Romance › Re: Nigerians On Fuel Queue Saved A Woman Who Went Into Labour At Bus Stop by elvision1(m): 1:07pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
in here the benevolent spirit never dies! |
Romance › Re: Tiny Dick Vs Moderate Dick Vs Big Dick Vs Large Dick Vs Extra Large Dick by elvision1(m): 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
[right][/right] bustyhelen: why are guys shying away from this topic?
if it's a female bashing thread, u will see them in full force with their tiny diks this is why . . . . .|| °•° bustyhelen: I saw a thread in romance section about wide vs tight vaginas.
Anyway, why is that many guys have small dicks, or at most moderate or big?
You hardly see guys with huge or large or extra large dicks..
I have only had something to do with 4 guys, out of them, 2 had tiny, 1 moderate and the other extra large. I only like moderate any way bcs I'm too tight.
But many of my friends have not come across extra large Dicks, only tiny and small or average ones.
r*Babes* , share ur experiences..r
Nairalanders with small or tiny dicks will b making mouth. just like one 9ja man wey de claim fine boy. I heard his weewee thing is tiny. if you don't still know why then you're suffering from deekstipation |
Romance › Re: If U Got A Dick Bigger Than Mine, Challenge Me! (pics Included) by elvision1(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
o boy!, 1448views! sex, truly sells! |
Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by elvision1(m): 4:36pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
how do I get to the message center number. have looked everywhere for it but can't find it am unable to send messages someone help out
p.s
someone had asked this same question on page 86 but it wasn't answered |
Education › Re: University Lecturer Caught Having S3X With Year One Student On Camera! by elvision1(m): 3:56pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
hope say the girl no break neck |
Health › Re: Is This The End Of Sex As We Know It? by elvision1(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
marshalcarter: Lwkmd
Which university dah nigga attend  make two of una get sense and read the title of the post again. could have been "reproductive sex" for all its worth |
Romance › Re: See What Sex Starvation Did To This Lady... by elvision1(m): 11:16am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Laveda: It's nothing 
Chat btw two girls, how it got here is what I do not know  that's cus its fake and staged |
Nairaland General › Re: The Theorem Of Musical Hits By Kennedy Tareotu. by elvision1(m): 10:41pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I see you. I done read the beginning part. |
Culture › Re: What A Blaine Harden Wrote About Yoruba People by elvision1(m): 11:55pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
BobUg28: Hi sir, good day. Been waiting fervently to see your recent comments so as to crave for your indulgence to join our group ;THE READERS CLUB on whatsapp.
We started this from literature section. And we have been sourcing for people of your kind all through the week.
Right now, we have successfully garnered like 20 members or there about from different African countries( though mostly from Nigeria)
I met you because I know how influential you are on Nairaland and I have been your follower for eons. Please do extend your hands of generosity to that end and help teach and train upcoming writers.
We can help subscribe your phone if you actually care for that but the point is that we truly need your presence sir.
Thanks. all this for him?? Chisos! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Adopts Chinese Yuan As Official Legal Tender In Exchange For $40m Debt by elvision1(m): 9:43am On Dec 23, 2015 |
ChinonsoDike2: Why are you A*holes always so pissed at the USA?! Did we deny you visa?!  Always plotting the downfall of a country a million times better than your sub-Saharan craphole. Concentrate on your country, you low IQ sub-human. 'Merica! you must be a troll or a human joke. Really. You achieved a clown feat. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Adopts Chinese Yuan As Official Legal Tender In Exchange For $40m Debt by elvision1(m): 9:41am On Dec 23, 2015 |
The battle for africa has begun. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Misinterpretation Of Matthew 11:12 In The Bible (Violent Prayers) by elvision1(m): 10:41pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
BustScam: Don't mind those over zealous preachers who are led by entertaining the church...
Concerning the Tithe tingy, lemme say it well!
Who are those who should receive tithes? Levites right? Who are the Levite's? A Tribe in Israel that God didn't give any land sharing right? Is there any Levite today? How come the only place the reference is Malachi 3:10 and it specifically referring to these category he didn't give a land portion to? Also, how come them Paul, Jesus, Peter and all didn't even mention paying tithes or something?
