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MichaelSokoto: Why do some peeps keep hatin power puff gurlz.
I loved it cos of d narrator & mayor mayor who luvs his mayor-ship office die, typical of naija politicians

wowww...
I luuuuv d cartoon like my mothers bweeest

softsparkyy: okay naaaa


I hate it when I ask for sharwama and he gets me fish.

I hate it when I am still awake and he is sleeping peacefully.

I hate it when he offers me meat and I declined, He will finish it without petting or asking me a second time.

I hate it when he sleeps without holding me.

I hate it when he holds me while sleeping.

I hate it when he avoids fighting with me even though he know say na trouble I dey look for.

I hate it when I'm crying thinking he will hold me and pet me he will be busy checking out his muscles in the mirror.







Still loading.....shey na complain thread be this.

nawa 4 u ooo..
shey d husband wey u wan marry na Jesus abi?

chuxyz: I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys. Here are some mentalities of ladies i hate.

1. Thinking every guy think about sex every now and then and nothing else

I hate numba 1 with passion...
Girls brain..
Nawa oo

Lazy town.

Jultee: Dexter laboratory

it shows u dnt like Science

ifex370: so ya'll tryna saaay... none of u guys hated cown chicken...




HYPOCRITS

cow nd chicken sweet ooo

Ur lower lip will be pink if u kip bitting and chewing it consecutively.

muaa: Lol! Looks irritating.

YUUUUK..

#TEAMVOMITONHISFACE

U get pink lips, u no get pink lips...
U get white face, u no get white face....

If u no get money / Fame , our naija hoeees no go luk u twice..

olasmith10: Dem full computer village.. immediately u wan enter under d bridge.. na so one con meet me: fyn boy u wan tatoo, u wan pink lips.. na der shock grip me.. PINK LIPS.. heeebaaaa

Abeg I dey ask,na dis kain youths go fight d "nearest" war wey Nigerians dey ask 4 ?


Nawa ooo

Mr Ebola ,
Sir,

With all due respect, Your 1 week visa has expired and you hav caused so many destructions in West Africa. Thank you for ur short tym nd stay in Nigeria.
We no longer accept cacas lyk U in Nigeria. Nigeria is not convenient for you to stay And as a Nairalander, I hereby deport you to your mamas womb.
Your flight is due 2mrrw mrnin.
Thank you..

LyfeJennings: Thank God I can disappear . I don't need to fly in any airplane

hahahah... evn d babalawo must crash 1 day ooo..
Dnt giv dat ish 100% trust ...
Speakin frm experience

chaiii


I swr , I no go fly again, till nxt year.... may person sidown small nd enjoy short lyf wey we get...

adaobi123: What is toned here ? All I see is nyansh.

bwahahahah



Shiiiit got worst

dis is clearly 4 pple outside d Naija shore...
Dnt try dis at home especially in Nigeria...

dhayveed: i apply "total footbal",counter attack and formation of 3 centre backs,2 defensive midfielders,one central midfielder,1 attacking midfielder and 3 forwards (2 wingers and 1 all out striker). the focal point of the attack will be the attacking midfielder,i recommend a player with high passing accuracy (like pirlo) to deliver those viscous high through passes to the attackers which render the defenders useless and they just stare as the ball passes over them ....on FIFA '14 on Ps 4.

3 defenders?

like for real

i will therefore wip ur asssss with ManUTd 4-4-2 formation. ..

Hahahh
dnt try dis at home

einsteino: All these talk about juju. Where was juju when oyibo came and enslaved us? India is said to have the most effective juju, how come only 100,000 Britons managed to control and colonise india, a country that had over 1billion people?

U knw black man now..

the babalawos help the whites 2 sell Nigerians

Yes it can... But I doubt if there is any legit babalawo dat can do it nowadays. ..


not evn Russians can stp it

[quote author=seunbadmus]When you catch him in the act[/quote

Aunty,, u fyn oooo

[quote author=ferdimako][/quote]guy, person no perfect oo,

Person no fit do Typo error again..

free me now...

I swr, 4 the School wey I finish ba, In WAEC, evn tho dey bring 100 invigilators, 1 per students, we go still communicate...

Beta hail Naija students ooo

Films on XNXX


LMAO

Scyllapatron: one thing about god (if he even exist) is that he doesn't give a fvck, sometimes I think there is no devil, it's just god when he is drunk.

Abeg OP nd dis Guy wey I quote, Stp Smokin dry gin ooo..
Ee no Good..


Upon all dis physical Things wey u dey see, u ar still brainwashes abt d non existance of God..

Just 1..

Think abt d female body nd how living things (dat liv both in Water nd land reproduce,) all dis things, Abeg, How Big Bang things produce shit lyk dis..


shebi Big collusion fit perfect d female body ba..
Shebi, u neva taste nd suuucckk Punaniiee juice b4?



NAWAOOO

NA Oyibo cause all dis things



PEACE

PLS PHYSICIST IN d house,
Pls M askin ooo..


won't dis release micro radioactive waste 2 d environment, which is ofcus harmfull 2 human health??

One Word: Educative


Brilliant Thread by OP

CoolHunk: Jews aren't that smart? Darn, you're a caveman.

ABEG, tell him ooo..
it seems he doesnt knw who Israelites are..

I hope dey also hav d anti rockets dat can stp JUJU..
bcus i swr,My village Babalawos dnt use ordinary missiles..




PEACE

Class teacher: class who can define lynxx ?
Student: Lynxx is any musician/rapper who refused 2 agree dat his carrier is swimming on Eligushi beach.


shhhiiit happens always

ShirelleBaby: WHO IS WIN?brother,I give up!!

hahaha,,LMAO
person no fit do TYPO eror again ?

OP nawa for u ooo,

u evn get Bankin job, nd u still 1 quit,
Which kain life u get,
If u mistakenly quit nd ur new project fail nkoo?
Wen u quit, nd u hear say 300 Graduates applied for ur possition, na den u go knw say poverty no b small tin..