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TV/Movies / Re: Layla Amani: BBNaija Teddy A’s Baby Mama (Photos) by Elnida: 11:20pm On Feb 25, 2018
toask111:


First of all tune to channel 29,then press HELP on your GOTV remote them press enter on Goeasy SELF service, then scroll to option 4 {clear error code}. Then follow the instructions. That's all you have to do

done that. still same jor
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Pour Water On Mikel In The Dressing Room. by Elnida: 9:26am On Oct 08, 2017
Jadmchris:
Why pour water on him nah... Na him score the goal abi na him win man of the match ..

.......ayam not understanding. ..

..

because he has officially,booked himself a ticket to his Russian in-laws. cool
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by Elnida: 6:53pm On Oct 04, 2017
DatLagboi:
Ice Prince and yung 6 of last four years tongue he's wack now

If you said African then casper nyovest


casper bera than Sarkodie? pls
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by Elnida: 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2017
DatLagboi:
Ice Prince and yung 6 of last four years tongue he's wack now

If you said African then casper nyovest

casper bera than Sarkodie? pls
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu & Cynthia Celebrate Their 2nd Traditional Wedding Anniversary by Elnida: 1:30pm On Oct 03, 2017
MarieSucre:
I don't like this guy. I don't know why. I don't hate him but I don't like him either. I think there is a word for how I feel.


Indifferent
Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Meets Kanu Nwankwo Aka Papilo by Elnida: 5:14pm On Sep 28, 2017
rawpadgin:


swerve young man.

kanu won't even make top 20 Arsenal greatest of all time


since u think otherwise, where will u put the following greats


thierry henry

Tony Adams

Ian Wright

Patrick viera

Dennis bergkamp

Alex James

cliff bastin- 178 goals in 398 appearances for the club

Robert pires

David seaman

Ted Drake- 134 goals in 184 appearances for the club

George Armstrong

Sol Campbell

David jack

John Radcliffe- the club 4th all time highest goal scorer

Freddie ljungberg

Eddie hapgood- played 440 times for the club

Ashley Cole

Alan Smith- 115 goals for the club

Lee Dixon

Ray parlour

David o' Leary- the club all time appearance holder

Martin keown

pat rice- joined as a 15year old boy, still a coach there

Marc overmars

Nigel winterburn- played almost 600 games for the club

Gilberto Silva

Rob Wilson

Robin Van Persie

cesc fabrigas

Paul Davids- spent 3 decades @ the club, won 6 trophies


so where will u put kanu nwankwo
I became an Arsenal fan officially in 1999 and Kanu!s arrival from Inter millan made it possible. prior to his coming I was a random football fan. so I know what I'm saying. mentioning babies like Fabregas and Van Persie ahead Kanu? phew Ask around dude. This is fact. help yourself with the list below...



1. THIERRY HENRY
2. DENNIS BERGKAMP
3. TONY ADAMS
4. IAN WRIGHT
5. PATRICK VIEIRA
6. ROBERT PIRES
7. DAVID SEAMAN
8. LIAM BRADY
9. CHARLIE GEORGE
10. PAT JENNINGS
11. FREDDIE LJUNGBERG
12. MARC OVERMARS
13. KANU
14. DAVID O'LEARY
15. SOL CAMPBELL
16. DAVID ROCASTLE
17. PAT RICE
18. CLIFF BASTIN
19. RAY PARLOUR
20. MARTIN KEOWN
Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Meets Kanu Nwankwo Aka Papilo by Elnida: 8:54am On Sep 28, 2017
rawpadgin:
kanu is not an arsenal legend

he did more for Portsmouth than he did for arsenal

he single handedly won that f.a cup for them


he wasn't even a regular starter for arsenal


pls stop it already. if you don't know something, kindly ask. than starch your self in ignorance.

