B15 Ambassador: Xcozee, naughtylagosguy

Cc. Flex12, whizqueen

I would suggest you copy the example above and modify.

For any questions or sponsorship of the Awards night don't hesitate to contact on any of the Judges.

Please let's adhere strictly to the rules and make the job easy for the committee. And also please be rest assured that the judges are working tooth and nail to ensure this Awards Night is Successful. Thanks
If dis goes right...I hve one award on monday, two awards on tuesday, non on wednesday, one on thursday, non on friday....don't blame me, na bet awards dey wednesday and fridaay and all my enemies no go gree vote me....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:08pm On Sep 20, 2015
whizqueen:
Happy sunday to you ladies and gentlemen,,
Here goes the Rules of the game:

1: You can nominate yourself and nominate others too but only a maximum of three nominees for each Awards.
2: All nominations will be collated and the top 5 shall be considered in each category for the award
3: The timeframe for each category MUST be strictly adhered to (8am to 6pm daily) else your nomination will be void
4: Each category has its requirements which shall be decided upon by the judges
5: Judges cannot be nominated in any of the award categories and cannot nominate too.
6. The nominations for each days will be category 1 - 4 from Monday to Friday
7. Tag ONLY the judges in charge for each of the nomination day else your nomination will be considered null and void.

Awards nominations, judges and Days

Monday, 8am to 6pm
Awards for:
1. Miss Endowed
2. Mr Macho
3. Most Troublesome
4. B15 Ambassador

Judges: flex12, Whizqueen

Tuesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Best E-couple
2. Most Annoying
3. Best Female moniker
4. Best male moniker

Judges: 2el, whizqueen

Wednesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Ladies' Guy (guy ladies like)
2. Guys' Lady (lady guys like)
3. Most Hardworking
4. Most Active

Judge: Dubylhover, Flex12

Thursday, 8am to 6pm
1. Most Supportive
2. Most Funny
3. Most prolific Striker
4. Top Derailer

Judges: 2el, Dubylhover

Friday, 8am till 6pm
1. Mr B15 NL
2. Miss B15
3. Most Reserved
4. Icon of motivation

Judges: flex12, rmfunky, Dubylhover and 2el.

Example:
I nominate

1. Miss Endowed: hadassaheke, dolafunmi
2. Mr Macho: muchcech, Shegofams, hilsocial
3. Most Troublesome: haywire
4. B15 Ambassador: Xcozee, naughtylagosguy

Cc. Flex12, whizqueen

I would suggest you copy the example above and modify.

For any questions or sponsorship of the Awards night don't hesitate to contact on any of the Judges.

Please let's adhere strictly to the rules and make the job easy for the committee. And also please be rest assured that the judges are working tooth and nail to ensure this Awards Night is Successful. Thanks
Abbegyy.....some of dis. Awards. No nid nominations....give Gazaliah the goals. Award already jare......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
dossylvanus:
Well they might not be related, but they are not mutually exclusive. By the way, you have just succeeded in fencing my questions. How was your night?
See wetin pekus turn u to......@ d sight of a beautiful pekus, even d silver back will use research terminologies
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:46am On Sep 20, 2015
Aare2050:
clear throat
my brother in Islam finally woke up from the right Side of the bed..........
*beating the talking drum for him*
kaabo se daada lo ji, a tin reti are, kaabo se daada loji?
Kikikiki......aare onakakanfo...ur visit to EL DOLA is a surprise.....hope all is well ind kingdom
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:23am On Sep 20, 2015
chimajii:
Seems like we have too many Muslims Littered around this thread. Can u ppu not? undecided
Kikikiki.......*in 2face voice* I say we plenty.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:20am On Sep 20, 2015
I don't. Even know where to pick this issue from sef.......every1 saying something right and I just don't wanna stress the issue too far.......Abeg can we all let it slide..............aare2050, haywire1, Gazaliah chimajii et al
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:07am On Sep 20, 2015
Happy birthday to deracathy....more blessings nd lesser trouble...........*lights up jumbo size weed* oya smoke it and make A wish
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:05am On Sep 20, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:08am On Sep 20, 2015
donxab:
some people go dey sleep on line appearing "AWAY"*yellow* like say na 2GO room be this!
elmisti, olami90! wakeup up n go to your room
Kikiki.....I. Dey wait. Person. Outsyd ni...igo. Soon enta EL. DOLA
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:58am On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Issorait
Psssst!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:57am On Sep 20, 2015
debeejay:
Broses I dey gbadun una 2 jare competition don start b dat.......mke una no wori we go soon puyt most influential nd d richest 4 d award categoery mke una snap una room abi house put am mke we c........better still snapshot ur bank details mke we c who chop pepper pass
Hevil!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:16am On Sep 20, 2015
sholiyz:
U still need my card after, u don look am all day and nyt.
No vex. Jare, na. Procedure b dat...hands him 200kg of premium ....dontworry,the 50kgis on. D awse
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:14am On Sep 20, 2015
Faithluv5:
Yes na,I need to secure my plot of land dis nyt
U beta go siddon one side...except u build estate, no lands for grabs untill. 2k2......no. Congest our roads. With illegl structures oo, nd shey ur E-crush / E-boo isnot man enuf to get you plots in good areas ni.....wen bet. Person go toast una, n shakra. Una. Go dey. Do up and down....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:07am On Sep 20, 2015
sholiyz:
Oga no fear, I never follow u yan anithing those wan na intro, but all dsame make I comot fear for ur body, and for people like u wey dey alryt dem dey RIP place ooo, no body go go tru #Laustress and dey Ok again bro, we all #HardCore #TeamLautech Haywire1 na witness and wey diz weed guy elmisti make e dash u 150kg for a start.
#present your verification card
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:06am On Sep 20, 2015
JibrilJunior:
I went out in 2013....

