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TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by ElNur1: 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
MichaelSokoto: Why do some peeps keep hatin power puff gurlz. wowww... I luuuuv d cartoon like my mothers bweeest 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by ElNur1: 1:16pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
softsparkyy: okay naaaa nawa 4 u ooo.. shey d husband wey u wan marry na Jesus abi? |
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by ElNur1: 1:02pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
chuxyz: I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys. Here are some mentalities of ladies i hate. I hate numba 1 with passion... Girls brain.. Nawa oo |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by ElNur1: 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Lazy town. |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by ElNur1: 1:00pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Jultee: Dexter laboratory it shows u dnt like Science |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by ElNur1: 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
ifex370: so ya'll tryna saaay... none of u guys hated cown chicken... cow nd chicken sweet ooo |
Fashion / Re: PINK LIPS::: New Fashion Trend For Men? by ElNur1: 1:29pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Ur lower lip will be pink if u kip bitting and chewing it consecutively. |
Fashion / Re: PINK LIPS::: New Fashion Trend For Men? by ElNur1: 12:00pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
muaa: Lol! Looks irritating. YUUUUK.. #TEAMVOMITONHISFACE |
Fashion / Re: PINK LIPS::: New Fashion Trend For Men? by ElNur1: 11:58am On Jul 29, 2014 |
U get pink lips, u no get pink lips... U get white face, u no get white face.... If u no get money / Fame , our naija hoeees no go luk u twice.. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: PINK LIPS::: New Fashion Trend For Men? by ElNur1: 9:34am On Jul 29, 2014 |
olasmith10: Dem full computer village.. immediately u wan enter under d bridge.. na so one con meet me: fyn boy u wan tatoo, u wan pink lips.. na der shock grip me.. PINK LIPS.. heeebaaaa Abeg I dey ask,na dis kain youths go fight d "nearest" war wey Nigerians dey ask 4 ? Nawa ooo |
Health / Re: Ebola Virus Hits Lagos by ElNur1: 7:32pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Mr Ebola , Sir, With all due respect, Your 1 week visa has expired and you hav caused so many destructions in West Africa. Thank you for ur short tym nd stay in Nigeria. We no longer accept cacas lyk U in Nigeria. Nigeria is not convenient for you to stay And as a Nairalander, I hereby deport you to your mamas womb. Your flight is due 2mrrw mrnin. Thank you.. 3 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerian Airline Carrying 110 Passengers "Missing" by ElNur1: 2:23pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
LyfeJennings: Thank God I can disappear . I don't need to fly in any airplane hahahah... evn d babalawo must crash 1 day ooo.. Dnt giv dat ish 100% trust ... Speakin frm experience |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerian Airline Carrying 110 Passengers "Missing" by ElNur1: 1:58pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
chaiii I swr , I no go fly again, till nxt year.... may person sidown small nd enjoy short lyf wey we get... |
Celebrities / Re: Bottylicious Daniella Okeke Shows Off Toned Figure In New Photo by ElNur1: 7:58pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
adaobi123: What is toned here ? All I see is nyansh. bwahahahah Shiiiit got worst |
Celebrities / Re: 10 Billionaire Who Dropped Out Of School by ElNur1: 9:11am On Jul 23, 2014 |
dis is clearly 4 pple outside d Naija shore... Dnt try dis at home especially in Nigeria... 1 Like |
Gaming / Re: What Tactic Do You Use In Playing Soccer In Playstation? by ElNur1: 10:21pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
dhayveed: i apply "total footbal",counter attack and formation of 3 centre backs,2 defensive midfielders,one central midfielder,1 attacking midfielder and 3 forwards (2 wingers and 1 all out striker). the focal point of the attack will be the attacking midfielder,i recommend a player with high passing accuracy (like pirlo) to deliver those viscous high through passes to the attackers which render the defenders useless and they just stare as the ball passes over them ....on FIFA '14 on Ps 4. 3 defenders? like for real i will therefore wip ur asssss with ManUTd 4-4-2 formation. .. Hahahh dnt try dis at home |
