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Politics / Re: Adewale Omojuwa Is Dead by ElNur1: 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2020
There is something weired with dis year. May God save us. RIP
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Mobbed At Rivers State NYSC Camp by ElNur1: 1:03pm On Nov 10, 2019
Im currently at the Rivers state camp.. Abeg , its sir dee and tacha ooo.. and wen is 50 or less poeple coming over to you becomes mobbing .. im not understanding oooo
Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho And Pogba Having War Of Words During Training Session by ElNur1: 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2018
This Pictures says it all.. Please note this : In football, No player is greater than the Manager (Coach). Please manutd, sack Paul Pogba with immediate effect.

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Speaks On Student Who Withdrew From School Over Religious Belief by ElNur1: 10:41am On Sep 15, 2016
Phonefanatic:
He made the decision which is best for him..... Wishing him all the best

Hello sir, i sent you an email.. Im very sorry for late reply sir.
Family / Re: As A Bachelor What's Your Average Expenses Every Week? by ElNur1: 10:27am On Sep 02, 2016
Phonefanatic:
Well I'm kinda trying to curtail my expenses but no matter how much I try I end up on the average of 20k per week which in a month translates to 80k sad sad. I don't know if I'm being extravagant with spending or other people go through the same.

Bachelors in the house I would like to know how you limit your expenses I think 40k should be enough to go through the week but how exactly?

Guy, I sent u an email.
pls check it.
Romance / Re: Guy Tests His Girlfriend's Faithfulness With A Fake Account On Social Media by ElNur1: 10:24am On Sep 02, 2016
Phonefanatic:
Digging is sometimes important if you want to take a relationship to another level. On 2 occasions I tried this trick before.... Opened another account, chatted up so called Bae's and after about a week guess what? On the 2 occasions I rented a hotel and invited Bae of which she had no clue I was the one chatting her.... That night she gave me excuse that she was sick and can't come around but ended up going to see the ghost chatter in the hotel room lo and behold she met me in the hotel room....... Case closed relationship ended on both occasion.

I've tried that on current Bae e no just work... She simply told me she is in a relationship when I pressed further she deleted me.

Being techy I got her password codedly and once in a while I snoop her whatsapp chats only to see all my chats with her since we started others are business related, no funny sms or whatever then I felt guilty cos if she check my whatsapp I'm dead grin grin.

I scored her 95/100 then changed to team Bae only even at that I will snoop once in every 4months grin. The day I will see funny chat I think she deserves forgiveness and I will know there's something I'm not doing right.



phone fanatic
I sent You an email.pls check it.
Romance / Re: Love Is Scam! by ElNur1: 4:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hey Y'all
If I go through ma babe fone nd see suspectin texts,
I will just keep it silent,keep wasting her time and Keep 4u*kin d'ass while I find a gud wife material.
Classic Fu_ck Boy Style.
No heart break.
Simple.

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Romance / Re: by ElNur1: 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2016
iLegend. ...
Pls tell me when the next write up will be, I'm tired ov waiting. :DiLegend. ...
Pls tell me when the next write up will be, I'm tired ov waiting.
Politics / Re: US Warns Of Terror Attack In Lagos by ElNur1: 2:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
To God who made me
I don't trust this people.
They said it will happen last year, it didn't happen
Now they are warning of a possible terror attack
Nigeria will never be Iraq
We wont accept homosexuality
Take ur wahala nd go.

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Business / Re: Binary Options Alertz/strategies Season 5 !!hot!!! by ElNur1: 1:21pm On May 30, 2016
Just registered with alpari 2dae... has anyone tried dem yet??
Celebrities / Re: 2face Gets customized Iphone-6 From Malivelihood As Gift For His 40th Birthday by ElNur1: 4:51pm On Sep 18, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Slays In New Stunning Photos by ElNur1: 9:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
Remainin PANT AND BRA

AND

Bikini Pictures


#GAYassMOFO

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Romance / Re: Was I Wrong? by ElNur1: 5:04pm On Apr 16, 2015
show me a beautiful woman and i will show you a man who's tired of her A-Ss
Health / Re: Combating Halitosis by ElNur1: 4:09am On Apr 12, 2015
...will be back soon

Just remember "I was Here"

BTW ,Thnx for the write up

OP , U no dey sleep ni ?

Gud nyt

Swt Dreamsss

Swt wet dreamsss

ohh.

b4 I 4get

Make I master - Bate b4 I sleep..
Religion / Re: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by ElNur1: 1:35pm On Nov 02, 2014
Religiously brain enslaved Nigerians Killing Our economy is 1900 BC
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Joins World Federation by ElNur1: 9:56am On Oct 30, 2014
kenbee:
Another Fresh Air from GEJ.
Goodluck Nigeria
Goodluck till 2019

GOODLUCK till 2100
as far as this country moves fowrd

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Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by ElNur1: 5:03pm On Oct 23, 2014
Nawaooo
I don get admission,
I dey enter UNI, This November.
All dis tinz wey I dey hear no go help person oo.

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Sports / Re: Okocha Annoying Hype by ElNur1: 2:39pm On Oct 19, 2014
okonja:
So, what's your main point now because all you wrote is trash.. undecided angry


Guy,

hahaha..

