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Sports / Re: Hilarious Photo: How Would The Loser Of This Fight Look Like? by elnino3(m): 11:02pm On May 07, 2017
All I see is don King. So you know that fight was fixed. Forget the wounds.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N100K Per Month? by elnino3(m): 11:26am On Apr 08, 2017
If the woman follow earn more than 100k a month, what will happen?
Romance / Re: Is This Cheating Or What? by elnino3(m): 11:24am On Apr 08, 2017
Never knew we more than one Romance section.

Back to your issue... What's wrong with having two female mods?
Religion / Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by elnino3(m): 8:53pm On Mar 12, 2017
Well as a camera person in church. I try to and reduce the use of camera to cover certain aspects, eg.

1 falling under anointing: unless the program is one that every one must fall under anointing which is usually not the case, I take the camera away from who ever is slain in spirit, cus I feel it's a private time, and it's a distraction to others... When they see others falling.. they will stop what ever they were doing and watch..
That's human nature, besides while under anointing someone's unclothedness might be revealed esp in ladies. So it's wise to give them that privacy ..

2. The cameraman can fall under anointing but you have to control yourself and perform the duties that was given to you, same thing that ushers and protocol people do..... Also cameras are costly... You wouldn't want to see the human nature of the pastor when you break their brand new HD camera..

3. For the sleepers, I generally don't cover them.. I also have the advantage of seeing ahead before I focus the camera and put it got the entire church.. there might be a plethora of reasons someone can sleep in church.. the usher is responsible for subtly waking them.. Not the camera person.

4. The phone guys and selfie girls.... My mantra is pray for them, not put them on the screen for people to judge.
If their conscience can't tell them they are wrong, who am I?

On the whole, a camera person provides a vital service to everyone and stop blaming us that we don't fall... I slipped and fell in my bedroom this evening.

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Food / Re: Burnt Bread & Roast Potatoes Causes Cancer by elnino3(m): 6:40am On Jan 26, 2017
Heard that on BBC on Monday... That's a whole lot of crap...
The man was asked a simple question, "have u traced even I've case of cancer to eating burnt toast" and he couldn't answer.

saiprojects:
http://saiprojectscooking..co.uk/2017/01/burnt-toast-roast-potatoes-causes-cancer.html

My favourite food can cause cancer, beware of burnt bread, burnt potatoes :-(

http://saiprojectscooking..co.uk/2017/01/burnt-toast-roast-potatoes-causes-cancer.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Akwa Ibom Jobs Here by elnino3(m): 6:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
ubongchrisetim:


adiok ono fi, utoto.
Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs PSG : UCL (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2016 by elnino3(m): 9:41pm On Nov 23, 2016
MatthewDoyin:
Who else saw what Cavani and Giroud was doing?
They were committing touchery until cavani saw his gf and he remove Giroud hand .... Don't mind them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs PSG : UCL (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2016 by elnino3(m): 9:38pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ramsey desperately trying to atone for last Saturday's soup.... He is still not forgiven yet
Culture / Re: Spanish Language Learners by elnino3(m): 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
Great thread.

Necessito màs escribôs
Business / Re: Withdraw From Fiverr, Paypal, Upwork, Freelancer, Elance, With Confidence. by elnino3(m): 8:38pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sammig1 is the real deal. Just as advertised. Na this kind folks we suppose dey vote for. He keeps to his words.
Business / Re: Closed by elnino3(m): 12:29am On Sep 08, 2016
Definitely doing this.
Technology Market / Re: Thread closed by elnino3(m): 12:20pm On Sep 05, 2016
How much for jiayu g4s screen
Investment / Re: In Need Of People To Work From Home by elnino3(m): 11:02am On Sep 05, 2016
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Food / Re: How To Make Homemade Pasta From Scratch By Hand (with Pictures) by elnino3(m): 10:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
RealSniper:
What Is Its Advantage Over Already Made Pasta,Considering Time And Energy Put Into Place?#teamlovecooking
Well for me:
1. I love the texture of it as it is more chewy (if you love the chew pasta)
2. No preservatives, additives, semolina etc. Just good ol' flour and egg
3. You get to create something for yourself.
4. You get a little forearm workout lol.
5. Its a good bonding activity... if you are into that.

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Food / How To Make Homemade Pasta From Scratch By Hand (with Pictures) by elnino3(m): 9:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hello folks.
So it's the holiday so i decided to get busy, am gonna share my journey into making homemade pasta (spaghetti, Macaroni, Fetuchinni etc.)

Ingredients:
2 Cups of all purpose Flour
2 large eggs

Utensils:
Sturdy kneading surface
Rolling Pin
Sharp knife
Rack or hanger.

