advocate666: The bible is such a joke.

I see you are a demon (from your signature) but the Bible and Papa God pass you.

The underlining factor of this thread is to make Christians read the Bible and for them to see the fun in God's word. Its being accomplished and there's nothing you or your father (satan) can do about it!

doubleDx: Okay here we go, I copied is from one thread on Nairaland:

PSALMS 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH

1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

Correct!

Todaynatoday: Romans 8:28

Lovely!

doubleDx: Quite funny and interesting! Joining in..

Thanks man, now lets see what you've got.

Make una halla, shout, make noise to baba God, everybody way dey we land. Psalm 100:1

ijawkid: John 17:3.....

This na wetin life wey no dey end mean,e mean to sabi BABA GOD and him son Jesus wey him send..........
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John 3:16.....

GOD like the world die na him make him send him one and only PIKIN to come kpeme for us,so that anybody wey follow Him PIKIN no go MUD,but e go enjoy life wey no dey end yafu yafu...........

Thanks alot for adding to the fun.

Jesus cry. John 11:35

To mud and to live life dey our tongue because he get power: and people way like anyone go chop their fruit. Proverbs 18:21

Who fit find better woman? She cost pass original rubies.

Him husband heart trust her wella, so him no dey fear.

He go do am beta no be wahala all her life. Proverbs 31:10-12

The tory of king Lemuel, the prophecy way him mama teach am.

Watin my pikin? watin self, the pikin of my belle? And watin, the pikin of my promise.

No give your power give all this girls o,(you hear me), no follow their road way dey kill kings o.

No be king work, O Lamuel, no be king work to dey drink wine; no be prince work to drink ogogoro:

So when dem drink am, dem go forget watin book talk, and do wicked thing to poor people.

Carry ogogoro give person way don plan to die, and wine to the people way their heart heavy.

Allow am drink, make him forget him poverty, make him no remember him wahala again.

Make you side people way no fit talk and people way dem don wan destroy.

talk o, judge very well, and stand put for the side of the people way poor and way need things. Proverbs 31:1- 9

And God tell Jacob, Tanda, waka go Bethel, go live there: construct alter for Me, the Person way appear to you when you pick race commot for Esau your brother face. Gen 35:1

For the beginning, the word dey, and na God hold the word, and that word na God.

The same thing dey the beginning with papa God.

Na Him (God) make everything; and outside Am nothing way we see fit dey gidigba.

Na Inside Him life dey; and that life na the light way man pikin get.

And that light dey shine for darkness; and the darkness no fit overshadow the light way he get. John 1:1-5

I taught some pupils of a school, (primary 1) on friday Bible study and on sunday while taking my bath to go to church, the thought occurred. 'What if the Bible was written or a version translated in pigin English', how interesting will it be?

I tried to use the normal KJV but I discovered reading a long passage will kill the spirit, so I opted to tell the stories the way I feel was ok and via the leading of the spirit.

In the light of this, can we put down our favorite portion of the Bible in pigin English with the verse as well? If yes,lets roll!

wow! So she don bere? You too much. He must really be proud. Pick up Tega's character and you'd be the best Naija lady anytime. I dey tripppp ooooo!

On foreign affairs and answer about Obama's victory is a wow! I love the way he answered it. "if he (Obama) has not won they'll say a black man's no good."

Remember 'Johnny just come' JJC, Lagos na wah. The popular Raypower program, 9 or 10 on saturdays 'Straight from the Heart'?

First of all, I really don't know where I should post this. Secondly, similar post have been posted on this topic but I find this truly amazing and real. It made me (for a while) look back with gratitude and I truly love those days. Sowie new schools... Ya 'll know what I mean! Culled from facebook.


I miss d days when we went to
school,lined up & D headmistress
& teachers inspect our nails &
uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,
U Remember na?? • D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,
Iced Coloured water tied in nylon
we called it"lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami &
Mrs Salami, Agbon,Edet lives in
Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money,when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco
milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in
d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play • days when we use to build
houses with sand, play suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style,
ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to
use d paint bucketcover as tire &
their daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band
was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our
favourite cartoons • D days of
limca soft drinks &
choco milo advert on black and
white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
by1:30pm • when we say 'leke leke give me
white finger' • Those days when
eleganza pen
was d best
• D days wen we used to drink
water from dtap even suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show
rainbow colorfor 30 mins then
national anthem before they
resume program @ 4pm • D days
were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili
sandalili songs, dstv has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r nt smiling it means u were nt born
in my generation. if u knw u are
born in this generation Hit Like Or
Comment, no lie o

its definately his. why did the pix not capture the okada hanging on top of his fence, or him don remove am? wierdest guy I have ever seen.

I can't help but imagine, muslims are the same everywhere. Just look at those pix and see the hatred starring you in the face. Those hatred are death personified. Of course, change cant come that way. Plus imagine those kids. I pity the north!

Mr whoever you are, I cover my head in shame for you. Seriously, the story looks like a joke or something you made up. A private uni fee isn't less than 300k, and lets say you did that for 4years.

My point's simple. You are equal to the man as well. You are a millionaire yet they managed to put you in a scale of 1m? You really look cheap, infact, you are a pupper.

If you really felt love, you won't be drawn to the cash. See how the girl now takes you? 'Call me only when you make up your mind'. You shame me o.

Anyway, you have started, just collect it and lick your wounds. For the sake of others, not collecting any will surely put a mark of regret on her anytime she thinks or see you. Collecting the damn money means she's paid you off, there's nothing to lay claim to.

chucky234: Who says you can't celebrate your divorce with merriment,let's hear what you have to say about this:

Haba young sir, I thought you used these words, 'celebrate', 'merriment'. Where these words represented in this picture shown? *just checking*

Don't mind me o. Its good to be you sometimes. I am just being me.