KANU is the 13th out of 50 greatest Arsenal players of All TIME.
Celebrities / Re: "Niyola Where Is Your Breast?" Fan Asks; Singer Replies by Elnida: 7:46am On Sep 27, 2017
PierreDeFermat:
what really is your point? are you supporting the fact that she's in bikini?


she loves what God gave her and will flaunt it. I don't need to support or not cost that's inconsequential. Where is it stated that wearing bikini is bad or sinful? Don't be hypocritical ,you saw the title yet you lodged in,how different are you. I frown at pretenders.
Romance / Re: Woman Referred To As The Indian Kim Kardashian. Her Body Is Unbelievable (Photo) by Elnida: 11:40pm On Sep 26, 2017
Kimkardashain:
God pls make me curvier..#crying.
am freaking tired of moderate butt.

Be careful what you wish for. More over most of the foreign celebs are fake. watch Botched.
My dear you are beautiful just the way you are
Celebrities / Re: Lynxxx And Munachi Abii Are Engaged? See This by Elnida: 11:05pm On Sep 26, 2017
Destined2win:
Don't quote me again.

But you quoted him.
grin

Celebrities / Re: Lynxxx And Munachi Abii Are Engaged? See This by Elnida: 10:44pm On Sep 26, 2017
gbosaa:


It means the little man was barely 13 years plus then or nearly 14 and Muna was molesting him. He hasn't even sprouted virgin hairs around his pubis. He hasn't even gotten his first few strands of facial hairs aka beard beard. He hasn't even had his first wet dream or some secondary thoughts about soap...yet Muna thought it was ok to harvest and burst his nuts at such a tender age?

If you have any reason why Muna isn't a child molester, could you pls tell me.

I heard that the little boy had some music talent but since his little willy started digging well meant for adult men, his voice cracked, his head and hair scattered, he lost his orientation and bearing.

Muna now wants to ditch her pedophilic lifestyle to that of an adulteress. Who is lynxxx btw. What happens to the little boy she messed up his destiny?

Jonn 8:7
Let him that is without sin,cast the first stone.

we all have sinful secrets&deeds. Forgiveness Bro Don't be too brash, cos U aren't any better. your epistle making me sound all religious
Crime / Re: Nigerian Housemaid In Oman Records Her Boss Abusing Her Sexually by Elnida: 9:54pm On Sep 26, 2017
UduMgbo1:
where are the boobs

that's the boss oga. you don't expect him to have boobs shebi?
save ur sef d pain and watch the video, it won't cost U much. cool
Celebrities / Re: "Niyola Where Is Your Breast?" Fan Asks; Singer Replies by Elnida: 9:32pm On Sep 26, 2017
besticality:
When she knows that are Bobby are small, why flaunt it in bikini?


self confidence and appreciating that she at least has. Others had but lost it to cancer. Others wish they had even that her size.
At the end, what really was your impact to humanity,that my friend,will stand the test of time. But boobs and other bodily parts will fade with time.
At the end it's all vanity sef.
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Launches In Nigeria: Channels, Packages, Subscription & Decoder Prices by Elnida: 7:44pm On Sep 26, 2017
mirabel001:

OK...how much...let me tell him to get one

Tell him to prep just 5000 come Oct 1 . Kwese sports is even on a free channel, where all matches will equally be aired. Apart the earlier channel I so mentioned.
Education / Re: See Assignment Given To A Primary 1 Pupil by Elnida: 1:16pm On Sep 23, 2017
ikbnice:
No wonder examination malpractice is rampant. They expect someone to help them do the assignment.
The teacher is even not competent. He is obviously shielding his incompetence by giving out difficult assignments. From spelling errors ' goal cetting' to writing date as position, it should have been written as 28th. You better get your kid a better school.


why is he even using capital G inside a sentence
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Launches In Nigeria: Channels, Packages, Subscription & Decoder Prices by Elnida: 12:25pm On Sep 23, 2017
yungEX:

Oga they show epl. Bein sports shows epl, ND TStv has all the bein channels

even Kwese sports owner has purchase the rights. to show Epl. and guess wat, it's gonna be on dia free channel.
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Launches In Nigeria: Channels, Packages, Subscription & Decoder Prices by Elnida: 12:18pm On Sep 23, 2017
mirabel001:
no super sports 3? my boo won't buy it

worry not. there is a sport channel all about football. Bein sports. Laliga, epl,Ucl,Europa..
Autos / Re: Inside London's Warehouse Where Supercars Are Hired For ₦500,000 Per Hour(Pics) by Elnida: 12:13pm On Sep 21, 2017
ItsJezzy:
Sm pple pay £21000 a week === 7.5m to rent one bus ...

