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SaintHephzibah:
pls go and read back that guy's thread. How can he say he's a genius in english but yet he doesnt have a good command of english. Read his thread meticulously and you will realize it's a load of irony

He would have scored 360 had it been he's good in English.

mrpackager:
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and I keep quoting you ....don't you know me again?

This is your second quote na...ahahn

I was very busy when you mentioned me firstly, so I forgot to reply

How you dey bro?
FUTA again?

iameugene:
[b]Ok its high time i started talking, derris nothing called IRT software that reads mind and see if your guessing or not, i see no reason why y'all are falling for this rubbish its a scam only computer illiterate would buy that absurd story, even in high developed countries you can never see anything as such in their computers but only in Central intelligence agencies (CIA) before a computer could read your mind ts gonna be an highly classified computers such as hybrids or computers used in federal bureau of investigations (Fbi) no average computer can do dat not even any software it requires an hardware a good technology placed with the computer and im very sure even Nigeria cant afford that yet for their government talk less of jamb, the only thing they r doin is a trick which we can say is actually making ppl fail i.e picking questions fast beyond the normal rate like dos who reads so fast and very brilliant they know the answer or the oda one being stated of picking different options for the same answers... Nothing is reading ur mind its a fucking trick so do you thing like you do if u like fear nothing is reading your mind.

Its just like saying my iPhone can read your mind by just downloading an application hell no, before a phone could do that they will have to create another phone specifically for that reason before it could, anything that applies to a phone applies to a computer too

Plus im very very sure the scores sent to people isnt the normal score cause its gonna be edited moreover its still saying jamb 2015/2016 dont judge the text already judge when you check the internet when they ask us to
God bless[/b]

Simply google IRT exams method before sounding off ignorantly.
Everyone including me laughed it off when JAMB said it initially, but I got to know it's possible.
It's not reading your mind per se, just monitoring your answering habits.

http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/43810/jamb-reacts-to-complaints-by-candidates-over-wrong-questions-and-answers.html

What's this na
These people have gone mad o.

SaintHephzibah:
check on myschool.com and click on those who wrote today, their scores are so low. I also got to realize that a greater part of those who scored low keep on blaming jamb but fail to realize that the past questions and answers on which they rely on are also full of grievious errors. Instead of studying via syllabus and text books, they cram on past questions and answers. That contributes a lot to the failure recorded in jamb.
As far as we have read our topics in paralled with the syllabus, we have a great certainty of attaining not less than 250.
I'm dead serious. I have just been rejuvinated

This is a load of bullocks!
And you know it.

Why weren't results like this last year?
Do you honestly think the past questions are so erroneous that it's unusable?

Mannn....

Melancholy:
Lolz... On white soutana? What a cool way u know if u ask me.

The guy de para. Lol

GeneralKorex, were you allowed to use the computer's calculator? Cos someone said guys filled malpractice form for using the computer's calculator.

Is there any good Samaritan here wey fit send me screenshot of 2015 past que
Abeg na..

edygistvilla:
Bro, that was a fascinating read...
This is not just scoring of grade...This is test of abilities!
The more difficult questions you answer correctly...the better your chances of getting having great scores...

Item response theory won't minimize or curb guessing at all but it would sure separate the sheep from the pack of wolves.

And if you answer an easy question wrong and answer the next hard question right, it will be assumed to guessed. Lol.

Anyhow, just do your thing and leave the rest to God.

Geofavor:
we were given a jamb-branded booklet which had three clear pages to solve on. Jamb didn't provide pencils, erasers and calculators this year. This is why it is instructed on the reprinted slip that every candidate should go to the exam hall with a biro. This is what you'll be using to work.

Btw, how is it going? Are you writing this jamb?

Yes I'm my guy.
You chose UI right?

With this new Item Response Theory stuff, putme should be cancelled already, because JAMB is already far more difficult than SAT already.

