₦airaland Forum

Girls be running 4rm science since BC. probably the will come around when medicine is introduced.

hazyfm:
JEEEZZZZ U are such a wicked fellow!! What!! If ds yabbings was aimed at me, I will sign out of Nairaland for life

lol. Baba,e no heavy nah.

For lack of someone to quote among U all in favour of gizzuzz are just being onesided. Hoodboy just stated what he went through and i can bet most of you would do worse if treated thesame way. Its shit actually coming that distance and being ignored. I go swear for the person!. So becus u ve all patronized gazzuzz hes now of no blemish abi? Speak for yourselves lest u sound foolish when d truth is out. Btw dat girl dat said hes d best in lagos. Haba! Lyk some1 pointed out dat shud b an hyperbole. Na lagos we dey nah! I even knw of a mechanic in my vicinity here that is so good hes getting a foreign contract for repairs and production. Everybody na master for im lane.

bolajioginni:
Stumble on this photo on facebook last night,
have been asking what this small girls are
turning social media into.

am sure you saw just only this picture and decided to just rush down here to create a thread. You didn't even bother to check if this picture corresponded facially with others on the so called "profile"


and besides the pic. Aint deltan,saw it last year on 2go as the dp of a wannabe naughty ghanian girl. Not like i believe its hers anyway.

*in chris brezzy's voice*
Thats your business.

Na so una dey kari register for any app wey just surface 4 market. Gluttons. Btw why u no post full story kon dey lead us to your half ass dyslexic site? Tsk!

I know the guy he isn't a conductor,he's just one of those guys that calls passengers for solitary drivers. They get paid for it. They also do other bus runs

KWASU has a faster calender than unilorin

Kinkale:
Nigerian parents disgust me!! Chai.. In my opinion the mother killed her daughter not the rapist...


Rip

they don't know! The girl was traumatized and her mum made tinz worst by making it seem like its her fault. Giving her things to worry about,adding more burden to the one she was already carrying. Smh. She must have felt so depressed and saw that she couldn't take what was to come so decided to end it all. The family must have been nonchalant to her pains and agonies. Shes just 15 For christ sake! In a modernized society the most paramount thing to do is to take her to a psychologist for mental embalment. I rest my case for nigeria.

3kay945:

The dude must be regretting after seeing your post.

lol,if u c am,tell am kpele

bonerVee:
The basis of my choice of FUTO in 2006 and again in 2007, was different from d common choice of 'Where do i get more population of my opposite sex'. Which is why Tech skuls now are havin increasing number of ladies (crowding in2 any soft course they could find derein) and my dudes are now squeezing in2 even nursing departments or colleges. FUTO owerri is now half guys, half ladies. Wooow! And IMSU is gradually lookin Gay! When i got in2 FUTO we could say its a Boys' High School, and so the relationship rules dt govern d outside (Mens') world, were all upturned, only a few could stand:
1. The good guys are boring and the bad guy is BAD!
2. Money speaketh, BooShits happen.
So i adapted 2 my life with girls in FUTO.
YEAR 1: lived in the Hostel (Hall B). Was funny at lecture Hall. But i lived in d skul Hostel so i only had d kinda gurls dt lovd a comedian, they wud prefer RAFFING to S..EX anytym. Stil hav some of em til nw(thier chats are filled wt upto 3gig of 'lols' and 'Lmaos'.
YEAR 2: tried 2 move offcampus chiefly cos of babes(sex) evn if na wt villagers. Unfortunately, my 1st year result came out and it destabilized me. Cudnt go Offkay. Lost half part of my humoros life. No babe again.
YEAR 3. Finally got offkay. But was surprised dt: 1st, Our gurls hav grown wiser. 2nd, its not easy gettin babes evn offcamp. Whole deal of tym and money is involved. During my fwend's SUG campaign period, i eventually landed one gurl dt tot 'dere's money in politics'.lol. Left her when i discovered she was a tomboy..Real one. I also discovered new 'Fishing ground', our neighbour skul, FEDPOLY NEKEDE. Had gurls dt lov 2 hand out wt a FUTO guy (winx). Plus indomie and egg.
FOURTH YEAR: half in skul, Half on IT. More lik 3rd year continued..
FIVE YEAR: big boys, year one gurls wanna hang wt d ANCESTORS. And ds tym, d gurls are alredy troopin in2 d boys skul, e gt enuf of d men.
LATER......

FUTA still looks like boys only boarding school.

wheesin:
just the way your brain responds to asking foolish questions..

tell me what's foolish about the question and i would tell you why your classmates never saw you as a threat.

MythAngel:
Really!! I can see you pained because you've lost the one seal that is irreversible ... Please let those that are undefiled bask in their dignity at least you were given yours but you were careless ... Surely Jesus' parable of the ten virgins is called to mind .... Leave the young boys and girls let them honor their future spouse with their virginity ...

