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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:39pm On Sep 20, 2015
kam4r:
Sure Thing , You see that Martial Guy today!? Nigga is looking a Hot prospect o .. Could go on and have a Very nice season ... But i dont fancy united winning the league ...
He is allowed to roll now, sincerely hopes he becomes good sha for the sake of france nd English football....and I hope he steer clear of injuries that cn change stories....that which I cnt guarantee in EPL
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Hhmmm
*looks left and right
This one you are still november. Why don't we ....
Abeg Elmisti make reservations for november PCMs cos we wanna celebrate it in grand style.
If dey r as much as septembers no. Qualms....buh dey shld be....I will giv u d analysis of my ascertion wen its november...By Gods grace
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2015
kam4r:
Nah i heard hes out for a month ... Na arteta Go Dm for You .. Lol , We should beat Spurs and leicester sha , Na Man U be my concern ...
Mehn, dats no gud news @ all, coupled with the fact that santi wnt play. Well I will be counting on ozil nd rambo to shine sha....spurs is my mugu anyday anytym
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
Danator:
Elmisti, na whr EL DOLA dey?
Drive back to pge 1000....sorryi avnot started building d phase two...I will do that after the award thingy on 2200....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
djflamini:
Hi,hommies,after months of following this wonderful thread,I fink I like someone one here,bur am scared to mention her.somebody pls encourage ur bro to mention the person.I am so scared.
*hands him one. Bottle of future alomo (2091).....oya. Mention. D geh .
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
kam4r:
ILool exactly how my weekend has been except for the Ticket stuff ... If only juju for nigeria here fit work for england , this Guy i for visit babalawo cos of Costa .. That guy cost us the Game ... I didnt see hamiltons race buh i been hear say hin car get power failure ... I just hope say arsenal Go turn up on Wednesday against spurs .
Mehn wednesday is anoda big ask...I just hope. Coq is fit for. D game and the OX starts....win or loose...arsenal is my beloved
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
amii131:
Hi friends am new here
I choose lag, abj,akwa ibom
Welcome, abeg fill dis small form make I process ur membership.....

Name
Skul/ dept
Prfrd state of service/ first three digits of ur call up number


Nd find your way to EL DOLA, we ar avn an E-party there...its deracathy Bday
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
Oduok:
I intend to do Masters in the State i'll be posted to. Do I have people in the house that share same thought?
So u intend to stay one more year after service in d state u r posted tohuh
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 8:58pm On Sep 20, 2015
Physika:
@Elmisti o, whatsapp me o.
Just mailed u my whatsap number
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:54pm On Sep 20, 2015
kam4r:
Brotherly i just sempe for my level o ..... How your weekend take Go??
Weekend no fresh ooo, em beat my beloved. Arsenal in a dirty way...Lewis hmilton wasforced to retire in Singapore, mancity cast my winning ticket....the only good thing is...I m still alive and hopeful...hwz urs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2015
Xcozee:
what a suicidal advice
LMAO!....as I see blue for thread, I don dey wait make u visit dis matter wit urgency.....on my own, v gotten a spce for dem in a mexican prison....dou v anytn else in mind u might wnt to happn to dem?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
debris:
Yea am fine....hope u good?
We holding. It down.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
Harinholar:
.....I don drop ma letter of resignation since u call mi iya ile okan......On a low key cos I don't want names
Oya no vex...no mind me, na d guy wey need d data make you pity....u knw say me kukum no get stke for d issue na why I dey do nyhw b dat...oya go reson d nigga and help him make a good choice
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2015
debris:
Hallo good evening pals
Good evening, how ar u today
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
Harinholar:
....lolsss......hummmmmmm elmisti sho ara eeeeee ooooooo ehennnehennn...
Donasere....did I mention dis woman in. Any ofour discussionhuh.......see guilty conscience
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
Lol!!!! Oya we go tussshh ur own to Adolf Hitler award of excellence!






