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Christianity EtcRe: 38 Repentant Prostitutes Baptized In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by emekachimek: 1:27pm On Oct 10, 2016
osesology:
Once a prostitute, always a prostitute. If dem like make dem undergo fire baptism, it's already in their blood.
U can quote me anywhere
Have you not read that 'if anyone is in Christ Jesus, he is a new creation. Old things have passed away, behold all things have become new' ( 2 Corinthians 5:17).
You see, you cannot judge them. Only God can!
RomanceRe: We are crazy by emekachimek: 9:43pm On Oct 03, 2016
I advise you use that time, money and energy to invest in something more useful. You may think you are enjoying life, mana cheta na a gbachaa oso, a guo mile
PhonesRe: Wow!!! October 2016 Best Airtel Data Plan Bundles & Codes by emekachimek: 9:56pm On Oct 01, 2016
dollarprincess:
Check out all the latest Airtel data bundles for Android, Blackberry, Laptop users, iPhone users and other mobile devices in October 2016
Recently airtel Nigeria released an interesting new data plan called smartSPEEDOO Data Plans. I can say without a doubt that this is one of the coolest data plans in the industry. This Airtel plan supports small and heavy data users and provides various package for it users such as Android, Blackberry, Laptop users, iPhone users and other. In this article we will review all the available data plans under the Airtel smartSPEEDOO Data plans.

The Data plans can be used in you computers, smarts phones like Android, Blackberry, iPhone and a lot more.

Airtel Free Surf No commitment

Free Surf offers a solution to this problem. It is designed to encourage the customer to surf the internet without any upfront commitment and bill shock or concerns of spending so much on data plan.

Benefits of Free Surf

i. No need to be bothered of finishing the data bundle: This means that there is no need to monitor your data allowance and validity period. Once your data plan is expired and there isn’t any money to renew the data plan, FREE SURF takes over your browsing giving you good browsing rates until your bundle is renewed.Customer does not suffer bill shock whenever the data is exhausted.As you use more, you pay less: the more you browse the cheapest it becomes.
ii. Customer is in control of their own data spend: In this case the user don’t have to commit to huge sums of money to pay for any data bundle.
iii. Never pay expensive PAYG rates: This case the customers gets free data bonus once they attain certain data usage marks as follows Customers get 10MB when they use upto 10MB. Free 50MB when they use upto 50MB {incremental 40MB usage}Free 100MB whenever you use 100MB (incremental 40MB usage)milestone.Customers gets up to 160MB FREE on FREE SURF every month.

How to activate Airtel Free Surf
You Should Also Read: Best Four Fastest Browsers For Android Phones
http://www.getontopc.com/2016/09/best-four-fastest-browsers-for-android.html

All you need to do is to dial *141# then reply with “2” without quotes to activate!!! and you good to go.

Affordable Airtel Data Bundle Plans

1. DAILY 30MB

Affordable at its best rate with our low cost data bundle plans. Enjoy this daily plan at N100 for 1 day
Dial *410# to activate!!!

2. 3-Day 100MB

Affordable at its best rate with low cost data bundle plans. Enjoy the 100MB, 3 day plan at N200 for 3 days
Dial *412# to activate!!!

3. 5-STAR PACK

Affordable at its best rate with low cost data bundle plans. Enjoy 5 star pack at N100 for 5 days. This data plan gives you 25MB(5MB daily) valid for 5days
Dial *401# to activate!!!

4. WEEKLY BUNDLES:
Affordable at its best rate with low cost data bundle plans. Enjoy 80MB weekly plan at N300 valid for 7 days
Dial *417# to activate!!!
5. EASY BUNDLES: Affordable at its best rate with low cost data bundle plans. Enjoy 750 MB Easy plan at N500 for 14 days
Dial *418# to activate!!!

6. 2G Pack BUNDLES: This unlimited data pack are in two category first is valid for 10days and cost N200 Dial *482*1# to activate!!!, the second data pack is valid for 25 days and cost N500 Dial *482*2# to activate!!!

ANDROID BUNDLE

1. ANDROID 1.0

Get much more data for much less with Android plans. Plans are usable on all devices all day. Enjoy Android 1.0 at N1,000 for 1.5GB. Valid for 30 days
Dial *496# to activate!!!

