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Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Elxandre(m): 8:32am On Feb 17, 2015
Incase anyone gets to check their slip today, holla.. cool
Politics › Re: Don't Take Any News From NTA Serious.. by Elxandre(m): 2:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
The way some of you reason in the name of being liberal is ridiculous.
Most of the news flying about are mostly propaganda and unverified news.
Do you truly expect national TV to go fully critical of the present administration?

How many Evil things have you heard on BBC concerning Britain or the Queen?
But can you count how many messy things they air about Africa?


TVC, Sahara reporters too are heavily biased towards APC, same with AIT towards PDP.
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Campaign In Borno State - Live Updates by Elxandre(m): 2:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
Buhari was stoned today!!!
Did anyone see that?
I thought he was accepted in the north?

wtf..
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Elxandre(m): 10:03am On Feb 16, 2015
dharay99:
And have u been given an exam center?
no! It brought out an instruction that I should go pick up the the reprinted slip from centre of reg.
weird JAMB people.

I heard it will be written in some private secondary schools this year. According to rumours, they plan to alter the time duration of the paper. i.e. mess with the timer.
Is it possible?
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Elxandre(m): 9:45pm On Feb 15, 2015
Bidi23:
You need d pin and serial number of sure scratch card to reprint sure slip
first thing i did was to save it in my phones note, then synced it to one drive for better safe keep.
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Elxandre(m): 9:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
just tried reprinting mine ASAP. thank God it worked o.. embarassed
Education › Re: Fupre Increase Fees To An Unacceptable Amount!!!!!! by Elxandre(m): 9:16pm On Feb 14, 2015
Vanmatrix:
Imagine!!! A federal university in Nigeria demands 170k for freshers
70k or 170k?
Family › Re: Shocking Picture Of A Child Half Buried Into The Ground by Elxandre(m): 9:33pm On Feb 12, 2015
I feel so sick seeing this.

A three years old child can't walk? Bleep..

This pic ruined my day.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 8:34pm On Feb 12, 2015
talktimi:
Are there any plans for Cortana coming to Nigeria ? I don't like this American app store at all
I prefer the American store by far.
I can view user reviews of apps unlike the Nigerian stores with low number of reviews.
Aside that, there aren't too many Nigerian exclusives in the first place.
If you have your store set to Nigeria, you would get to miss many US & UK exclusive apps.
Phones › Asus Zenphone 2 ; Budget On Steroids. by Elxandre(op): 7:12pm On Feb 12, 2015
The Asus Zenphone 2 has been launched for a while now, with release set for March 2015.
It's expected to cost a starting price of $200 for the 2gb ram with the 4gb ram version costing more.

This phone sure outdoes many of the mediatek devices selling at an even higher price.

Premium + Quality is the watchword here smiley

Below are the specifications.

Announced 2015, January Status Coming soon. Exp. release 2015, March Body

Dimensions 152.5 x 77.2 x 10.9 mm (6.00 x 3.04 x 0.43 in) Weight 170 g (6.00 oz)

Dual SIM (Micro-SIM, dual stand-by) Display Type IPS capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size 5.5 inches (~70.1% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 1080 x 1920 pixels (~403 ppi pixel density) Multitouch Yes Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 3 - Asus ZenUI

Platform OS Android OS, v5.0 (Lollipop)

Chipset Intel Atom Z3580; CPU Quad-core 2.3 GHz Intel Atom Z3560 CPU
Quad-core 1.8 GHz GPU PowerVR G6430

Memory Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB Internal 16/32/64 GB, 2/4 GB RAM

Camera Primary 13 MP, 4128 x 3096 pixels, autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash Features Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, panorama, HDR Video 1080p@30fps
Secondary 5 MP

Sound Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones Loudspeaker Yes 3.5mm jack Yes


WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot Bluetooth v4.0, A2DP, EDR

GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS NFC Yes

Radio No

USB microUSB v2.0, USB Host

Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email, IM Browser HTML5 Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator -

Fast battery charging: 60% in 40 min -

5GB free lifetime ASUS WebStorage - MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player - MP4/H.264 player - Document viewer - Photo/video editor
Battery
Non-removable Li-Po 3000 mAh battery

Colors Osmium Black, Sheer Gold, Glacier Gray, Glamor Red, Ceramic White

Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shares Major Throwback Photo by Elxandre(m): 9:04am On Feb 12, 2015
Martha of Brazil earns just $500k a year and she's the highest paid in the world.
most earn less than $30k a year.

