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HopeAtHand:
I locked my key inside my car and the panelbeater charged me 5K to open my car. Before i reach my wallet to sort the money out, the man had opened the lock in less than 3 mins.

I just stood in shock..

I experienced something similar when I locked My boss key in his jeep.

paulstrings:
How do I do that?

By rooting your android.

IMEI tweaking.

Good that I'm still using My NOKIA phones.

I want to buy land at Sango-Otta or Ifon for less than a N100,000.00 and then buy a tent to place on the land for my residential.

Good tutorial.

opeyemix:
your explanation isnt simple. i am talking about blogger not php.


how do i create?
how do i upload it to google webmaster tool

just assume i know nothing about sitemap....so plz explain better thanks

Blogger is simple because they run on Google platform.

Airtel Opera-mini which gives Me free web pass to browse absolutely free.

Job simply means (Just only broke).

NZAGHA:
Please help/advice me on what to do...

Its really getting out of hand...

I think phone has really, done more harm to me than good.

It makes me procrastinate... What i will have to do now, i will be tinking of leaving it the next day just to surf on NL.

I makes me lazy... All the time phone.. No time to do other thing, even if i get, i go just receive notification from fb, nl... Hia dere i go no more chores..

Makes me depressed if my ba3 is down, e go just be like say world don end...

Lastly, am currently suffering from finger pain... Too much pim pim pim, my finger they hot like fire...

Some times i go give my friends d phone in other to engage something in one way or thee other... But after dem return am.. Haa.. I go calculate all those days wey i neva press join, come see phone destroyer

friends, of a truth am tired of this stuff, i need an advice from you guys... Thanksz.

I'm sure you've downloaded lots of interesting stuff on your phone.

chysam:
You no get an iota of faith oo!!
So you don even forget France vs Portugal wey never reach 24 hours now now

This is a matter of fact and not faith. Though France was expected to win because they had better players; Portugal equally has good players. The thing pain me that France lost.

dermmy:
Abeg make dem tell us black friday date na dat one dey do me

JUMIA fall my hand at the last black-Friday.

Is all that requirement for the useless JUMIA?

leofab:
What is he feeling like? He should remember how he started and know that some people are still like him.. He should try and change the world around him and not feeling like God himself..

Help as much people as you can help.. If not for his friends that helped him with uniforms maybe he won't have been in that cork--pit

Rightly stated.

phraoh:
When they dreamt in Atlanta 96, they actualised it and came out tops...

Therefore I suggest you also start dreaming henceforth and better do well in acting on it.

Cheers.

Nothing for them in this Rio.

So cool.

KangaIye:
Emeka so you mean Seun is very Sh.....

Size age.

Festivalofholi:
Thanks. How much does it cost?

I don't really know the price; but I know the phone.

omogin:
This is a warning to all you Christian singles having sexual intercourse before marriage. The scriptures warn that you flee sexual immorality. Its for a reason. Be patient, get married before engaging in such. God is wiser than man. Many youths suffering for a very long time or those who are suddenly cut short in their prime, contacted marine spirits through their sexual partners without knowing.

Let's marry so that we can do.

Festivalofholi:
Timely thread, been looking for a good phone to buy of late

Go for Windows phone 6938.

butanep:
Good morning Nairalanders.

I know this forum has been providing vital solutions to problems from time immemorial hence the need to pour-out my worries on this forum to get solutions become inevitable.

I was preparing for the final between Portugal and France yesterday when my girlfriend called me she will be coming, that I should be at home by 5pm. I was like why today of all day now! I told her I won't be around that I will be going to my parents place that evening. She began to act cold via the phone and later told me she will come let's go together. I haven't even seen your parents one on one she said... I was like which kind stubborn babe is this... I replied let's see about it but it will be better we make it another day. Don't worry today is the perfect day she said and cut the calls.

I tried calling no answer. This babe has come again because she don't like hearing football. We have had issues on this football matter severally but I told her she can't dictate what I will do or not, that I started watching football before I meet her. She first stop me from playing my soccer game when she is around. my friend have to call me when coming during the weekend to play games if she is around or not. I had to stop doing it when she is around to avoid problems.


Fast-forward... She came few minutes to 5pm. She was looking superb, probably to impress my parents. The desire for romance and sex came but I have to rebuked it because if it start, then my match is cancelled. How do I tell her I ve changed my mind from seeing my parents to watching football she never like or want to hear when she is around. We talk and talk till about few minutes to 8. She observed I wasn't coming closer to her as usual. She was like, a you expecting another woman. I smiled...

