thank you very much for clearing the air. This year will be a better one.

Happy New year #2016 a year of recovery of fund.
Take a look at @ejikemeeloka's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ejikemeeloka/status/682701986739941376?s=07

happy new year

I think photographically the lady is older than the guy.
why is it that girls this days are marrying small small boys.
a girl that is older than me by 5yrs ask me to marry her that all that matters is love.
I told her I can't please I need a younger girl.

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks) 3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks) b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks) 4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k... Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. 6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. 7. U Cant Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars Nd Resturant. Calculate D Radius Of Ur Stupidity,Take π=3.142(20mks) GOOD LUCK! Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015. Please drop all your bad characters before January 1, 2016. Wish you guyz the best. Love you all

Nigeria is under attack but I'm confident that she will overcome.
fayose should keep on wishing the nation down fall.
I prophecy that come 2016 God will give the FG the wisdom to address this challenges.
It is well.
My God is able.
I pray for job creation and a better Nigeria.
In my own part I will also assist in job creation come 2016.

ernesty20:
This is what u get when u have a terrorist as president

sometimes i pity for the youth.
fayose what has he really done for the victims how can a governor of a state sounding like this.
young man wake up you sound childish.

kallmemrB:
I tire for this country.... Its only in nigeria people will pray for bomb blast on fellow nigerians just to prove the other party is wrong

Did Anyone see Fayose condolence letter or press conference to any of the state or Victims Family

my brother I tire ooo.
God will help us overcome.
can't fayose wish Nigeria well why is he wishing the nation bad.
can anyone tell me the project he is doing or has completed in his state as governor.
i think this man is sick.

The guy be like fake pastor.
but we must understand one thing you must work for prophecy pronounced in your favour to come to pass.
hard work pays.
#teamhardwork2016

what of drainage this road will collapse without it. anything worth doing is worth doing well. tell your governor to include drainage. thanks. i commend his zeal

success is not easy but within reach if you know how to pluck it. Never allow your 2015 mistakes drives you into 2016. Try to do things better in 2016. As a job seeker never lie about the skills you don't have or the company you have not worked for if you do they might find out. Come 2016 be honest and sincere trust the holy spirit that is embedded in your spirit. I wish you success in the remaining days of the year and a prosperous year 2016.

ritababe:
Come on its just a samsung tab, guys can be so selfish sometimes.

just listen to yourself.
I believe you can reason more than this.

Tightening and loosen a bolt or nut basic principle.

Clockwise = right hand = tightening(locking).

Anti clockwise = lefthand = loosen(unlocking).

This basic principle is applied in all cases involving loosen and tighten.
http://www.elosonservices.com/the-best-way-to-lock-or-unlock-a-boltnutscrew-or-key/

Kylekent59:
Happy birthday to me. Nairalanders show me some likes

Happy birthday from www.elosonservices.com

obiorathesubtle:
mehn.. The days.

My class teacher caught me one time, she took the letter to our headmistress, my mother was invited, I was humiliated ehn, they reported me to the church sef, I was flogged in the headmistress' office and all.. Never wrote love letters again.. Became afraid of girls.. Almost turned gay..

Eya sorry bro some times the letter might stop on the way that's the major implication.

I must tell I was touch when I read your letter it reminds me of those good days.
My experience .
Dear,
I wish to tell you how much I miss you even when you have not said yes,but I'm happy and lucky to set my eyes on you and to hear you say give me time.
I'm confidence you will say yes.
Can't wait to hold you in my arms and kiss you.
I love you so much.
Please say yes to save a soul from dying tonight.
Please reply.
Yours love to be by tomorrow.
Ikem efuna a.k.a Mr fresh.

I believe the traveling of Mr president is for the interest of all Nigerians.
Why do we like to criticize without solution.
Check out 90% of his speech is on developing our country nigeria .
Gej had 6yrs let's give buhari chance and wish him well.
I believe in the unity of Nigeria.
God bless the president and our great nation Nigeria.
http://www.elosonservices.com

Ejikeme Augustine Eloka

when i was preparing to go on time off one of
my staff that works with me said sir,i said tell
me,he said i will miss your impact and i said to
him this is an opportunity for you to make an
impact. My dear friends make an impact. if you
make an impact you announces yourself to be
discovered. I charge you to make an impact this
week.