Nawaooo

sufri sufri , no be fight now.
Music/Radio / Re: Phenom Vs Vector by ElNur1: 8:50pm On Oct 17, 2014
Oyeneku1:
Both are underrated.

Phenom is dop3--.

His lyrics in the track "Omo naija"
"Young Don, definition of immaculate

I’m warming up, like am *Uhn* stuck in a microwave
My flows are permanent, they could never evaporate
Your boy is coming out like when you Erupt

So when you calculate, you could tell i’m the better brand
If hip pop was a church then i should be the reverend
So brethren, better recognize i’m the better brand
And tell pinky & the brain Phenom has a better plan
I’m so fly, my plane never lands
Like Michael jackson’s park, Neverland
I got you looking up to me like a javelin
I’m unstoppable something like an avalanche
But if i ever land, I’l never come down
Phenom is bleeping good, without a condom
Just so i could give the crowd what they wanna
i had to divorce benson so i could marry juana. ".


But I think Vector aka VEC OSHAMO is dop3r--


( his lyrics on blackmagic's "AFRICA" feat phyno,vector and reminisce.)

"I no like men wey dey yarn anyhow
If I be NBC I go dey ban anyhow
GOAT I be ram? Anyhow
Free beef but in case I dey berm any cow
Everybody wanna feature the man anyhow
Even Kayswitch no dey feature D’banj anyhow
I go too hard the best in all rhythm
Flow so hard my fans are flood victims
Punch lines wey dey give koko
From Lagos to Delta to Isoko
Greg’s boy killing it intoto
Shout out to KC boys, not the limpopo
Okay black magic back at it, rap as it, crack at it
Crack as in dodododo, our rap at it o’ndu
Girl I love your leg work
But your yansh too big, it’s blocking network
Easy o
Get it back
Pray"

Respect to them both..


My niqqa

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Music/Radio / Re: Phenom Vs Vector by ElNur1: 7:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
OP

Hw u one compare Phonom with vector.
Phenom is a venom.Abeg see this verses frm TGK freestyle

Only shit we have in common is good music
Tkg
Never will i let it go
It’s about to go down
Like the wall of jericho
I’ve got that shit that will make Frank Edoho walk
away…braaa
And the devil turn born again….braaaa
Ayefele walk again…braaaa
Money on my mind
Mulla on my medulla
See money comes and goes
Like sex with a hooker
Yeah…god is my come back
Nigga i’m all that
Mama saw the new me
And asked for her son back
Talk is cheap
All your threats equals bullshit
Forget anal sex
You can’t do shit
Phenom
Nigga you should ask about me
Black swagga rap version of michael jackson
Braaa
I go realer [gorilla] like king kong
S on my chest…superman wey dey sing song
Only shit sick about you is your bad breathe
I’m breaking rules
I’m like moses with the tablet
My last pulse, imma make it count
You so broke
I hear echoes in your bank account

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Phones / Re: Apple Launches The World's Thinnest Tablet-ipad Air 2 by ElNur1: 6:41am On Oct 17, 2014
Nostalgia21:

you sabi anything?

hahaha..
My Niqqa
U got me there.
Phones / Re: Apple Launches The World's Thinnest Tablet-ipad Air 2 by ElNur1: 11:29pm On Oct 16, 2014
simdam500:
Thinniest... Awesomeness. Tim Cook wont stop blowing other tech out of the water...

which kain other tech..?

abeg can u compare any windows tablet with dis ish called Ipad ?

What will I do with ipad when I'm having windows tablet
with windows tablet, Ipad to me is like a childs play.
Romance / Re: Ways To Be A More Attractive Person. by ElNur1: 8:52am On Oct 15, 2014
infobiz9ja:
Wanna b more attractive? Generate more revenue. #Datsall

Thats the only way to be more attractive.

MyNiqqqa
Phones / Re: Where Do Deleted Files Go? by ElNur1: 8:23am On Oct 13, 2014
mspee:
To the 'battery'. undecided

#forgiveme embarassed

hahahaha


Girl, U are good
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa And Husband Pictured 12 Years Ago-Photo by ElNur1: 6:18pm On Oct 09, 2014
Toke Makinwa, i love soooo much
i dnt knw why i love dis Toke Makinwa
mayb her behaviour or something.. but i love her sooo muchh...

kissess Toke..

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Computers / Re: Important Safety Recall Information From HP by ElNur1: 12:47am On Oct 09, 2014
hahahahha

see how space bookers frm "LIB" fill dis thread oo

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by ElNur1: 10:23pm On Oct 06, 2014
lawalt01:
...Its a universal world...however,I remember my undergraduate days...


my niqqqa

y post ur pics nw?
somebdy ask u 4 pictures?
Nawaoo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by ElNur1: 7:36pm On Sep 27, 2014
creamylicious: All the yabbing and hating cos of football when those players don't even know you exist. What have the clubs even done to bring their fans together and reward you for ur unwavering faith in them Abeg make una take several seats joor

I hope u get paid wen u were gossiping nd yabbing other girls...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by ElNur1: 7:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
lol

@$s-@Nal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by ElNur1: 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2014
tsolz300: Farts on thread and walks away *


dis made me fart so hard on Arsenal fans..

Arsenal
10 yrs

0 EPL



ManUtd
My life
My family

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