Why don't even women watch female football unlike tennis?
I keep wondering while female tennis is so successful, but women's football is totally backward.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shares Major Throwback Photo by Elxandre(m): 8:51am On Feb 12, 2015
Female football is not at all lucrative jare.

Much work, poor pay.

smh.
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Gushes Over Dominique, His Daughter (photos) by Elxandre(m): 8:37am On Feb 12, 2015
Pakonte:
is it not one of doze stories we do read...*father poking daughter not with finger but 3rd leg...jux saying...charlie still looks manly.. wink
..
Ochiske:
does this man commit incesthuh
..
I came here for this sort of comments.

I'm off.
Politics › Re: GEJ Media Chat On AIT, NTA: Live Updates by Elxandre(m): 7:54pm On Feb 11, 2015
This President should stop trying to separate stealing from corruption.

It's unexplainable to Nigerians especially..
Crime › Re: Attendant Breaks Friend’s Spinal Cord Over Age Claims by Elxandre(m): 8:30am On Feb 11, 2015
valicious1:
Micrush cool got like 5 of ur pics on ma fone
shocked

cococandy, we have a stalker situation here.
shocked
Phones › Re: Innjoo One Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
UkwuNnu:
where did you get the Meizu M1 for $110?
saw it on Gsmarena. I think that is the pre order price.

Thinking of buying that device really.
Phones › Re: Innjoo One Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 1:22pm On Feb 10, 2015
no gorilla glass?
have you guys heard of the miezu m1 budget device?
so cool. and just $110
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 8:28am On Feb 10, 2015
mayordadon:
when shld we b expecting this update ooo bro
Google it. I'm thinking its out already.
You can try searching for the update on your phone too.
Just go to settings>update> search for updates.
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 7:39pm On Feb 09, 2015
kallmemrB:
the crazy thing is Lumia 520 with 512 ram is 21k and this with 535 with 1G ram is 24k while 625 with 512ram 4.7inches is 37k.....
imagine 37k?

were you using Android before?
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:35pm On Feb 09, 2015
kallmemrB:
seems the guy bought the first set that came out...those first set has issue


Am madly in love with the phone
lol.
still waiting for Windows 10 before i decide on my next phone. Maybe to port to Android or not.
still using my 520 till then.

Lumia phones are very smooth though. 1 year now, yet no serious lag.
I wish this thing could be jail broken to unleash it's full potential.
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:34pm On Feb 09, 2015
double post.
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:11pm On Feb 09, 2015
mayordadon:
it is a dual sim nd dey didn't upgrade it ooooo. Yes a 1n year warranty. When I return it I was told to come back after 40 days ... My fwend 2 also with d same product experienced dis 2 nd d screen manufunction sometyms like typing slinding etc bro.
The 535 has screen issues.
Microsoft promises to fix them in subsequent updates.
Phones › Re: Microsoft Lumia 535,535 Dual And All Lumia Phones Discussion Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:05pm On Feb 09, 2015
obosirow:
Anyone noticed that the fonts on 535 suddenly grows larger than the screen. After I set up the screen lock password I noticed the screen font was very large and I couldn't navigate the screen. I had to restart the phone to reset the phone font size.
lmao...
Simply double tap with two fingers to switch between magnified and normal view.
Go to ease of access setting to learn more about these gestures.
Sports › Re: Kenneth Omeruo And Super Falcons Star, Asisat Oshoala Spotted Together In UK by Elxandre(m): 11:04am On Feb 09, 2015
Female football is almost poverty.

