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JibrilJunior:
Elmisti do the needful na

Mke I com carry u for dia ba....spoilt boy...enta napep com EL DOLA or wait till aare dey come the occasion.......plus declare the pekus wey u want make we screen am.....

donasere:
I sabi na!!!!.......the show must go on!!!!

Washere.....ehn ehn.....na dat babe wey mention u now I dey talk

donasere:
Kikikikikikikikiki

U like or u no like na u go still collect am!!

No fall my hand na.....u sabi say one babe dey here wey cause trouble pas me.....dat ademasta wife.......beg no mention her moniker hia oooo

donasere:
Me sef see am!!!



Sha take one step at a time!!!.....



Elmisti no dey do verification again......

I kukuma tried my best ooo, buh @ the end of the day, am a bizness man......u know as he dey go na

donasere:
Whisper d name gimmi.....make I confirm!!....no let dem hia oo

No worry, d person go soon confess hinslf....I no want collect that trouble award wey dem wan force on me......so I dey maintain low key

donasere:
Oya na.....would campaign for you nao. Na u sure pass


I dey come chill out for el dola soon oo!!....

Fall in.....we dey continue the birthday of all dis september chidren 2dai s nod one dey mark her own....so PCMs don gather money for me to always throw party for them.....but come wit cutlass and enuf protection ooo, cuz that bharkarh nd omitooguns dey plan to scatter EL DOLA

ene4real1:
A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the school when the exam was on going,one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was 'cutting eye' for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look. The guy went straight to the girl to find out what her problem was. It was Maths, so the corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question. After the exam, the Corper and his friend followed the girl up, to arrange on how they would meet and the girl said: "do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo, that's my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!.... The corper said: "do you think I studied Mathematics in the University? Mtcheeeew!!! all those answers I gave to you were fake!" The Girl slumped...

Which moniker dey capable of dis kind act for dis trend




Elmisti any idea loz

I am staying away from controversies.....I am staying from controversies........I won't talk, I swear I won't mention any1......rarara.....*covers my eyes and mouth....I won't talk*........but I know the ansa.....shey I should share my knowledge......mbanu...dis is God @ work, he want me to talk......devil say I should not talk......guy dis question is tempting!.......*run ouuta thread b4 u spoil my rehabilitation

Aare2050:
na because all tenants done go ileya holiday ni o



oya let me take you to El dola to enjoy the evening.






elmisti over to you

Nice choice....even deracathy birthday bash dey shele dis night, buh s her hubby nova talk I never open hall

donasere:
Lwkmd4h


Dah baba na badt guy na.... u don forget all dose Hin isé wey Hin do dah yr??




Which award u wan collect sef aside comptroller general of weed and oda vices??

Bro am telling u, I jst look those negative awards nd I pity myslf....but me nd dolafunmi must bag the couples award

JibrilJunior:
Aare, see this place wey yu dash me jes dry O

Na only m m m m

See your otondo head....u dey stay for 5 bedroom only u and u thnk say u go enjoy life.....u beta find one pekus join body or pick one homeless person to live wit u

donasere:
I trust you padi mi!!!


Dat baba sure gan oooo!

I tell you, no be small payment na.....infact d guy dey continue d work for hell.....Devil na hin apprentice

ViktaSlim:
Broda welcome Jare Oya drop details for census list. Rejoice for another ghost reader has commented. Nice question sha what about 2el some of us are not among the originals here.
Hilsocial
Haywire1
Elmisti
Omitooguns
Mistabiola
Xcozee
Dossylvanus
Keribaby et al

Kikikiki, 2el is hale and healthy...Good to go....buh hin public appearance no dey too much....which is. Good choice....cuz em go just corrupt d guy

mistabiola:
Lmaooooo

See ya life for naming ceremony............na ordinary blym alter ur mission.....blym wey no dey waka for aftrnoon

donasere:
Haaaa!!

Dah one strong ooo

Elmisti.... I find it hard to blive! U are a man of noble xter na!!

No mind am.......whose hand he thinks say he wan cut.....wen 1545 okibe dey my body

hilsocial:
when it comes to goals u may be a learner unless u are Martial go read frm page 1 to 1k.

