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haywire1:
Elmisti oooo oooo, o Di Eni 1

Elmisti ooooo oooooo, o Di eji 2

Bi se pe e ni ko ma damI loun, ogbodo ko owun mi ooo

Elmisti oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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*whistles*.....why ar u shouting na...u want to wake uncle sango ni?.....when ESu is bleepn Oya......u no go wait if kasala burst o.....oya wetin hppen

Aare2050:
chai!
are you going to pretend as if you don't notice the number of children leaving the IDP on a daily basis?


anyway I'm still waiting for allsmyles to hear her own view... thanks for your suggestion





and how was the half trouble?
did you perform well?

U trust me na, buh as mistabiola eye d babe, I just free am ontop say d guy need to settle down smday na...mke I no go spoil. D bbe for. Hin front

Blessedgurl:
Employ pipo lyk dossy and mista.

Bad market....dossy is very unpredictable, plus if chimajii plce order he no go sell giv am and me dnt like mixn personal issues wit my bizness.....mista might. Get employed wen he wkes to reality that he is not d best striker here...u knw pple who drem too much. R hard to work wit

hilsocial:
elmisti? His hands are always busy. I doubt it will allow him concentrate.

Kikikiki....its not my fault na, I av to do most of my work myslf...nytym I employ pple, dey dnt spend two month b4 dey blow nd dey leave ma job, elders on dis thread keep snatching them up and give dem state pardon plus federal apointments

Aare2050:
please ask her, I known when she knows the proposal is from me she will definitely put her hand...
less I forget, I and allsmyles are planning to start work on our AareSmyles (presidentSmyles) motherless babies home.....
put that 4 ur mind too.


plus



how was your day?




how many trouble you drag today?

Sure, she will approve,...nd don't build motherless babies home here na...I blv every one. Have mothers....so build a vocational training center for all this busy body wey full here....like that harin gal...mke she learn hairdressn...




My day. Was good oo , na just one and a half trouble I feture for today....out of three trouble calls.....

donasere:
Blive you!!!......give am chamber for 2200! She go calm down!!

2200 ke, I bought her chamber on 2000.....tinz wr goin very smooth wit us until omitooguns and dat nonsense barkarh came to dpoil our. Blues

mobi18:
im thinking about it,lets meet in the conference room tomao... we'll discuss iit

Ok then,....u see the media is alrdy reporting that u the me....and we talkd bt dis b4 o....let's finalize 2mrw sha

donasere:
Elmisti..........you don dey get plenty haters oooo!!!

Lol, she is not hating...she is my vice on one of the. Estates here...then u know, work got us intimate sha, nd we like eachoda oo, only for one boy to com and scatter her. Head...she is jst goin. To a phase ni....we go settle d issue soon

haywire1:
Lol Hahaha no be only owo, u see tribal mark for my face , na waa ooo u wan hustle me Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka . Tell me it wz a mistake or I got u wrong

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U. Sef dey reach dis side

mobi18:
i have no p as long as my law office will still be erected.. elmisti,lemme tell u sumfing*whispers in his ears* face ur wife iyeh,i wnt play second fiddle.. ur wife is way too valuable,nd i no want mk she tag me hubby snatcher..

U ddnt ansa my simple question, ar u goin to leve me and forget bt d chamber nd post of CJ of dis thread, or ar u gonna be wit me nd av all dat.....My wife undrstnds the concept of power and diplomacy....and we ar interdependent on one another...so u. Dnt av to worry abt her......giv me a decisive reply, I dnt av tym for ping pongs

Aare2050:
yes.....
El dola is getting over crowded with too much events.....
*picks up my iPhone*
hello engr ademasta
kindly find time to see me at the mansion,
another contract on the way....
elmisti please can you handle this deal, let's do this for a brother

Mehn. Bro, u know I av a proposed EL DOLA phase two..buh wit d failure of jungle hotel to. Make name in d market...I am very selective to go into d hotel bizness...lemme ask dolafunmi abt it sha

mobi18:
issorait... me i sha wnt b second fiddle...

Second what?!............stop downgrding what we hav na....oya cone to state wse let's iron tinz out

DonPsymon:
I get jor....

Baba omitooguns took care of that

Bust into my wicked laffter!......see ya life in pop corn machine

mobi18:
thanks jare,dts a nice advice.. elmisti wanna eat his cake nd have it..

In trey songs. Voice....*aint that wht m supposed to do?...aint am supposed to eat it too!!*.........Go download CAKE by trey songz.......u knw u r. Daurling....

DonPsymon:
Who nor get land for page 2k before

U NO GET!

Blessedgurl:
Elmisti....nah correct tin you yarn. For pipo lyk we wey get mansions for page 2k. We need our car park.

U undrstnd d thing.....you know d worth of. Lnd by d kind of pple nd traffic that get into it.....beg lemme go and open my wife cr prk and. My waste bin quarter there

Boom!

2200 is the real land

2200 is d real land!

Worthless lnd......lemme pu my dust. Bin

Worthless land!....lemme prk my cars here

DonPsymon:
You're welcome... I want to buy land on pa 2100

#TeamNoTime

Sorry bro, pge 2100 will be for car parks only.......

Blessedgurl:
Elmisti begin take november birthday record down o. Me $ u sef go dey the same camp.

Sorry babe buh I dnt do census.....plus november is still aftr october na...

Blessedgurl:
Blym, wanted us to celebrate it together but na Lagos you go dey while myself na Ogun.
Goalllll. Ozil assisting Santi.

Like say snti sbi where goal post dey again sef


.........Goalll..........

Ozil assisting...............wenger didn't buy a striker!

kam4r:
Lol koni dafun DG .

Chai! *run away as fr as possible from ya side*........na DG u pray for like that?......d man offend you?

kam4r:
Lool my picture don dey since Day 1 ... Money dey involved?? Make i upload finer picture o ...

Kikikiki......no worry DG go pay U

hilsocial:
xcozee did . I only seconded.

U. See, I. Don. 4get who stat m sef....wen all of u wr speaking wit one voice....e don tey wey dat kind scene happen ooo......

djflamini:
After drinking 5 sarchets of pure water,I have decided to name the gel I got a crush on.Faithluv5.Hope I nor go offend any boss(es)here o,if she dey engaged I fit lay low o.am loyal o.Faithy I love Ur smile,it reminds me of my future(Bright Future)

*falls. From glo mast*.


....faithluv.....go meet am!....n one guy dey. Try woo am b4, buh I no dey see am. Again....

Xcozee:
lol. Pls dnt giv zeeenas heart attack

If u knw say u like ur babe,,,,,,,no mention me. For ll those award. Wey pple create jst for me...they re not my friends....mention me. For...most reserved, Mr b15 nd best couple.....if not..if no!!!.....if not!!!.....*realize its xcozee*...baba sorry jare d tin jst dey pain me ni...u want my line of future alomo

kam4r:
Lool he'll probably Win everything sef ... All the Girls Like am

Kikiki, true...buh u go suprise as err1 for thread don turn model....oy shey u sef don upload ya pishure??

kam4r:
He never play Stoke na ... And crystal palace , till then sha ... Which one be this award thing wey una dey Organise again? Lol

N hilsocial drink the maiden version of future alomo (2019)....so he just forecast dis award week and as everybdy was smoking d same weed, we jst accept d idea like dat....

Xcozee:
if thr ll b any award lyk most derailing...ah know armynu or elmisti will win that...lol... I no talk anytin o.


No more dull moment on dis thread

U just. Entered d list of pple I want to kidnap. On award days.....since no ballot boxes, I will kidnap d voters demselv........