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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Na when u find yoursef for borno stream 2, ya eye go open...

What's up? Which state u wan serve sef?
Lol, ogun, katsina, a. Ibom
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:54pm On Sep 09, 2015
ibraheematics:
If he is not 31 as at d date of graduation(see senate list) he will be mobilized. i.e Those that are 30 nd below as at d date of graduation will be mobilized
Be like say u no undrstnd d problem.....d person spiritual age is not equals to his physical age....he is spiritually a decade older
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2015
donasere:
Mrd007...Oya ooo....


Package ti set!!













Abeg make una look into Hin matter
Dis is a 1st


Cc
2el
Xcozee
Gazaliah
Haywire1
Physika

Elmisti na Togo weed Hin want with d only west afriican silverback gorilla dossylvanus.
He's gonna stuff d silverback and put him in d attic
Kikiki...be like say u and dossylvANUS get quanta before
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2015
Vizzim:
Please help, a friend of mine just called me complaining dat he didn't receive d call-up no to his phone because of wrong number and he paid the 3k+ already. Please help dnt no ways of helping d guy
Dem write am dere gidigba say make u mke sure say phone number correct, make d guy call the helpline numbers wey. Dey d sight
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:47pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Off to evening service

Make I go liase with baba God for better posting.

Goodluck to you guys.

*steps out*
Peesika peeesika....abeg wait iwan send u to baba God, help me deliver one messge giv am....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
biggie023:
PLS,I HAVE NOT STILL GOTTEN MY CONFIRMATION MAIL SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING OOOOOOO sad sad sad sad sad sad PLS HELP ME OOO !!!!!!!
Which confirmtion mail? Is it the very first one u get to proceed to reg?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Kikikikikiki
Na sao tome i for like go o cheesy
I go ask m if he get connect dia too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:43pm On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hello peeps!



Again I ask, one of my people get error with date of birth. On his registration form it is showing 31 years, but the boy is in his 20s. How do we solve the problem?


Cc physika Omitooguns Elmisti haywire1 Gazaliah 2el
Check d guy well, he might be old in the spirit
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Okis bro.

Register fr me too o cheesy
No qualms....dat my person wey dey help pple runs am go sierralone don tell me sy hin go help u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:40pm On Sep 09, 2015
Everybody don dey pair up bah, DG is watching u all in HD ooooo, btw! I can't find dolafunmi oooo, this woman is really overdoing dis work tin....we av to renegotiate our relationship
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
donasere:
Look green card wella u go see am!!...you can't have green card without call up number.

Check top middle to right!


Or call elmisti make Hin give u Russian weed
Puff two wraps and you go see am!!
**no use kanaku o!*
grin
Ya head is dia my man, I be don dey finl foreign client tey tey....tell him, he is paying me in dollars ooo.....#carry all m stocks, including dossylvANUS, who knows d guy might be interested in. Buying. Gorilla
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
I don't







Think I





Should







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1700
Hello omeoge arewa
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:32pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Kikikikikikikikiki
No p. U'll be posted to lindaikeji blog grin
LMAO!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:32pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
@Elmisti, u thru with reg?

@Gazaliah, av u reg?
@DonPsymon, bravo av u reg, over?
Nha, slow and steady na hin I dey do....will go capture my biometrics 2mrw
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
donasere:
Who be disshuh....
Elmisti see ur hand work ooo!!
No vex, I still dey do verification process for m customers....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:29pm On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Greetings to all my goons....


Babatawa elmisti physika Omitooguns Armynu Gazaliah Haywire1...... I have a special package for you guys.



Meet me at my pavillion by 3 AM tommorrow.
Nha, I have some drug deals to close that tym.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gazaliah:
Hian!!!Your boss Dossylnavus sef dey fear me.
Ask him...Elmisti sef don bow for me(Master),so you better follow soothe
So u see vintage stout bottle, u pick race...olami90...abeg I need spare eye balls
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
Ojemedad:
ogbeni u harsh o
Rara o...I just blunt ni...diaris a diff
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
Ojemedad:
someone should answer me na
Na. U buy us Mb ni....guy, na evrybdy dey pay, but dem tlk say d tin no compulsory....and once u register and ddnt pay, maka abeg...wetin u wan print....smtn u ddnt pay for?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:22pm On Sep 09, 2015
iamauxin:
THOSE,
See as u edit am like project.....watch ur bak ooo, na u start am oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:20pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gazaliah:
#YINMU
****looks athom with left eye***
For your mind abihuhNa you and that animal boi go dey the same camp
Tah! Wen no be zoo I wan serve
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:06pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gazaliah:
I be Olami90 ur errend boihuh

Bekiaful ooooo
Person no fit send u message gin bah.....u don register collect green card now...ur shoulder don starch abi....make I go deployment system, na yola u go serve
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:58am On Sep 09, 2015
Gazaliah:
Dossylvanus is ready to be cooked nah cheesy
Abeg gather firewood....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:57am On Sep 09, 2015
Ojemedad:
Thanks bro, its either they are trying to scam PCM or they don't know their job.

The worst thing is that I'm trying to enlighten them but still don't want to listen.
Lol, some people ar like that, abeg send dem comot from the computer and do d tin urslf
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:45am On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Na who dem be?

Dem fit?
I don dey salivate again........Gorilla dey hungry me chop ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:43am On Sep 09, 2015
horladmejy:
bro this is a E-couple issue no put mouth o
Lol.....am a E-counselor
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:34am On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Oya send me a message on Whatsapp.



Since you no wan send your own.

Guy it should be to morrow as well.
#done....comot ya number dia ooo, b4 my warriors nab u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27am On Sep 09, 2015
Ojemedad:
Hello house, urgent reply needed here. I am at a registration centre right now and they are asking me to pay 3000 compulsory in the bank to nysc even if I want my call up letter in my school.

My question is that is it mandatory I pay the 3k ?
3k is not compulsory, u can proceed without payment.....just tell d cafe attendant u will go get d call up in your school
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25am On Sep 09, 2015
deracathy:
Hilsocial

You haven't seen all your mentions or my Case.
.. cry cry cry
E-boo
Is not fair o.
Kikiki....E-boo is E-busy...nd u ar here seeking E-Attention...what a parallel world
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:21am On Sep 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Elmisti how far guy?


Have you registered?
Nope, planing to do it 2mrw....wbu?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:53am On Sep 09, 2015
icehood:
something i notice, immediately i registered yesterday, my call up number was sent to me..... so i call my bro in nysc, he told me.... those that saw there call up number on phone are stream I automatically, those that didnt receive sms re stream II
Kikiki....ur bro is my customer!............cc xcozee, hilsocial
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:12am On Sep 09, 2015
Good morrow everyone

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