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Tie both of his hands, boil engine oil, put a funnel in his ears, pour the hot engine oil inside both ears. Yeah...then get a blunt sawblade...heat it up, pull out his tongue, then cut it off with the hot blade...oh he isnt dead yet squeeze his balls and then send the morafaka to hell! goshhh

TTT would have been this one's Step-Dad now o...Congrats to the damsel.

Eya...so if today was the day they shared Nigeria, Arewa Republic would have been a top ranking country in this very bad index. Good for them.

See as them soft like omomo Yanssh

What you dont know cant kill you

Why are we alive? to serve God, to be happy with him in the world after. This woman is worth celebrating, her 90 years dedicated to humanity and the service of God...

Young girls these days...they come without hymen.

Na wa...

Little wonder he has not bought a ring for you by himself. Just when you think Nigeria is getting better, one mocopo will come and tilt our collective intellects southwards.

For the other girls here, one, engagements are only formal ways of 'starting' courtship, he can engage you with a firm word and nothing more, if you do like this crayfish of a girl and buy an engagement ring of 192k, you might as well buy clay and cement and mould a man for yourself.

And who even says its a girl that takes such a desperate move? If you have lived with him for five years, pack your things and go...and tell the next guy you are a divorcee.

I fill like konking her walahi.

Is it not this one that went to put 'blonblo' in her bobbby to please men? Girls dont listen to advisers who tell you shitte and end up doing the exact opposite. If your man doesnt hit the spot today, moan and help him hit his, in the morning, tell him he didnt quite hit it, and he will see to it the next time. Guys dont run the world, they only direct its rotation tracks. Girls run it! We are comrades!

hahahahaha, This neophyte is trying to masturbate in the corridors of grammatical incomprehensibility. Rush off, cower and hide under your mama's delirious loins, for out of that dungeon of your mama's birth canal were you unleashed into this serene world. Should youR sub-microscopic microcosm of a brain be unable to fathom my aforementioned submission, i'd simplify...YOU ARE A FACTORY ERROR!

Funkeshuga:
sir, the report of the brain hypothesis we did in the lab shows you have a decayed nervous system


so I urge u to come on Thursday for total brain flushing so that you can talk like a normal human being with brain in public

Yepaaa Eyin Brainy gahnnn!!!!

braining01:
SOKA is a place where bodies are mutilated for rituals.Therefore, a dead body cud b rescued for a proper burial.

And who left the main story to start attacking an attacker? You. Wehdone John Utaka the Attacker. Shanghai Shenhua is calling you!

wadetaw202:
Only a cursed idiot will leave the main story and start attacking grammar.

Yeah...Amen. Pray you do not even come to this life at all!

Goridoe:
JUST PRAY YOU DONT COME TO THIS LIFE AGAIN AS A SENSELESS FOOL

Jumping out in defense of the defenseless! Come and beat me in my house!

maj007:
And look at you.....

English expert with Msc in 'PUNCTUATION SKILL'.

Review you post and grade your punctuation......

So as much as I have tried to break it down, you still found it hard to comprehend? Simply put, her saying she should be taken to where she can be rescued after she has been killed is daft english...no one can rescue you when you are dead...only the angels. and you not being able to decipher this basic english anomaly means you have unscented potato mash forming the major part of your cerebrum. Ijiot!

eposho:
You are daft from yute. Ipob fraud.
What exactly is your fu4h problem bro.??

Whistling!

my thought was it better they kill me where people can rescue my life to the hospital while we get to where people are. This is exactly how the HAFONJAS spake 'Hinglish' in real life after they kill you, people will still rescue your life!. with the make up plastered face one would think she is a mirror, her real face dey like okra grater!

if he was this desperate to take the exams, he wouldnt want a retake...he would have donit the first time! flatinhooo

My lover and I at Dawn

Adieu yesterdays,
The days when night was puzzle.
We walk, we run from single days,
Adieu meditations on birds and chirpings.
When clocks call to hunters
Whose calls dawn forth.

Adieu the days only my hands wove my rafts,
A man will love to cleave.
My lover calls, my lover comes.
Adieu meditations on thunder and storm.
When clocks call to hunters
Who says dawn is dawn.

Adieu my lover’s absence
Her face lit all the distance,
One morning love was kindled,
She walked right through my dreams
When clocks call to hunters
Who pays the price for dawn?

Adieu to small nests for winter
My lover bids to me
We’ll drum our love, our hearts will mingle
Adieu to little dreams,
When clocks call to hunters
My lover and I at dawn

The last I checked, power banks come with short cords. Your problem is with the phone off, my solution is apt for it. Should you have any other concerns, say and lets see who else gives a fcukk.

jidxin:
most time on a date . willu start looking for sockets to plug it im ?? kiddo

Phewwww...Such that Satan the Devil seems an angel where some humans are. A child barely at puberty has aborted four times!!! What callous world we live in. Anti Rape Laws are not nearly stringent. They should include Arson in hot oil, till the criminal dies.

Tony Tetuilla Reborn

Another kiddo in the building. Grow up, buy a powerbank and the appropriate charger. Charge her phone while she is with you and spare oga Seun some data.

Sometimes, just cos we have internet connection to read such stories, we are cut off from the stark realities that many Nigerians are faced with. For this girl, she is just existing as a scar on our national conscience and so are many others her age.

For the youths today, your responsibility is not limited to what you make of your today. You have a responsibility for the children you may bring into this world, a responsibility to society and to God. Her entire story may be touching, but the most glaring part for me is the line referring to her father as being dead to her. He has failed his loins and mankind and this (and others like her) will now suffer for his misplaced eroticism.

May she find respite. And may we break this chain through our actions. Amen.

The age of IT has made things easier and more accessible. We all have google as our defacto teacher and it makes a whole lot of difference!

See the expectations of the Vaselin crew members when they entered this trend ehnnn...they said melons and showed lime!

I have never favored individual accolades in a team sport. But because these sort of awards reward standout performers of players even in a flawed team's season, I beg to disagree. De Gea could not have outperformed Hugo Loris or Tom Heaton this season. Cahill is not match of Virgil Van Dyk of Southampton (prolly because the team has been off form recently, the fine dutch man has been overlooked). Where is Crhistian Erikson? For me, his over all influence in a game is better than Alli's. Ibrahimovic has had a better season all round instead of Lukaku especially when you consider this as his first season in English Top Flight. Arsenal may have been shyty, but Sanchez has had a productive season better than Mane's. Finally, why now? 8 matches at least left to play and that's a whopping 24 points, some of the players mentioned can still become heroic for their clubs!

Matched the looks but exact opposite of our Lord and Saviour. For wailers, remember, he denied his wife and kids multiple times. OP change the topic to TTT dressed like Simon Peter.

CHEIIIII! This is tragic. May they rest in peace, they paid the ultimate price for their beloved football club.

Weirdo...zero erections man!

Destined2win:

You noticed it too. He's using that hand to cover his erectus.