Its better to be called young boys/girls and you intact. Than be a big girl and you not intact. Two things could only be deduced ... Prostitutes could claim the same page with you since you both not virgins but no where can the same be with virgins... ..

i just think you need a reply but am yet to figure out why

Mostwanted7:
Nigerians av a low IQ...the only tin i see in dis pic is an old woman who possibly is dealing with an eye defect which is common to women her age. ...whoever took dis pic is a FOOOOOOL!!!

bros abeg make hear word, which impairment? u dey form genius but you fail to have an overview over the scene. can,t you see there's another young lady beside her operating the machine? abi na both of dem get the impairment? plus what went wrong with the bright backlight of the ATM in a corner? abi dem don dey regulate ATM brighteness to save Battery?

Can you gimme the simple server configuration for the whatsapp own? Plus i can't access facebook with the free operamini just other sites.

Does this trick power other apps? And do i need to root my phone first?

Not available for "my plan". not working

josh4ever:
Bros did you bother to read at all? Does electricity come from the moon? It is generated by firing turbines and turbines can be fired by gas. if the gas is absent I'm sure by magic they can generate electricity.

And to think some of you claim to be educated...

#EducatedIlliterate

you claim to be educated but yet you don't know there are many other channels to generate electricity apart from gas.

P.S: stop trying to be the sun in a gloomy atmosphere

This guy posted a nice complex verse but u all are hating.
Ibime's puns overused excused is stupid. Sometimes ibime u jst don't act like a dude who deserves respect.
And d people that followed after him started criticizing the verse. This verse can stand up to the verses of some gud niggas ibime has battled. His multies was gud and flow too, little wonder no one complained bout his rhymes but went after overused puns.

Cooger d way u are hyping urself is stupid. U make it look like this is the best verse u have ever written and u spent eternity on it, Passing it down over some dope heads u respected for approval and they gave u props and now u're way in over ur head. Let others rate ur bars not ur bigheaded self. I have seen better verses than this on this site so stop ranting!
U actually hyped urself so much i was beginning to justify the hate.

Caracta: I remember "karishika karishika queen of egypt...cinema cinema king of lion". Abi how una dey sing am?
♥

LOL.. its "karashika! Karashika! Queen of darkness!!"

I remember

7DAYS AND 7NIGHTS,
AKI NA UKWA,
LAGOS NA WA,

ya "ISSAKABA!" that was a classic like "END OF THE ROAD"
una forget "DESPERADO!"

THE PROSTITUTE
BLACK ARROW
WOMEN ABOVE MEN

mehnnn too much!
Nice thread!

Unnecessary thread,. Its an official BB plan that works on all devices. just dial *440*18#. The rest na long process, Its even for 1day. Mtcheew!


Abegi. And pimuos shey u sabi hack ni?? Oya i dare u to hack ma FB acct. I give u a week sef.

from the pix am seeing sumtin lyke bomb factory

Lmao! Wack emcee on par0l.you l0cked behind barz.

Bleep w0rdplays.m0st 9ja artiste f0rce them.

airmark: ^^^Seems you dont kno much 'bout wordplay.I'm from da zone producin da dopest Mcs in dt country. Go figure, dude.

but you aint 1.

LWKMD! Dont even feel like battling you anymore.but go create a thread and spit ist.m0'f0.

I dont really doing this..but *Airmark* if u wanta a battle,go create a thread...me VS ur dimwitted self,and then u spit ist.ass-hole am d best! Imma give ur ass a clean wh00ping n0 vex.but u s0und like u jst started rapping,ur body dey scratch u to diss.............mehn,imo wage a demonic war at u worse dan d book of revelations...........!!!

Yo,u know.in diss line , not premature ejaculation,but i 'cum' first/dr0pping lynes,dat recaptures ur attention,while ripping cyhers and c0ntest//no one messes with ma gal and 'cums' out unscathed,weak dick/y not pick on some1 ur own size hunchback,am d man feel diss//

**SAFARI IGN0RE D MUTULA LIK SAY NA PASSERBY JARE**

Im too fly 4 diss thread,ma flow hyper/im sure to take u outta a distress 'n' make u land in a skypad//safari's luv in the air,lemme be the archer/the chick rap skills so rare'so amma batch her//


*if u aint gonna fight me,then i wud make u fall in luv with me, ojoawo,u got me to contend with;p*hehehe....

OPENER:mikkuz...(his' had harder punchlines and wordplay)


PUNCHLINES:tie...(you both came with good punchlines)


FLOW:tie...(you both had good flowat thesame )


RYHMES:prekky....(prekky had this cuz mikuz had his own out of place @ a time,)


WORDPLAY:mikuz....(he had this one obviously)



METAPH0R:prekky...(he had the metaphors)


MULTIES:prekky....(he had more multies)


CL0SER:prekky...(like a stud he came harder than mikuz)

so .`. According to the above calc.

MVGT:prekky!

I really enjoyed the read,anything criteria i missed??

Its true jawe! Mine started since on friday evening...i thought twas ma phone,bt ma other peeps said dsame tin too...mehn dz sa.tfu Airtel! *cries*

Aiite....ist try it again.lets c what happens.bt if d problem persists then check ur settings.dats ur airtel settings if its 'wap' or 'internet'.if it stil persists then check d browser u using.
Try using operamini or ucweb browser.

Try all these and c if it works.which am sure will,especially cuz of d browser.