Ejikeme Augustine Eloka is the founder
and president of eloson services ,he is
a graduate of mechanical engineer at
the university of Anambra state uli of
Nigeria. He is very informed and
experience as far as engineering is
concern but his love for promoting
locally made products and various
business transactions and services in
Nigeria through advertising can not be
overemphasized.
His mission and objectives is to ensure
that buying and selling environment is
favourable by linking the parties
involves irrespective of their location at
any point in time. He believe that the
power of information through
advertising remains the key factor that
promotes business environment.
He shares in the dream of promoting
our Economy through showcasing our
locally made products and services
through advertising so that foreign and
local investors can invest,with this
techniques our economy stand the
chance of been among the best five in
the whole world.
He pledge to be a major player in
promoting business environment in
Nigeria through eloson services an
online advertising platform.
Our services is affordable to all come
let’s reshape your business by
connecting you to the right customers

osatonia:
Remeber d first I killed one of my characters. I mourned her for days

Can u tell us the mistake

Ejikeme Augustine Eloka

when I got my current job the base manager
called me and he said to me Austin I believe you
have a lot to offer to our company Please never
you work hard but work smart. today I'm doing
great in the oil industry. so my dear friends do
the same in any place you find yourself. Work
smart.

If you write a movie script please share your experience here and exchange contacts.
Thanks.

This issue came up and I was telling my friend that stealing is corruption but he said no.
Please what are your take on this please I need your opinion.am I wrrong ?

One of the reason we go to school is to learn and through the learning we are been tested to know if we truly understood what has been deposited in us through teaching. But today people no longer take this basic principle serious instead they prefer to pass through cramming.
Today I shall be sharing with you on the dangers of cramming and why I think you should not cram rather go for the understanding of the concept in question and in no time you will get that grade you are looking for with ease. I have come to realize in my little studies that cramming is like a cancer that destroys the senses of reasoning.
Cramming may see you through in school but will screw you for the rest of your life if urgent steps are not taking to address it. If you have an understanding of a subject you can explain the subject in so many ways and still come to the original meaning of the subject but a fellow who crams may not be able to do that. Cramming makes you to quote and not be able to explain let’s take for instance a MACHINE I know that a machine is a device that makes work or duty more convenient and easy to do, but a crammer with this information will not be able to go beyond this definition.
Like I always tell people if you follow excellence success will chase you. If you go deep into this quote you will realize that there is a big gap between understanding the concept of a particular subject and cramming a subject. I explain machine before in this article, a crammer may define machine base on the text he/she read from but might not be able to apply it to solve day to day activities but someone with full knowledge of machine will be able to use it to solve problems, define and explain it in so many ways at any given time.
Like I have define machine earlier in this articles to help change people mind set why they should not cram but rather go for knowledge of any subject they will be taught we shall look at machine a gain and let's see how you will cope with me.
MACHINE is any device or thing or a system that makes work easier. For instance you want to talk to somebody in London or far from you, you use a telephone is a machine, you want to travel you use vehicle is a machine, you want to eat you use a spoon is a machine, you want to hold your trouser firm you use a bet is a machine. You see all the devices I have mention earlier makes work more easier.
The idea is for you to see that cramming is not good. It is better you don’t chase good grade rather chase the knowledge of a particular subject and good grade will chase you. Always ask question were you are lost, consult books and useful materials that can give you more insight on the subject in question.
I will conclude by saying people are screwed for lack of knowledge.
http://www.elosonservices.com/why-you-should-not-
engage-in-cramming/

Themaingate:


Guy forget that thing one can be having sex every 2days and still produce good and healthy sperm

Simple solution without seeing a doctor is to stop cigarette, alcohol and self service . Take lot of water daily , a lots of fruits and take ugwu a Milk every night for 7days. If problem persist then just know it's a problem from village

thank you for the advice

Civory:

We will need to be on an instant messenger like whatsapp to chat better. 0 8 0 2 5 3 6 2 6 6 0

thank u very much I have added u

Civory:
I can help.

so how do we start and how can u assist us. thanks.

I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

I want to make an impact in my little way I need a knowledge of script writing can any one help me.

I'm very angry with lalasticla for closing my thread simply because I ask for an explanation why and how topics features on front page.
When ever he post it comes to front page and no body challenges him.
I want him to open my thread and answer the question on the criteria of front page topics.
If he likes he can go ahead and barn me after all he controls all the thread.
You must open and answer my question now and to the die hard fan of this great forum.
I love this forum and I can't stay a minute without opening it.
Therefore I can no longer over look certain things.
Thanks.
God bless Nigeria and members of this great forum.

The politics in this forum is getting out of hand.
Some of the topics that makes front page is questionable.
I want to know the criteria of making front page.
We are talking about change and better Nigeria is it applicable here.
I believe the youth are the future leaders.
Charity they say begins at home.
I would like to know the position of the following
Lalastica, ishilove and ladyF do they have shares on nairaland please clarify us.
Thanks.