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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elnino3(m): 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2015
kevoh:

Nothing bad, we can still relate. Here's my numero add me on whatsapp : zero eight one three six six five five noun noun five.
K bro
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elnino3(m): 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2015
kevoh:
Any abuja wuse study center (Msc Information Technology) aspirant in the house should please quote me. Let's join heads together or if there's a group already let me know.
MSC in IT too... But uyo study center.
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Do This? by elnino3(m): 7:40pm On Feb 01, 2015
hatbricker:
Is it ok to cheat on my girlfriend with her best friend as long as she never finds out?

Her friend has just been twerkin on me, can't take it anymore

Quick question.
Is it ok for your gf to cheat on you with your main man?... He has been giving her the eyes..


Oh just so you know.... You won't find out.. They are that good
Family / Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by elnino3(m): 7:31pm On Feb 01, 2015
pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

If it's a physiological thing... Both of you meet a therapist...
If it's a psychological thing both of you need to really talk about his worries and fears.... The can range from his finances to his insecurities.
A man's ability to perform is most at times largely due to the quality of partner, so also evaluate yourself...

Wish you luck
Politics / Re: Buhari Is The Next President And Jonathan Is Aware Of That – Obasanjo by elnino3(m): 10:44pm On Jan 31, 2015
ibedun:
When OBJ tells Nigerians their next president who am I to argue. Ebora of Owu has spoken and that's final. Leave the Eastern nonentities to keep making noise.
How many votes does obj have....
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Banned Me For 24hours by elnino3(m): 9:38am On Jan 21, 2015
gemiclem:
I deleted my whatsapp+ 3days ago,but still got banned today
Them no need to delete mine...
Am on brace yourself for ban mode
Romance / Re: Warning: Dont Read OR YOU'LL CRY. by elnino3(m): 8:16pm On Jan 18, 2015
I haven't read it o. Just came in for summary.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Phone Call After The Mancity Arsenal Match by elnino3(m): 8:15pm On Jan 18, 2015
Cheap weed and expired alomo...

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Family / Re: Is It Right To Marry A Second Wife Since The First Couldn't Bear Me A Child? by elnino3(m): 10:18am On Jan 18, 2015
Two quick questions
1. Is it wrong for a woman to marry a second husband if the first one cannot impregnate her?
2. How are you sure the baby is truly yours?

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Religion / Re: Is It Right For A Pastor To Have Bodyguard To Guide Him Arround? by elnino3(m): 10:13am On Jan 18, 2015
It's not bad.... Considering the state of things... But they overdo it at times
Sports / Re: Is The Algerian Afcon Squad African? by elnino3(m): 10:10am On Jan 18, 2015
If I get you correctly... It's OK for France to field Algerians but it's not OK for Algeria to field French players?

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Education / Re: Couple Of University Tips For 1st Years by elnino3(m): 9:54am On Jan 18, 2015
The only advice I can give to a first year student is... Dress moderately and read fervently...

Year 1 is not a fashion parade... By final year you won't even care about how you look... You just wanna get out of there
Romance / Re: How I Almost Slept With A Married Woman by elnino3(m): 9:33pm On Jan 17, 2015
Since when is adultery worse than fornication?
A sin is a sin

Besides if you lust after her you are already guilty...

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Religion / Re: My Pastor And A Sister In The Church by elnino3(m): 6:40pm On Jan 11, 2015
Who you dey ask.... We send you to snoop...


Hope say you no want carry the sis credit make the call to your GO

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Phones / Re: Samsung Has Started With Its Foolishness by elnino3(m): 6:32pm On Jan 11, 2015
skyhighweb:
yeah easy for u to say
Yea easy for me cuz my gadgets serve me not the other way round .

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Phones / Re: Samsung Has Started With Its Foolishness by elnino3(m): 5:40pm On Jan 11, 2015
It's simple. Pick a phone you are comfortable with and stick with it. Don't be a slave to technology.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akwaibom Nairalanders by elnino3(m): 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2015
estyann:


na today you see am?
Yep
Romance / Re: Time To Marry: Meet Your Spouse Here (season 2) by elnino3(m): 10:45am On Jan 07, 2015
MY MISSING RIB.

short profile.
Am 29, I live in the south.
A graduate with a 9-5
Searching but will never be desperate
No particular preference on height, color etc
But, will be preferential to fellow southerners who are calm and responsible.
My pic and contact on my profile.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Akwaibom Nairalanders by elnino3(m): 10:28am On Jan 07, 2015
estyann:
I've stayed in calabar since I was born.