This will give you an idea on how Item Theory Response grading works.

https://tech.knewton.com/blog/2012/06/understanding-student-performance-with-item-response-theory/
For a test of this difficulty, maximum favorable conditions should be ensured.

Come-on, we can't be this evil to ourselves.

Quite devilish.

Geofavor:
the main problem I had was TIME management. Calculations weren't much in chemistry( just 3 or 4). Physics too had little calculations.

There were quite a number of repeated questions in all the subjects. For example,

The questions they asked on "The last days at forcados" were exactly the ones they asked last year. I mean, a photocopy of the same 10 questions they asked last year.

You will have little or no time to solve.

Do maths last (because it will consume the most time).

Were you given paper and pencil to solve?

SerialGist:
With this "next year" mentality of yours, this is why people write JAMB till age 35 and above. If i had known, i wouldnt have allowed myself to be used by JAMB the way it used untill i saw the light and freed myself.

How did you Free yourself bro?

LORDSAMURAI:
lol aunty don provoke o, anyways barca vs arsenal nex two weeks. "up barca 4 life, mukina happy sunday beautiful lady

You don see mukina picture before?

protutor:
In as much as I cannot classify it as racism. Ihenacho scored an equaliser; Welbeck only pulled a goal back and he is playing against his former club.

Man city needed that game far more than arsenal needed this game, hence all they were interested in was the winning goal, not an equalizer.
And Welbeck celebrated when he scored against United in the past.

colossus2:
Welbeck never celebrated.
Reminds me of Nigerians and Iheanacho

Thank you jare.
Blacks always screaming racism.... Nonsense!

airsaylongcon:
Lol at been sighted from programming forum. Thanks for this info. Regarding the browser so you know if it's Internet explorer or any of the other readily available browsers? Is the browser set up in what is called "kiosk" mode or is it just your regular browser with all the navigation buttons and menus readily available? Are they running of a windows platform or say Linux or OSX?

It's connected to the full web, as people have reported being able to visit Facebook etc.
The center I used two years ago used Ubuntu i think.
very weird.
How will people familiar with only Windows access the calculator in Ubuntu or Linux for God's sake.

NigeriaPresident:
Guessing don help me.. I guess in the whole exam and I scored 190

You use am gain admission? Lol
Cause you no fit guess post utme join.

mzEhmmy:
I thought it's just me that has eyes ooo

You aren't more beautiful than she is sef...

elampiro:
“I’ve never been so close to crying after a match as I was today,” the right-back, who was sent off in the closing stages, said.
“Memphis is the best player I have ever faced. It was difficult to do anything about it when he plays like that.
“He is the best. He can do anything. He went inside, outside, turned me around and used his incredible pace to get past me.”

m.goal.com/s/en/news/166/europa-league/2016/02/26/20730952/memphis-turned-me-inside-out-says-romer?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=enfb

Shebi dey were dancing shoki when they pulled a shock win.

The guy faced a Pelé yesterday

I don't think even CR7 can pull off that Memphis flip sef.
Maddening stuff.

Memphis was insane tonight.
That outrageous skill he pulled out will certainly make highlights.

Surprising he still got potential though.
Some will say this was just mijtland, but he may actually have improved.
I'm guessing Martial's injury challenged him to this super show.

Somebody give me Arsenal sharp sharp. I wan kill person.

Chai..... mogbe.

sebod:
Counter wetin? That EPL is the best or Ozil is greater than Zizou? Na to dey look like Mikel sure pass oooo

I no follow them talk that one o.
Which kain joke be that?
Zidane>>>>>>>Ozil

[quote author=sebod post=43205371][/quote]Oga counter my post and stop looking like Mikel

Debroslink:
Flimsy excuses here and there. Fact remains that this same "toothless" Arsenal is 2nd on the log of their league, while the team Martial plays for are not even in the top 4.

Don't be silly!