2. ANDROID 2.0

we up to date with what's important with Android 2.0 at N2,000 for 3.5GB. Valid for 30 days all day. Usable on all devices
Dial *437# to activate!!!

3. ANDROID 2.5

Stay connected and never miss out on information with the Android 2.5 plan at N2,500 for 5GB. Valid for 30 days all day.Usable on all devices
Dial *437*1# to activate!!

4. ANDROID 3.5

Watch movies, download and stream music to stay up to date with Android 3.5 at N3,500 for 7GB. Valid for 30 days all day. Usable on all devices
Dial *438# to activate!!!

5. ANDROID 4.0

Watch movies, download and stream music to stay up to date with Android 4.0 at N4,000 for 9GB. Valid for 30 days all day. Usable on all devices
Dial *438*1# to activate!!!
You Should Also Read:LIST OF CHEAP DATA SUBSCRIPTION CODES FOR ALL NETWORKS IN NIGERIA (RELOADED)
http://www.getontopc.com/2015/12/list-of-cheap-data-subscription-codes.html

SOCIAL BUNDLES

1. Unlimited: Stay socially connected and chat, browse and stay up to date with social bundle plan at N300 valid for 25 days. Usable for Facebook,Twitter, Whatsapp, We Chat and 2go e.t.c
Dial *688# press "1" to activate!!!

2. Monthly:Stay socially connected and chat, browse and stay up to date with 25 days plan. at N200 for 1GB.Usable for Facebook,Twitter Whatsapp, We Chat and 2go e.t.c
Dial *688# press "2" to activate!!!

3. Weekly: Stay socially connected and chat, browse and stay up to date with 5 days plan. at N100 for 200MB.Usable for Facebook,Twitter Whatsapp, We Chat and 2go e.t.c
Dial *688# press "3" to activate!!!

TIME BASED BUNDLE

1.TIME BASED 30

Need quick download for only a certain period like 30 mins? Airtel time based plans Enjoy Time based 30 at N300 only
Dial *439*3# to activate!!!

2.TIME BASED 60

Need data for only a certain period like 60 mins?Airtel time based plans Enjoy Time based 60 at N500 only
Dial *481*2# is to activate!!!

NIGHT BASED BUNDLE

1. N25 for 500MB. Valid between 12 and 5 am Dial *312# press "3" now press "1" to activate!!!
2. N200 for 1.5GB. Valid between 12 and 5 am Dial *688# press "3" now press "2" to activate!!!

WEEKEND BUNDLE

Make your weekends worthwhile and memorable with Airtel weekend plans.Enjoy superfast browsing usable between 12am Saturday and 11:59pm on Sunday.Enjoy Airtel Weekend bundle with 1GB at N100 during the weekend.
Dial *474*1# to activate!!!
You Should Also Read:Weekend Data Plan For Heavy Downloaders
http://www.getontopc.com/2016/04/weekend-data-plan-for-heavy-downloaders.html

BLACKBERRY DATA PLAN

1. BLACKBERRY UNLIMITED MONTH

The Airtel Blackberry month cost N1,500 only, gives you 3GB data valid for 30 days. Also you can use this blackberry plan on other devices such as Android, iPhone, Laptop
Dial *435# to activate!!!

2. BLACKBERRY UNLIMITED WEEK

The Airtel Blackberry week cost N525 only, gives you 200MB data valid for 7 days. Also you can use this blackberry plan on other devices such as Android, iPhone, Laptop
Dial *440*17# to activate!!!
3. BLACKBERRY UNLIMITED DAY

The Airtel Blackberry day cost N100 only, gives you 40MB data valid for a days. Also you can use this blackberry plan on other devices such as Android, iPhone, Laptop
Dial *440*18# to activate!!!

4. BLACKBERRY COMPLETE MONTH

The Airtel Blackberry complete month cost N1,000 only, gives you 3GB data valid for 30 days. Also you can use this blackberry plan works on Blackberry device only
Dial *431# to activate!!!