Culture / Re: Can Black Magic(juju)be Sent To Someone Abroad by ElNur1: 11:23am On Jul 22, 2014 |
einsteino: All these talk about juju. Where was juju when oyibo came and enslaved us? India is said to have the most effective juju, how come only 100,000 Britons managed to control and colonise india, a country that had over 1billion people? U knw black man now.. the babalawos help the whites 2 sell Nigerians |
Culture / Re: Can Black Magic(juju)be Sent To Someone Abroad by ElNur1: 8:42am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Yes it can... But I doubt if there is any legit babalawo dat can do it nowadays. .. not evn Russians can stp it 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Do You Know A Cheating Boyfriend? by ElNur1: 9:03pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
[quote author=seunbadmus]When you catch him in the act[/quote Aunty,, u fyn oooo 1 Like |
Education / Re: How To Catch Students Cheating During Examination - 3 Methods by ElNur1: 5:31am On Jul 21, 2014 |
[quote author=ferdimako][/quote] guy, person no perfect oo, Person no fit do Typo error again.. free me now... |
Education / Re: How To Catch Students Cheating During Examination - 3 Methods by ElNur1: 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
I swr, 4 the School wey I finish ba, In WAEC, evn tho dey bring 100 invigilators, 1 per students, we go still communicate... Beta hail Naija students ooo |
TV/Movies / Re: Name One Movie You Can Watch Over And Over Again? by ElNur1: 11:52am On Jul 19, 2014 |
Films on XNXX LMAO |
Religion / Re: FLIGHT MH 17: Another Pointer To The Non-existence Of God . by ElNur1: 11:47am On Jul 19, 2014 |
Scyllapatron: one thing about god (if he even exist) is that he doesn't give a fvck, sometimes I think there is no devil, it's just god when he is drunk. Abeg OP nd dis Guy wey I quote, Stp Smokin dry gin ooo.. Ee no Good.. Upon all dis physical Things wey u dey see, u ar still brainwashes abt d non existance of God.. Just 1.. Think abt d female body nd how living things (dat liv both in Water nd land reproduce,) all dis things, Abeg, How Big Bang things produce shit lyk dis.. shebi Big collusion fit perfect d female body ba.. Shebi, u neva taste nd suuucckk Punaniiee juice b4? NAWAOOO NA Oyibo cause all dis things PEACE |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Mobile Missile Defence System: What Is The Iron Dome? by ElNur1: 9:03am On Jul 18, 2014 |
PLS PHYSICIST IN d house, Pls M askin ooo.. won't dis release micro radioactive waste 2 d environment, which is ofcus harmfull 2 human health?? |
Family / Re: 10 Painfully Obvious Truths Everyone Forgets Too Soon by ElNur1: 8:35am On Jul 18, 2014 |
One Word: Educative Brilliant Thread by OP 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Mobile Missile Defence System: What Is The Iron Dome? by ElNur1: 8:11am On Jul 18, 2014 |
CoolHunk: ABEG, tell him ooo.. it seems he doesnt knw who Israelites are.. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Mobile Missile Defence System: What Is The Iron Dome? by ElNur1: 8:06am On Jul 18, 2014 |
I hope dey also hav d anti rockets dat can stp JUJU.. bcus i swr,My village Babalawos dnt use ordinary missiles.. PEACE |
Music/Radio / Re: Lynxxx - My Place [video Download] by ElNur1: 8:08pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Class teacher: class who can define lynxx ? Student: Lynxx is any musician/rapper who refused 2 agree dat his carrier is swimming on Eligushi beach. shhhiiit happens always |
Culture / Re: The Tom And Jerry Relationship Between The Igbos And Yorubas. by ElNur1: 3:30pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: WHO IS WIN?brother,I give up!! hahaha,,LMAO person no fit do TYPO eror again ? |
Career / Re: I Want To Quit My Banking Job by ElNur1: 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
OP nawa for u ooo, u evn get Bankin job, nd u still 1 quit, Which kain life u get, If u mistakenly quit nd ur new project fail nkoo? Wen u quit, nd u hear say 300 Graduates applied for ur possition, na den u go knw say poverty no b small tin.. 1 Like |
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