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First of all, you have denied Christians the opportunity to have their own space just like 'Islam for Muslims' (even though they have been requesting for it), now its rule 17? Really? Common, do what's right. Take it down or include all religions. We don't need to be biased.

nice one baby girl. More hit.

Them leave only you to do the talking? Dont mind them. Most Nigerians dont like marketing.

Its around 84k excluding expenses and discounts. Say me well to Tohid (if that is his name) and Amechi

davidylan: Prov 27:22 Though thou shouldest grind a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.

Can someone translate this to pidgin pls?

I no carry Bible for here o but make I try.

Even if you put mumu, mugu person for mortar sake for say you wan pound him mumulity commot from him bodi with pestle, him mumu no go still commot.

Subscribing... Stil subscribing. Lovely write-up from lovely Lola. I see you've not lost your touch.

I no understand you o, loli. Them commot internet subsidy for your area? Meen! I am dying to get to the end of this lovely story. Wassup now?

lola, na holiday we dey o. Make things happen.

freechat: Acts 3: 2-6
English version
2 And a certain man lame from his mother's womb was carried, whom they laid daily at the gate of the temple which is called Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the temple;
3 Who seeing Peter and John about to go into the temple asked an alms.
4 And Peter, fastening his eyes upon him with John, said, Look on us.
5 And he gave heed unto them, expecting to receive something of them.
6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.

Pidgin version
2 E get this bros wey im cripple na follow-come, im dey beg for Beautiful gate wey dey front of temple;
3 As im see Bros Piro and Johnny dey pass, na so in corner them.
4 Piro and Johnny tell the man make im look them well well.
5 Na so the cripple come dey look them, come dey think say them go drop.
6 Na im bros Piro con yarn say, naira and kobo me no get, but the one wey i get na im i wan give you so: In the name of Jesus Christ wey commot from Nazareth, waka!

freechat: Acts 3: 2-6
English version
2 And a certain man lame from his mother's womb was carried, whom they laid daily at the gate of the temple which is called Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the temple;
3 Who seeing Peter and John about to go into the temple asked an alms.
4 And Peter, fastening his eyes upon him with John, said, Look on us.
5 And he gave heed unto them, expecting to receive something of them.
6 Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk.

Pidgin version
2 E get this bros wey im cripple na follow-come, im dey beg for Beautiful gate wey dey front of temple;
3 As im see Bros Piro and Johnny dey pass, na so in corner them.
4 Piro and Johnny tell the man make im look them well well.
5 Na so the cripple come dey look them, come dey think say them go drop.
6 Na im bros Piro con yarn say, naira and kobo me no get, but the one wey i get na im i wan give you so: In the name of Jesus Christ wey commot from Nazareth, waka!

Nice

But King Solomon over like correct chikala like die, him even like Pharaoh pikin, d ones way dey Moab, Ammon, Edom, Zidon and Hittit dem-dem. 1 Kings 11:1

alstacs: Men, brethren an sistren, wetin de happen for here na, why all man just quiet na? A de get bottom belle as a de follow una up hia.
A beg make una de roll the verses joor abi we don tire to de study word of God?

The thing tire me 2 o. Just wonder why it is dying.

Thank God for the strike. Finally, the story can come to an end. Lol.

freechat: 2 Samuel 11:2-5

English version
2 One evening David got up from his bed and walked around on the roof of the palace. From the roof he saw a woman bathing. The woman was very beautiful, 3 and David sent someone to find out about her. The man said, “She is Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam and the wife of Uriah the Hittite.” 4 Then David sent messengers to get her. She came to him, and he slept with her. (Now she was purifying herself from her monthly uncleanness.) Then she went back home. 5 The woman conceived and sent word to David, saying, “I am pregnant.”

Pidgin version
2 As David don sleep tire one evening like dat, na im e climb go penthouse. As im dey look around, omo na im e see one otepu wey dey baff. Spiritual konji con hold am because the babe tap, 3 na im Dave send one runs guy to go arrange the parole. E come be say the babe name na Bathsheba and her palle name na Eliam. Na one bobo wey dem dey call Uriah from Hittite village, na im carry the babe wholesale." 4 Dave no dull himself at all, e ping the babe sotey she show, come collect banana, upon say she just dey finish her period. 5 E no tey before the otepu ping Dave back, come tell am say guy, you don package me o!

Una nor go kill person

freechat: Luke 8:45

English version
45 And Jesus said, Who touched me? When all denied, Peter and they that were with him said, Master, the multitude throng thee and press thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me?


Pidgin version
45 Bros J come dey para ask them say, who connect my network? As all man bone, na im Piro with other guys wey dey run things together come say Brosie, you dey fall our hand o, see all this you fans wey dey follow you robe body since, na im you still dey ask who connect your network? Shuo!

Imagine! Shuo. Lol

Goshen360: ^^^ Okay. I will try. When next I post, it will be bible verse pidgin translation.....

That's the spirit.

Goshen360: I don't even know the bible verse to translate into pidgin....the laff wey I dey laff from this thread don empty my head so tay I no even fit remember any bible verse to translate......

lol. Carry Bible and you go flow.

I beg follow me check am o, one babe way dey d city, way dey run beta package, by the time she sabi say Jesus dey her corro, dey enjoy himself with nama for one oga Pharisee house, she come go commot one type oil way she don hide well well, them call am alabaster.

She no fear stand for him front o come begin form water for her eyes, and she come dey use the eyes water dey wash Jesus leg, dey clean am again with the hair way dey her head, she no stop there o, she come kiss him leg o, come pour oil untop join.