MEGA PACKS
1. MEGA5 PACK

Enjoy our Mega 5 plans with 10GB at N5,000 for 30 days. Connect all your data enabled home and office devices with burn rate of 1kobo/kb 24hrs weekday and weekend
. Dial *452# is to activate!!!

2. MEGA8 PACK

Stay on the Smart side of life with our 16GB Mega 8 plan, with a burn rate of 1kobo/kb 24hrs weekday and weekend. Enjoy our Mega 8 plan at N8,000 for 30 days.
Dial *460# is to activate!!!

3. MEGA10 PACK

Heavy on data? This is the best plans at the most affordable rate for Mega 10 plan with 22GB at N10,000 only. What's more? Plan now comes with a burn rate of 1kobo/kb 24hrs weekday and weekend.
Dial *462# is to activate!!!

4. MEGA15 PACK

Enjoy 30GB super-fast and reliable data to stay connected with our Mega 15 plan.
Dial *463# is to activate!!!

5. MEGA36 PACK

Do you require large data for the whole family or an office? Then the Airtel Mega 36 plan is the ultimate choice with 50GB at N36,000 valid for 180 days.
Dial *407# is to activate!!!

6. MEGA70 PACK
Do you require large data for the whole family or an office? Then the Airtel Mega 70 plan is the ultimate choice with 100GB for N70,000 valid for 365 days.
Dial *408# is to activate!!
http://www.getontopc.com/2016/10/wow-october-2016-best-airtel-data-plan.html
RomanceRe: Someone I Called Idiot Turned My Crush, I Can Not Control Myself Anymore by emekachimek: 2:50pm On Sep 05, 2016
frenchwine:
Then you're the idiot . That's what we call a lady who can't control her tongue(physical or virtual) .
You see why many naija babes remain single even at 30? It's coz they live in the present with little foresight, not thinking about the possible repercussions of their actions.
I guess she has learnt her lessons but I know you can be more polite than this while still making your point.
#NoOffencesMeant
PoliticsRe: Biafran Technology And Inventions At Display In Umuahia by emekachimek: 7:26am On Aug 28, 2016
I still marvel at all the war machines built with local technology as at 1967. That needed great inspiration and motivation to do. Ojukwu, that leader Nigeria never had. He knew how to inspire and motivate, and ultimately influencing his followers.Those are the qualities of a good leader: They carry the charisma and people follow them, and not forcing themselves on and oppressing others with sirens
RomanceRe: How Effective And Safe Is Withdrawal Method Please by emekachimek: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2016
Not safe. Is it STI? it won't spare you at all. Pregnancy? Not protective at all. The precum that precedes ejaculation is highly rich in spermatozoa, rich enough to get anyone pregnant. In fact, it's richer in spermatozoa than themain ejaculate. So people that say they 'pull out' are swimming in the ocean of ignorance. ABSTINENCE REMAINS THE BEST PROTECTION.
CelebritiesRe: You Killed Mayowa! Nigerians Blast Linda Ikeji, Toyin Aimakhu by emekachimek: 6:14pm On Aug 23, 2016
So Linda Ikeji has turned to Stage 4 ovarian cancer, possibly she was the metastasis that eventually killed her off. Chai! Ignorance! Na u cause this thing
PoliticsRe: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by emekachimek: 11:11pm On Aug 21, 2016
Are they waiting for him to go naked before they know he's mad? The things he does in Imo state give away the diagnosis.
I hear say na 'umu agbara' slap the guy. But what makes them think 'umu agbara' ndi India can chase away 'umu agbara' ndi Imo
PoliticsRe: PDP Convention: Armed Soldiers Place Wike Under House Arrest (pics) by emekachimek: 12:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
Sheriff is genetically APC but phenotypically PDP. PDP, by now should know those who are theirs. My real concern is the level of democratic decadence in this current govt. The last govt built our democracy reasonably, but the current is ripping it apart #ReallyWorried
PoliticsRe: PDP Convention: Armed Soldiers Place Wike Under House Arrest (pics) by emekachimek: 12:23pm On Aug 17, 2016
Sheriff is genetically APC but phenotypically PDP. PDP, by now should know those who are theirs.
My real concern is the level of democratic decadence in this current govt. The last govt built our democracy reasonably, but the current is ripping it apart #ReallyWorried
FamilyRe: It's Going To 5years I Got Married And I Still Dont Feel Close To My Husband by emekachimek: 8:24am On Aug 08, 2016