Extras
Kneading strength and patience
Knife skills.

Anyway, enough of that bla bla bla. lets get busy.


get your flour on a clean table or counter.


make a well in the middle and then crack in your eggs.. you might want to keep a little water at hand(you might need it for later)
Then using a fork or your finger gently whisk the egg and incorporate it into the rest of the flour gently. (kinda like when brick layers mix mortar .. that's the idea).
Slowly work the entire thing together, it will not really incorporate well at first so you gotta keep working it into a ball. Add a little water if only its still dry after all the flour have been incorporated into it.

Knead it for about 15 mins (work those forearms) till its about a bit stretchy.. as in you can draw it and it feels elastic a bit. the wrap it in cling film

Refridgerate for about 30-45 mins.
Then take it out and separate into four parts using a sharp knife.
The remaining three parts should be placed in a floured bowl and the sprinkle some more flour on it.


flour it and knead a bit then roll it into very flat, thin shape


the roll it over each other in this manner (this will give tiny and long strands of pasta)

Or you can cut it into strips and place them on top of each other (This will give tiny and short strands of pasta)
Then using a very sharp knife cut it into strips and sprinkle flour on each batch and toss them together to loosen them. They stick together very fast. You should have something like this. Repeat for other batches.
I like mine a bit thicker so i cut it accordingly.

Immediately you are through cutting you can then toss them into your pot of boiling water and cook as recommended. Now if you have leftovers or you do not wish to cook it immediately you can hang them in a rack to dry overnight, then put it in a airtight bag. Use within a week ( I used my electric oven rack)


Enjoy.

Upload your creations
eaten with stew




P.S. This is a weekend work for me, who get that kind time during work days.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Takes Cute Selfie While Fighting Boko Haram In The North East by elnino3(m): 4:56pm On Aug 05, 2016
God bless him.. But get your priorities straight. Selfies can wait.
Just saying
Food / Re: Beer Drinkers Lounge! I Put It To You That "Gulder" Is The "Best" Beer...... by elnino3(m): 6:18pm On Jul 29, 2016
These people sef... The day una try Champion lager beer. Then you'll know what's up.
The best there is.
Health / Re: My Left Ear Has Been Blocked For 4 Days Now... Help!!! by elnino3(m): 7:46pm On Jul 12, 2016
I use to have issues like this. I use a little quantity of hydrogen peroxide and equal quantity of warm water.. Put it in your ear about 6 drops of the mixture and tilt your head and let it stay. It will fizz a lot. So be ready as the fizzing subsides place a clean towel on your ear and tilt it back to drain the liquid. Keep like that for about 3 mins and it will unblock totally.

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Literature / Re: Amos Tutuola's Posthumous 96th Birthday Is Today by elnino3(m): 10:27am On Jun 25, 2016
The palm wine drunkard scared the hell out of me.
Romance / Re: Help! I Feel Like A 21st Century Witch by elnino3(m): 7:23am On Mar 30, 2016
nlfan:
I am feeling more like a devil right now, cry cry

I have a friend who owns a Business Hub where Technology startups are enhanced and built in the southern state.

Occasionally, he partners with Google to organized tech and entrepreneurial events and i am always one of the resource person, we are good friends and we share alot.

When i traveled down for one of the training, he showed me his girl, whom he also call his fiance.

One day he called me to say one of the mentee in the hub was going to represent him in an event in Lagos and that he would like her to stay in my place, and i gladly accepted.

The lady came and she was completely amazing, i took her shopping and we had massive fun, i liked her already and she stayed a little longer after the program before she left.

She became my friend and sees me too as a mentor, i advised her in areas of my specialties and helped her market her startup, she started visiting Lagos randomly because she now had me, so one day when she visited, she told me she is really in love with her mentor in the Hub, who is also the man that introduced her to me, i told her the mentor already have a fiance and she confirmed that she knows but just in love with him, we talked over it and we had a good laugh.

So last year when i went for the training, i did not see the Hub manager fiance, i asked him and he told me she is fine, i said are you sure because she is always here in your programs, what happened, the guy laughed and went away.

When he left, this lady who usually visits me in Lagos then told me, that they have broken up, that the lady was not good for her because she knows nothing about his business, the hub or help in anyway and so he had to let her go. we talked over it and i said shebi you are in love with him, isn't this the best time for you to go in lol. initially i took this as a play but when i returned from the training early this year, the lady called me and said she knows i can influence him to fall in love with her, i told her since he is single that i will see if my pranks can work.