Schooled there and all.


Only travelled out during Nysc



Now its time to work.....

Indigene talk is springing forth....

Tired of searching for something that's not there

Going to my hometown



I might be lucky there


Wanna relocate to uyo on Sunday


Only bad thing is that I don't know places.

Not gonna be easy though


But I could really use some friendship

Nyak se nagha ndito akwa ibom eba uwem ise ......

I hope you settled in well?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by elnino3(m): 9:49am On Jan 05, 2015
Givemejoy:
: JECU, islamics(m), elnino3(m) you are sighted
Correct sightings.
I also teach at a private secondary school.
Education / Re: KSU Bike Man Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman (photo) by elnino3(m): 1:48pm On Jan 04, 2015
Kongi na bastard....
Travel / Re: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by elnino3(m): 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2015
MadCow1:



That babe in the black tee shirt breeast na matter on National Security o.. grin

See as the guy sef just dey happy for nothing.. The source of ehn joy no be the train ride but the mammary glands wey dey next to am..
Your eye ehn!!!!... I had to go back to see what you meant.... U no well o
Food / Re: How To Remove Food Smell From Your Storage Containers by elnino3(m): 5:21pm On Dec 24, 2014
ajuwarhodes:
For me,I just arrange the cover separately for the bowl after washing so fresh air and sun light ray can take the smell away,actually am a finiky kind of person
For me I put a wad of tissue inside the container and close it.. It absorbs the smells. Try it
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by elnino3(m): 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2014
Phones / Re: Bricked Tecno R7 ... Needs Stock Rom by elnino3(m): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2014
chinkichun:


Pkease help me with tecno r7 stock rom if you were able to get it
Couldn't get it o. Still have my bricked techno r7.
Nairaland / General / Fraud Alert (CBN E-ALERT) by elnino3(m): 4:46am On Dec 01, 2014
Just got this scam SMS some minutes ago so I decided to share, before unsuspecting Nigerians fall into this trap.

Dear Customer, we are running a compulsory security enrollment of all ATM cards issued by banks in Nigeria. CBN as the apex body will block all cards not enrolled within 24hrs of receiving this notification. Visit link: http://217.71.50.11/~update to secure your card now.

Obviously the sender of this didn't do their due diligence, if they did then they will know that:

1. CBN favors TV/Radio advertising over SMS
2. CBN doesn't contact individual customers, they contact your bank, who is their customer.
3. Banks or the CBN never gives customers a 24 hr ultimatum.
4. Your bank or the CBN will use a page on their domain, not some phishing links with an unresolvable Ip address.
5. My banks would have sent me an accompanying email, not just an SMS.

Naija be wise o

For the scammers.. God pun1sh your hustle

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Politics / Re: Snake Withdraws Cash At Barclays Bank ATM In Harare, Zimbabwe (pictures) by elnino3(m): 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2014
MrAboki:
Reminds me of Benin and Akwa Ibom people.. angry

Reminds me of you.
TV/Movies / Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by elnino3(m): 9:52am On Nov 16, 2014
Sile12:
14. PERSUIT OF HAPPYNESS (WILL SMITH, 2006).

In 1981,San Francisco, salesman Chris Gardner (Will Smith) invests his entire life savings in portable bone-density scanners which he demonstrates to doctors and pitches as a handy quantum leap over standard X-rays (the scanners play a vital role, despite being called "time machines" by Max Watson, and "fire" by Chris). While he is able to sell most of them, the time lag between the sales and his growing financial demands enrage his already bitter and alienated wife Linda (Thandie Newton), who works as a hotel maid. The lack of a stable financial state increasingly erodes their marriage, in spite of them caring for their five-year old son, Christopher (Jaden Smith).

I cried when will Smith got the job at the end of the movie. Most inspiring movie of all time for me.

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