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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elzak(m): 9:02pm On Sep 14, 2021
Trevor012:
Yes Ole told Awb to get a red card.

He told Lingard to make a back pass at 93mins for young boys to score.

He told Bruno and Fred to be giving away passes and not look to control the game.

Gtfoh jor
Haven't you realized that you look dumb whenever you try to defend a clueless coach with such excuses?

I'm not blaming Ole for AWB's red card neither am I holding him for passes given away. But one reason coaches get sacked is that it is believed that they fail in their judgement while picking a team to play. Those players making mistakes were picked by him so their mistakes are his too. I might as well believe he told Lingard to provide an "own-goal assist" because I can't think of what else he brought him on for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elzak(m): 8:07pm On Sep 14, 2021
A Man United team capable of challenging for any trophy, as it has been hoped this season, shouldn't be completely dominated and defeated by young boys even with 10 men on the pitch. The red card should make us equal at worse.

When Ole was making his subs after the red card I wondered, to what end? What was his target in that game? It wasn't long until I discovered that this man is thinking that his chances of winning the trophy is better in Europa league and he's just wasting his time in the UCL. He doesn't plan to go beyond the group stage yet again this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elzak(m): 6:20pm On Aug 27, 2021
Ronaldo is back? Just get us a CDM let's go fvck the world
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (0 - 0) On 27th January 2021 by Elzak(m): 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2021
Nuno unleashes the wolves to give Thomas Tuchel a warm welcome to the premier league.



It's time to feast
HealthRe: Exposing Of Patients To Student Doctors In Teaching Hospitals Without Consent by Elzak(m): 3:07pm On Jan 27, 2021
Riele:
Stupid patients. Imagine allowing a bunch of underaged students to finger my anus.



The Doctor that'll try this bullshit with me doesn't exist!.
What would you do, kill him?
HealthRe: Exposing Of Patients To Student Doctors In Teaching Hospitals Without Consent by Elzak(m): 3:06pm On Jan 27, 2021
Before someone comes here to mention saner climes, know that they do the same thing there.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Vaccine Sharing Formula For Nigeria by Elzak(m): 3:01pm On Jan 09, 2021
christopheojo:
This country is dead on arrival must we politize everything. Lagos State with the highest number of infected patients that needed urgent attention is going to receive less than Kano.....a well known professor once said that we should forget everything about this administration.. so must we continue to stomach everything
I think the people of Kano should be more worried over that given their history with Pfizer and the the controversies surrounding covid-19 vaccines
HealthRe: COVID-19 Vaccine Sharing Formula For Nigeria by Elzak(m): 2:59pm On Jan 09, 2021
Pfizer and Kano again?
EducationRe: ASUU Threatens ‘fresh Strike Action’ by Elzak(m): 3:59pm On Jan 05, 2021
But your news has no source. That twitter handle is as clueless as you are. ASUU maintains no social media presence.
EducationRe: NANS; A Toothless Bull Dog by Elzak(m): 8:28pm On Dec 06, 2020
SMH. We don't deserve NANS
EducationRe: . by Elzak(m): 9:10pm On Nov 30, 2020
kalex0:
Drop your WhatsApp digit

I will chat you up myself
Hit me up here 08171309158
EducationRe: ASUU Twitter Handle Is Having A Poll To End Or Continue With The Strike by Elzak(m): 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2020
That's not ASUU. I don't know how many times you guys need to be told before you get it
EducationRe: Full Pictures: Human Fertilisation And Development Inside A Womb by Elzak(m): 9:23pm On Nov 19, 2020
Medical students, embryology don land o......

All of you shouting God God should come I wan show you something.
EducationRe: Pls, Suggest A Course One Can Study With O'level Results by Elzak(m):
OgThanos:
My friend is actually a lady and she has this passion for theatre act, acting, movie industry stuff sha..
Apart from professions like medicine, law and few others what you study in university is not a key factor in determining where you work in Nigeria. Entertainment industry is the most indiscriminate in this regard as almost anybody can work there regardless of what you study.

I think your friend's dream is still very much alive as her result is not that bad(the subject she failed in don't contribute anything).

She already has English and literature, she can add any two subjects(preferably govt and economics) from the ones she passed and go ahead to study theatre art since she has passion for that. Please check jamb brochure for more accurate subject combination.

But if Theatre art doesn't work out she should worry not; she can study any of the courses I mentioned in the first comment and still work in entertainment.

Hope this helps?
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Elzak(m): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2020
Hello, good evening everyone.

What is my chance of selling a .co.uk domain with less than 10 end users I can contact?

Besides, if I'm to get a domain sold faster, what is the minimum number of contacts I should look to have at hand before considering buying such domain?

Thanks.

iykepromotions, 2sexycom and others please come to my aid.
EducationRe: Pls, Suggest A Course One Can Study With O'level Results by Elzak(m): 9:30pm On Nov 14, 2020
Law, economics and political science.

I think if he combines English, literature, govt., and economics in UTME he's good for law.

For economics, he can combine English, maths, economics and any other subject he passed in UTME.

English, govt., literature and any other subject he passed should qualify him for political science.