Una don do time jump fa

2063

Which award?

E be like say I don dey outdated
Kikiki, so. U from 2013. Jump reach here.....u beta go previous page to inform y slf abt devlpments....if uno fit red evrytn...jump like every 3 pages....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:02am On Sep 20, 2015
Faithluv5:
Na wa. Make all of una go sleep now
Shey u get ny mission wey we dey obstruct nihuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:00am On Sep 20, 2015
haywire1:
Green tea is a type of tea dat his high in antioxidant, which can be best takin wit hot water,it's d best type of tea so far cos of d antioxidant effect on free radical in d body system

Igbo is a natural stimulant which intoxicate d brain,body and soul, through its THC. Content, its enormous. Utility. Overwhelms the. Pharmaceutical. Industry and put them in a. Panick mode.. so the government promoted it s bad. For human consumption....

grin grin

#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
JibrilJunior:
I dey hail you ni
Owo meji
Shey. U dey enjoy left so....oya wetin get. Add to dis awrd matter
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:51pm On Sep 19, 2015
JibrilJunior:
El-misti
Boss man!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:50pm On Sep 19, 2015
haywire1:
Hmmmm action must be judge according to intention grin grin
Alfa ti n ta igbo grin grin #
LMAO, I no be alfa oooo, tell me the difference between igbo and green teahuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:48pm On Sep 19, 2015
haywire1:
Babalawo I see u, r d gods high?

#
The gods are maintaining decorum tonite....only uncle sango is allowed to weed, and oluweri is still twerking for Esu.......Oya dey vex sha cuz uncle sango dey. Fight wit am....Okun dey reason make he release some pple. Wey he don kidnap. And Osa no wn gree cuz. N dose pple dey help her out. Wit chores............u wn join me for this realm?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:44pm On Sep 19, 2015
Gazaliah:
You know what... Go and cut your hair.When you finish with the cutting,I go talk to ur and you go understand the PEACE am bringing to ur...

Abi na that hair you use for AWORO Nihuh
One. Day, I will tell. You there is nothing new you will tell me about Islam....and I am. Not bent on convincing or confusing you....buh beliv me brother.....I jsut live my life in line with the 1st hadith of an-nawawi....."Actions. Are not. But. Intentions"......I do my. Dean. In a way that. Clear my. Conscience......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:40pm On Sep 19, 2015
Aare2050:
awo ni gbawo nigbowo, bi awo o ba gbawo ni gbowo awo a te,awo a ya
Eeeriwoooooo ya!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:38pm On Sep 19, 2015
dossylvanus:
OK my goons... See you tomorrow.



Xcozee Gazaliah Haywire1 Physika Elmisti omitooguns babatawa Donpsymon KeriBaby et al
Rest well brotherly
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:16pm On Sep 19, 2015
Gazaliah:
Before its too late,Come and embrace PEACE



I must not sit back and see you going that way nah....
Only a. Troublesome. Fellow will greet you. With PEACE !!........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:14pm On Sep 19, 2015
Aare2050:
mo fowo si irumole to nje fried rice pelu chicken
Awo gbodo ki fun awo.....

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