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Na oliver de coque we know .
Who be dis?

Love is indeed BLIND

NCAN will not disappoint in this.... Trust me

Ok we hear.

And make sure the one you are buying is new, so as to avoid Moratorium issues (MMM participants can relate to this)

MMM guider school.
Their pay is making me think twice

Namecheckers have arrived.

**i m reporting live from Benin city, the Edo state capital.
NCAN, Benin zone

Fire indeed.
Hiss

The way naija women come dey show demselves these days dey fear me o!
This na passion too?

D

In Emmanuella's voice ......... **copy copy Aunty! **

yankeedude:
Ok. Please give me the link

Send me a whatsapp message via my signature

yankeedude:
Where do you buy it from?

Via a reseller.
Very trusted

Africa no join e!
Na today?

An engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Engineer:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Engineer:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Engineer :
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Engineer:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Engineer:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an Engineer.

What did i just read

yemsai:
Dis got me rolling on d floor..

I'm still laughing here

So?

Lai lai
They prefer this style below

columbus007:
I was almost leaving the church,okay let me go back and pray 4u so that u can recieve sense

Epic!

Kai
Recession
Left, right, centre, front, back, up, down, side and diagonal

But what is that knife doing on the rice

Hmmmmmm...
E don set.
The guy go don delete im account by now.
He see wetin pass breaking bad

Namecheckers can easily identify this one

nairalanddss:
hmmm...2500 per month, glo 10gig

I pay 2100 for it bro

Behold! THE CHILD OF GOD.
I hail o! APC

Wickedness in the highest order

I can see your BOSS saved VULTURE'S name properly on his phone

Where is Mobutu sese seko and Idi Dada Amin?

Some guys have stopped applying for jobs since MMM came.

orimsamsam:
can u get me his full speech

I don't have it bro

Thief-nubu you mean?

Ndakoba

Wow
Nice.
But is poor uniben student his name?

It is no longer news, that a new oba has been crowned in the ancient city of Benin, today 20th October, 2016.
Contrary to what was widely accepted, the oba openly said on live TV, that he is the 40th oba to ascend the throne, and not the 39th, as we have been made to believe.
The press and the general public should take note of this info.
**His speech was all encompassing and truly captivating.
Long live the oba of Benin.
Long live oba Ewuare II.
Oba ghá tö kpëé.


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