₦airaland Forum

NeckingNgulping:
I'm an atheist, and I found that I'm incapable of dating women who are particularly religious. I could go out on a date with a religious woman, and that's usually solely by merit of me pretending the whole time as though I'm truly in for it.

Since long term relationship with these women would have necessitated that i make pretence a hobby, logic sets in and we inevitably part ways.

In a highly religious country like ours, it's quite hard to find a woman who's an atheist as me, let alone a decent one.

ur looking for a decent girl n most of dem r Christians depending on d region.
Y don't look u hard for dat fellow aethist na.
U dey find Christian girl u 1 put for battle.
N besides, kerosene n water don't mix.u will bring dat girl down because u were sent by d devil to do such.
Am a sinner ,but let d truth b told. No parents wen b real Christian go let their pikin marry aethist.even her pastor won't allow it.
A girl dat knows a man is a chronic womanizer n still went ahead to marry him,because she wants to change him.
She will suffer.
Better follow ur kind.if u no c...lock up.

SMARTMOTORS:
And one Sunday thousands of people go still full his Church.....even if them catch this man with human skull the following day church go still full!....who do us this tin for Africa!

u shud know dose ppo r under spell...nobi everything b physical

Bloooody:
What pains me is that millions of people still worship these men of god
They're all useless
From Suleman to the dead and rotten TB Joshua to whatever you can name it.

The only difference between a yahoo and a pastor is one Carrie's a bible.

since wen have u known tb jousha isn't wat e say e is

odiyeu88:
“She refused to marry the man who saw her through the university, when she got back as a graduate she started behaving funny to the man.

But where there a formal agreement that if he finished training her to university she will marry him.

by d time,dem do u...u won't b speaking dis English anymore

englishmart:
It was not much of a big deal to protest in Nigeria, until we blindly voted a president that doesn't listen, speak or react. All he does is travel, attend meetings, and express shock once in a while. We're close to ending a horrendous 8 years. We talk a lot, but don't act in one voice. We're educated yet influenced by illiterates, religion, tribe, etc. If we vote in another calamity, I assure you, just as we miss Jonathan, we're going to miss Buhari. Suffering, death, hunger, poverty are not tribe or religion specific. They always spend 8 years, remember.

av u seen anyone who said they missed buhari during his first rule..not now,not den.
Ur talk just now dey mk me vex,na to give u 5 hot slaps na dey my mind

jclassiq:
I go teach you everything abi?
Google am na.

I don ask google,dem say ask who mentioned am

jclassiq:
Maybe na psychogenic illness na. Isn't it possible she is imagining it? I think it's possible.

dey speak English der pyscho gini .

Even if e died of overdose,I'm not sure dat d family wud say so.
Nobody shud media want to tarnish him.
Look at most of d youths today n even musicians, they r drug addicts n chronic alcohol consumers.
A guy came to a pharmacy to buy this cough medicine n tramadol..in bulk.

360command:
the USA has sickness relating to kissing.. I fear kissing in the USA than in Nigeria. Recently, people are having herpes as a result of sharing hookah here in the USA.

Many white people have this herpes sickness than any other ...I have worked with them and I get shocked about some disease they have. There is risk everywhere and I hope it does not come near us.

too much ignorant sex adventure o.
party's n co.unprotected sex.
Licking pussy.kai....omo
N d p actors n actresses dey always do massive check UP

BluntTheApostle:
So you are comparing government (man) to God?

It is understandable if man cannot forgive because man is not perfect.

But God should be able to forgive.

I've asked myself ,shudnt God b aware dat d devil is about to temp eve or better still,he wud av seen d future dat dis wud happen,but still e let it.
It all boils down to d power of free will...d choices we mk,will define us n ultimately, der must b consequences frm dat choice.
Adam n eve is a moral lesson to everyone.
Reward n punishment
Wat if God forgive eve,den she does dat again ?
Na Adam wen love dey shark nai cm mk matters worst

Bunnatex:
Lol. You might be right.

But I still think it's convenient for God to make it perfect since he's PERFECTION.
If I were Him, I won't allow evil in the earth that I love. It's like building a house at the road side without security and fence and still expect it not to be robbed...

Why kill my favorite son to forgive my errant sons, when I could easily forgive

nope,doesn't work like dat.
D power of blood sacrifice,dats wat its all abt.

Fearyourcreator:
Imagine...

yes o...I even saw okada man ,with a passenger dat was hit in d process..another go do enjoyment, his frnd n 1girl wen she carry for back,all of dem die.n if u c d keke wen dem jam,c injuries dem give dem ,I tink d keke guy die.
Any yahoo boy wen dey marked for death shud die their own death alone

Fearyourcreator:
How many have you seen that are not into taking hard drugs and weed... Most of them I have met and known are like that ... Even last night ... If you see the way they were driving in my area ... Where you see some kids still move around cus our street is not the busy type ... Driving like someone that had a failed car break... They are arranging landlord meeting for the act now sef... The same guy pass pack still driving recklessly

y will someone drive in high speed in a street for crying out loud,I wonder where sm ppo drop their sense put.what if ders a child playing in d streets,naso dem go jam am.
Some of them have died from reckless driving n sadly enough, dey will take someone with dem...
Did u c dat boy dat died last yr or two yes ago ,dat very day e collected money from his client,e bought a car ,dat same day in d early hours of 1am e n his frnds dat went out died.dis happened in ughelli

