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CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Accepts Baby With Elshama Igbanoi by emalek:
It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS
FashionRe: Michelle Obama In Adire Attire By Maki Oh by emalek:
It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS
Jokes EtcRe: Biblical Toasting by emalek:
It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Got Knocked-down By A Moving Train In Lagos (PHOTO) by emalek: 9:57pm On Jul 03, 2013
Oh my God i made it, i thank u lord have been trying for the past 19 years, i never belìeve a day will cum that God wil make me to be on first page. Now to those people that have never made front page. Take this prayer point " God any body be it ogbanje o, witchcraft, native doc o, that has been my hindrance in making front page should die a permanent death in Jesus name. Did i just hear amen
Celebrities2 Face And Mikel Obi Who Is More Popular by emalek(op): 11:35am On Jul 03, 2013
Who's More popular in Naija and
International Scene between 2FACE
IDIBIA and JOHN MIKEL OBI?? Your Opinion here. =>
SportsRe: Okagbare To Feature In London Diamond-League 200M by emalek: 2:26am On Jun 30, 2013
tellwisdom: What is okagbagare?? NA VILLAGE?? sad huh
Height of madnes.. Na u dy ask question na u stil answer. Even her name u nor fìt spell
CelebritiesRe: D’banj Signs N0.25billion Deal With Etisalat by emalek: 6:36pm On Jun 28, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: I Was Misconstrued-Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by emalek: 6:33pm On Jun 28, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: List Of Celebs Who Has Donated To OJB by emalek: 6:30pm On Jun 28, 2013
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HealthRe: Signs Of Drowning & How To Help by emalek: 2:33am On Jun 23, 2013
ochukwuma15: 'I can't swim, i can't swim'. The write up is not only applicable to river (water) drowning.

Of course, there are other types and forms of drowning too numerous to mention.

There are spiritual drowning, educational drowning, relationship drowning, mental/intellectual drowning, to mention but a few.

When a man sends his wife to Port Harcourt to be causing problem here and there, when he knows that his wife is handicapped with expressing herself in English language, is that not a political drowning.

To the poster: Thanks so much for the write up. Reminds me of my friend that drowned in 2005.
May your gentle soul rest in peace, genevieve. I love you so much, but God loves you more.

*wipe tears from my eyes*
I know you're waiting for me at the gates of Heaven.

- Chuks writes from Enugu, Nigeria
SportsRe: We Are Relaxed For The Game Against Uruguay – Keshi by emalek: 3:36pm On Jun 20, 2013
mosho2good: Trust me super chickens are not going to make it to quarter final
Attention seeker
FamilyRe: ‘I Know Four Men Who Have Slept With My Wife’ by emalek: 1:12pm On Jun 20, 2013
where re the four men u dat have slept wit her nw. Shouldn't they b ìn court as witnes?
FamilyRe: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by emalek: 4:18pm On Jun 19, 2013
Ola Johnson: I doubt this story. How can a student or any person dump a baby in Moremi Hall, OAU. The strategic location of the hall which makes it easier for residents of the other nine halls of residence, except S L Akintola, ETF and to some extent Adekunle Fajuyi, to pass through it makes me doubt. The baby couldn't have been abandoned at night because the person wanting to do it would have been caught by students who will always be seen entering and leaving the hall even early hours to read. Not to talk about this entering and leaving of a thing which has increased because of the ongoing Harmattan Semester exam.
Be that as it may, I will go there myself tomorrow to find out. Great Ife!
u just want to show your forsaken self here
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Spain - Confederations Cup: (0 - 3) On 23rd June 2013 by emalek:
hit like if u cheesy[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]belìve we can match spain in match
CelebritiesRe: ................. by emalek: 4:08pm On Jun 17, 2013
Ndì ala
Christianity EtcRe: When Does Your Church Services Start And When Do You Arrive? by emalek: 1:23pm On Jun 16, 2013
mine stat frm 8.30am thru 12.30. But am always prepare 4 d lng hours, i hav a special seat that i sit down peacefuly with my phone nd browse tìll 1.00 pm after chagin my ba3. Yahoze
CelebritiesRe: Patience Ozokwor Mobbed By Fans In South-Africa by emalek: 2:12am On Jun 16, 2013
south africa get actor or actress sef
PoliticsRe: Student Arrested For Impersonating Uduaghan On Facebook by emalek: 10:01am On Jun 15, 2013
the guy they do him IT now, atleast he dy help them dey owe theìr money. Well done MR ACCOUNTANT
PoliticsRe: Lagos Plans Hi-Tech Traffic Management System by emalek: 9:58am On Jun 15, 2013
fashola na only road mata u know self. Abeg face other sector jor
Christianity EtcRe: Obadare To Be Buried In Gold- Plated Casket. by emalek: 9:55am On Jun 15, 2013
wetin concern una with how dey go spend there money. If u dy vex abeg go hug the casket
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Demonstration: 10 Killed, 5 Injured, 4 Arrested by emalek: 11:25am On Jun 09, 2013
na by force to sit down 4 houx' massob na so una govt wan b?
PoliticsRe: Oyo Hasnt Borrowed Money In 2 Years – Ajimobi by emalek: 5:25pm On Jun 08, 2013
and so? Na 2 stop to borrow money or nor b development dy send u cum do
CrimeRe: Shrine Of Man That Killed His Mum Demolished By Police by emalek: 10:00am On Jun 08, 2013
oh my God tank 4 dis front page tins, bt wetin concern shrine nd d killing
Christianity EtcRe: "Footprint of God" Found In South Africa (Video) by emalek: 11:41am On Jun 02, 2013
it tink say God dy fly dis footprint na wetin agaìn

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