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bharkarh:
I ready pay ×150 thanks bro

Good, we ar getting there....oya you can go talk to her now, if. She agrees, come bak for the rest of the 50% of the deal

Physika:
Kikikikikikiki

U stop by for office today? Omo boi fear catch me o..The Doc is on fire

Funny thing, i ws missing in action, mesef almost land fr villa o... had to wait fr Napredak frm Serbia to return ma bnkrol

Bur b4 i return to office, Doc don end party.. Chai

Lol, when he is in form, he can really work wonders....jst short on capital recently....I miss those alert tones mehn

mistabiola:

No again!.....I don't have cash to spend on any interpreter, where is chimajii...comeand do free ayan ogbufo for me

shawwal1:
Hehehehe itsorite my G

we all have to learn to snub somethings not because we cannot reply but because the silence seems the best at the moment

You go meet same kind of people for CAMP real trouble makers but I trust you,you won't do anytin to make a solja make you frog jump

No mind me jare, I think say dis pple dey watch me ni....and d kind muzik wey I dey play wen dem find trouble decide wetin I go do...b4 na Asa Satan be gone I dey jam...buh satan don mke me bone d song...so recently, na fela, eminem , timaya, drake I dey jam so my blood dey always dey reserved for boiling. Point.... Make I change playlist..........btw...DG saiddey shld not punish us na...

bharkarh:
I reject denouncing in the name of Jesus. Na God name I dey take beg you...how much I fit bribe you biko

Since there is love in sharing, and am a humanist...lemme look into d issue...OK let's go fulani style...u will av to pay for every effort I put into mobi18, every word I said to her and every word she said to me...u pay X100 of the value of whatever I got her....even till her Birthday gift, I go. Collect m bak...go nd ask around how much a land on pge 2000 worth, nd see how many plot I got her.....if u want to sign her, then u gaz pay her buyout clause of $40 billion and buy me 50% of google, cuz she is my everything.....that's just 50% of the requirements...ccept dis one and let's the negotiation move on

Sunnystooth:
Lolz, E-beheading me for real? Is that how aggressive you guys are on this thread? Oh i get it! Waiting till October 28th can be really frustrating and annoying. By the way, thanks for that witty line from Jega. It still was unnecessary in that context.

Kikikiki...see as u dey take me catch trips, amvery sure u nev hd this much attention givento u on NL before...buh don't worry, here, u won't be lost in d crowd like b4......plus I know reverse psychology wen I see one...don't be frustrated that october look so long...the best is to be live, hale nd healthy wen it reaches....

Physika:
Come ogbeni u don return frm villa abi

Na him make u dey dish out epistle fr hia ba

Bro, Instead make my return ticket cry go office, d thing just. Bring my loads com villa....minute city 10 min draw b4 dat victor boy did me strng thing....was not vexed cuz he is. Nigerian and dem beat man city....just dey catch my fun here, I will return to office 2mrw or for cup tie sha

bharkarh:
Elmisti I just check your pix now. You carry wig for head? Truth be told, you are cute

See whyning....u sef look like tokunbo....shey n nysc carry u come 9ja bah?

Sunnystooth:
Lolz, you think toggling the letters in the words in your sentences is synonymous to NOT writing in good English, right? I see.
Let me join you and watch my public conduct too. (whatever that means)

"Watch ya public conduct"....the last sentence in Jegas reply to the troublesome Orubebe...the statement that cooled a nation of over 170 million people...make it a watchword and u will find ya slf in places u can't even. Imagine....like b4 dat word, I was thinking of be-heading U....*weed or alomo*

mobi18:
yimu*looks d oda way*

How person go solve dis issue now...*lemme do it d way I do best* eliminate d threat.....bharkah oya come nd. Denounce ya emotions b4 I go and report u to sango, Esu, nd yemoja....plus okija

shawwal1:
Why e b say every week I must catch you trying to size urself with another person

You must be short in height obviously

Or na d weed thy make u not to tolerate bullshit?

Forgive the attention seeker n continue with ur good public conduct my guy I dy feel you wella

Hahahahaha, so u meaan my excessive par mode is to compensate for my height bah, the devil is a liar....*grabs carpenter tape rule*....abeg am 5ft7...is that short If notthen maybe its the weed...nd nha its not...I am just a dealer am not a user....okay maybe am jst allergic to BullShit....I always promise myslf no to partake in any trouble every. Sunday only for pple to mke me break it...oya I wnt. Be in. Any trouble truout dis week

iykebest1:
I don't forget easily. Would u like it to be sent 2 ur Firstbank or GTBank acc? ... Meanwhile I gat ur back in d award saga.

On second thought....beg send the money in cash...bank wahala is getting too much dis one efcc is chooking eyes evrwr trying to impress PMB, I dnt want wahala, so I m digging my own bnk inside EL DOLA, no tell any1 oooo b4 dey start to visit...cuz m yet to employ bankers...the kind of bankers that account for lives not cash

mobi18:
i dnt want handshake,a nod is enoff...

Givs her MJ kinda. Nod

ijekul:
Funny boy.I dunno english o teasing u tho

*drags out my ak87*.......put it bak......wrong pocket......*reaches for the other pocket*.......take tom tom....

Sunnystooth:
Lolz... Nice Educational profile up there. Typos indeed! Your English is good though, dont mind me. But you still lost me towards the end of your post! Wondering how you pulled that off.