$21,000 for three weeks actually. $1,000 each day
Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 12:26pm On Sep 15, 2017
hardwerk:
god damn it ...cant you be original without copying and pasting from google ?
most of them na copy copy. use ur brain for once

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Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 11:52am On Sep 15, 2017
Idrismusty97:
My girlfriend is from Pakistan. It would be nice if she can blow me up.

why not..
my girlfriend is from Pakistan, and she blew me up.
U won't be hoping for some one to come and blow U up na. the suspense will be lost. cool
Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 11:22am On Sep 15, 2017
here we go..

1. Boo,sleep TIGHT with no TIGHTS on.
2. just left Brooklyn(broke), presently at Stockholm(stock) but hope to meet Richard(become rich).

*I will be RIGHT BACK like Dani Alves
*Mr EAZY ,EASY with the lies.(latest)
*You could not even make RIGHT of what was LEFT.
* sweetheart you are the BOMB,but not BOKO HARAM.
*GITFY did not get the GIFTS she HOPED for from her friend HOPE.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by Elnida: 4:54pm On Sep 12, 2017
Alero3Arubi:

My mum will wake you up to put on/off the light in her room.
You are still enjoying

funny enuf something like this happened just last month .
My Dad was in a location just ten steps away,from the shop he wanted to buy something but rather called me on phone from home like 10kilometres away to go and buy that thing for him. Jesus abin wan nack my head for wall. he then bike both of us back home. can U imagine. lol
But that's parents for U..He is all i have,as such I do endure a lot with him.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by Elnida: 4:26pm On Sep 12, 2017
beautiful232:



too funny cheesy


too funny

I dunno know ur karacter so can't judge but if fiscal appearance is anything to go by,u have a bright future behind U. wish I can know U more, cos we ain't perfect. and that statement was uncalled for.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Iris Kaingu, Zambian Socialite Painted While Nude By A Male Artist. Photos by Elnida: 9:54pm On Sep 06, 2017
two bedroom flats. cool
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 3:15pm On Aug 29, 2017
Suspect33:
sha nothing can come in between me and beans, if u like but 3 onions, i will pick dem out and eat the beans, beans is bae grin, as for crayfish, thats a delicacy oo, grin, i swallow garlic like medicine, its good for the body grin


you are quite the opposite
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:38pm On Aug 28, 2017
Jsucre:
garden egg. gosh it makes vomit

funny enough I hate fruits like:
cucumber
water melon

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Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:33pm On Aug 28, 2017
Jogunomi1:
Pineapple

If I smell it for long, I will throw up.

who send U go sniff pineapple dat long. tongue
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:30pm On Aug 28, 2017
michony505:
Can't stand the smell of a raw egg!

same
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:27pm On Aug 28, 2017
JayTripz:
pepper soup, I can't just sit down and say am going to buy pepper soup and drink it like every other person, am I the only one? ??


anything like drinking soup is a NO for me.
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:24pm On Aug 28, 2017
jejemanito:
WTF

Suya?

suya made out of sheep is hell no..cos I don't eat sheep,the smell makes me dizzy.
Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Elnida: 9:22pm On Aug 28, 2017
Suspect33:
Lol, you separate my favorite ingredient?? grin , me i hate onions scatter, i dont only separate them, if e too much i go leave the food comot

God..I so hate Onions.esp, cooked one like in moi-moi beans,Akara. i love the aforementioned but if onions find abode in them,count me out.
Crayfish,makes me puke. Garlic makes me sick.
Romance / Re: “She Doesn’t Deserve You If She Doesn’t Pay You Allowance” – Female Twitter User by Elnida: 9:01pm On Aug 28, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:

What kind of English is this, your parent would be disappointed in you if they see this


Don't be hasty to correct others. Take your head out of your ass and you will grasp my assertion lucidly.

you said PARENT instead of PARENTS. tongue

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