I don't say we shouldn't give o! All I know from the scriptures is giving to thee poor and needy and not some fat bank account men who don't need our money so wait oh! That poor woman that gave a coin whom jesus said she gave the most, who was she giving to? And don't forget the woman that wanted to eat her last meal with her son and die but instead gave it to the prophet then it got multiplied. What do you say? See there is a difference between reading the scriptures and understanding the mystery behind it. The word communion was only done in one place in the bible and only to jesus desciples. So why are u still enganging it till now? (or you don't believe in that too?) see the price u pay is from the heart not from your hand. Even if your pastor is a theif God sees your heart as long as you give according to his word. |
Education › Re: Ekayoma Rukevwe Emerges Best Graduating Student From US College (Photos) by elvision1(m): 12:56am On Dec 20, 2015 |
pretydiva: Girls r more brilliant than guys ..click like if u agree if i slap u ehn! E go turn auto sexchange tinz |
Literature › Re: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by elvision1(m): 1:54am On Dec 02, 2015 |
mizquote: if the readership is low.
I might be forced to stop updating. stop na.. story was fluid anyway, smooth read all tru |
Family › Re: My Niece's Strange Writting. Is She A Cultist? by elvision1(m): 1:05am On Dec 02, 2015 |
this is an ancient writing language . Greek I think. CU's I recognize some of the symbols especially the "teeta" ; circle with a slash |
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by elvision1(m): 4:05pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
I thought I was the only one that remembered her saying she can never date/marry anybody in the entertainment industry. Girl wey I dey trip for.keep my virginity for her..she just dey fu ck up! |
Romance › Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by elvision1(m): 7:43am On Oct 15, 2015 |
refreshrate: I tire o na fine boy I go use pay for orijin for bar after work today, or when u reach fuel station I go show dem your fine face...landlord come, see oga this guy get fine face so we can stay for free. Nepa climb pole, oga you no see say this guy get fine face? The nepa man go come down. or alarm begin tear belle we enter joint choose poundo with shaki, ponmo, Cowleg round about total 2,500, madam see fine face...that guy is still not ready for this millennium meanwhile dem Don begin do Christmas advert for NTA, oniranu. lmfao! |
Romance › Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by elvision1(m): 1:08pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
refreshrate: Nonsense post Seen OP from his profile nothing fantastic
OP please ehn go and read your books or work harder at becoming successful in life. Remi Adetiba is running model shoots open house. if you're as good as you think you are then sign up and stop whinning here Biko.
I'm waiting to see Senate fvck amaechi up this your story na distraction i swear! The guys just distract me from watching the screening! Them i'm like "anambrarians must be ugly as fu ck if you are their channing tantum!!!" FOH!! U never reach Lagos u dey claim fine boy. Lemme tell u something. Guys love to hang out with handsome dudes it comes with the "chicks benefits" we ain't like gals we don't beef for looks. Again FOH! |
Romance › Re: OMG, The Very BIG Ass That Got People Talking In A Bank in Abuja TODAY! by elvision1(m): 2:58am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Most of yall here actually don't know the rule of design, the stripe dress is playing tricks on your vision. Go figure! |
Phones › Re: HOT!!! How To Get Unlimited Free Credit To Make Mtn To Mtn Calls Easily by elvision1(m): 2:45am On Oct 09, 2015 |
This thing no be all sims oh! Some dey ineligible especially people for Betatalk like me. |
Education › Re: Many UNILAG Students On Field Trip From Ilaro Currently Trapped In Sango As by elvision1(m): 2:17am On Oct 09, 2015 |
Why she dey fear? Nothing dey iyana-ipaja nah! As long as una driver don pay afternoon money,lol. Make dem come down enter motor to yaba for under bridge there. |
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Fashion › Re: Spot Remover That Works by elvision1(m): 6:55pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
So did the CLIN CAP work for you guys |
Politics › Re: Osun Public Servants, Retirees At Winners Chapel For Food Today (pics) by elvision1(m): 8:51am On Jul 20, 2015 |
huptin: If this people are really Osun workers 1. How did they get transport fare from Osun to Ota 2. Wouldn't that transport fare be enough to feed for at least a week? 3. If they are so poor, how come they all look so well dressed and well fed?
This is pure propaganda, i am not in support of Aregbesola,but if a man of God must help Osun workers, let him help the real workers and not this unneccessary pubicity stunt. i just quoted you to say you've gotten enuff quotes already that exposes your narrow mindedness. |
Politics › Re: Osun Public Servants, Retirees At Winners Chapel For Food Today (pics) by elvision1(m): 8:48am On Jul 20, 2015 |
nwakaibeya1: hypocrisy of the highest order?this food would have been delivered to their homes useing their addresses without show this is also adding to their suffering by lining them up for hours to collect minor food? you brother, need to be slammed on the head three times with a thinking cap. The way the yoruba chiefs do it on adamant younger ones in their movies. |
Travel › Re: 10 Things I Realized While Traveling Around Delta State by elvision1(m): 8:30pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
molydonhenry: I c it pained u to ur marrow. Dat ur family has beauties doesn't make d entire urhobo beautiful. U ve a poor comprehension memory... I said u can find 1 pretty girl out of 10 lol, what can i say? I overreacted i never insult,never really pained me. And its funny cus i didn't even mean it and just said that just for the feel. But saying 90% of them are ugly like you did statitics is preposterous! U didn't even go past warri. Just one geographical zone! Come on! Its doesn't count. |
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Travel › Re: 10 Things I Realized While Traveling Around Delta State by elvision1(m): 11:07pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
scofieldsimba: Shout out to ma people. Area f representing @op,why u no enter pele na? he near saffi? Im money no kari am reach nah. Until he reach sapele he never tour yet. |
Travel › Re: 10 Things I Realized While Traveling Around Delta State by elvision1(m): 11:05pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
molydonhenry: Op most of ur points are correct.
