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Education / Re: Mathematicians In The House Should Solve This Problem by emekachimek: 2:25am On Jun 16, 2019
x is 40°
Explanation: corresponding angles are equal

G is 140°
C is 60°

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Education / Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers (meme Photos) by emekachimek: 3:14am On Sep 30, 2018
ChemicalReaction:
Lol..

What about the ones who never ceases to brag about when they studied in Oxford and Cambridge University.


And the younger lecturers who are alumni of a university who will always bad mouth their senior colleagues, telling you how not to expect first class cos they themselves were denied it
Your name is chemical reaction. Which one in particular : displacement reaction or double decomposition, abi na nuclear reaction

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Politics / Re: Who Knows President Muhammadu Buhari's Middle Name? by emekachimek: 11:02pm On Aug 30, 2018
Okechukwu

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Romance / Re: A Girl Demanded For 30k Turn Down And She Rain Insult by emekachimek: 12:17am On Aug 19, 2018
3html:


My sister am not Exaggerating even now on Facebook once is asking for 75k
Stop looking for their trouble. You see a random girl on social media, you say hi to her. What did you expect? For her to ask for your account details so she could send you money? They wear skimpy things and post, you see it, you imagine yourself in the inner chamber with her, you say hi, and you end like you did with this girl. You are part of your problem: let the sleeping dog lie.
Lest I forget, part of the screenshot is showing the girl's number; that's absolutely wrong. You could get sued for that.

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Politics / Re: More Photos As Benue Youths Strips Gov. Ortom’s Convoy Of APC Insignia, Protests by emekachimek: 10:44pm On Jul 25, 2018
Their reaction is a healthy one. It shows they are humans. Any human being that doesn't react that way should be sent to the zoo to join his brothers there. How can armed men be killing your people and instead of your president to do sth, at least pay them a visit, he chose to attend his brother's son's wedding. This una wicked president cause am
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For My Wife To Have A Male Best Friend? by emekachimek: 7:15am On Jul 25, 2018
A na-esi n'izuta utaba, banye time ahia.
Were ire gi guo eze gi onu

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Ladies Can You Marry???? by emekachimek: 11:40pm On Jun 23, 2018
D is the best option for me. The bad attribute there can be changed for good

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Romance / Re: Is This Possible? Guys Only (18+) by emekachimek: 11:37pm On Jun 23, 2018
A girl doesn't need a guy's erection to have sex. Stimulating her clit against the guy's body is enough to give her those mind blowing shakings.
However, rape is a legal term. In the context of Nigerian law, there's nothing like male rape victim: ie,a guy can't be raped. But in more civilized societies, such exists as interpreted and defended in the court of law

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Education / Re: Meet Aarinola Olaiya Who Broke 28-Year-Old Record In Medicine In OAU by emekachimek: 8:53am On Apr 15, 2018
FortifiedCity:
When Randy professor cum pastor dash her mark for Toto, what do you expect
If it were so, she wouldn't have been consistent. The consistency speaks volumes here. She worked for it.
Oh! How I love intelligent people

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is Sleeping With My Dad - Nigerian Lady by emekachimek: 10:07pm On Apr 14, 2018
If men are trash, then your friend is a trash can. For those that say men are scum, the randy women must be scum containers. What is all these? Your father, brother or husband will mess up, you start shouting men are scum.
I've seen terrible women, but that doesn't mean all women are bad.
Why didn't you simply say that your father is a scum, and I'll join you to shout it.
Romance / Re: My Husband Set Me Up And Fell For It. by emekachimek: 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2018
A major mistake you made was not reporting the first incidence to your husband. You were deceived, drugged, and raped: these 3 crimes are independent of each other. I have a feeling the guy was lying. No man will do such a bet involving his wife's life, except the man has a psychiatric problem. He cheated you twice.
This can make you hurt all the days of your life. Go see a clinical psychologist/psychiatrist. I suggest you keep to yourself, but if the hurting continues, you'd need to let out to your husband and him alone.
I hate this kind of story
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Hospital Segun Arinze Said Rejected Accident Victim React,release Photos(p by emekachimek: 8:03am On Mar 09, 2018
jesicajonna:
My mum died in front of lasuth emergency ward gate when we waited for about an hour before a doc could attend to us only to confirm she was dead.. :' :'still haven't recovered from the shock...[color=][/color] cry
Sorry about your loss. Health workers are only accountable to people officially under their care. Unfortunately, we are in paucity of medical personnel in Nigeria compared to our population. Secondly, the emergency rooms of the public hospitals are almost always saturated with patients such that they available health workers limit themselves to the ones already under their care whom they MUST account for. Anyone outside the emergency room and not yet received by the team on duty, perhaps due to no bed space, is on his/her own.
My advice: If you get to a public hospital on an emergency note and they tell you no bed space, pls get to another hospital as soon as you can
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Hospital Segun Arinze Said Rejected Accident Victim React,release Photos(p by emekachimek: 7:51am On Mar 09, 2018
mogboyelade:
Is it proper for a doctor to certify a patient dead at the entrance of hospital gate?
Management of patients starts from the entrance into the hospital. It can start while the patient is still in the car, considering the urgency. If at that point the patient is dead already, then you make your verdict. So, yes, it is possible. Certifying someone dead is not a ceremony, it takes less than 2 minutes to do so.
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Africa To Start Sales Of Decoders From Monday by emekachimek: 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2017
I've been hearing this since 1st October
Education / Re: Nwankwo Florence Ngozi, University Of Jos Overall Best Graduating Student (Pics) by emekachimek: 11:53pm On Sep 11, 2017
Ada oma! Dee eme nne