I must say am flabbergasted u could raed and rpley that...You hvae a wokring biran after all.....*peace out*....am watching my public conduct*

mobi18:
issorait,nuffing more to b said on d issue

*offers handshke*......if it was not in public...wld v hugged u big tym...

ijekul:
If after 4 years this is the best you can do then I weep for you.save us the sermon biko

Hahahaha, that awkward moment u realize one day, ur kids will be lectured by me.....deal wit it bro...buh on a slightly serious note, if u knw english, please if u r in lag, arrange a scrabble game...I giv u 50 points headstart......

mobi18:
@ ur last statement is nt wat i expected.. m now a trophy u re passing abi?

U know how sensitive the issue is na, u know what kinda of legal bout I will be deling with if dolafunmi see dis....buh don't worry m tking s next flight to mexico to arrange for his prison

mobi18:
yimu,elmisti dat has anoda babe on one side dere... i jes dey look,, d mst quiet acts d most

Mobi, I neva hid dat from u na....nd now u r declassifyn all dat we classified......well if u like him, go with him....

Sunnystooth:
Lolz, you lost me half way through your post... Please would you mind writing in English, please? And no, i dont think the PCMs here are jobless, that was the wrong word for me to have used in that context. All i meant to say is that there are better and more interesting threads an idle PCM should be reading than following every post on this particular thread.

Kikiki, I spent d last four yers of my life writing in english, it got me. Degree in politics and governance...project was done in english, every assignment, every test, evry exam...so bro, if ur IQ cnt correct simple typos, please raed tihs caerefuly.......now u got it.......

bharkarh:
argh! My heart eyaf sink o. It's you I swear *covers face*

I don't know why be say na wetin go kill u u dey always find...mobi18 v u 4gotn is my vice, nd dat old land u bought in 1500, I mnge it with her so tht u cn still av property here...nd u think say I 4got abt d community funds u embezzled bah?...*sips blood* if gazaliah is pushing u, u should know beta....cuz if u continue. Wit dis, I will get u a room in a mexican prison....*go nd sk pple dat tried to hit on her few days ago

Sunnystooth:
ok, i'm here... Teach me how to follow this thread with every post made here. Like i am that jobless or like this is the only thread on nairaland. Teach me please! Still dont know why i am still following this thread though.

Kikikiki, oya let's play that scene in movies wen sm1 mke u realize u love. Something.....u see around 70% of pple on this thread r not doing ny job ryt now, doesn't mean we ar jobless, we just enjoying a long summer vac b4 we hed into camp...and that u still follow it buh everytymu check in, d thread av zoomed off...don't blame us, we r jst one genertion. That prfrs to chat up wit real pple not post fake life pictures on IG or facebook....and dat u the us?...in big sean voice bi n drake sing am..."Sometimes the can be the best love"

Aare2050:
lolss



elmisti is already investigated by me,


according to his assets he has only 3 guns, only one of it is working
but he has a stock full of weeds

And have u confirmed that I truly declared my sset?.....sarki is my. Role model remember....3 might means 30000

bharkarh:
It's been long I visited here o, I Dan miss you all.
I have something to share with you all
Owolabi Olayinka Bharkarh is in love with one chick like that over here.
Abeg Ademasta dey carry your wahala go with Harinholar.
I'm in love with..... #scared

*fingers crossed*.....so that jazz don expire bah....make I go renew the subscription...dis tym I will tell Esu I want premium bouquet...d one wey u go waka go till october 28th

Sunnystooth:
Jeeeezzz?!!!! I so hate this thread!!!

Good things r not always loved....e.g...jesus, Joseph , obama , western. Education.....but bro, dis hate can fit. Kill u oo....oya come lemme teach u how to love

Aare2050:
you done miss road bro. na Abuja them wan do the tin, u dey gada boys for far far place

Isit. Me or miss shekau name wey dey dia...mobilisation don begin already

Aare2050:
can I have examples from past users?

See as guilty conscience dey catch u, dis y moniker no fit. Cross screening @ all........oya I v an idea, people should just say. Brief story behind. Their moniker b4 nomination and voting.....like I cnt just vote a moniker because of the sound na....like that harinholar own...I knw say her. Name n arinola...so wat else

whizqueen:
Please have a good heart and let's work together as one. The job can't be easy for us if you already have the mindset of scattering someone's good deed.

Not so nice bruh

Kikikiki.....una don dey shake alredy, oya no sweat like Jega for senate.....No one will scuttle dis process, I promise U....for once make I help una, even Dokubo became a good boy one tym like dat

Aare2050:
where u gather the boys?

Ekpoma, mapoly, kwarapoly and ire poly......but na shekau nd hin generals go lead squad

hilsocial:
u met beamborla in B15 , i met deracathy in A15. Relax, even dou u were d pioneer couple , it doesnt guarantee u anytin. Hahaha see yeye contest.

See loosers....Gazaliah wey turn imam and no get tym for hin babe again.....nd U, ur boo wey run untill wen she get reg problem she com here dey form lovey lovey.....Do u know how much I spent to do jazz just to drive away babatawa from my Boo

iykebest1:
*collects the parcel whilst nodding happily*

Beg no forget to do wire transfer. Asap...my eyes dey chook, I need money to buy awards oooooo, I wan buy mrs endowed for my Boo

Aare2050:
please I need explanation on the best moniker award.



please is it the mere moniker or has to do with the personality if the owner if the moniker?
cc:
whizqueen
elmisti
Gazaliah
2el

Leave all of dem oooo, make dem tell me say my moniker no good na.....dem don get person wey dem wangiv each award for mind....I just dey wait make d tin start b4 we scatter everytn.....I don dey gather boys already.......