Fearyourcreator:
Sars don pack for my side several times... How you even see me sef... Always looking responsible... The Things one do for a living says a lot... Jobs that appreciate knowledge you will always see responsible being there ... Yahoo no be work ... If you dont drink b4... You will to talk alcohol ... If you dont smoke ... You go start ... If you dont carry girls about ... You go start... This are not the same for legit jobs ... Except for danfo drivers I can remember when writing this

me no understand u o...u have dropped another bomb o.
Not to mention going to clubs n strip joints. N also full of pride n starts talking rudely.
Please add another word dat will spark my brain o
But wait first, who said dat who is into fraud must smoke India hem n start taking tm n shit?

Fearyourcreator:
When you see a decent youth for 9ja ... Even if e get money .... You go know ... I see young guys in the financial business forex or top freelancers looking responsible most times from their dressing... Better pikin no dey carry dread and smoke Igbo... Go YouTube and check youngs building their business... Most no dey carry dread ... If you carry dread their is 80 percent chance say you be Igbo smoker and takes hard drugs

nobi lie
This ur word make sense.most of d youths,not just 18 or 20,sm 30yrs old dey take illicit drugs n weed...sm dey smoke am inside their house

MeineMutter:
The way you imps removed your non-performing councilors, local government chairmen, Houses of Assemblies members, governor, and Buhari, abi? Ode.

D ode here na u...with ur lickie Mickie brain like tinubu

Despite sm ppo saying we shud not trust obi,dis n DAT.
Wen e wins,power wud return back to d ppo.if e f up..he will b removed.
Its dat simple, n thanks to buhari who made Nigerians, to learn d hard way n value d plastic called voters card.everyone will cm out to vote.

I can see some comments calling d man names....u are forgetting to look at d story frm d oda angle.at first I wanted to say wat da heck..
But wen I just read to a point wen d girl has been scamming d man of his money.
Honestly, y is it most of our Nigerian girls like doing dis. Sm men cud goto full length by consulting a witch doctor..
If u dont like d man,don't collect anything frm him.dont do it

Ayobeck:
Heyhey I guess u b Muslim

oga ,d video na 1yr old.we r talking abt dis 1 e said recently

Nwunyeodogwu:
Hook up girls don see motivation D . If you try advising them now they’ll tell you this life has no formula. What most people don’t know is that marriage does not mean a happy ending especially in this generation……to marry is not the problem, staying happily married is the problem. Time will tell so let’s just wait till after 10 years and we’ll see who won. Hook up does not pay, very few of them eventually get married and they don’t marry the men they’d like to marry on a normal day. They marry those kind of men we used to laugh at growing up,those weird and ugly men that we do wonder if any woman can accept to marry them. These are the kind of men runs girls marry but they’ll come online and paint a different picture. I have secondary school friends that are runs girls that are getting married and because of our friendship they still tell me everything. The men they are marrying disgusts them and they hate their lives,they know they don’t stand a chance with the most eligible bachelors around so they have to accept their fate. No matter how social media paints it, hook up doesn’t pay. Money no even Dey the business again sef, if you charge above 5000 naira you won’t see customer so why engage in it?

yahoo boys still der

GOFRONT:
Okay oo The husband should be wary of Okafors law........Of all the decent ladies out there, Mr Simpson has simply gone to wife an Indecent IndecentStar whose viral s-x videos are probably on the phones of every dude in the neigborhood........Its okay oo.

Sha make we no see headline on Nairaland say "How a newly married man caught his wife in a hotel room with one of her Ex.

Because when you wife an Active hookup girl or an Ex hookup girl, then both Okafor's law of Congoelasticity and Okafors law of Congodynamic is prevalent in your family.

wats okafor law?

Hotfreeze:
Truth is that most Igbo women are closeted gays. You see that nonsense called August meeting, you allow your wife go for it, they will lick your wife without mercy.

na lie..I no bliv

jaeyking:
Well freedom of speech which she should have expressed when the queen was alive.
This ranting is actually cowardice.

Let the dead have it's peace

This same woman said negative things about Prophet TB Joshua when he died.

Now to look at we Nigerians

So do we continue to blame our woes on British empire
Remember USA was also colonized by them got their independence through the revolution war.

Nigeria's independence was handed down peacefully

62 years onward we still blame them for our woes.