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Romance / Re: Size Of Dicks revealed According To Countries by emekachimek: 6:09pm On Sep 07, 2017
Fadiga24:


Who told you that?
I know so
Education / Re: Almajiri Read Drug Notice And Explain It Uses I Was Socked! by emekachimek: 12:35am On Sep 05, 2017
oladeebo:

scam elite!
Wrong tenses everywhere. Thought of correcting but you are incorrigible like your brother in Daura.
Education / Re: Almajiri Read Drug Notice And Explain It Uses I Was Socked! by emekachimek: 6:52pm On Sep 03, 2017
oladeebo:
Nigeria is naturally bless and potential in Knowledge, today I call an Almajiri, and I give him a drug notice to read, not only he read the arabic parts fluenty he explain and translate it... the dosage, side effects, and the efficacity.
given the same notice to Emeka a SS2 mate he can't explain what he read in English.
I was socked!
oladeebo.
Wrong grammar
Romance / Re: Size Of Dicks revealed According To Countries by emekachimek: 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2017
Fadiga24:
tongue Asian men.
Their dick size is to match with the size of their women; they are relatively smaller With corresponding smaller vag*
Family / Re: My Sexual Problem With My Wife by emekachimek: 6:39am On Jul 10, 2017
I think there's a part you missed telling us : you watch so much porn. So much porn kills libido and causes ED

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is Behind The North And South-east Crisis-northern Elders by emekachimek: 6:44pm On Jun 14, 2017
Daft Northern elders. They've left their brother Buubuu that started the whole thing and blaming Osinbajo.
I still mad at the British that brought this stupid union
Romance / Re: 4 Places You Shouldn’t Touch A Woman During Sex by emekachimek: 7:31pm On Apr 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin

Hahaahaa...#1 tho...nawa oo, his phat KONDOLODO must longer than a ruler...
The phallus actually can hit the cervix during sexx, even quite often. But when that happens, you need to shorten the length of thrust; it does cause some discomfort. So it doesn't have to be as long as the ruler. The deep dyspareunia is actually from stimulation of the cervix
Politics / Re: Does NYSC Do POP On Sundays? , Dino Melaye Cert Read 8th July, 2001(photo) by emekachimek: 8:36pm On Mar 28, 2017
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Politics / Re: Does NYSC Do POP On Sundays? , Dino Melaye Cert Read 8th July, 2001(photo) by emekachimek: 8:33pm On Mar 28, 2017
NYSC certificates do not bear dates of POP. It bears the date of the day before the orientation camp opened. For instance, if your camp opened on 28/3/17, your discharge certificate will bear 27/3/18 as the date of completion of the programme. POP are usually done about a month to the date of discharge because the last month of NYSC should be for terminal leave. It's part of the cardinal points in the NYSC

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Please I Need Your Help. How Do You Know You Are Pregnant? by emekachimek: 2:20pm On Mar 17, 2017
Ghostwriter27:


No, he didn't
Whether he released inside you or not, you can get pregnant. The precum contains enough spermatozoa to get a woman pregnant.
Secondly, you are at increased risk of STI including HIV for not protecting yourself

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Romance / Re: Married Lady Exposes A Sexually Starved Man On Facebook Asking Her For Sex(pics) by emekachimek: 5:15pm On Mar 14, 2017
SUPOL:
Uwa mmebi.
Nnaa ehh, uwa e kpuola

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Education / Re: The World's Finest Brains In One Photo by emekachimek: 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2017
Einstein, Bohr, Schrödinger!!! Nna, See men

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Romance / Re: I Cried When I Saw This Pix Of Yesteryears by emekachimek: 8:13am On Mar 06, 2017
Wow! I did all of these, and even more.
Had an awesome childhood.
#Memories
Romance / Re: 12 Fine Nairaland Girls And What I Need To Do To Win Their Heart by emekachimek: 12:11am On Mar 05, 2017
Cutehector:
Ur stupidity can neither be created nor destroyed
But can be converted from one form to another. Loooool
...law of conservation of stupidity
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Adds A New Feature To Its App by emekachimek: 6:57pm On Feb 24, 2017
Do you realise that you just posted people's numbers here, I'm sure without their consent? Please blur the numbers
Education / Re: Abia Tops Malpractice List As 2016 NECO/GCE Results Are Released by emekachimek: 8:30am On Feb 22, 2017
Abia and Rivers are the head quarters of 'Special Centres'

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Romance / Re: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by emekachimek: 7:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
My advice is this: If you are moved to assist him financially, do it out of love and care like you'd do for any person. He's not yet married to you so you are not bound by law to assist him. This is to avoid heart breaks/regrets if you guys didn't get to marry eventually (not my prayers though).
Saying you might be termed desperate doesn't hold water.

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