Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,005 members, 7,849,063 topics. Date: Monday, 03 June 2024 at 02:06 PM

Elsmufy's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Elsmufy's Profile / Elsmufy's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Politics / Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023: Result Updates from INEC portal & Collation by Elsmufy: 4:02pm On Feb 28, 2023
elimsun:
To be sincere, I'm a die hard fan of PO but with recent happenings in Lagos, I cannot but pray he still gets a shot at it.
Boy Don't be silly
Politics / Re: Violence Erupts Outside Oba Elegushi Palace, Ballot Boxes Snatched by Elsmufy: 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2023
Politics / Re: Things You Need On Election Day by Elsmufy: 7:04am On Feb 25, 2023
Wainey:
it's not a war, we just going to cast our vote
I did not say fighting weapons
I said ppe for self defense
It's not a war yet people were attacked on campaign ground tcheeew
Politics / Re: Tinubu 2023: This Is What Is Called "Street Credibility" (photos) by Elsmufy: 11:35pm On Feb 24, 2023
Kingzeez10:

Ori e buru
You can't drag me to your sty you would definitely win I can't degenerate to exchanging words with you enjoy now and cry tomorrow
Politics / Re: Tinubu 2023: This Is What Is Called "Street Credibility" (photos) by Elsmufy: 9:08pm On Feb 24, 2023
Kingzeez10:

You must be stup:d
No Azeez I must not be stupid it's not by force you made your choice to be stupid you won't force me to be too
Crime / Re: FBI Exposes Fake Nursing Degree Scheme Run By Nigerians In US by Elsmufy: 1:26pm On Feb 24, 2023
GeneralPula:
I knew it..

Ojukwu descendants are well representing here..

This is one of the reasons why USA had made her visa hard for Nigeria. Imagine running a fake school for fake certificate..

Their fake virgin is here below:
Don't wail today wail tomorrow bro
Politics / Re: Tinubu 2023: This Is What Is Called "Street Credibility" (photos) by Elsmufy: 11:10am On Feb 24, 2023
Kingzeez10:

Which side for mainland? Talk and stop blabbing omo Igbo
Azeez calm down your mom still needs you be useful to her and be OBIDIENT to your family
Politics / Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Of Remnant Christian Network, Makurdi Endorses Peter Obi by Elsmufy: 10:37pm On Feb 23, 2023
blackfish:
For those that will say it is a fake account, it isn't because one of the names on the account's friend list is Prophet Joel Ogebe.

Prophet Joel Ogebe is a mentee and spiritual son of Apostle Arome Osayi.


https://www.facebook.com/100002424631329/posts/pfbid0KTN9WRQxQGbpbXg5PQhhysSDUaEVYCt5xRAwsC4Gpbayi4848EzukmtA1eoVXSf6l/?app=fbl
That's not apostle arome osayis page beware
Politics / Re: How Can Three Divided Muslims Defeat One Christian Candidate? by Elsmufy: 10:17pm On Feb 23, 2023
kaylardz:
Peter OBI will become irrelevant from Saturday evening. He will understand the meaning of political structure. Social media noise and bully will cease. Another round of wailing will commence till 2027.

He who sits in heaven laughs
You would come to learn that structure in politics is not what you think it is
Get a pen and a paper you are about to be schooled pol111
Politics / Re: Things You Need On Election Day by Elsmufy: 10:14pm On Feb 23, 2023
Wainey:
As every democratic country does. Nigerians will be going to the poll to vote their next President, it's a tradition we always observe and are looking forward to it, some of you could be coming from far away while some are voting for the first time.

So here are the things needed.

1. Toll free number 622 This is the hotline to call if you wish to report any thing during the election day, I hope the number will be available and not some grammar like [i]"dear customer, the number you dialled is switched off". [i/] . I know what I am saying cos this is Nigeria.

2. PVC Make sure you carry it, don't get to polling unit and find out it's ATM card you took.

3. Water bottle You may get thirsty.

4 cash at hand it's not easy but try and get cash even if it's N200, grin grin grin

5 Snack So you could nibble on for Energy, make somebody no use food buy your birth right like Esau

6 umbrella or facecap or both Just to avoid the sun from heating up your brain and making you vote the wrong candidate

7 Your conscience whatever you do, know that the next 4 years of this nation depends on that decision you took as a patriot.

8 Sunglasses You'd look badass and mysterious, also thugs will think twice before approaching you.

9 comfortable clothing it's not a fashion parade and their is no award for the best Aso-ebi, I will advice you to wear a beach outfit with a a dose of war attitude especially if you are in Rivers State like me and you support Atiku.
Don't also go with expensive jewelries.

