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elampiro:
Di Maria can run fast but lacks the physical strength and balance to make his running count in the EPL. This was why the less skillful Ashley Young could bench him.

Again the coach has to know the peculiar attributes of his key players and adjust the team to suit his style. Di Maria was EPL best player when we used him on the left of diamond midfield. But after we suffered a loss to Leicester, Gaal decided to rearrange his team.

LVG is a big fool tho.

We bought him cos Ancelotti brought out the best in him playing in midfield, then you shift him out to the wings and start blaming him for not understanding your philosophy.

Genius.

elampiro:

One of the reasons we cannot hurt a fly is because our forward players haven't any long distance speed. Martial is only fast on a short distance.

I saw some occasions yesterday when we should be pacing forward, counter attacking situations, but the forwards didn't just have the pace, power and balance to orchestrate such attacking moves.

It's a lie. Lol.

Di Maria is one player in Europe who can possibly run from box to box, but at united wasn't he frustrating to watch?

Van Gaal's philosophy is the trouble here!

I even doubt top players will take us serious.
A team that couldn't sack,LVG after overstaying his welcome.

Pataki:
So Manure is now everyone's beesh in Europe?

It is moment like this, you will not find the likes of parrotibaba on this board.

Concentrate on your domestic league so you can at least play in Europa league next season. What a useless club.

Please Arsenal fans should respect themselves and stay out of Debates and arguments concerning European competitions.

What do you know about the UEFA competitions exactly?

Your Hero even had to go to Barca to lift the UCL.

Lest I forget, Arsenal is going to Nou camp.
You know whatzz next
smh.

gcode123:
Lol. Phantom story?

Good luck mahn.

You are ridiculous.

Has there ever been an uproar about poor scores like this?

Why do you Nigerians always act this way?
Testifying to situations you have no first hand knowledge about.

LazVegaz:
I swear! U must be an art student or u dont know wah u solved as a sci. Student to cross-check twice!


Meanwhile made use of 4 extra sheets for ma math and physics and suprisingly got the shock of ma life wen i gah the lowest in both subjects and physics happens to be ma aspiring course!


its disheartening!

Seriously, wtf were you solving with four extra sheets?
Abi you made your own textbooks inside the hall?

Hope you crossed 200 sha

petux:
jamb must remark o .....despite all night reading i was xpecting 280 upward to m amazement, i saw 220 am really depressed.

Were you not the same guy that said scoring 220 was a miracle as a result of the challenges you faced that day?

mrpackager:
Futa used 180 last year ...buh am ain't sure if the y will again.....


PS'. FUTA is dubious ......Elxan,dre Abi how??

I will advice you change to schools that normally use 180 as their cut off no matter how

AAUA
OOU

They will surely use 180.

But if you're competing for any quite competitive course, you better change your institution ASAP.

Cc. slimmybaarbie

PietroRico:
I wonder how bad it has to get before those bastards at the top show this old fool the door.

We've now failed to win in 19 of our last 29 matches.

Izzzs a lie

The painful thing is I used my money to go watch it outside because PHCN refused to bring the light.

I may have to stop watching United play till next season.
Never have I seen a more hopeless coach and an even more useless board that has refused to fire him because of their useless politics.

What has Herrera done to deserve this treatment?
The guy is obviously the most mobile senior midfielder we have, yet he's always on the bench at the slightest instance.
Carrick is ahead in the pecking order, but he can't even run a yard without dying of Asphyxia.
Felliani comes and gets an automatic spot too.

Herrera-Schneidelin-Mata

and we would have controlled this game easily.

What has Rashford done exactly too to deserve benching Lingard for him?
Okay why not even play Rashford as CF and bench Depay instead?

Thank God Di Maria saw the light and fled for his life, else he would prolly be playing LB by now.

Useless philosopher with dull English fans that can't protest and send this man back to Holland.

And no, Giggs must never get the job, because he obviously accepts the stupid line ups, else why hasn't he resigned?

Geofavor:
hi,

i've sent you a couple of messages on whatsapp. You haven't replied.
You upgrade scores, right?

Don't tell me you believe him?

emmyw:
Seriously, if your day is not good for you, just back off and don't pick on me.

Pick on you in what way exactly?

Daraph:
I can't do it,but God will do it.

Fine!
Na you get yourself.

emmyw:
There is hope if you believe, read hard and score above 70% in post UTME.

why you dey lie for the poor boy
last year aggregate cut off was around 75, which means he has to score 90+
Infact more people chose futa this year.

Daraph:
Please sir,I scored 209 in my JAMB and I want to study Microbiology at Federal University of Technology,Akure.

Please sir,what are my chances of getting admission,please I will be glad if you can reply me...

The aggregate cut off last year was 65 for catchment, so do the math.
You may need to score 80 upwards.

you fit do am

Thukzee01:
I got 207 in jamb what are my chances of studying elect/elect in FUTA

you must score 84 (last year the aggregate was 75, which means even 92 wouldn't have helped) upwards to have any real chance.
I just told you the harsh truth.

