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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
You never stop to amuse me......Your righthuh

Na left jooor...Na Tennis you tink say you dey play make Dem cede you with wawrinkahuh
Sha leave dat babe for me, do ur ultimte search go anoda side
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:
This is Fulani hangman style o!
Leave am, me wey I don dey nurse dat hausa gal since last mnth, he com wan dey claim omo onile hia
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:24pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
dossylvanus and chimajii make una continue! Ah like am! grin
Madt boy........and I thought I am d only devil in dis awse...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
I be ur senior for dis thread nah...Na me go first serve myself and you take the leftover of elders......


You better keep quiet dere..

soliloquy:::Dis small boi wan eat wat elders dey eat grin tongue
#breaks 1789 cocacola bottle#.......I will end ur vintge life in a vintage way if u no cede to me what I own by right
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
see Dem! Women wrappers!
Wrapper small....I m a woman blanket
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2015
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:14pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
You welcome sis...Oya give me a Kiss cool
Make zues lightning strike you, babe wey I dey reason to replace dolafunmi, mke she kiss u, be like say u want make me and you start our own version abi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:
Too late bro. Maybe tommorrow ok?
No qualms
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:48pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hehehehe Kikikiki Kikikikikikikiki huhuhihuhu.


Sorry OK?
Oya bike am com my syde abeg...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
Harinholar:
....Lolsss seriously u no well...donate kooo, charity nii.......sha don't let kogi pipu catch u...
Wetin I tlk naa make pple com catch me for na....una no sha wan dey hear truth
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2015
Some things I see, I will not look...some things I look, I will not see.......all of u abusing my product, it is time I revalidate my customers list.....only responsible pple will get supply from me soon.....buh make I gather profit from all dis agberos small
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:47pm On Sep 10, 2015
Harinholar:
Pls anybody with an idea of how much kogi state pays...
So kogi will pay u and u will collect bah, how much d whole state worth...u beta no ask how much em go pay, ratherhow much ar u willing to donate to kogi......


Foot note

KOGI NO DEY PAY
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:32pm On Sep 10, 2015
KeriBaby:
Lol tongue tongue
See ya blue tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:29pm On Sep 10, 2015
KeriBaby:
So many people will pay to runz their posting only to realize later that they just gave a way free money.... I'm not saying runzin wud not work at all o but before u pay make sure the person has really long legs...
Like how many feet long?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:13pm On Sep 10, 2015
haywire1:
SAY NO TO HARD DRUGS, ELMISTI COM SEE UR CUSTOMERS

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I tell peesika ( physika ) say mke he nova release dis new version for market...buh he no gree cuz he wan buy mami market for camp.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Guy, I 4get my mtn inside dat phone sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:
May your dick remain in animated suspension
Amen!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2015
haywire1:
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Why is everybody fighting each other, elmisti Sorri devil is a liar
Make una check dat left corner bottle dey there
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Ask any1...devil sef fear me currently
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:37am On Sep 10, 2015
biggie023:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Pls elmisti add me on whatsapp 08025105071, abeg make we reason this my reg parole... Thanks...
Bro, abeg just state d issue u ar aving here, nd let evry1 rock head 2geda to profer a solution......top guns like xcozee, hilsocial , haywire1. And gazaliah will surely help
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:18am On Sep 10, 2015
Olami90:
Fisi akamu, why ah no go laf? Nick jst dey com for u frm all angle nd dis particualr nick no be here o grin.
Both of una don high...since sunday una leve office because of reg bah.....make month end oo, una go com blv say we go cut profit abi...I wld rather pay a gorilla to break ur bones...awon alinishe pple
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:15am On Sep 10, 2015
Physika:
Suggestions please

Considering the rate some state are selected as preferred states for nysc service. I presume they will get congested soon enough.

Can someone suggest other states with lesser traffic that I can fill when doing my registration?

Keep in mind, na state wey better things dey happen o. Thanks in advance.
See mugu...u beta go buy map of Nigeria, spread am for floor, com carry three stones...throw am up and make sure dey all fall within d map...bro I belive d God that showed moses the way. Will do same for U.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:12am On Sep 10, 2015
mobi18:
nope,na load carriers i need alias alabaru... dey re needed in lagos market grin
God will judge u, so u need a degree holding alabaru......make I run far from u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:11am On Sep 10, 2015
slenjaman:
Am done with other parts of the reg except payment but I made mistake with my secondary institution. Pls can I still amend before payment. Cc xcozee hilsocial
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:08am On Sep 10, 2015
mobi18:
lol....hhehehehhehheeee, gimme more make i add join ..buh im naturally alwais high..u still fit jes manage gimme strawberry flavour,dat 1 dey blow my mind
Peesika. oo o oo o ( physika ) olami90 , aare2050, all of u shld come and see wonders oooo,........#plenty customers I av, u want to join too, mbanu!, until u com wit a recomedation letter signed by two elders on this thread...I don't want to have court case o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:04am On Sep 10, 2015
mukhcech:
See as I just dey Confused. I wan go Sokoto buh my wife say the place too hot. Kaduna nko e dey, Jigawa self no bad buh E far fa(ilorin accent), Zamfara nko, I no fit combine am together. Soup wey sweet nah money kill am. All I need is a state that can improve me interllectual, spiritually and in wealth.

CC elmisti , Xcozee
All u seek my brother is present in Borno....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:20pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Walahi u are on-point, u r my type gbabe. Where have u been. Elmisti give her 5 wraps of strawberry flavour, put it on my bill

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Hands her d package in gift pack.......#guy. I jst no wan spoil ur blues ni oo...I no dey sell credit agin. O
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
seun305:
Noted...bt this mobi babe, b like say na d combo she dey experiment o
Kikiki, she is a result of couple weed...wen u see married pple on a kush level, my brod run for y life, especialy if na female
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:36pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Washere I see u.. im a role model to many people, I don't like feeling pompous. But anyway na God oooo grin grin grin

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Weyrey guy........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2015
seun305:
Oya tell d difference
Weed is unwanted valuable nd healthy plant...igbo is unkept, invaluble and habitat of iwins
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:29pm On Sep 09, 2015
Harinholar:
I wll have to say this to those that argued concerning the online payment... Atm pin or no pin stuff...una don see am now...you guyz make use of ur atm pin or not...eni jewo.#smile# bt pls alwaz knw wot u wll argue abt cos of many pipu that might get convinced.... I can remember..... Cc. by5585..Na God win oooo bt all the same na u win.....#harinholar#
Hari middle....u want to spark anoda war bah, d devil is a liar.....ur judgment is wrong, jelly and notoriously biased
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:25pm On Sep 09, 2015
seun305:
Na ur igbo cause am
I don't sell bush, I sell weed...dere is a diffrnce
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
whodohgeepee:
Elmisti abeg make we go sleep! E be like say all d female folks don ready to discuss!
Hrinholar is d only geh in d awse....and she is comin to El dola...we v apointmnt

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