10 Power bank That's the only Bank working in Nigeria right now.

ADD YOURS
I don't see any personal protective equipment there like a Glock or a ballistic knife just for self defense nothing much
Politics / Re: Tinubu 2023: This Is What Is Called "Street Credibility" (photos) by Elsmufy: 10:11pm On Feb 23, 2023
Kingzeez10:

Which side for Mainland abeg? My team will be there and make sure you show face
Kai you get team self wow
But I ashua you (in buharis voice) you and your team will roast o
Crime / Re: Where Can I Buy A Gun To Fight Back? by Elsmufy: 1:32pm On Feb 22, 2023
Franzinni:
Download it from Google ... Nah now unah eyes clear?

You have better chances using stone... Becasue if you are caught with a gun, they way they will treat a Fulani with Gun is now how they will treat you ooo as a second class citizen in this buhari led APC infested government.


Just pipe low till they carry thier madness and leave... Nigeria is not worth it for now, maybe the next president will have something tangible to offer.
GOOGLE PLAY STORE
Politics / Re: 2023: The Promises Of The Four Leading Presidential Candidates by Elsmufy: 8:22am On Feb 18, 2023
jumper524:
If I call this a biased report people would say I'm lying.
OK let's be honest, making promises ain't difficult but executing it is the main challenges.
How many of the presidential aspirants is idealogicall wired enough to generate more revenue to execute this promises they are making?
When you watch Asiwaju campaign or interview, you'll understand he so much talks on how to generate revenue.
He was in kogi state and he talked about the Ajao kuta steel the untapped potential. The lake had potential and the continuation of oil exploration in the north.
Read the promises, you'll understand that PDP has the longest promise while obi promises is the carbon copy of Nigeria old politics.
But Asiwaju promises are very less.
He knows the value of making promises and keeping to it. That's why he's more focused on the tools necessary for executing those promises.
The difference Is clear.
While other aspirants are busy promising what they didn't achieve in the past, Asiwaju is presenting to you opportunities that shouldn't be ignored again.
If your a Nigeria think again.
You and the tinibu of a person una get the same brain
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Elsmufy: 2:59am On Feb 18, 2023
6ft by 6ft fairly used orthopedic bed for sale 250,000
Price Slightly negotiable
Foreign Affairs / Putin 1- 0 Biden by Elsmufy: 10:43am On Apr 02, 2022
[color=#000099][/color]
EU SHIFT GROUNDS AT LAST

Kalu Aja wrote;

"EU blinks....

"The EU will pay in euros and via a separate account at Gasprom, the euros are immediately converted to rubles"

Keep in mind, Russia assets were frozen, no payments or terms with the Russian Central Bank with this "compromise" Russia get paid.

So sanctions broken by the EU

Putin 1 : 0 Biden

Europe pays in Euros

Why did EU blink? Because of warnings like this

"To put it bluntly: This could bring the German economy into its worst crisis since the end of the Second World War and destroy our prosperity. For many small and medium-sized companies in particular, it could mean the end. We can't risk that!"

CEO of Germany Multinational BASF

In the end, Putin is not winning, Economics is winning"
Politics / Re: 2023: Don’t Vote For Party Again, Vote People With Vision – Ibiyeomie by Elsmufy: 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2022
You get the point now ?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Can Be Achieved Without Firing A Bullet - Igboho by Elsmufy: 5:17pm On Mar 11, 2022
GreatAxeMan:


https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/10/yoruba-nation-ambition-can-be-achieved-without-firing-a-bullet-says-igboho/
I told you that his agitation has ended injection and financial incentives no be your mate
Politics / Re: Racist Polish Border Guards Say No To 'Indians, Africans And Middle Easterners' by Elsmufy: 1:43pm On Mar 09, 2022
Mooh247:


I think it's about self esteem..

Indians sell themselves so cheaply unlike Chinese

Accross Middle east especially Rich Gulf countries.. very demeaning ridiculous jobs that a true Nigerian would never take, you'll see Indians, Pakistani, Bangladesh taking it... I mean very low jobs with labour camp that looks like prison

Nigeria still has little tiny pride.. Indians are worse


.
YOU are very correct there is this job site where I go to look for jobs if you bid a job for 10,000 they will bid the same job for 1000
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Released From Benin Prison by Elsmufy: 9:08pm On Mar 07, 2022
kirajustice:



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-sunday-igboho-released-from-benin-prison/
I tell you he has been tamed fully the same man that went in there is not the same that came out he is now a puppet forgot the the ideology he was pursuing it has been corrupted say I told you so
Religion / Re: Church Youths And Premarital Sex. by Elsmufy: 11:33am On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Do not shortchange yourself with this premarital sex nonsense.

