₦airaland Forum

So sms is now this important? as long as it is not credit alert, IDGAF!!!

This person has zero intellects, good enough he didnt decamp to APC because his spluttering was grand when he was in Government. Good riddance to bad rubbish indeed.

Bros you wicked o. Na this thing you wan sell 380k? I recently got a nissan primera, clean as hell for 350k. go and throw it in the river sir.

Why will fly not say shitte smells nice?

May this bright doyen rest in peace...she achieved so little in life.

68. (1) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if -

(a) he becomes a member of another legislative house.

(b) any other circumstances arise that, if he were not a member of the Senate or the House of Representatives, would cause him to be disqualified for election as a member;

(c) he ceases to be a citizen of Nigeria;

(d) he becomes President, Vice-President, Governor, Deputy Governor or a Minister of the Government of the Federation or a Commissioner of the Government of a State or a Special Adviser.

(e) save as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution, he becomes a member of a commission or other body established by this Constitution or by any other law.

(f) without just cause he is absent from meetings of the House of which he is a member for a period amounting in the aggregate to more than one-third of the total number of days during which the House meets in any one year;

(g) being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected;

Provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored; or

(h) the President of the Senate or, as the case may be, the Speaker of the House of Representatives receives a certificate under the hand of the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission stating that the provisions of section 69 of this Constitution have been complied with in respect of the recall of that member.

(2) The President of the Senate or the Speaker of the House of Representatives, as the case may be, shall give effect to the provisions of subsection (1) of this section, so however that the President of the Senate or the Speaker of the House of Representatives or a member shall first present evidence satisfactory to the House concerned that any of the provisions of that subsection has become applicable in respect of that member.

(3) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall be deemed to be absent without just cause from a meeting of the House of which he is a member, unless the person presiding certifies in writing that he is satisfied that the absence of the member from the meeting was for a just cause.

69. A member of the Senate or of the House Representatives may be recalled as such a member if -

(a) there is presented to the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission a petition in that behalf signed by more than one-half of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency alleging their loss of confidence in that member; and

(b) the petition is thereafter, in a referendum conducted by the Independent National Electoral Commission within ninety days of the date of receipt of the petition, approved by a simple majority of the votes of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency.

How has the constitution killed the recall process that Ekweremadu says is dead on arrival?
Come and show wisdom, that's the section of the constitution please.

DamiBukola:
Before you show your crass .... Go and read section 68&69 of the Constitution then

Before you read section 68 and 69 go and learn common sense. Ike Ekweremadu is a leader of the senate who must show no bias with a constitutional process, it is a completely judicial matter that warrants no preempting from the leadership of the senate. Dead on arrival because he says so or because the process ends up saying so? dead on arrival when a good number of his constituents are dissatisfied with him (never mind if they are up to 52%)? We must learn no to indulge these clueless people.

Before you quote me next time learn to show decorum kid.

DamiBukola:
Before you show your crass .... Go and read section 68&69 of the Constitution then

Imagine this Senator from the East, see their flat heads?

May common sense fall on you and may an olosho, at least the one making this video fall on you too.

CROWNWEALTH019:
I pray that sowore would one day pay for his many sins, the senator got his right to privacy and should not be blackmailed. We can't continue to watch that ani mal of a boy destroy and abuse freedom of expression. Even in the USA public holders fvck cvnts so no big deal...

May many cvnts fall in our senators


And may bubu coffin fall on sowore and his reporters crew.


To my future wife, may restlessness fall on you till you locate me




With tears of joy in my heart I wanna dedicate this first to comment to God almighty for Hus grace bestowed on me to be the first on a lalasticlala thread, its not easy and I want you all to help and join me in thanking God.

I also dedicate this thread to my family and friends may God keep you safe.

To my fans here on nairaland, God bless us all nay he give us the grace to wail for the good of Nigeria

To lalasticlala, may God give us the grace to post many snake post so you go see your food.



To my enemies on nairaland, bubu coffin fall on you all

Mad+Mad + Maddder. Nonsenses

Just like the words Amadioha, Egwugwu, Arusuiyi arnt English words! Enjoy your precision bruv.

PrecisionFx:
The word charms, witchcraft n wizardry ain't igbo or Hausa words. They are English words.

Go figure.

Did he also tell you the hadeeth that says you must not be arrogant? as even an atom of arogance infuriates Allah? why compare the Quran with the Bible? with your komkom head there.

oladeebo:
And the foolish nonentity were on street shouting restructure and secession!
They should come out and show us what their father had ever did for this nation!
Bravo Almagiri!
God bless you!
Long live United Nigeria Under God!
One Elder tell me something one day, he said there were every design of everything known to human and unknown yet in holy Quran and Holy Bible, I wasn't agree, until he show me in the scripture of holy Quran the design of cars, train, aeroplane, bicycle, even different types of Animal, he said if I want to see it in the Bible I must have the Hebrew Holy Bible!
I was surprise!

The first person to comment is an idi*t. Good. men must learn to uphold moral values. Ordinary 50k and you screaming cash cow...cash rat morelike.

Gallant!

Na so. e Afonja father still find where chuk am put!

Bros where una de see money? to even see bush entry money de hard me.

Wait make the thing turn white all through before you build. Biko if you get any hustle when I fit do, let me know. Hunger many!

Biko goan wash your car joor, dirty boi

Showing his egede skills...groundnut sharers Ndoh. Huspuppi will buy you and use you as tray to hawk groundnuts. Scram off you silly boi

Na waaaooooo. Nnamdi abeg add the whole of Delta to Biafra. Be quick please. This one tire me walahi

Conji na bastaard shaaa

Hhahahaha, he has gotten over the emotions of the moment and the criminal in him is speaking forth. Eventually the Igbo in them shows up!

The person above me has zero senses. I can swear they are Ibo women. Adasomthing.

Whats adorable in this one? they have come again. Ipod+afonja=?

Hahahahahahah, after them go say na Biafra make them no succeed, I will photocopy this list and ensure Nnamdi the wounded isnt there. Even when una get Biafra, una go still de do juju. Igbo kwenu?

Invitation to cause mayhem. Person when never chop beleful you go bring your nonsense scheme wan come take taxes. I work, earn well and I won't pay tax. You know why? I paid my dues myself and set myself up. Nonsense

The mumu above me booked space for his nonsense shade...e b like your brain need the shade pass us.

You pray she doesnt have the virus or that you do not have the virus? Good for you, first time visit you have done it...now you on nland forming 'straight to the point dude' . Get tested bruv. HIV is real.

'Fast forward'...yet you de narrate everything. Now hear this real slowly...As a young man you think you have 'rights' as the husbandnaaa. you have'nt married her yet and so you have zero rights. Again, what manner of sense are you trying to knack with the 'I didnt include that in my budget', 'no one wants his day messed up' etc. sense of entitlement at its highest.

Were you there when he trained the daughter?, were you there to tie napkin and pampers? now many years later you bring your low budget mentality to come and claim rights.

Its his daughter, if he wants you to marry her on the moon, prepare for it. When you marry her, use her tie wrapper, na you get am.

If you can't fulfill these, hide in shame and stay single, hushpuppi no senior you.

Dont even quote me if you are single!

If you check their names well well na Biafrauds. Cheap, easy way to make money. Nonsense and kpekelemens

This is as old as my grandmama na...mtchewwww

I see exaggeration in the story...with 'almost murdered' but hey, a 12 y/o already being this dogged about victory? His priorities should be re-oriented and he must be sent to a counselor immediately.