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fynestpotato:
STEW

S. Snatch

T. Teebillz

E. Ex

W. Wife

or
Stew
sex

tiwa

every

week

softwerk:
I'm wet already just seeing this fine dude

Asin u just wee wee?

amaniro:
Thanks, You should have said it in a more sensible and polite way.



That's decorum.

but u sef, how won't you know what a stepson connote..

Anyway, we learn every day.

Lesson. A hasty man drinks his tea with a fork.

Caseless:
no, it's south Sudan and followed by Ghana.

watof Senegal.

Gggg102:
I don't understand the one of married women and tattoos. how do they affect service?

and if a single woman joins, will she not be allowed to get married eventually?

can't they just grant leave of absence to pregnant women during the heavy stages?

lol.. u can marry subsequently but at the point of screening and physical test, u are not expected to, they see married women as a burden to themselves and to others, and are seen as lazy and incapable of physical exercise but I don't agree on that one, because some single girls punare worst than some married women. even to cook some single girls find it hard talk more of exercise.
flat feet, height, K and bow legs are criteria all uniform jobs employ so their is nothing new there. as for tattoos I'm not sure how that hinders productivity even though I'm not a fan
in all, this is a legitimate way to trim down the number. Good luck to them all. especially my woman ,who FRSC must find another way to discard her cos if na only the above, she dey dia

sarahade:
Hawt. Very hawt.

why won't u be hot wen u are seated alone wif windows open

daviesblaze:
i'm not intending to though.

Early February, 2017 was when i started working out.

to even things up, show us ur bfo pix, so we can calculate the efficacy.
pls dont go for the suitcase hand

frankdaholy:
Mine was early this year. We finished our drama work so late around 11pm and I could not sleep there so I decided to go home, our area was very bad at night. As I was trekking home I was saying prayed in my mind, then suddenly this okada man just pulled over and told me to enter, I was so dumbfounded. I entered and he dropped me right in front of my lodges gate. I was so grateful to the man.

He was an Hausa man.

ABU Zaria?

graciously03:
my butt is more bigger...lolx

wia izit

delugajackson:
Ladies and celebrity obsession.

I can bet my balls that lady has a giant picture of Wizkid on her wall she m*turbates to every night. What will she do when she gets to see the likes of Drake,Trey Songs and Jon Bellion?

Well, who am I to judge? Her life-long dreams have been fulfilled.

must we always undermine our own?
if she sees drake and co. wat will she do than faint yet again, so wats D diff?

naija wif inferiority complex.

no u get ur mouth

dainformant:
A freak and ghastly motor accident happened this afternoon in Lagos due to break failure. A man who was driving the Mercedes-Benz 4matic car - lost control of the vehicle and almost crashed into some shops.

According to James Adeshina, the driver was unconscious for over 30 minutes and nobody could take them to the hospital as they were reportedly taking pictures of the accident until he and one bus driver helped him to the nearest clinic.

The driver has regained consciousness and is beating treated as at the time of filing this report.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/driver-crashes-his-mercedes-benz-suv-in-a-freak-accident-in-lagos-photos.html

driver crashes HIS car.
I don't understand this English

XXLDICK:
you guys don't get it. what makes Ronaldo's own spectacular is the height he attained.

his leg got as high as the cross bar, his leg got higher than the head of the player beside him who jumped.

in football, Ronaldo's jump power is unrivalled.
Ronaldo jumps 7cm higher than an average basketball player.

checks Zlatans own. it's higher than all.
any that is of Ronaldo,is big news that's all.

Pablonaso:
the thing tire me sef. I was in my chamber watching the incredible goal of Chamberlain

as MANY we're the defenders,MANE, still nod in the goal.

[quote author=HeyCorleone post=66378638][/quote]aiit.. You know Nigeria and most Nigerians support mediocrity above developmental tendencies

annnikky:
Chai... Rico is up for eviction

Buh I wonder y Khloe wasn't nominated

she won head of house challenge, as such immune for any nomination.

HeyCorleone:
France in 1900 is way developed than Nigeria of today.

oga don't deviate from your ignorance. the discussion was big brother and I just told you those developed countries also indulge in acts you consider senseless.
and the reason I gave you the date of the commencement of big brother in France.

France of even 1960 is better than Nigeria of today,that is a obvious fact.

big brother is a global trend not a black or Nigerian tingy.

HeyCorleone:
You won't find such nonsense show in a country like China, or Russia, Germany, France, and other World powers.

It's only in impoverished third world countries you find such things, and the people there rejoice to it without thinking for a moment that their is something wrong with them.


Indeed the black man has a curse.

oga those countries also have big brother. check big brother France since 2001

cantok:
How much does this cost bro

they say 12 thousand yet U ask how much again? phew

afonjaman:
I remember a time when MouthAction was thought to be edgy or even a taboo.In fact many still find it repulsive and some religious folks have described it as sinful.



However studies show that the practice has significantly spiked in recent times.In America, Almost half of teens and almost 90% of adults aged 25-44 have ever had MouthAction with someone of the opposite sex, according to a CDC survey done between 2006 and 2008.

The art of sex, sexuality has undergone tremendous changes over the years.The cultural perception and the practice varies from culture to culture.

However, with globalization the thick line separating our views has been significantly thinned or even broken apart.

MouthAction is not a new sexual practice, infact it is featured in the oldest sex book in recorded history- KAMASUTRA.

As satisfying and pleasurable it is, it definitely comes with some peculiar risks.