Na him the man way cook meat give Jesus, use one kind eyes look Jesus and the thing way d babe dey do am, the bros vex talk inside him mind say, if to say this bobo na correct prophet, him go sabi the kind person way this woman way dey touch am be: because she be correct ashi. Luke 7: 37-39

Dem make party for laugh, wine for sake say make we jolliment: but ago, kudi, owo dey open every door. Ecclesiastes 10:19

If we go talk true, NEPA light sweet die, and na correct thing say make we use we eyes talk look the sun. Ecclesiastes 11:7

This thread is turning out better than I expected. Thanks guys for making it this entertaining. Keep them coming.

freechat: John 3:3
English version

Jesus answered and said unto him, verily, verily, I say unto thee, except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

Pidgin version
Jesus come answer say, wetin I dey yarn you so no be wash, if your parole no pure, you no go enter permanent site.

No be small thing o.

greatdave: See,na me be d BOSS of evry evry; E get any gbègè,kasala,wahala,mata wey I nor fit arrange? Jeremiah 32:27

O boy e

fr_evangel: Proverbs 3:5-6;

5. Make you trust Baba God kpatakpata, no dey feel say you get level, connection, say you be PDP or say na you sharp pass.

6. For everything wey you dey do, make you dey yan with Baba God first, Hin (Baba God) go dey run your parol like breeze, no lele!



SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER ON NAIRALAND!!!!!

Na God!

vivacious vivi: The best so far!!! Love this.
@OP: well done jare. This thread has been entertaining.

You are so welcome. Enjoy the ride!

dl_jbd: I must confess! Ds trend dn mak me carry bible by force.
Very nice work guys

That's the essence, bros. Nice work!

Jazzgreen: Genesis4:
9.BABA GOD come ask dat bad guy cain say:were ur junior bros de? Den cain come turn look baba God for eye tell am korokoro say:leave me Joor,i no knw:i be my junior bros goal keeper? I be man u fan, he be barca,how i go come de keep ball for him.abi na u transfer me to dat side dis summer season?
10.den baba God come suprise how cain de question am.he come ask am:wetin u jst do? Ur bros blood de cry "IYAA MI ooo" for ground.and d tin don reach my ear.
11.2day, 2day, i don put curse for ur head,for dis land wey don open mouth de enjoy ur bros blood lik red wine from u.
12.if u put cassava for ground, e no go giv u plenti garri lik em de do b4:na Agbero,419 and BOKO HARAM u go be for dis land
13.den CAIN open mouth look baba God tell am:CHEEEE,baba God why na,d kind torturization wey u jst giv me don pass d tin we i do

Meeen, see people way sabi the language. Lol.

greatdave: Bros J yan give am say;na me be d correct road,d confam örijo,and beta life...no man fit tochlite my papa if he nor use my network. John 14:6

This one na hardcore pigin. Correct work!

freechat: Luke Chapter 19:1-5
English version
1 Jesus entered Jericho and was passing through. 2 A man was there by the name of Zacchaeus; he was a chief tax collector and was wealthy. 3 He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd. 4 So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore-fig tree to see him, since Jesus was coming that way. 5 When Jesus reached the spot, he looked up and said to him, “Zacchaeus, come down immediately. I must stay at your house today.”

Pidgin version
1 Jesus show for Jericho come dey pass enter another koro. 2 E come get this bros when dem dey call Zacchaeus, wey be tax collector come get pepper join. Zack try make im see Jesus, but im two short legs no let am because plenty people gather. 4 As a sharp guy, bros Zack come climb one tree when im see say Jesus don dey show that side. 5 When Jesus reach there come look up see where Zack anchor with im two short legs, na im Jesus halla: "Zacchaeus, oya show sharperly, na for your crib i wan crash today."

Hilarious.

Enoquin: I love this! I am so bookmarking this thread...

Wetin we go come talk, say Baba God no dey righteous? God forbid!

Im don kukuma tell Moses say im no carry vex vex for some pipu, say im go pity pesin where im wan pity

So no be pesin wey too show or pesin wey too waka but the one wey God go pity open way for am
Rom 9:14-16


Let me try on two of my favourite passages

Na so the spiritman dey help us for the thing wey dey pain us pass, as we no come know how we go take talk to Baba God, this spiritman come help us talk to Baba God for their language, the kain language wey na only dem two understand

Im wey dey shook eye for our heart come know wetin the spiritman dey follow am talk and all na because im dey talk for people wey dey do wetin Baba God want

Romans 8:26 -27

This kain pesin no dey see, im no even fit see far self, im don kukuma forget as dem take comot am from all the yama yama wey im dey do
2 Peter 1:9

Thanks alot for loving this thread. You too try. Ur own make sense.

mawojuuche: anything wey u want make people do to u, na dat same thing u suppose dey do to people too. this one na d law and d prophets.

Thanks for contributing. No Bible passage though.

meetmeonline: .


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Correct!

don_femzy: tell us urs

You have not been following. Start reading from the very beginning. Thank you.

As this we world come get one language, and everybody come dey talk the same thing and dey hear the same thing.

He come waka pass, as dem dey waka come from east area, dem come see flat ground way dey Shinar area; dey come tanda for there.

Them come look theirself talk say, come o! Make we go, make we make brick, cook am wella. And so dem get brick for stone, and slime for morter.

Them come talk say, Waka go, make we build for ourself one kind mega city, a tower, way d up go touch d sky come touch heaven; so make we carve name give ourself, before we scatter yakata for this big world.

Papa God quick quick, run come down come open mouth look to see the big tower, way man pikin come nack for ground.

God come talk say, Look o, chei, true true, this people na one o, na one tongue dem get: so nothing way dem wan do go hold dem, since dem get big mind o.

Oya waka, now, make we go down, confuse dem language, make dem no know watin another man go talk.

So Papa God come scatter scatter dem all over we world and land, so dem quick, quick, pick race commot for that mega city way dem wan build. Genesis 11:1-8