1. I'm a Delta, Warri (Urhobo) girls are d ugliest in d whole Africa. 9/10 r perpetually ugly, though dey got morals n r smart.
2. Delta (kwale) has d purest n strongest weed in naija
3. No timidity even in d remote villages i be urhobo and ur full family no fine reach us. #js. Hw many urhobo u don jam? Idiat Generalizing from an edge |
Culture › Re: Growing Up Abroad: by elvision1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
mutter: It is terrible what children have to go through just for being different. Linda I think what made it so bad for you was that your parent`s couldnt stand up for you. I had a real hard time growing up in Nigeria because I looked different. all the kids had short halr then and I had this long tail of curly hair. The kids pulled my hair from the back and when I fell down they all started laughing. This used to hurt me real bad. One day the teacher called me a bat, said I didn`t belong anywhere, was neither black nor white. At school the kids beat me up to give them the things my mum bought for me. I feel my parents did not handle the situation well. I recall one Christmas, we all went to the club and you had to pay some money to see father Christmas. All the girls got this doll that had no hair and a very cheap dress, no shoes. When I was called up I got this lovely doll. My mum had given it to the father Christmas to give to me. I wanted to have a doll like all the other kids and no one wanted to play with me again. They abused me and hit me. It hurt so bad. Even more painful for me is dealing with this problem with my kids who are growing up in Germany. I have had endless battles at school etc. But I never give up. I am ready to go to the limit. My son faced a lot of racial discrimination at his new school when he was about 12. They beat him often and called him nigger. It was so bad, the teachers pretended not to know about it and always tried to turn it round on my kid. Once the school said my soon had ejaculated on a pillow, when they went on a trip and expelled him from school. The children made up the story, they admitted it but the school suspended him. They said he had an abnormal high sexual drive The day he went back to school I dressed him in rags, tore the cloths and shoes and wrote the word nigger big on his T-shirt. When his classmates and teacher saw it, many of them burst into tears they felt I was so mean. They called the welfare on me but I explained to them that I would send my son to school like that everyday. I only wanted him to learn how to be a nigger so that he could cope with them. They had to really bed me not to do that, because they agreed that I had a case. Anyway my son came home and told me all the kids were so nice to him, like they had never been. Some of them went home crying to their parents. After that day everything changed for the better. It was a desperate move on my part but desperate situations need desperate solutions. I forgot to mention, those kids threw my son on the floor and kicked him and put the pictures in the internet. The principal wanted the matter settled in the school but I still went on to inform the police. The father of the kid that put the pictures in actually wrote me through his lawyers to withdraw the case or he would sue me I did`nt even bother answering. When another son got into the school last year he came back crying too. The school is a good school so hardly any blacks. This tie I stopped it at once. He was so scared to mention names but I got it out of him and I called the parents. One of those bitches actually had the nerves to tell me her son had been beaten by immigrants in his old school. So she felt it was payback time. I warned them, in no unclear words. I even told them I was ready to die for my kids and I would leave no stone untouched. SO they better call their kids off my son because I could not guarantee their safety. that really scared them. Sometimes it is so funny, when I see how scared they are of me, the parents. I can`t count how many times I have threatened to beat them up and throw sand in their mouth . You just need to behave like a jungle cat and you have them running- cowards Well just as well. it makes things easier. the strenght is strong in you. Plus u fascinating. The things u ladies had to go tru though. Especially linda. A white couterpart would ve end it all with suicide. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boko Haram Does Not Exist!!!! by elvision1(m): 11:37pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
The problem with you self proclaimed intellectuals sha. #sighs
this isn't just crazy talk,you are definitely crazy. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boko Haram Does Not Exist!!!! by elvision1(m): 11:36pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
The problem with you self proclaimed intellectuals sha. #sighs
this isn't just crazy talk,you are definitely crazy. |