Then I busted it. Baby lets go and watch match. This one is very interesting. It's a final match. Ohhh match again. Aren't you going to your parents place again? I said my mum called to tell me she won't be around. She became relaxed. Please cancel the match... I want to cook something, you need to assist me. I was like baby am not hungry. I ve eaten. I am watching my food intake this period. She said that's my own, she wants to cook and I should be with her. The hatred against her started again. I said if you don't want to follow me to watch the match, eat your food alone. You can't stop me this time. Even my mother can't stop me from watching this final.

I left the kitchen. I called a friend to reserve a seat for me. She was frowning bitterly . I have made up my mind already. Few minutes after Ronaldo was brough -down, I received a text from her. " Dear so your match is more important than me" you can forgo me just because of match you can still watch later...it's a pity you don't love me. All I was thinking is how Ronaldo will come back again. I didn't give the message a second thought.


After the match. I was so happy Portugal won after the heat from France. That is when I read her message again. I quickly ran home. It was almost 11:30pm. She has slept. I send her a romantic message and told her am sorry about it but she should try to let me enjoy my football.

She woke up this morning. She was still frowning that I abandoned her for common football. I try to make her understand how important and interesting the match is to me. She left in anger and said I should either choose my football or her. That when I have made up my mind, I should let her know.


Though decision for me to make. I am not scared of loosing her anyway but I don't want us to break-up just like that... I'm not ready to drop sports again because of her. I told myself the sacrifices is too much, maybe I have to let her go... I have made up my mind not to call her.


Nairalanders what do you think on this issue? Matured advised only...

You are very crazy for being happy that Portugal won the match that I was expecting France to win.

But you shall still be duped at computer village.

DJHANDSOME:
And This is Seun's future wife o !

Seun can't marry Linda; she is too big for him; I think Lanicky is a better option.

DamiG:
Change it to 3-0,Portugal will whoop their butts

France is winning this.

refiner:
Good morning and merry Sunday friends...

I don't seem to get a satisfactory answer to these...and I think here might be in a better position to give me the answers I crave for...

in my church,*name undisclosed*the pastor uses a phone to read bible....but I wish to ask if it's morally right for a pastor to use a phone to read bible while preaching...

it maybe ignored if it was being used by a member,but we are talking about a pastor here,who stands by the pulpit to preach the word of God...but instead of the bible,he uses a phone...

The thing is morally wrong because as a pastor; he is not leading by example; do you know that the E-bible mis-quote some words to suit the devil?

januzaj:
Some guys are still in stone age
So people still believe in witchcraft in 2016

I see foolish people in action without evidence.

Super-story.

Amazing indeed.

See the kind of rubbish I'm reading. I smell lies ; who told them that that boy was the one who raped the baby?

Is Sunday Oliseh expecting to die?

webincomeplus:
Even if your site is focused on Nigerians, that doesn't stop you from going with a foreign host. As much as I advocate for Nigerian products and services, I take web hosting services as an exception for many reasons.

First, many web hosting companies in Nigeria are experimental businesses that only purchase reseller packages from foreign companies. Once these businesses aren't getting the profits they're projected, they fold up, leaving their clients to start from scratch.

Second, most of these companies are built so heavily around one or few individuals that if anything happens to the stakeholders, the whole business suffers. Remember Syskay?

Third, most web hosting services in Nigeria suck when it comes to customer service. When you contact them about your plan to purchase hosting with them, you'll be dealing with angels. But when you run into problems after becoming their customer, they'll turn into devils! They'll ignore your calls and emails and leave you biting your fingers.

Fourth, many of them offer crappy credentials in the name of trying to offer cheap plans. Why on earth would any company offer a plan of 1GB disk space and 2.5GB bandwidth. Most of the time, beginners who really don't know what these mean are conned into buying them, only for them to start running into bandwidth issues shortly after.

Fifth, many of their staff don't have enough technical knowledge to handle even simple support issues. And that's why they don't help most of the time -- not necessarily because they don't want to help. After all, you can't help with what you don't know jack about.

Sixth, the present state of the Nigerian economy won't just allow some businesses to run smoothly. Web hosting is one of them.

I know this won't go down well with Nigerian web hosting services and their apologists, but the truth needs to be told. All I've written is based on personal and referred experience as well as several stories of woe that I've read here on NL.

If you think most Nigerian hosting companies are reliable, ask yourself why Nairaland, the newspaper websites, websites owned by tertiary institutions and reputable organizations, and the most popular blogs in the country are not domiciled with Nigerian hosting companies.

PS. Read well between the lines, and you'd see that I never generalized. I understand that there might be few exceptions. My points apply to most, not all. But it's hard to tell who would falter in the next minute.

Some Nigerian hosting sites are reliable and work perfectly.