Fetus no send. I just love this guy, calling the big shots and eating it big. Eat it, win or lose. IBB, Obj, Aliko and all the multi trillionaires will soon give you a call.

Babzilla:
IF U SAY SO. I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE UR WORD FOR IT

Well, I know I that from motivational speakers I have sat under with my current Entrepreneurship lecturer, books help to guide I tell you. Whether you believe it or not, I learnt 'thinking out of the box', 'view life differently' from a motivational speaker and since then I chose to be a problem solver just looking at my environment.

I have lots of stored up ideas which can fetch me 'a billion dollars'. They were what I read from books and motivational speakers that changed my reasoning. Everyday, I see opportunities. You can too.

Babzilla:

IF I MAY ASK. WHO IN THIS WORLD HAVE RU MET , OR HEARD OF HAS BECOME RICH SIMPLY BY READING THESE BOOKS AND APPLYING THE TIPS? SERIOUSLY

I am happy to name myself..

omodapson:

That's a big fallacy my dear. Which piece if I may ask? If that's what bring riches, then the world should have produced millionaires in their billions. Many people have read books on wealth and are still as poor as church rats. What works for A may not necessarily work for B.

Hello, Mr. I said read and apply, not so? The law of gravity, doesn't it work everywhere? True, they may have read alot but application is somewhat difficult. That's the difference between entrepreneurs and a trader, business man.

I knew she'll carry the day. Cobhams's such an inspiration. Big ups ma.

After thirteen weeks of voting, Gladys
Asuquo, mother of the award winning
singer,song writer, and producer, Cobhams
Asuquo, has won Supermom celebrity
edition.

The former clerical officer in the Nigerian Army
clinched the winning prize of N2m after
earning the highest votes by fans and
followers of the ten finalists.

According to the executive producer of the
show, Sola Fajobi, she is expected to donate
her cash prize to a charity of her choice and
would be treated to an all-expense paid trip to
Dubai.

Fuji music star, Abass Akande Obesere’s
mother, Taibat Omobonike, emerged first
runner up while Banky W’s Empire Mates
Entertainment rapper, Skales’ mother, was
second runner up. They both get N1m and
N500, 000 cash respectively which would also be donated to a charity of choice and an all-
expense paid trip to Dubai.

Other runners up are Julius Agwu and Tony
Tetuila’s mothers. Speaking on how Mrs. Asuquo’s story was
adjudged the best of the ten, Fajobi said, “our
viewer’s were moved to tears by the story of
how Cobhams turned his disability to a success
story.

On how she managed to raise him,
despite the inherent challenges.” Mrs Asuquo said, “It wasn’t easy watching
Cobhams do chores around the house and run
errands like my other children but I resolved to
make him as independent and capable of
achieving anything he sets his mind to do. I
showed him where his box of clothes was and would ask him to go get his clothes after
bathing him.”

She also added that as he grew up, his love for
music started coming to the fore as he would
beat on anything he could lay his hands on, so
I encouraged him by buying him musical toys. Since the show began airing on May 26, the
story of 20 Nigerian celebrities, as told by their
mothers was the central focus. The
participating celebrities include Cobhams,
Skales, Obesere, Foluke Daramola, Flavour
Nabania, Mr. Olu of the Yahooze fame, Ice K, one half of the enduring duo, Artquake, Kennis
Music act, Jaywon, Tony Tetuila and female
drummer, Ara.

Others were On-Air-personality, Yaw; actors:
Femi Adebayo, Binta Ayo Mogaji, and Kunle
Afolayan; comedians: Seyi Law and Julius Agwu; Kenny Saint Best, DJ Humility and Chico
Ejiro.

AjanleKoko:

You don't get my point.
Buying the book is not going to make you rich. Reading the book is also not going to make you rich. And finally, you don't need to read the book to adjust your attitude. That's my argument. The only person that will be rich as a result of the book is the author, because he's the only person that has applied creativity, consistency, and also positioned himself for the x-factor to work. X-factor in this case being the gullibility of the masses.

The Bible isn't a good example. A lot of organizations make the Bible available at zero cost. You don't even need to buy it. I only referred to the Bible because some were quoting the Bible in support of the original post.

I strongly disagree with your view. I mean, we go to school to become better individuals, the reason we read is to pass exams. For God sake, the Bible points the gate to heaven. Reading this and applying this piece guarantees you financial success. Except you did not acquire any knowledge in school then your point has value.

AjanleKoko: Hypocrisy is the real religion of the modern world.
Just look at all these responses. Everybody is jumping on the bandwagon, high-fiving each other and the OP because they want to be rich.
It takes a lot more than mere words to be rich. And I'm sorry to burst your bubble and say, a great number of posters obviously have little or no view into the money-making dynamic.

If the guy who wrote this blog decided to publish it in a book, all of you would rush to buy it, because you want to be rich. However, you'd have succeeded in only making the author rich. If you want to be rich, get off your behinds, get out there and hustle. Riches is little beyond consistency, creativity, and the x-factor. All three usually work together to make a person money. It has nothing to do with mentality.

Some people are even quoting the Bible. Why then do we have mostly agnostics/atheists as the world's richest people? Riches have little to do with what church you attend, or what mosque you pray at. Stop deceiving yourselves.

Last parting shot: Consider that you're all here on Nairaland, generating comments and making Seun rich!

Point 15 answers your question perfectly. What's wrong with buying a piece of work that someone has spent his whole life researching on? I mean I know I'll be enriching him but at the end of the day it is worth it because my knowledge base will increase and I certainly won't be in the same thinking level.

I mean same way I'll buy a Bible if I need to make heaven is same way I'll buy this thought-provoking piece of art if I want to be rich and ofcourse, I will.