Both threads of yours I've read came off petty.

afrodoc2:
Rashford didn't start over Lingard, they were both in the starting line up. It was Memphis that lost out.

Oops, I meant Depay.

Oyindebrah:
Do I need pin and any SN to check?

http://Jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme
It's free.

I find it funny that some even blame Mata's red card for the defeat.

Replacing Herrera with Scheiderlin was a disastrous and silly decision that would have gotten any coach at any serious club fired at the final whistle.

Worse still, Carrick was still on the pitch delivering the most sluggish performance in a must win game.
Carrick should really retire, as he's very often a burden to the midfield.

I think it was ridiculous to have started Rashford over Lingard though.
Yes he has scored 4 goals, but he isn't a Messi.

I've concluded now that United is suffering from being over coached!
LVG is actually a good coach, but I don't know if old age is messing with his thinking. His bad decisions make you cry.

Ekpees:
Please help my Lumia 535 will be opening apps on its own,and the fount size will be bigger than normal.There was a time the phone was making calls on its own.I have updated the phone.I can restart the phone like about 4times a day because of this problem.please help thanks

Seems you have double tap to wake on.

Use a two fingers double click on the screen to zoom out next time you get the big fonts issue.

TeenaMay:
I don't know the problem with jamb this year.The scores allocated to some candidates were not correct.Scored 244 last year as a result of 2 wks of studying,I was not admitted.Wrote jamb again this year,I've been studying and following the syllabus since last year,left the hall with strong hope though the computer logged out at a point but I was able to continue.Received a msg of 178 as my so-called score.I was trying to check on jamb official website but the response I received was"invalid pin or serial number".Sorry for ranting but I just needed.Watching your dreams being washed down the drain is not humourous at all.hmmmmmmm(kind of feeling hopeless)

Check using your registration no..
Http://Jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme

Hawlahscho:
Doesn't wanna go to poly AGAIN.


What of part time programme

She can try NOUN.

martineinstein:
really touchy....
There is hope.......i got admission into uniben(in 2007/08) to study mechanical engr. With 203 as my jamb score.. The thing is, just prepare hard for post ume and get the highest score possible.


The most painful part of when u are very intelligent and Exam result doesn't how your level of intelligence

thanks bro.
Really unconcerned bout the score since UI doesn't use aggregates.

just sorry for others that chose other schools aspiring to study medicine, engineering
It's sucidal to choose futa for instance with 200, where aggregates can get as high as 75 for engineering.

Nognome:
I had 235. Praying to Gods for help in post ume. Nope.... Im a dude too..... NOGodNOME @ initials

Congrats!
You need to be really prepared with 235 if you're going for medicine.

The girl should not have cowered before them!

You let them know you aren't going to take it lightly and you know your right!
You bluff you will report them to EFCC, ICPC etc.
You threaten those Foolsss!

You don't go crying like a wussy.

I'm so annoyed right now!!!


She's young anyway so I understand.

Nognome:
I feel your pain@Exandre

God is the only Hope we have in writing any exam. Sometimes your scores are lowered sometimes they are added to... I wish you all the best dear. Happy life. Jamb is over for life..... You a dude?

I'm a dude o.

I'm nonplussed about this average score though since I'm not in an aggregate battle this year.

I'm guessing you're Onome going by your username.

DoctorStrange:
Lord, Why ? I Prayed . Jamb Still Tampered With My Score. They Gave Me 180. Imagine I Got 38 In English

Lwkm @ "Lord I prayed"

The Lord answered your prayer by ensuring you didn't score 179!

Guy get over it and go get COC fast.

SaintHephzibah:
just 231

Lol.. Just!
Please kindly donate the 31 to some guy that scored 169 since UI don't need it

SaintHephzibah:
you just clicked 200 on the dot. Thank God.
Initially when i saw my result, i was shocked. This is getting outta hands. But i couldnt do anything further than to lay all my anger and vengeance on the post utme exams

As in on the dot!

Lol..
What's your score?

vickvan:
Thank God oo.. So how was the maths and chemistry, any past questions on them? Please lay out some areas of concentration. Am writing tomorrow, God please see me through oo..

If you have the time, try browsing through 2010-15 in all subjects.
Don't cram the answers, learn them.

I still can't believe I was scored 38 in physics, 58 in chemistry, 50 in English, 54 in math.
Absolutely preposterous!

I actually believe someone now, who said you get scored lowest in the subject you did best.

The problem isn't even about the scores.

The big issue is how will people approach JAMB?
How do you approach an exam that doesn't justify nor redeem hard work?
How do you get motivated to achieve your goals, when the exam that ultimately decides your career almost never reflects your actual performance?

As if I had a premonition about JAMBs ridiculousness this year, I simply chose a non competitive course in a school that doesn't take JAMB scores into account.

My heart goes out to all folks that chose Engineering and Medical courses who have been left jaded by this parade of shame.


My advice for you is to do all you can (write any and every post utme you can lay your hands on) and not have to face this demoralizing exam body called JAMB ever again.

Nognome:
What happened to your 240 last year?

Dubious FUTA ate it!