First of all, did you guys have courtship? Courtship gives you the opportunity to know each other to some extent, and not a period of having sex as many do.
Secondly, you don't have to change your husband, in fact you can't change him. You need to follow him gradually; fighting and arguments will not solve the problem. Your husband is romantic in his own way but you have not discovered it.
Thirdly, your husband doesn't understand fully what marriage is, that he should leave his father and mother and cling unto you. Since you didn't discover that on time, you have to fix it. Find out how to get him to be romantically all over you
RomanceRe: When A Male Doctor Operate's Your Wife During Child Delivery.... by emekachimek: 11:20pm On Jul 16, 2016
There's nothing there. There's no man or woman in medicine; doctor na doctor. Doctors deliver their colleagues' wives, talk less of you Wey him no sabi. Abeg leave trash for LAWMA
PoliticsRe: This Is What A Yoruba Man On Facebook Said He Will Do To Igbos by emekachimek: 12:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
Hehehe.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by emekachimek: 7:14am On Jul 05, 2016
My brother, it's so unfortunate that you've got married to her. The bible says a wise woman builds her home while a foolish woman tears her home apart: You now know what your wife is. You did not get married yesterday to divorce tomorrow. So my advice for you is this: download the recording and play it to her in your presence and let her be aware that you've seen her foolishness and that she can't be trusted. You don't need to call any of your in-laws because she will tell them herself: Never discuss the matter with them, they will fear you as long as you are living with their sister. Secondly, DO NOT tell your relations about this, except you've already made up your mind to divorce her. Lastly, do not say anything to her after playing the recording; the purpose is for her to know u are aware of her foolish act. Even if you will eventually go your separate ways, let her be the one to initiate it; she'll regret it all her life.
RomanceRe: Soldier Strips Five Young Girls Naked by emekachimek: 9:40am On Jun 12, 2016
Low IQ soldiers. Their IQ may not be different from that of a baboon. Nobody is guilty until convicted by the court of law, no matter what crime they think the person committed.
EducationRe: Babcock University Graduate Gets Car Gift From His Parents At Convocation by emekachimek: 9:46pm On Jun 05, 2016
What a gift. Still will not forget the very hot hug my mum gave me the day I had my induction, and saying 'You made us proud!' Her emotion was palpable. To me, it was priceless
EducationRe: Nigerian Man Honored In An American University For Graduating Excellently.Photos by emekachimek: 6:48am On Jun 03, 2016
irunooboo:
I won't be surprised if he is arrested for carrying cocaine soon. No be those biafranshuh undecided
Jealousy window
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Buhari Was In Coma Hours Before The Democracy Day Broadcast by emekachimek: 11:20am On May 30, 2016
I noticed he looked frail and sickly in the broadcast. This guy needs our prayers; whether you are in the opposition or not, at least he was democratically elected. Myself, I'm not a fan of PMB but mehn, that guy needs serious spiritual support.
CelebritiesRe: Soccer Star J.J. Okocha Slays With His Family. (Photos). by emekachimek: 2:47pm On May 27, 2016
The first son resembles Iwobi of Arsenal FC, his nephew
PoliticsRe: The South East And The Insultive PDP Zoning Formula In 2019. by emekachimek: 11:05pm On May 23, 2016
You spoke with so much charisma. You've really won my admiration. True daughter of her father! Pure breed of the Igbo nation
PoliticsRe: "We Are Igbos, But Denied Igbo Because Of Biafran War" Says Ikwerre Youths by emekachimek: 6:31pm On May 23, 2016
NwaTeacher1:
Ikwerre is more Igboitic than Nsuka in Enugu State. Who said Ikwerre isn't Igbo is confusing himself.
Being Igbo is in character and not by language: It's genetic and not acquired. Ikwerre people denied being Igbo and chickened out during the civil war. Obviously they didn't have the balls to fight like the Igbos did. They only confiscated igbos property in PH after the war; reaping where they didn't sow. Do you know that the moral for the civil war was built by the UNN students? Once again, I maintain that being Igbo is genetic and not by language
