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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by ElNur1: 6:45pm On Sep 27, 2014
Goaallllllll...
Arsenal
10 yrs no EPL
Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by ElNur1: 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2014
khiaa:

How are Fulani women white?

oh..
didnt mean"white" .
most of em ar very light in complexion
Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by ElNur1: 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2014
Fulaman198:

What about a male lion? or a blue whale?


possibly, a whale.. I love its size..

My man..Can u speak fulani?
my mom is Fulani.. nd I cnt speak fulani..
tho I love their ladies. .
they are:

white
long nose
fully rounded
Beautiful
educated
love Agriculture (cattle rearing).
can cook very well..
Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by ElNur1: 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
if I would choose, I would choose not to come bak as a human.. mayb a bird, stone or something else.

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Religion / Re: Recording Of TB Joshua Talking To Journalists (Audio) by ElNur1: 8:35pm On Sep 20, 2014
ayusco85: All this coup ur plotting against the man of God. There is God oooooo.

Me I no follow o, I don't care wats on the audio.


muumuuu alert..

dis is d reason why Nigeria won't develop... because they are mentally slaved pple...

evn with audio evidence, pple still nt believing,


if dis is an average Nigerian, I giv up..

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Family / Re: What Was Your Baby's First Word? by ElNur1: 10:42am On Sep 15, 2014
His 1st, 2nd nd 3rd word was FUK U Dad
Health / Re: Nigerians Don't Suffer Depression, Really? by ElNur1: 11:25am On Sep 11, 2014
Nigerians ar given birth with depression, raised with depression taught depression. Liv depression nd so kill depression at very tender age.
Nigerians were born with an antidote that kills depression.
So whats happens everyday will surely be part of u.
Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Cockroaches Die Upside Down? by ElNur1: 4:46pm On Sep 10, 2014
UchihaItachi: Anyone else seeing what I'm seeing? shocked

repeated Thread?
Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Cockroaches Die Upside Down? by ElNur1: 4:40pm On Sep 10, 2014
I also notice they sleep upside down
Forum Games / Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by ElNur1: 11:57pm On Sep 08, 2014
shiiit happen always

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Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ElNur1: 4:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
As a kid, I did cry in d night for no reason.


shhiit happens always

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Romance / Re: Beautiful But Still Single... by ElNur1: 12:06pm On Sep 08, 2014
lomaxx: Men have upgraded. Beauty with no brains is a liability. No beauty with good brains is an asset. The good thing with beauty is it can be worked upon. The bad thing about brains is- once you don't have it, you don't have it.

#GBAM


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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Beautiful Paintings by ElNur1: 10:08am On Sep 06, 2014
pls can someone xplain what da ffffuuukk is dis ?

Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by ElNur1: 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2014
like it or not..Nland guys are jst intelliget set of Brilliant pple.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Ocean Discovered Towards The Earths Core by ElNur1: 5:16pm On Sep 03, 2014
ZUBY77: Waste of time and resources.
In Africa, TB Joshua just prays and these things get revealed to him. I m sure he has seen this one.
Why spending billions of dollars trying to discover this?

I bet half of you won't understand what I mean here but its OK.
You can curse, isn't that the only thing your badly configured brain knows how to do?


Zubyy77 wen u migrate frm an atheist to a christian..
Nawaoo..
or do u mean dat actor "TB joshua"?
LMAO
Romance / Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ElNur1: 3:24pm On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

200 likes,, Nw dats hw we Nairalanders congratulate u.
Politics / Re: Cameroon Bombs Boko Haram Camp Killing “many” Fighters by ElNur1: 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2014
lyntiffany: My dear is not as if Cameroonian soldiers are more active than Nigerian soldiers , the issue is that Nigerian military is filled with Hausa Fulani Muslims that are bokoharam sympathisers. Some which have their brothers in the sect. That's the reason it seems this people cannot be conquered.


#GBAM

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses And Their Personal Houses/Mansions ( Photos ) by ElNur1: 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2014
Daniellla Okeke yannsssh dey hear fire ooo..
dats y maga build fine house..

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Politics / Re: If You Could Rid Nigeria One Thing,what Could It Be? by ElNur1: 7:52pm On Aug 22, 2014
I will Get rid of "Spirit of Mental Slavery"

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Education / Re: Federal University Lokoja, Kogi State, In Pictures by ElNur1: 12:15pm On Aug 20, 2014
Descartes:
Can't you be positive for once. angry

Em ballsss tho!!
Nawaooo
TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by ElNur1: 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2014
definately === Ben 10
Education / Re: Can I Study Computer Sc With This Result by ElNur1: 9:09pm On Aug 13, 2014
guys,, pls which is mre harder?
computer science or Software engineering?
pls answers needed aSAP
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander James Onyelucheya With Swag Surounded by 4 Beautiful Sisters by ElNur1: 9:02pm On Aug 13, 2014
#Beautiful
Education / Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by ElNur1: 11:03am On Aug 11, 2014
Clashydutch:
conspiracy theorem?


LMAO

havin a nice time 2day

Long Live Nairaland
Education / Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by ElNur1: 11:02am On Aug 11, 2014
OBIORAA: 17) Islam is a religion of peace..that's the biggest hoax in human history.



bwhahahahhah


LMAO



pOo got was..

judgemnt day is d longest livin conspiracy thoery ever

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Education / Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by ElNur1: 10:58am On Aug 11, 2014
YoursGEJ: There is no air on the moon yet flag dey fly

http://listverse.com/2012/12/28/10-reasons-the-moon-landings-could-be-a-hoax/

I was tell Nlanders::dis moon landing isshhh was a heauxxx..
Family / Re: Perfectly Timed Disaster Photos by ElNur1: 10:29pm On Aug 10, 2014
Agent8706: Even if all the demons from his father's village are after this guy, I wonder the kind of speed he was in as to reach this spot


prolly driving Under the influence of alcohol/Drugs.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by ElNur1: 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2014
After thousands of promises nd non has been completed since d beginning of Nigeria...
should we keep livin on lies nd kept been depressed?
Lets just joke abt it nd 4get it.. dats all
rather dan been depressed abt shiiii dat wouldn't happen
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by ElNur1: 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2014
AdeniyiA: We are simply a good people,



I giv up
Education / Re: Pictures: Could This Be The Best Way Of Curbing Exam Malpractice In Nigeria? by ElNur1: 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2014
Ruq: Na Google glass sure pass for this kind face covering.

u mke sence oo..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by ElNur1: 8:10pm On Aug 09, 2014
Eminentsam: . All the people here supporting russia are all moslems..hahaha..haters of US power bc they are floging them like kids..russia is no match to US mind you.

wat has religion got 2 do with dis?
Most Russians are Orthodox

......

Typical Nigerian
I giv up

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by ElNur1: 2:45pm On Aug 09, 2014
kendrick93: so u tink dey should go to war? if it was bush dey would hav done dat but obama is diplomatic.. americans didnt like bush due to his war on iraq and others.. fightin russia would just be irrelevant to dem..
and also americans would turn against obama if he did dat

#TRUE

I didnt evn think of dat..

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