₦airaland Forum

For a moment, ignore the obvious grammar blunders and think like a child.
The man made so much noise about the proposed house and ended up not building it.
Moral of the story - cut your coat according to your cloth.

The child made a point jor.
Encourage and correct them not ridicule them. We will have children and some other person will teach them.

aminusabaru:
hy check ur portal tma has commenced

None of those links are opening.

kevoh:
Nothing bad, we can still relate. Here's my numero add me on whatsapp : zero eight one three six six five five noun noun five.

K bro

kevoh:
Any abuja wuse study center (Msc Information Technology) aspirant in the house should please quote me. Let's join heads together or if there's a group already let me know.

MSC in IT too... But uyo study center.

hatbricker:
Is it ok to cheat on my girlfriend with her best friend as long as she never finds out?

Her friend has just been twerkin on me, can't take it anymore

Quick question.
Is it ok for your gf to cheat on you with your main man?... He has been giving her the eyes..


Oh just so you know.... You won't find out.. They are that good

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

If it's a physiological thing... Both of you meet a therapist...
If it's a psychological thing both of you need to really talk about his worries and fears.... The can range from his finances to his insecurities.
A man's ability to perform is most at times largely due to the quality of partner, so also evaluate yourself...

Wish you luck

ibedun:
When OBJ tells Nigerians their next president who am I to argue. Ebora of Owu has spoken and that's final. Leave the Eastern nonentities to keep making noise.

How many votes does obj have....

gemiclem:
I deleted my whatsapp+ 3days ago,but still got banned today

Them no need to delete mine...
Am on brace yourself for ban mode

I haven't read it o. Just came in for summary.

Cheap weed and expired alomo...

Two quick questions
1. Is it wrong for a woman to marry a second husband if the first one cannot impregnate her?
2. How are you sure the baby is truly yours?

It's not bad.... Considering the state of things... But they overdo it at times

If I get you correctly... It's OK for France to field Algerians but it's not OK for Algeria to field French players?

The only advice I can give to a first year student is... Dress moderately and read fervently...

Year 1 is not a fashion parade... By final year you won't even care about how you look... You just wanna get out of there

Since when is adultery worse than fornication?
A sin is a sin

Besides if you lust after her you are already guilty...

Who you dey ask.... We send you to snoop...


Hope say you no want carry the sis credit make the call to your GO

skyhighweb:
yeah easy for u to say

Yea easy for me cuz my gadgets serve me not the other way round .

It's simple. Pick a phone you are comfortable with and stick with it. Don't be a slave to technology.

estyann:
na today you see am?

Yep

MY MISSING RIB.

short profile.
Am 29, I live in the south.
A graduate with a 9-5
Searching but will never be desperate
No particular preference on height, color etc
But, will be preferential to fellow southerners who are calm and responsible.
My pic and contact on my profile.

estyann:
I've stayed in calabar since I was born.

Schooled there and all.


Only travelled out during Nysc



Now its time to work.....

Indigene talk is springing forth....

Tired of searching for something that's not there

Going to my hometown



I might be lucky there


Wanna relocate to uyo on Sunday


Only bad thing is that I don't know places.

Not gonna be easy though


But I could really use some friendship

Nyak se nagha ndito akwa ibom eba uwem ise ......

I hope you settled in well?

Givemejoy:
: JECU, islamics(m), elnino3(m) you are sighted

Correct sightings.
I also teach at a private secondary school.

Kongi na bastard....

MadCow1:
That babe in the black tee shirt breeast na matter on National Security o..

See as the guy sef just dey happy for nothing.. The source of ehn joy no be the train ride but the mammary glands wey dey next to am..

Your eye ehn!!!!... I had to go back to see what you meant.... U no well o

ajuwarhodes:
For me,I just arrange the cover separately for the bowl after washing so fresh air and sun light ray can take the smell away,actually am a finiky kind of person

For me I put a wad of tissue inside the container and close it.. It absorbs the smells. Try it

Euroclydon:
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/09/06/nigerian-ladies-worry-over-scarcity-of-men/

Isaiah 4 vs 1

chinkichun:
Pkease help me with tecno r7 stock rom if you were able to get it

Couldn't get it o. Still have my bricked techno r7.

Just got this scam SMS some minutes ago so I decided to share, before unsuspecting Nigerians fall into this trap.

Dear Customer, we are running a compulsory security enrollment of all ATM cards issued by banks in Nigeria. CBN as the apex body will block all cards not enrolled within 24hrs of receiving this notification. Visit link: http://217.71.50.11/~update to secure your card now.

Obviously the sender of this didn't do their due diligence, if they did then they will know that:

1. CBN favors TV/Radio advertising over SMS
2. CBN doesn't contact individual customers, they contact your bank, who is their customer.
3. Banks or the CBN never gives customers a 24 hr ultimatum.
4. Your bank or the CBN will use a page on their domain, not some phishing links with an unresolvable Ip address.
5. My banks would have sent me an accompanying email, not just an SMS.

Naija be wise o

For the scammers.. God pun1sh your hustle

MrAboki:
Reminds me of Benin and Akwa Ibom people..

Reminds me of you.