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Politics › Re: Senator Ben Murray Bruce Blocks Me On Twitter For Saying This (snapshot) by emekachimek: 2:20pm On Feb 27, 2016

You deserve worse things sef. Your tweet depicts lack of respect, even for elders. You must be a spoilt child. Imagine someone else tweeting this to your grand father

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Politics › Re: Real Reason Imo State Is Boiling by emekachimek: 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2016

SirJeffry:
If that strike is all about doctors serving under govt hospitals, then Rochas is on the right course.

Those murafcckers never show up at their duty posts, they only care about their private hospitals and expect salary from govt.

They can't have their cake and eat it naa. Abeg Rochas should also seize their licenses too.>

If that's what you gat to say, may you be owed 12 months salary in your life like those health workers

Politics › Re: Real Reason Imo State Is Boiling by emekachimek: 1:54pm On Feb 12, 2016

Chiwude:
Funny

Politics › Re: Real Reason Imo State Is Boiling by emekachimek: 9:17pm On Feb 11, 2016

You must be one of the Rochas's sympathizers he hired yesterday to disrupt the peaceful protest by the NLC. But thank God, NLC pass una, and you couldn't make any move again. Please stop spreading falsehood and propaganda here, no market for you.

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Politics › Re: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by emekachimek: 12:53am On Feb 11, 2016

engrjacuzzi:
imo state has always been in the news for messy situation. ohakim wasn't too far from disappointment. imagine if rochas okorocha was a president of this country?

Hmmm! Who dash monkey coat. He fitn't

Politics › Re: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by emekachimek: 2:01pm On Feb 10, 2016

SamJed:
How many people have noticed that it is only the APC state governments that are the major thorns in Nigeria's flesh...Osun and Imo...well i blame imo people for voting rochas...they wanted change now they have been scamed

The biggest scam of 21st century.

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Politics › Re: New Pics Of Doctor Shot In Owerri Emerge:Does He Look Like Someone Shot In Head? by emekachimek: 4:47pm On Feb 05, 2016

onomeasike:
This is corruption a beg.This is the person shot in the Head?
This NMA guys are jokers if they shut down all hospitals in Imo state because of this hired protester.
This can only happen in two places;Charly Boy Show and Federal Republic of Nigeria >

From this view, can you prove that you see the whole head, if you understand what is head? Why not ask for the opposite side of the head? My thoughts though

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Education › Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by emekachimek: 9:40am On Feb 05, 2016

sexaddict08:
me I saw 4 water melon, can u explain how its 5?

There are 4 of 3/4 melons = 3
There are 4 of 1/2 melons = 2
Total = 3+2 = 5
QED (lol)

Education › Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by emekachimek: 9:36am On Feb 05, 2016

Explorers:
2. How many watermelon are here?

5 watermelons

Phones › Re: How To Repair Damaged Or Corrupted SD Card And Flash Drive by emekachimek: 7:00am On Jan 27, 2016

mokoshalb:
If you have a corrupt or damaged memory which you tried to format and it keeps replying you with WINDOWS CAN’T FORMAT DISK and you wish to repair it, kindly follow the following steps:-
Insert the corrupted memory card into a card reader, and then connect the card reader to the computer.

Procedures:
Open RUN on your computer (to open RUN click on the “start” icon and enter “search for program” then type in RUN or press ctrl-R on desktop
After opening RUN type in “CMD” in the provided text box.
After that, type in “DISKPART”.
Type in “LIST DISK”.
Type in “SELECT DISK 1”.
Type in “CLEAN”.
Type in “CREATE PARTITION PRIMARY”.
Type in “ACTIVE”.
Type in “SELECT PARTITION 1”.
Lastly type in “FORMAT FS=FAT32”.
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NOTE: You should wait for 30 - 45 Minutes for it to Finish loading 1 -100%
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After finishing this process remove your card reader from the computer USB port and also remove the SD card from the card reader……..that’s all.
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http://www.mokoshalb.com/2015/07/how-to-repair-damaged-or-corrupted-sd.html
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cc: lalasticlala

Family › Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by emekachimek: 9:46pm On Jan 22, 2016

Mindfulness:
Pls, how do I bring myself to love cockroaches?