There are sparkling players in lesser teams everywhere.
Even in La liga, aren't there better defenders than pique playing in lesser teams?

ollah1:
The easy, cakewalk league known as la liga, that only have 2-3 good teams, are what? 6-0-0 in the first round of both tournaments? While the unquestionably best league in the world, aka "the greatest show on earth" is now what, 0-2-3? Lol. La liga superiority shows itself time and time again. England had its time, but the past decade and a half belong to Spain. Go ahead and have a seat boys, we'll let you know when you're allowed to play with us again.

The EPL is still the best league in the world!

Two traditional giants Liverpool and Man united are passing through tough times times, and that is the only reason England is poorly represented in Europe.

And are we going to pretend that La liga has any other really truly outstanding UCL team asides Barca?

2005-2015
3 different EPL teams has won.
Only 2 La liga teams has won.

EPL teams has made the finals 8 times combined.
La liga has made the finals 6 times combined.
But Only Barcelona has made it four of these times!

English teams was dominant in European competitions in the 70's -80's, but Serie A and La liga still had more glamour/appeal and still attracted the biggest stars in the world.

English teams have better mid table teams at the moment and is more entertaining.
Nobody enjoys a league where the decisive games are the Classicos, or where loosing or even drawing with any team asides Barca/madrid is termed a disaster.

I watch Barca/madrid games sometimes and shake my head.
Teams can't just finish chances and score, then they end up getting trounced because they have clueless teams who would foolishly go out to attack gung-ho against a Real/Barca.

EPL is most attractive league, because there aren't poor teams.
Unlike La liga where two three teams eat the lion's share of the TV money.

The result is a Leicester team that has spent it's money well and is top of the league right now.

martineverest:
poor?. Which team have played. 8 games in 20 days without defeat?.... They knew arsenal only play for '70" minutes and they utilized the opportunity by playing with less energy in first half and coming out hot in second..

You missed the point.
The match should have been over by 70mins if Arsenal had a decent mobile striker who had even little technical ability and a winger like Martial.

TheSonOfMark:
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A 10-man Barcelona team also beat Chelsea in 2009 with the away goal rule to qualify.

Abidal was given an undeserved red card.

Suffering from selective amnesia?
www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2009/matches/round=15279/match=302812/postmatch/report/index.html

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Chief grammarian sir,

Unfortunately you also suffer from selective amnesia to have missed the extra man( Referee), whom aided the your staying alive in the one of the fixtures (can't remember which of the legs anymore).

Plenty of refused penalty pleas that night.
Barca robbed Chelsea more to be honest.

But the 2012 match was brutally against Chelsea.
Poor in the league, against a Messi enjoying his personal best season till date.
I still commend Chelsea for staying alive till this day.

Torres late goal sent Accra crazy that day

Only useless English teams like Arsenal and Manchester City will succumb easily over two legs.

raumdeuter:
Make that Chelsea try make it to next round to face Barca again

Leave story Jare...

An inform Chelsea would have performed better than this trashy team.
Chelsea unquestionably has better players but their engine knock this season

Arsenal/Wenger is so useless!

All they needed to be at least two goals up by half time was a half decent striker and quality winger.
But the useless prof loves a mediocre like Giroud, while bumping up Walcott's wage.
A player who wouldn't make any elite team's bench.

Meanwhile Barca is really poor at the moment.
Dunno what's happening with them.
The over-dependence on MSN will still harm them

martineverest:
let me hear word ooo.epl and barca are not mate

Chelsea beat you last time out with 10 men, so what are you saying?

These Arsenal fans are shameless.
Manchester United has beaten Barcelona.
Chelsea has defeated Barcelona.

...... But Arsenal?
Always disgracing themselves.

Didinrins
They thought they had a chance with Giroud as their main striker...

SailorXY:
Hopefully Arsenal can put up some kind of fight tonight.

Wenger is really crazy and unreliable.
Wouldn't be surprised if he shocked Barca.

I still remember the shock he gave AC Milan in 07/08 or so.

Part of me wants them to impress against Spanish opposition, but the villain in me wants them to get battered.