PoliticsRe: Presidency Issues Statement On Nlc’s Nationwide Strike (full Text) by emekachimek: 3:08pm On May 18, 2016
See federal government calling for respect for the laws of the land. They (FG) started the chaos. Are they not the ones still keeping Femi Fani-Kayode even after meeting the bail terms. On several occasions court granted Nnamdi Kanu bail but they refused to let him go. If anyone needs to be called to order to respect the 'laws of the land', it should be the federal government.
Kettle calling pot black. Nonsense old men and women
PhonesRe: Mtn 1gb For N200, 2.5gb For N500 And 5gb For N1000 – Night Plan. by emekachimek: 7:26am On May 16, 2016
Yungmalvjnr:
:oHow to Subscribe to the MTN 1GB for N200, 2.5GB for N500 and 5GB for N1000 – Night Plan.
It is simple, you don’t have to think twice because it is suitable for Heavy and Light users and for those that don’t go one Night duties. Below are the Data Bundle and How to Activate the MTN Night Plan!
1. 1gb for 200 Naira (9pm to 6am)
2. 2.5Gb for 500 Naira (9pm to 6am)
3. 5Gb for 1000 Naira (9pm to 6am).
To Activate this MTN 1GB, 2.5GB, And 5GB Night Plan, just dial *198# >> tick 2 >> then tick 8, the MTN Night Plan List will be displayed on your screen, just recharge and subscribe angry
Source:- http://sourcenaija.com/blog/2016/05/15/mtn-1gb-n200-2-5gb-n500-5gb-n1000-night-plan/
RomanceRe: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by emekachimek: 7:08am On May 01, 2016
Speakdatruth:
this script will be good in the hands of zeb ejiro
I think Chico Ejiro would do better, or Fred Amata. What do you think?
PhonesRe: Etisalat 4gb Gift Is Over by emekachimek: 8:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
Mine still works well. That's what I'm using to post this
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Arrested Wizkid And Wrote A 10 Page Letter Explaing Why by emekachimek: 6:16pm On Apr 17, 2016
ehie:
This is extremely vindictive of you.you really want to destroy his career.it will baçkfire on u
Why don't you focus on getting wizkid to becoming wizman; he's been a boy for too long, even after having 2 sons. He so insulted D'ija about the 'small breast' and got away with it. Sorry for him, he's gonna go down this time, and he should blame himself for it. You don't point an arrow on someone and expect one to be there; one gat to defend oneself. So blame the 'boy' and not the lady
HealthRe: What A Doctor Did When I Accompanied A Female Friend To The Hospital by emekachimek: 6:32pm On Apr 16, 2016
firstolalekan:
And do we have/use this so-called chaperones in NIGERIAhuhhuhhuh??
Chaperones could be the relatives of the client available at that time, a nurse, or any person the client is comfortable with that could be present at that time. Any one of these can do
HealthRe: What A Doctor Did When I Accompanied A Female Friend To The Hospital by emekachimek: 5:26pm On Apr 16, 2016
firstolalekan:
And why should a male doctor operate on a female patient in the first fûcking placehuh


Why do we have female doctors?

Go to any medical school in this country, the population of female medical students is always 50% or higher to the male's population.

I CAN NEVER ALLOW MY WIFE TO VISIT A MALE GYNECOLOGIST.

WHERE ARE ALL THE FÚCKING FEMALE DOCTORS?
Obviously, you haven't been in an emergency situation before. You'll beg for your life, not minding the gender of the Dr. They are trained to do that. Ideally,every Dr should examine a client in the presence of a chaperone of the same gender as the client. In other words, it's the gender of the chaperone, and not the Dr that matters. Even these days of homosexuality, every Dr should examine a client in the presence of a chaperone that is of the same sex as the client.
RomanceRe: How Can I Expose My Sister's Husband by emekachimek: 9:05pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tell his sister(s) and/or your own brothers. Let them caution him. If after that he continues it, tell your sister in his presence. I promise you, he'll cool down by force
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Is Currently Hospitalized by emekachimek: 9:31pm On Mar 13, 2016
Like say she don carry belle again o

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