We are our own poison

if she mentioned tb jousha nkor....am looking dat man with double mind
Most Christians r too emotionally attached to a church or pastor..so wen e does wrong stuff.I can't talk but smile..not saying ppo shud eat dem alive but criticism shud b minimal, we all mk mistakes

seunmind44:
na una dey know everything. Have you sinned a demon before? Abeg allow people to enjoy their soapy jo

finding ur validation for ppo to continue in dat. Big sorry .its a trap

Revolution2022:
That 40k for one night is the salary of most Nigerians.I don't know why people are condemning masturbation.This dude would have saved a lot of money had it been he masturbates.There is no evidence that masturbation is demonic.

masturbation is demonic...it has its own kind of demon attached to it...all demons and angels have their own specialization

Kagd10:
Like your D pass graduate Peter Obi ran to London to go treat himself? You dey mad?

u dey suffer brain leakage

Kagd10:
Will you keep quiet and shut your unintelligible hole? Is Tinubu your President that controls the armies? You dey mad?

y did e run to France....wen I say ur brain dey leak like e yanch u think say na lie ..

Kagd10:
See another Unintelligible brain. Is Tinubu your President? You get brain, so?

person wen claim say dem dey intellectual,na dey support APC....ur brain dey leak like tinubu yanch.naso APC supporters b..wen I said e brot in buhari,did I say hes d president, e lie full ground..ur mouth dey sharp because bandits never kidnap u or ur family members...

Golden calf ,wat d Israelite worshipped it seems,only dat d colour was changed .not Baal.well sha,wen I was watching it I didn't want to read any meaning to it...but bowing down to it has gone too far..its not abt d bull of Birmingham...

Kagd10:
Tinubu is far better and more competent than Peter Obi. That I know. Las las, let each candidate rule their region for peace to reign. No one can impose their Failure on us.

oga open ur eye...tinubu n co made sure seaport nor spread round..e brought in dat killer,e brought hunger,killed ppo at lekki toll gate.....
Na u,in ur two koro koro eyes,say na tinubu better pass.
Wen power return to d ppo,no 1 go fit f up,cos if dem do,dey will b voted out.
Obi nobi saint,wen e enter n e f up,e will b voted out.
D reason y u still have d mind of APC in general, is because u weren't part of d ppo dat was kidnapped by bandits on d railway.

Okealaaye:
His desperation is alarming. From church to church, from singer to dancer, Obi will next wear the Masquerade robes during the next New Yam festival, I tell you. No one who's this desperate for power would not abuse it if given. The presidency of Nigeria cannot be won merely by skipping breakfast and lunch in the name of fasting. Someone tell him to take things easy, because any gift given by God does not come with sweaty exertions. The Masquerade that enters the arena with undue eagerness will doubtless become a mere spectator even before the main event starts!

politics u meet ppo,wen u want to contest... U do ur normal waka..everyone does it..so dis ur statement of despiration nor even get head..dey use ur brain
D tinubu n co dey do theirs

Kagd10:
Don't you mean the campaign of calumny of Peter Obi's miscreants against Tinubu didn't stand?

It was Peter Obi's miscreants who first started peddling lies about Tinubu Bsc certificate until Chicago disgraced them by severally confirming it. In the end, Inec also disgraced them by displaying Tinubu Bsc certificate because Tinubu never said he lost his Bsc certificate to begin with as seen below. It was only his elementary certificate he claimed was lost. But Peter Obi's miscreants distorted the facts and started peddling lies. I believed they started this lies because they realised that Tinubu is a first class graduate of accounting and business administration whereas Peter Obi is a D pass graduate of philosophy.


Another calumny of hate was the drug allegation which turned out to be lies. First, any reasonable brain should know that people caught with drug are arrested on the spot. They go to court from the prison. This was never the case with Tinubu.

Tinubu wasn't arrested because he committed no crime. As a matter of fact, Tinubu was only operating an investment company which is no different from a microfinance Bank where people invest and save their money. Any questionable individual could have saved his money in a bank. It's like saying a bank is a drug dealer just because a questionable individual saved in it. Does that make sense to anyone?

Of course the USA who obviously have a brain didn't arrest Tinubu because he committed no crime. Operating an investment company/Bank isn't a crime. Tinubu was only queried because the USA wanted to inform him before seizing the funds of the questionable individual who saved into Tinubu's investment company. This was Tinubu's investment company
in the attached beloww. Also, Tinubu's Bsc certificate and confirmation from Chicago university.


All these campaign of calumny against Tinubu only showed one thing about Peter Obi's miscreants. They're hatefilled, toxic and unrepentant pathological liars. Meanwhile, D pass graduate Peter Obi has no achievement whatsoever in his state.

Below is just another gibberish of Peter Obi's miscreants I was just talking about. Talking about Lagos conceptualised light rail which just got actualised today. Did Peter Obi or Anambra give Lagos the money to do it to begin with? Na madness? Which one did Peter Obi do for his Anambra? I don't even understand this. Your Peter Obi did nothing in his Anambra state yet you're finding fault with Lagos' new rail as if you gave money to Lagos? You dey mad? Meanwhile, it was Tinubu who laid the foundation for Lagos economy today. All other gibberish you wrote are trash. The pictures attached below is Peter Obi's work.

obi nobi saint.
But can't u c how bloody Nigeria is..
I know y u have d guts to type dis.because u haven't been kidnapped by bandits or ur relations have not been kidnapped. Dats y ur mouth n hands dey sharp to dey type.
Do u even leave in areas terrorised by bandits n co..get sense..honestly