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This shit is actually gaining ground in this country.
Rubbish

Wetin consæn Seun now?
E don born again, leave the monarch.

Employee too scared to challenge his boss.
He should have done his own analysis.
btw, which one is republic day?

H

King Jaja?!
Which Jaja of Orobo Opobo be this wan again?!


*modified**
See golden shoe like JamesBond memorabilia

Cherishing:
but why would a jobless man think of marriage na stone him wan take feed him wife n children

I wonder

But what he said is heard every now and then in marriage counseling classes.
I don't see why these advise is having a rippling effect on social media.
Can we discuss something else? Because whoever will get married will surely get married

But what's the advantage of being a cultist?
You hear they die in their final year, yet you ll still want to belong.

See where balming has landed this one...... Inside the gutter, stone cold.


* children of nowadays.... I no say una no dey hear word.
Pls stay away from cultism. It doesn't pay

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
cc NLJega

Mbaka why?
Part2

Where is Falz?

. .... And everyone forgot what they came to do @shoprite
Paparazzi ti take over

Op, u ok?
Where is the story?

Hhhhhhmmmmmm Nigerians!
Una don come again!
Is that why you couldn't come down from the vehicle to take a good shot?


Padded kò, Always ní

Endtime

Wow!
Is this Transformation or Change?

FuckTheM0ds:
una mumuism were both of you guys inherited from your forefathers. No be for this thread una go display am.
Bunch of two Ugly Bastards

Broke a** ni**er

tunderay:
Did you seriously made this comment? When did Oshiomole made the famous "go and die " statement? Was it not during his first term? Did he not win his re-election? You people just like unnecesary comparism? Why not compared him with a governor like Ambode who Lagos state people see as a man who is delivering dividend of democracy? What can you tall me about a man that is a joke, who can't even boast of anything tangible except to cut ponmo and eat ewa agonyin.

You must be from Saturn to have uttered the bolded.
Next time, verify before posting.
Google is ur friend

Is Oshiom- ole seeking a third term?
Why is he going about campaigning?

Anyways, APC Edo can go an' die
We ll kick them out come Sept. 10

Really?

Hhhhjmmmmmmmm

Proof pls

FuckTheM0ds:
are you a FB staff/agent?
If your reply isn't in the affirmative then i'd advice you to go see a doctor

Sharap.
I have a current account there too, and i can draw to zero anytime.

Grow up!

Waste of data

Too many bad belle posts above me.
Congrats Op

Jeez!
See as the man hold am like World cup.
So, what is he doing on a hospital bed?

FuckTheM0ds:
Mehn i was just so damn hungry today, i had no penny on me and since i don't really have friends nor acquaintance, i had to visit the Atm to withdraw the last kobo in my account.
I operate a current account with First Bank and the minimum cash in my account must be 1k and i had 1,5k so i happily went to the Atm stand to withdraw the last 5h (make i take buy garri sugar to come and soak/sip and survive) but unfortunately i met a very long queue and the queue was filled with handsome boys, rich men and ladies and young fresh girls. And they all stared at me due to my phenomenal height and glaring appearance
I was like Oh my Jesus i'm finished. I AM FINISHED. See as i want withdraw 500 naira in the midst of these classes of homo sapiens
Well the Atm machine was good enough and was paying and while the long line was progressing the guy i was behind, he was very young but he withdrew 70k and i fastened my eyes to the ATM screen and saw his inquiry which was more than seven digits and i was like Chai see money eh, a young and tall female corper came and stood at my back and stared at me and SMILED and when it was my turn to slot in my card I was like oh dear corper your beauty is so superciliously elegant and splendiferously tantalizing. pls you may go forward and cash first dont worry about me i'd be FINE cos i'm a man of PATIENCE and she was oh youre a very good guy. She thanked me and went and withdrew 20 thousand and i was shivering and when she ejected her card she dropped me her numz and told me to call her cos she liked my Character.
Na so i wait till the place dry before i slot in my card and withdrew the 500 naira, trekked back home and right now i'm sipping the garri as i'm typing.
I took 1 hundred naira and recharged my line and called the corper and she was like so damn happy and asked me to take her to Oliver Twist Restaurant Tomorow.
I dont have money pls what should i tell her?
GOD PUNISH POVERTY, I REPEAT. GOD PUNISH POVERTY.
Owu (poverty) na Bastard.
Cc BABANGBALI, dannyfillz unapapadeycraze, finalboss1 et al

Op you dey lie sha! Dem dey leave 1k for current account?
Why you too dey lie like dis?

timsonpreye:
u deserve more of that...

Sharap

Mumu
But no be mechanic be dat?


Someone should have quickly started the engine..... So that the pervert can experience the unbearable

HateU2:
lol
U sounds as if you know me very well. Who are you? I never see this moniker before.



I'm not a big fan of food thou.

Dunno you, but your moniker and that of your 2 besties' are kinda popular on NL.

timsonpreye:
Alryt boss,have also some useful advice from friends here am going there ryt always , some romanceders are childish, ppls lyk trapqueen and emeijeh every tin is fun for dem.... sorry to say that.

Please watch your words man