Nice write up. One more thing I should add is this
Turn your one-timers to regulars: craft your product in such a way that people will have reasons to come back. Either in discounts or in preferential treatment. A customer feels elated when you treat them well or have believe in them.

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy.

Last year I packed into a Self-Contained apartment near my school. Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons, with a strict and disciplinarian. father.

I was seating right in my veranda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there, when, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment. I didn't hide the fact that I know nothing about maths. I boldly refused doing the assignment, so she left.

Two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it. after the assignment. I didn't know when I said "you're beautiful and I Love you."

She quickly reciprocate in strong affirmation I LOVE YOU TOO. So last week, she came to my house 6days after her menstruation and I had an unprotected sex with her.

Ever since then, my conscience has been disturbing me that the sex may result to pregnancy. Her Dad is a brutal and uncompromising man.

Please what should I do in case anything go wrong? Because I am already giving up on her due to her Dad. she told me today that she feel guilty ever since the day I deflowered her.

Help me out please. I think my Dad will not support me either because he's more brutal than her Dad. God, help me.

Blame it on the konji..... Shebi konji is a bastard

quicyvictor:
My sister showed me this answer script.

A script belonging to a SS1 student of a private school in Lagos. (name withheld)
pics attached



Section B


A. Explain the following and give two examples each of the crops

a
Root crops:- Root crops can be define as the root of the crops that produce something e.g. Tree, rubber

b
Vegetable crop:- Vegetable crop it the one that produce the vegetable crop. e.g green vegetable, soko vegetable

c
Latex crop:- latex crop can be define at the latex that are in the crop e.g

d
Oil:- oil can be define as the oil that came from the ground e.g vegetable oil


2
What is enzymes:- Enzymes can be define as the enzymen from the

2b
State five characteristics of an enzymes
- maintain constant size of an animal
- provide good taste in the food
- increase the effectiveness of digestion
- provide good for an individual
- substance turns bright red when warmed with sudan

Op by bringing this here what have you achieved? Was this supposed to be funny?
If truly your sibling taught that child then he/she has FAILED as a teacher. You don't wait till an exam for you to know your students strength and weaknesses.. And you certainly don't show his weakness around. Children get permanently scarred by the way their teachers handle their weaknesses. That is someone's child... Handed over to the teacher for instruction, molding and guidance. Not for ridicule. We were one as ignorant as that child was.
Op again.. Assuming that was your child would you like his weaknesses to become a source of public entertainment.
Do unto others as you want others to do to u(whether it's a child or a grown up)

Initialize is one contact I know will deliver.. If he has it. Just search here on nairaland.

ohaleoghene:
he is abroad ,this morning to play on him I sent him a message on watsapp that I slept with another guy last month and I just discovered I'm pregnant now the guy wants to marry me...he got annoyed said he was disappointed and betrayed... before I could say April fool he has blocked me and he won't pick my calls ... and we did have an agreement not to play pranks on each other because of the distance ....what do I do now ? I'm hurt .

Hmm... This is the kind of prank amaka should play with me.... I dey find way to dump her.

2SWT:
come to Delta then you will appreciate Akpabio's administration

Both states are not receiving the same allocation. To whom much is given.... "U know the rest"

For all of you shooting Akpabio... My question is... What had he done with the rest of our money. It's easy to build roads and stadiums which can be seen and appreciated esp by the outsider... After that what else... In relation to how much the state receives monthly.

Neutrobcorp:
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They complain of my drinking... But no one talks about my thirst.

Kit Kat on a 1.3ghz quad core processor going for 40k... Do u really think we r dumb in this country?

ozone2003:

You no get dictionary?

Yes I own a dictionary. Still trying to grasp the meaning of real and mutual relationship.

What are your facts.

Yea right...

Came in confused.... Left confused.

OP please define "real and mutual relationship"

ITbomb:
What do you call this?

Isantim

stellytwinkle:
As you can see, the ingredients listed are harmless. Salt is known for treating tooth pains. Baking powder contains sodium bicarbonate which is used for producing toothpaste while Orange contains vitamins. However when doing it make sure the quantity are all the same. Eg. 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon of baking powder and juice from half an orange.

Is it baking soda or baking powder. There is a difference

While all these police, lawyer and finding another job are good... To me I think it's unnecessary. That man can not kill you.
Psychologicaly,a man will have such rage before committing the act. Eg being fired or failed cuz you didn't open your legs. But after the act, by human nature we have guilt complex (esp if we are guilty) so that man can't kill u. Truth is he is even afraid of you.

oshaosha2014:


You are a bad somebody. And I love you "badsomebodiness".... Like you, I hate the show of fear. Even if you are afraid don't let it show. Unfortunate, the did had been done and the boss is having upper hand now. Do you think he can gain his confidence back and put the boss where he's supposed to be. For God sake this boss is suppose to be the one begging now and not the other way round.

He can't really do much now... But if I were him. I would be most cheerful... Go to the office greet everyone with a smile including the culprits.... Just be in high spirits... Change your ringtone to happy by Pharell.... Just be happy. That will even make the man more curious.. Trust me... He will be so uncomfortable with your cheerfulness. But don't tell anyone

You turned back.... That was your first mistake... Cuz in doing that you showed weakness which allowed someone in that position to have the cajones to threaten you.

You should have continue your mission. Go get your wallet, hail them and pass.. Trust me they will be the ones getting scared.

Hmm

OP don't forget to visit Google tomorrow. They will have a new one. Don't mind them.... Always Changing Logo

kaptinphilz:

I guess you're a new student but just chill you will c ure results.

So does it mean it's submitted. I should continue with the others?

Guys,
I have this issue, when i answer and submit a TMA it will give me the submission message, but i will still find it in my ,list of pending TMAs. Am i doing something correct here?

kevoh:
Just answered my first TMA and clicked submit was expecting to see my score as mentioned on this thread but all I got was '' You have successfully submitted, grading in progress''. Is this normal?

I checked the pending TMAs and still found same course there, retook the test and still got the same above message. Veterans over to you, your responses are highly needed.

Saw the same thing.

wese90:


The student is in SS1, that's so poor for that class.

That's not my point. My point is he has a slight idea, but terrible presentation for someone of that class (ss1).
So what is your work? As a teacher... Is it to correct and mould or ridicule and judge.

For a moment, ignore the obvious grammar blunders and think like a child.
The man made so much noise about the proposed house and ended up not building it.
Moral of the story - cut your coat according to your cloth.

The child made a point jor.
Encourage and correct them not ridicule them. We will have children and some other person will teach them.

aminusabaru:
hy check ur portal tma has commenced

None of those links are opening.