Conji kills.
Have sex responsibly or just masturbate.

Excessive semen retention can make yourscrotal sac so heavy and once the spring suspending the sac snaps because it's hydraulic release has not been serviced by frequent ejaculation....all hell will be let loose, sperm will flow into your artery and mix with oxygenated blood and get circulated round your body.

Sometimes the sperm gets to your lungs and even your ears, nostrils, your brain or it becomes the pus in the acne, boils and pimples on your skin.

Well, this is what my mom told me, that's why till this day, I always lick my catarrh just to taste it and be sure that it is not sperm coming out of my nostrils.
If any one lacks wisdom let him ask of the lord who gives freely without fee

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Isreal DMW Lies On The Ground For Davido In London by Elsmufy: 11:03am On Mar 06, 2022
enebelid9:
Davido makes crew member "Isreal dmw" lays on ground in the street of London to great him� Sparks reaction online

Watch� video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcIVTyydSTg

Is this isreal an abobaku?
Politics / Re: This Is Awka ICC, In Anambra Not 02 Arena (Pictures) by Elsmufy: 10:28am On Mar 06, 2022
ANSMEDIA:
Anambra International Convention Center, Awka to Be Commissioned 9th March, 2022

By Ejike Abana (ABS Government House Correspondent)

Ahead of the inauguration of the Anambra International Convention Center, Awka on Wednesday, 9th March, 2022, Governor Willie Obiano today, 5th March, 2022 inspected the project for on the spot assessment.

The Governor was accompanied by the old boys association of Christ The King College- CKC, Onitsha.

Pictures portray finishing touches being made ahead of the commissioning ceremony which will feature awards presentations among other side attractions.

The Commissioner for Housing, Architect Michael Okonkwo was on ground to conduct the Governor and guests round the facility.
Everything was going on well till you mentioned O2 arena
Politics / Re: 10 Things To Know About The New Electoral Act by Elsmufy: 9:33pm On Feb 25, 2022
Mooh247:
grin



This is my favourite clause;

10. Clause 84 stipulates that anyone holding a political office – ministers, commissioners, special advisers, and others – must relinquish the position before they can be eligible to participate in the electoral process either as a candidate or as a delegate.


Will Prof Osinbajo, Ameachi, Dave Umahi, Orji Uzor Kalu and Rochas Okorocha resign by June 2022 so as to participate in the 2023 Election


.
Osibanjo and amechi have Notting to lose they will be out of office next year so resigning now is Notting to them

5 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: Jean-Yves Le Drian: Putin Needs To Understand NATO Has Nuclear Weapons by Elsmufy: 10:16am On Feb 25, 2022
Ukraine is not a NATO ally, and the alliance is not treaty-bound to protect it. read more

Asked why NATO member states -- which in past decades have intervened militarily in non-NATO countries such as Afghanistan, Libya and former Yugoslavia -- are refusing to put soldiers on the ground in Ukraine, Le Drian said: "That is not what the Ukrainians are asking us".

This NATO is shady and is not yet clear what their interest is in this war we keep watching
Crime / Re: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by Elsmufy: 11:44am On Feb 15, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting
I need to see bro
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Elsmufy: 2:15am On Feb 10, 2022
Already, and truly all is ready for the inadequacy of certain love hawkers who tend to forget that love is pristine
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce, Rihanna And Nicki Minaj Baby Bumps (Pictures) by Elsmufy: 7:49pm On Feb 05, 2022
Crowwejihadist:
Can't you see how riri's own is modest, truly she will be grate mother.
.
Grate ko grater ni

2 Likes

Crime / Re: Oyelowo Fawas: “American Prostitute” Bags 12 months Imprisonment In Ilorin by Elsmufy: 2:16am On Feb 05, 2022
etokhana:
“American Prostitute” Bags 12months Imprisonment over N57.8m Fraud in Ilorin



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=307044041458806&id=100064596373289

EFCC IT IS NOT CHEATING BY PERSONATION NA IMPERSONATION
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Oby Ezekwesili Does Not Have A Beautiful Face. by Elsmufy: 2:12am On Feb 05, 2022
This one don start again grin[color=#006600][/color]

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 44
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.