By the way, if I may ask, what does your friend want to study?
NYSCRe: Please Advice Me On Good PPA For Medical Corps Members In Makurdi by Elzak(m): 4:14am On Nov 11, 2020
excell12go:
This individual came here for advice on the choice of PPA. The least we can do if we are not sure of what to tell him is to SHUT UP! Never discourage someone who really needs an information by saying what is obviously wrong. Remember you too might need help on this platform someday and you wouldn’t like an individual giving you false information.

For the records, no doctor can be posted to any secondary school to teach. You can only get posted to hospitals. Never entertain such wrong notion, doc.

I wish you all the best in Benue state.
He's not a doctor
EducationRe: Abia Law Maker Questions Use Of FG Tetfund Of Over N5bn By State’s Owned Univers by Elzak(m): 6:41pm On Nov 09, 2020
Jessepaid:
Arise and wake up o' compatriots

Nigeria's call is not one to obey

To serve our father land is just a scam. how can you serve?

without love, security and good economy but with just hunger and faith that Nigeria will be better

The labour of our heroes past has been made in vain by bad and corrupt leaders

To serve with blood, sweat and tears is the way of Nigeria

One nation bound by foreign debts and terrorism, fear and survival of the fittest

Lies and Bullshit.
This guy don vex o. By the way I think this is a better national anthem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United Carabao Cup (0 - 3) On 30th September 2020 by Elzak(m): 10:31pm On Sep 30, 2020
DenreleDave:
Modified: I made a mistake in my early post

If Brighton win this match... I will deactivate my nairaland acct instantly...


I trust man utd , Brighton will go home with river of tears today...

Goal Man

Goal united..

I told haters... Man utd is gonna win this match

United for life grin grin grin grin
I bookmarked this post because of your earlier comment. You no know the kind speed wey I take open this page after we won the match only to see that you have changed mouth.
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Elzak(m): 11:40pm On Sep 18, 2020
eaddyboy:
If it is a premium name, then you'll have to pay the premium price for it.
All right, thanks
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Elzak(m): 7:07pm On Sep 17, 2020
eaddyboy:
Porkbun, Epik, Namesilo, Namecheap and Dynadot are all registrars for dot com below $10
Whether premium or not?
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Elzak(m): 9:34pm On Sep 15, 2020
eaddyboy:
Why not use another registrar to reg it ? Besides GD renewal cost is high JUST incase name doesn't sell in the first year.
Is there anywhere I can buy it for less than $10
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Elzak(m): 9:11pm On Sep 15, 2020
Hello bosses, little problem here.

I came up with a name idea which I'm trying to hand-reg. The name is available for registration but godaddy is quoting 3000+ dollars for me as first time fee.

What's special about the name? Is there any way I can get it for a single figure?

Please help out.
SportsRe: Done Deal: Man Utd Fans Go Crazy As Club Close In On First Signing by Elzak(op): 10:59pm On Aug 30, 2020
naijafella:
Next signing will be Kidwayya
They will make more money from shirt sales if they sign Laycon
SportsRe: Done Deal: Man Utd Fans Go Crazy As Club Close In On First Signing by Elzak(op): 10:49pm On Aug 30, 2020
This was disclosed less than an hour ago
SportsDone Deal: Man Utd Fans Go Crazy As Club Close In On First Signing by Elzak(op): 10:48pm On Aug 30, 2020
Van de Beek to Man United, here we go! Man Utd tonight as expected have sent their official bid and Ajax just accepted without any negotiation. Agreement reached for €40m + add ons. Paperworks and medicals on next week. � #MUFC

- Fabrizio Romano

EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Elzak(m): 2:32pm On Aug 28, 2020
chiboy1116:
what if it doesn't?
He loses his balls
LiteratureRe: Arigo: Surgeon of The Rusty Knife by Elzak(m): 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2020
TONYE001:
Yeah, I'm also wondering why he didn't suffer Arigo's plagues. Maybe Fritz later saw some other person...

About the COVID stuff.. Na true o... If only we could just have a miracle and put an end to all these...
Corona will soon drift into the past by God's grace.
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LiteratureRe: Arigo: Surgeon of The Rusty Knife by Elzak(m): 6:24pm On Aug 14, 2020
TONYE001:
It was reported that Dr Fritz appeared to Arigo’s younger brother Eli asking him to continue Arigo’s work, but Eli, a successful law student, was not interested, and the family also was opposed.
But how come the younger brother didn't experience headache, dreams and hallucinations?

By the way, we need Dr Fritz to possess someone so that he can end this corona virus.
EducationRe: Matawalle Donates N100m To JIBWIS For Construction Of Islamic University by Elzak(m): 6:44pm On Jul 17, 2020
SmartyPants:
Since you can type well, I want to assume you can also read well.

The governor said the education will be Islamic. Not Conventional.


I actually don't have any problems with this. If you guys think this is how your societies should be run, then by all means have at it.

I just wish Nigeria could be split once and for all.
I think I want the bolded more than you do now. Not because I'm radical, but because it's obvious this combination doesn't work.

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