I started talking to the guy about one of his mentee, how i like her and how good she is, he also confirmed she was good bla bla bla bla, i started talking to him about dating the girl, used different tricks, initially the guy was neutral and did not want to have anything to do with someone in his hub, to avoid disrespect et all, but i told him the girl is more matured than that etc. and ofcourse i asked the girl to shower him with respect, work smart, well and make him see reasons to fall in love.

Few weeks after we put all of these together, he asked her out and they started dating, I was so happy for them.

But trouble started when the old fiance of the guy came to me on facebook to chat, reporting the guy to me, that she knows he respects me alot and so she wants me to talk to him, and i asked what is the issue, she told me she has a child for him, a child they are bringing up together and that the child is less than 6 months old, that he was a good father until recently (the exact time he started dating this girl in the office) he has changed, and that he is now dating a girl in his office and that the girl has been robing it on her face, that the girl had the mind to come to their child dedication and flaunt her relationship with her fiance even though she still wears his ring and he still insist there is nothing to worry about.

I asked her, did you guys ever broke up and she said never, infact it was his idea to keep the child, they never had any issue in the relationship, and the reason she never showed up for the program last year was because her baby was so little she couldnt leave her alone in the house, i think the baby was a month old then.

At that point my head bursted, how could i be a party to those who will inflict pains and agony on another woman.

I never knew she had a girl for him or that they are still dating, this lady used my head and made me confused an innocent man, even though i do not understand why the guy never told me he now has a child.

I asked this other lady if she knew the fiance had a child and she said yes, that she did not want to tell me and that she doesn't care if she has a child or not, that the fiance did it out of wickedness to have a child for him so to block others from competing with her, i almost went mad at hearing her talk that way, i asked her to leave the couple alone to bring up their child that i will never be part of it but she said she cannot.

What do you think i can do to correct this mess i have created.


Madam R. u gave too much info on the workplace of bro.... I stay in Uyo and i now know exactly who you are talking about. Next time go easy on descriptions in public forums.
Food / Pastry Shop Business by elnino3(m): 12:35pm On Feb 22, 2016
Hello all,
I have this idea of opening a pastry shop to sell bread, cakes and other pastries. I would love to have an idea what do i need to have a successful one asides from knowing how to bake.
In 2011, I stumbled on a pastry shop in ojuelegba Lagos, owned by an Egyptian i think. The type of breads i used to eat there was nice. But i need to know is it a viable business.

Thanks in anticipation folks.
Phones / Re: Gionee M5 , The Experience So Far by elnino3(m): 9:39pm On Feb 08, 2016
Where can I get the original charger for this phone.
Phones / Re: Gionee M5 , The Experience So Far by elnino3(m): 4:10pm On Dec 26, 2015
Totally agree with you. This phone is awesome.

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Sports / Re: 5 Life Lessons From Chelsea And Jose Mourinho’s Disastrous Season So Far by elnino3(m): 12:22pm On Nov 02, 2015
Lesson number 6: don't mock people in bad situations.

Mourinho mocked Arsene Wenger some time ago calling him specialist in failure. When Wenger was asked last week about his colleagues recent struggles. He declined to say anything..

Lesson to learn: when you are up humble yourself. When you are low, no pride.
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elnino3(m): 3:10pm On Sep 08, 2015
jojomario:
please I need course matetials and past questions for Msc CIT courses
second semester.
Any assistance for the TMAs would be appreciated.
Conact : taiwofaniyi@gmail.com
Check your mail
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elnino3(m): 3:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
Datevilme:
Information Technology (MSc) students, did u notice that one of the TMA's for CIT853 - Internet concepts and Web Design is incomplete?
I want to know if it is general or is it just my own end.
Relax the tma will all come... Just be checking regularly.
Politics / Re: This Meme Sums Up Our Feelings About Godswill Akpabio Going Abroad For Treatment by elnino3(m): 2:53pm On Sep 03, 2015
Let me play the devil's advocate here a bit.
In his defense.
Either
1. The hospital was for the people of Akwa Ibom state and not for him. He is now a senator so he assumes the position of a world citizen... Ergo... The reason he can go abroad for minor injury.
Or
2. Abroad is just closer than the "world class" hospital in uyo... Just enter a private jet sip your champagne and relax.

Make Una no kill me o...

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Food / Re: Needs Suggestions To Tomato Stew Alternatives. by elnino3(m): 1:08pm On Sep 03, 2015
agarawu23:
chai ! So No girl don comment since shocked na wa o.

Though I don't know your tribe sha but I can teach you how to cook my own if you will like it grin grin
I don't mind the tribe of the food... Teach me.

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