Obviously you are not married

Family › Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by emekachimek: 4:09pm On Jan 22, 2016

Ashamed? Even if you marry a very handsome man, you'll have more worries than you have now. I bet you, even if you get married to the most handsome man on earth, the romantic love will fade away in a few years and what will be sustaining your marriage will be the content in your husband, which you are fortunate enough to have in him. If you check well, those people you said that look at you are most likely to be unmarried who are still swimming in fantasy and haven't come to reality. You really have to thank God for your husband as few men will possess the qualities you described above. To show you off to his friends and very nice to you, then he loves and respects you. If I may ask, what else does one need in a relationship? Pls get yourself to love him; it's actually a matter of choice to love. Forget about the fantasy world, married people here will bear me witness. So pls, give the guy good food, help him dress well and you see him look good.

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Family › Re: This Little Girl Got Married In Northern Nigeria (Unconfirmed) by emekachimek: 10:05pm On Jan 18, 2016

Is someone supposed to tick by looking at this little girl? This is gross child abuse!

Phones › Re: How To Buy Airtime Directly From Your Bank Without Atm Or Internet by emekachimek: 1:07pm On Jan 10, 2016

First Bank doesn't permit me again!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Is Sex Without Orgasm Enjoyable For You by emekachimek: 3:41pm On Jan 03, 2016

[quote author=Love Machine post=41613601]The vagina hood needs to be circumcised.It' is not ideal to leave it.dangling.It's an eyesore.[/quote
It's not used for beauty pageant.
By the way, that which you refer as an eyesore (in a child perhaps) is never an eyesore in an adult when the oestrogens have started beautifying it

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Is Sex Without Orgasm Enjoyable For You by emekachimek: 3:24pm On Jan 03, 2016

Love Machine:
Circumcision is not the removal of the clitorris.It's the removal of the foreskin that are not a vital organ in the vagina,just like the penis foreskin.It's is only when the vagina is mutilated that's when the clitorris and other vital organ in that area would be removed.

There are various degrees of female genital cutting ((FGC), which may include removal of, not only the clitorris, but the labia. Some even do some refashioning of the female external Instruments. Some have severe dysparunia, and some don't even have penetrative sex again as result of the scar tissues that result from the procedure. Therefore, sexual dysfunction can range from as mild as anorgasmia to frank inability to have penetrative sex.
FGC is grossly discouraged. Pls don't cut your female child, it doesn't have any advantage

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Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Behave This Way If U Fail To Marry Them After Having A Child by emekachimek: 6:08pm On Dec 26, 2015

Hygist:
op uncle's dnt deserve that bro, do u mean igbo guys dnt have kids out of wedlock? bias

Stop wailing bro, do the traditional rites and take your wife home. You think she can lose on both sides? You get her pregnant and not marry her, and you take the baby away? Igbos are always a step ahead. We don't care about your hatred for us. Our tradition guides us. I repeat! Pay your dues and take what belongs to you.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Behave This Way If U Fail To Marry Them After Having A Child by emekachimek: 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2015

Hygist:
there is nothing like prefer, nigerians do inter marry, have kids and if relationship dont work out again they understand themselves but in the case of igbos, they will run with the kids. this not really fair at all. u guys should change their mentality. life is more than that now

Why are you still weeping? if your girls were better, why have something to do with an Igbo girl for a relationship

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Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Behave This Way If U Fail To Marry Them After Having A Child by emekachimek: 5:46pm On Dec 26, 2015

nigport:
Ohhhh my God please 10000000000 lik 4 dix man. Same wit me I have a cousin of same age I don't no de guy up till date wen I lost my uncle my uncle babe took de boy and run away up till date no trace of the boy I jus 2 hate igbo ppl abeg mak buhari allow dem carry deir trouble go Bleep biafra

You hate them, yet your people/tribe prefer the Igbo girls; something must be terrible with your tribes's girls

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Politics › Re: Buhari Bows To Pressure From Dasuki by emekachimek: 1:23pm On Dec 20, 2015

There was a country called zoo where you are promised that corruption will be fought but the corruption fighters are corruption themselves. AFiC..., 'changi'
Nonsense human beings

Romance › Re: See The 5 Major Reasons Why Men Get Erections Early In The Morning by emekachimek: 12:39pm On Dec 16, 2015