Tell am abeg.......he case just be like harry cane own

mistabiola:
Lmaooooo

*****I will come with my Cutlass******

Whizqueen will deal with you.....be like say u nova see d committee.....dem no dey smile oooo

mistabiola:

*****Now I'm here on time to score another Goallllllllllllllllllll******
*****Enimy , Sowi elmisti can go and ******

Lalalalalala.......he go shock u like ribery and sneider

mistabiola:


*******Keep beefing while Baba God keep blessing moi******

*******Maybe na ma talk say make you dash Imam ya soccer boot ni*******

*******See you in D midnight********

Kikiki, let me know when u score 7 straight goals....that's Gazaliah unbreakable record....biko don't come around in d midnite ooo, I leve u pple to do anyhw in d day, don't come and disturb my rituals oooooo

mistabiola:
Glory Glory Man United


Goallllllllllllllllllll

U ar still a learner.....Gazaliah is the peledonadinho. Of this thread....u just forming zlatan

Harinholar:
.......eheeeee eeeeeeee.......shey na only Mobi18 dey diz ouse ni? All d single ladies nko?.....keribaby,,,,,,blessedgurl,,,,,whizqueen...et al

O tu ti bere abi....how much em pay u for advertisement

bharkarh:
Dolafunmi help me warn elmisti o...cos e dey drag with me

Kikikikiki........that's a wrong move....my bae understnds me like no oda...u thnk she is not seeing/ hearing tinz...but as a fellow political scientist...she knows exactly what I want to achieve and ready to help.......plus she even distribute weed. In my absence...so propaganda won't work!

bharkarh:
I no make any deal again...mobi18 no be "priced commodity"

I dnt av to trade words wit u....let mobi decide what she want......I alredy nominted her as CJ of this thread, her proposed chamber is on d land I got her....these things make her happy...not ur sweet words...ask her to forgo evrytn for U nd am cool

bharkarh:

Alakoba....gerrout of here...my wife is arnd

dolafunmi:
Hello bae...

*Quits talking to bharkarh*......hello my queen.....how re you?

bharkarh:
baba you owe me 3big stouts. We go bulldoze the whole place. Trust us

Is it me or u want us to doit the hard way, I will show you what van gal did to de gea and madrid

omitooguns:
so u r truely married



hope say na one wife u get....or how many


mobi18 here is a concrete proof .


advice mobi18...no open ya eye enter one chance ooo...u beta tie d knot wit bharkarh b4 some sharp ladies grab him...



by d way....make una 2 join league rain stones for dat El-Dora...


...make elmisti go rent quarters for Aare2050 left mansion

Kikikiki, don't mess with my wife ooo, nd she mst not know abt dis oooo.......bharkah should make d deal Asapjare

mobi18:
yimu,contact nah... yu and bharkarh be negotiating over me like im a priced commodity.. how does dat feel?

Don't think of it that way babie gal...U ar just too valuable to let go for free, and d guy is even readyto make payment of everything I ask he even added to it sef, so we not negotiating in real sense, he is paying me off, I just hope he can afford d oda 50% of d deal....oya tell me, do u like him?

blym:
kwikwikwikwikwi, ayam nt sleeping jawe, no worry i go try sleep dis midnyt bt come oh i dhey immune to dat tin

Ok,sha no waka dis midnyt

mobi18:
issorait,bharkarh,make sure u branch dere ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Is it me or omitooguns analysis was accurate after all.....lemme contact d. Guy. For recommendations

Blym.....com here!.......u go dey sleep like pomo for daytym, wen midnyt com reach u go dey waka all bout like person wey miss road....I want to do traditional rituals this midnyt oo, if u take ur eyes carry jingo, no be my problem ooo

omitooguns:
well wateva u do sha....just make sure u branch d el-dorado lodge abi how dem mafians dey call am....make sure u spoil sometin dere....



no use smooth stones ooo.....use rough ones......u can even give d contract of supplying rough stones to physika....he read geology and he go no where dos rough rocks dem dey for naija...


Break glass....infact use catapult dey fire the stones...fire enter inside their toilet too..


.if u no fit reach form ground level, climb tree...fire anytin glass wit wind screen

If i offend u, u suppose tell me na, EL DOLA is where me and my wife stay na...and you know dolafunmi must not know bout this....dnt scatter my awse na...wen am planning to win. The best couple award

mistabiola:
*****hehehehe*******
*****Just saying hi******
*****Happy Sunday******

Welcome, howz ur day going....God bless you for reliving me of d work of intrprtn......have a nice day....abegno reply me...jst. Go meet barkah he needs ur help wit something.....



Abeg no reply me ooooooooooooo