Btw......Elmisti wrote tuushh but dat spambot nicca keeep changing it to behind...
See wisdom @ its peak....wia u dey wen dem dey do this dier arrangement na.....oy lemme stop to dey form, make I go do my normal thing
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:37pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:
As no thank you so. No more business again. Na dis kain yanga nai u make nai peesika take leave u.
I will be here wen nysc break ur E-heart nd u will beg me to sell u E-weed nd. I will increase price. As I want....I will show you monopoly, uwill tellme if dngote v eva done promo b4 or he. Tell u thank you for patronizing his products.......and peesika didn't leave me per say...na dem Xcozee and hilsocial entice my nigga wit federal census job after I left him in d hands of ndlea
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:31pm On Sep 20, 2015
kam4r:
Hbd b , I wish You every Good thing u wish urselfi life .... Hope u had a Good one ...
Kam kam! U sef enter d party for deracathy....how u dey na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:28pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Nor kee persin wit laff. *counts 1k bundles only.
Oya take ya money.
Kikiki......*collects d cash*....thank you for you patronage.......#on. Second thought#...I m d only deler here...so I tke. Bak my thank U
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:25pm On Sep 20, 2015
Harinholar:
...smile#.I wll tell my mummy 4 u.....just trying 2 help dem naw...hummm jibrijunior if u knw say u want u had better talk nd don't mind dis elmisti bobo
ABeg giv d duy d catalogue of the singles in d awse.......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
Lol!!!.......we gahz tusshh am up nao!!....
Behind ko, if dem Behind am, shey me sef no go dey fight say I wan collect amhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
mistabiola:
*****It's all because of your Beauty****** kiss kiss
Oniranu!....if u av bn here s long s I av...u will know that babe is not a bonafide memba...inconsistent....she might talk to u today oo, buh blv me u wnt see her in d nxt 4 weeks...d last tym she was here, one guy hit on her jst like u ar doing now....so except u want a part time / seasonal Boo...u cn continue ur mission
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
Margaret Thatcher award of excellence!!..... hope dem committee don see dis one oo!!
Why u dey make anoda award for am....and d award name sef fresh...mbanu....she will be the MOST TROBULSOME....shikena!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:14pm On Sep 20, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Elmisti....the ladies are here. Please give them whatever they need. Bills on me.
#done#....abeg payments in cash oo, I av stopped using bank...I don't want efcc to com and stat distrbn my life
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:10pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
Omo dah one strong ooo
I no knoo say she get weyrey like dat ooo!!! Ademasta no get option dan to cope niyen ooo!!... Bro me sef go dey my lane b4 she go come forget 2 by 2 for my body!
Kikikiki....n she I go nominate for dat award cuz she be iron lady
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
chimajii:
Who are those? I don't know them lipsrsealed
Ehn ehn....well since I dnt want to cause ny trouble. I won't cll them out
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
chimajii:
Lwkm!!! I will Lock this Thread Soon. Just informing u all
U want me to call dossy and harin abi........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:57pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ayoswit:
Y are u guys derailing this thread?
Welcome,but why is it that weneva mtn give you free MB, n dis plce. U dey lways com use am....the last tym u dey famz say na u and se,un build nairaland.......wetin b d news beg b4 ur MB finish
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:54pm On Sep 20, 2015
Gazaliah:
Biola started scoring last week and he dey claim the best goal scorer...

Tell any capable striker to Break my Record of 7trick.....

Its even when people dey on thread and not midnight ooooo

Mistabiola,try to break my Record
Even for midnyt he no fit make am.....sha gther all d alhajas to cook beta food wey we go take celebrate dat day
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
I don die!!!!!...........


Oh lawd!!!


Chimajii suppose lock thread na!!.....
Ademasta don enter hin own 1chance be dat ooo!!!! God be with him!
Lock thread. Ke?, wey d babe wan plank hin head cuz na my site d tin shele....no be small gbege fa....thank Devil say na daytime he fix their issue, if na night wey pple no dey, she for don wound chima...and I no pity dat ademasta @ all...unserious engineer, he too like money, he left my EL DOLA project cuz of small change...na that kind woman fit am
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
JibrilJunior:
wink wink wink

Too many gorgeous pekus here

E no dey easy to decide sef
Yes, all of dem ar prettyful...but make u ask b4 u go meet ny1 ooo cuz most of dem ar taken.....meet harinholar to giv u list of the singles in d awse....she is iya ile okan....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2015
donasere:
Falls from nepa pole!!!






Elmisti u don mad I swear!!!!


#coded
grin grin grin
I tell you bro, if u see d way she beat some boiz for dis thred, u will wonder how ademasta dey cope for awse.....just dis week ademasta was buying every land availble becuz he missed d land wey d babe want...nd if u want beta gist go ask chima

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