Genea:
My bf says its cus he fantasizes abt me

It is not due to sexual arousal. He's just patronizing you

Celebrities › Re: See How Nigerian Celebs Will Look Like 40 Years From Now (photos) by emekachimek: 11:36pm On Dec 11, 2015

Wow! An app did this I guess. Pls how can one get this; I'd love to see how I'll look like when I get old

Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by emekachimek: 8:25am On Dec 09, 2015

This is simple but complicated. Simple, in the sense that she's not his wife and you are. So, simply displace her from your rightful place. It's complicated, however, in the sense that it could cost you the peace you enjoy in your marriage. I could say you contributed to the complication. Why? Because you could have nipped it in the bud when you got married newly but didn't.
Way forward: In a polite manner, tell your husband that enough is enough. Let your husband do the resolution; never discuss it with your mother-in-law, NEVER! I believe you guys are Christians. Therefore, remind your husband that his mother is putting asunder to what God joined together. Also remind him what the bible says that, 'therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and cling unto his wife and they shall become one flesh'.
Good morning people and have a good day

Politics › Re: House Of Reps: 20 Million Niger Delta Citizens Should Be Allowed To Die by emekachimek: 9:54am On Dec 04, 2015

DebateNigeria:
Is he not the senate leader today?

Selfish, Clueless, shameless illiterate senate

Politics › Re: Iretiola Doyle Shows Her Injury From A Traffic Robbery by emekachimek: 11:16pm On Dec 03, 2015

The doctor did a nice job; nice mattress suturing

Politics › Re: House Of Reps: 20 Million Niger Delta Citizens Should Be Allowed To Die by emekachimek: 4:45pm On Dec 03, 2015

Those are the statements you get when you vote illiterates who graduate from babysitting to becoming your lawmakers

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Be Chassing Me Like They've Not Seen Woman Before by emekachimek: 7:07pm On Nov 15, 2015

Me I dey wonder too o, no be say you even fine sef

Family › Re: When Your Child Is Quiet For 5 Minutes (hillarious Pictures) by emekachimek: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2015

fav444:
na to beat nonsense comot for their body first

Lol. You dey talk like this because say you never born before. Wait till you born, u'll understand they did it with all the innocence of their hearts. Kids are lovely!

Romance › Re: Please Help!! My House Girl Is Tempting Me Oo by emekachimek: 11:03am On Nov 14, 2015

Just tell your wife that the sight of the girl gives you erection, and I promise you, you won't see the girl in your house the next minute. This works like magic. A trial will convince you. However, if you have made up your mind to have sex with her, your marriage is doomed to fail. Mark my words!

Politics › Re: Recent Picture Of Former Nigeria Minister Of Petroleum Alison Madueke by emekachimek: 6:41am On Nov 14, 2015

ElDaIllest:
I'm still trying to figure out if it is EFCC or kwaraption that scraped her hair like that ...this one no be clipper again o,na bottle standard

It's chemotherapy. That's one of the side effects. However, I'm yet to believe that it's the former petroleum minister

Phones › Re: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by emekachimek: 7:51pm On Oct 30, 2015

MTN grossly disrespected the directives of the NCC and they must pay the penalty for that. They impoverished Nigerians when they first came to Nigeria. How could they sell one SIM card for #30,000? As if that wasn't enough, you gat to recharge #1,500 every 2 weeks whether you make calls or not. As if that still wasn't enough, they told us per second billing wasn't possible then but as
soon as GLO came and gave us per second billing, MTN remembered it was possible. This is the time for payback! I wish Nigerians will directly reap from this sanction
OP, I guess you were not yet born when all these history I gave happened

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Phones › Re: If U Lose Ur Mobile U Can Trace It Back Wit Dis Simple Method by emekachimek: 3:18pm On Oct 30, 2015

oluwafemi113:
If you lose your mobile you can trace it back.
Most of us always fear that our Mobile may be stolen at any time.
Each mobile carries a unique
IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.
This is how it works!!
1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.
2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.
3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the Number which will help trace your mobile in Case of a theft.
4. Once stolen you just have to E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as below.
Your name:____________________
Address:______________________
Phone model:_________________
Make:_________________________
Last used No.:_________________
E-mail for communication:_____
Missed date:___________________
IMEI No :_______________________
5. No need to go to the police.
6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated even if the SIM card has been changed.
PASS ON THIS VERY
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL...COPIED

CopyRight Oluwafemmy

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