Here are the disease that could be so acquired:

#1 MouthAction Is Linked To Throat Cancer
Cancer? Yes you read it right, says American Cancer Society

Well, it not the MouthAction that causes the cancer per se but a Virus transmitted via sex including MouthAction – Human Papilloma Virus.

Its not all individual with the virus that develops the cancer but advanced DNA testing has demonstrated the presence of it DNA is some cancers of the throat.

So if you must indulge, make sure your partner is clean

#2 Human Papilloma Virus(HPV)
Human papillomavirus (HPV) causes different types of warts on various parts of the body, including

genitals, hands, face, etc. Over a hundred types of HPV strains have been identified, out of which, about

40 strains cause genital warts. Certain strains of HPV can lead to cervical and anal cancers as well.

#3 Syphilis
This disease is less likely to spread through MouthAction. However, cases have been reported wherein the

disease was spread by kissing an affected person with active lesions

#4 Herpes
There are two types : Herpes Simplex Type I & II

Type I affect mainly oral infections while Type II causes Genital infection but there could be cross infection.

It causes painful lesions and inflamed vesicles in the genitals, mouth, hands, and fingers, that resemble

cold sores.

#5 Viral Hepatitis
Hepatitis Viruses are a group of viruses that primarily affects the Liver.They include Hepatits A, B, C and others but the only sexually transmitted is HEPATITS B.

It has been described to be 10 times more infectious than HIV infection.

It is present in most body secretions including SALIVA which makes it transmissible via MouthAction.

#6 Chlamydia
also referred to as “silent disease“, as it has mild, or no major symptoms. However, if left untreated, it can

cause irreversible damage to the female reproductive system, causing infertility.

#7 Gonorrhea
Gonorrhea is caused by a bacterium called, Neisseria gonorrhoea, and it affects both males and females.

This disease not only infects the genitals, but also other body parts like the eyes, throat, joints, etc.

READ MORE:https://afonjaman.com/seven-diseaes-acquired-via-oral-sex/

eat this you U will get cancer,chop that,cancer again. Even mouth action,na cancer.

this cancer company does not want people to have fun again. if cancer go catch person e go catch.abegi

Mike008:
Never been to Lagos but your projections about Abuja in terms of Accommodation/cost of living, Transportation are not true. They other criterias may be evenly matched.

criteria is plural already

Sard:
I hope this post is a joke, but if not, your inferiority complex is out of this world.
You've been colonized to believe your native wears can't be worn to official engagements; now you're recolonizing yourself to believe that native wears lack sophistication, even for weddings
I won't generalize this to your tribe because people like you are in every tribe.
You need help.

he sure does need help .

one looks more elegant and sophisticated in native wears than these suits from the colonial masters.

we never appreciate ours. God, give some blacks some sense

APCHaram:
White wedding and you wear agbada?

are U mentally enslaved? is he a white man? How black people continue to disappoint me wif this oyibo tingy ehn.

wat he wears is irrelevant, wat is relevant is,his daughter getting married.

if he had worn a suit,you will be the same to complain ,why can't he stay true to his roots just like the Arabs and Chinese.

one thing and only one thing I like about the Yorybas is their love for their culture

kalvoken:
the shit is no hosted in naija?

baba,na 4 south Africa. U a lena?

the poor guy cud not take it again.

it's internal

Bhelamblog:
You know when you've got the parents that will Cough out over 30mil to buy a car for you, And they still wont Sneeze..
Thats its for this twitter user, Her parents Just bought her a brand new G-wagon and the excited lady showed it off on her page..
Only for Nigerians to start Lining up for adoption.. lol..

News from Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/pretty-lady-shows-off-n35m-g-wagon-her.html?m=1

Ayam nt understanding dat trouser shorts.

chillychill:
I can't tell you that one o.. U seff do use ur O.T

just tell Me already. How I wish I can see the beautiful lady behind all these posts, to ascertain and assimilate her standpoint more diligently

Thankgodtt:
So, I was talking to my friend on the need to get a PVC, and he told me that he was at INEC office at Akure (Ondo State) some weeks ago to register. But he was unable because the man in charge told him to go to his State to do so.
I asked him for details he said the man didn't explain.

So I Decided to get registered today. So I arrived at INEC office Akure at Oda Road very close to NYSC zonal office by 10am this morning with my guy to register. we greeted people around and told them we wanted to register, and we were directed to a man at his early forties. We told him we wanted to register and he ask which states we were from, we told him and he said "We can't register you, go to your states and register" I asked him Why and he said that is the instruction. We insisted and he said "Oga I have attended to you o" (in a rude manner) I told him I don't understand, and asked who gave such instruction in a polite way. Then he snubbed us. In fact he pretended we were not there. We felt so embarrassed.

Please is there any official instruction that states we should register with INEC in our state of Origin?
If No, What is going on?

mine is Here in Abuja we were asked to bring N300 bfo our info will be printed. Cos I lost my PVC, just needed another.

chillychill:
see me behind d camera with ur lesson fee

Haha..
how can I meet U off camera for more details?

chillychill:
lmao its not an insult jor aw would I.insult my new found friend,u should ask any of ur yoruba friends d meaning l m not telling u shall dats ur assignment

eya now..tell me base on padi level ..please sssss

EZENDIZUOGU:
AUTOMATICALLY TEDDY-A AND NINA IS SAVE IF NOMINATED PLUS RICO, WHAT NOW BECOMES OF LEO AND CELO

Tolex are save cos Tobi saved Bamco when he was head of house. Lifu are in trouble because Ifu hates Bam Bam and Bam Bam will pay back

Galaxydon1:
you still get mouth to speak vocabulary.

wi u kip kwayet