$25k a year, that's what many of them earn. wtf.
I wonder why sponsors won't even mind them unlike female tennis.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's Campaign Billboard Burnt In Abuja After Poll Shift by Elxandre(m):
Ameachi wants to organize foot soldiers to march4buhari, but APC will be flying overheard on a private jet, while Buhari pikin dey obodo oyinbo grin
Tinubu go dey jott down like Loius Van Gaal, how many oil block him go collect as payment for him services.

The mumu children protesters go dey run under hot sun for 'change', while the APC politicians children dey lick ice cream inside air-conditioned mansiongrin

Some PDP youths go just burst out from one corner, omo see fight cheesy meanwhile GEJ go dey one side with him babe Alison dey chop pepper soup with better chilled orijin grin

Okupe (da town crier) and FFK (bird) go count their weekly rage to check if e complete cool

Barcanista, berem and Omenka go dey tweet and NL APC posts at 50 posts per second grin
Politics › Re: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by Elxandre(m): 12:53pm On Feb 08, 2015
Note that if GMB ever shows signs of competence, these same supporters of his will clamor for a 'change', while calling GMB an illiterate. cheesy
Politics › Re: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by Elxandre(m): 12:17pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jarus:
Why would he, when he knows the certificate were with the military and the military has turned partisan?

If I were a General, I wont allow some small boys (FFK and co) to play on my intelligence and push me around when I have provided conclusive roof.

At their worst, they can go to court.
lol.
It wasn't just some small boys. It was Nigerians.
I was a big fan before the debacle.

A statement of result will never be as conclusive as a confirmation from Cambridge.

I'm sure he has no certificate, but let's just forget about it.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by Elxandre(m):
Jarus:
I'm surprised I didn't see any front page commenter to put this fellow out of his misery: that it was not WAEC that conducted 1961 school certificate examination in Nigeria.
Jarus , you are a very enlightened fellow.
Tell me, would it be very difficult for GMB to request for a confirmation from Cambridge?
Even Cambridge somewhat advised the concerned to request for a confirmation from them, knowing the gravity of the situation.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Original Certificate Submitted To Army Board - Gen. Akinrinade by Elxandre(m): 9:48am On Feb 08, 2015
barcanista:
This Certificate ish is a non-issue. PDP and their Agents are only looking for cheap sentiment against buhari which is non existing
Don't be ridiculous!

Cambridge categorically stated that all they require is an official request from the owner to confirm the result.

You think APC wouldn't request for this if he truly has one?

I just advise Nigerians not to wash GMB's linens in public.
Forgive him people, so that Nigerians won't be taken as jokers and clowns in the international community.


Do you know some Tertiary institutions deny students admission just for some minor irregularities like date of birth errors, talk more of a blatant lack of certificate?

I don't care though. The most shameful thing is people who would vote him even with a NEPA bill.

Imagine an Obama found out to have faked his O' and A' levels, do you seriously think he won't be forced to resign?




I blame GEJ for making this man an option, and APC for not presenting a a more qualified Aspirant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid (4 - 0) On 7th February 2015 by Elxandre(m): 7:47am On Feb 08, 2015
jimmy4x:
he's getting old....30 already.
trust me very soon, y'all Madrid fans will start shouting on him like Man u fans are doing to Van persie.
Ibra is still good at 33.
Drogba was still good till he was 33.

Only injuries stop players easily.
RVP has been injured alot in his career.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid (4 - 0) On 7th February 2015 by Elxandre(m): 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2015
jimmy4x:
Ronaldo play PK pass am, watch Messi tomorrow against Bilbao, u go know say na Boss.
hin present Value sef plenty pass times 2 of Ronaldo
Cr7 was clearly on fire during the early stages of the season, but Messi is currently better.

Cr7 always starts the year poorly. #Fact.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid (4 - 0) On 7th February 2015 by Elxandre(m): 7:05pm On Feb 07, 2015
jimmy4x:
Leave am very soon, e no go dey see dt PK play again.
lol.
The 13 assists he get this season na film trick too? abi na referee dash amhuh
messi too never play PK shey.

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