₦airaland Forum

Deiok: jona is just clueless. Always coming up with a dumb speech. More talk less work or action is dead.

Hs clueless hs lead him to d number1 position in Nigeria, so wia have ur brilliance lead u to?

Always seekn fr wia to show ur local over sabi..
Just go get a life or get ur brains reformated..

Thankgod iyke: I was there today i collected, filled and submitted mine,be informed they said d job is 4 indigenes alone..But 4rm d look of things and 4rm wot a staff there told me i dnt think this job is under civil service..It appears that an NGO is trying to partner with d state govt on tobacco enlightenment campaign..Even The staff there do nt have useful info abt this job.. Anyway lets watch and see

Which of d seceteriate did u go to...old or new?

PurestBoy: What of an heavy addict smoker like me? Do you think I can reform a smoker or just pretend to be working and collect salary?

If i try advising ,educating or reforming u and u refuse to quit smoking,thereby making nonsense of my work, i swear i will use cane on u till dt spirit of smoking leaves u alone...u dont knw me

[quote author=i-smoke-weed]oh . . . so it's to create jobs that would enable people quit smoking that is making sense to him abi? or does this job have any other description?

mscheew!!

#rolling up another blunt#[/quote]Ds ur name(wot a name)
I cant wait to start work on u when i fianlly land ds job.

emeka762001: Rochas d deceiver u hv come again wt ur deceit abt job creation.God is watching u. U laid off the jobs ohakim gv imo graduates. U clueless. God will nt forgive u

Bros are u still cryn over that ohakims 10,000 lost Job, i ws also affected but life must go on......if only ohakim ws'nt so dumb as to loose dt election. Am sure levels go don high b now.

PurestBoy: Can a graduate smokers apply too? If so, how would they advise other smokers?

He wont be advised,he would be reformed..

sydneyobioha: Emeka, pls help me pick the form abeg? I will collect it from u when i come back.. Agu Ji Bomb

Dr syd,i don too show face fr dt office today already collected fr 5 diffrent ppl, maybe i will try again tomrw. No vex

Mrs Rose and Tijani why una wan use una regree take spoil other ppl Blues.
Afterall if d Job had nt casted,u wnt hv bin blowing all ds whistle.
In as much as i dnt support pay-4-Job,unfortunately it appears to be d surest way of gettn wot u wnt(ds if u gt d legit contact). Evn d national assembly probing d syndrome is d worst culprit of it.
My humble opinion is fr Govt to create more Job oppurtunitues fr teeming graduate,d only reason everyone is bent on going fr fedii work is becos of its Job security if nt frm d figure we saw dia as annual salary is nt motivating enof or else if dia is an error somewia.

Thankgod iyke: Pls where is his office located in the state and are they picking the form with money ?

The office shuld be some where around the state seceteriate along PH rd and Noo,d form is absolutely free of cost.

mrczar: THIS GOVERNOR IZ AS CLUELESS AS MR PRESIDENT.

Does creating Job oppurtunity make a leader clueless ?
I take it to be that u dont really knw wot clueless mean.

Strictly for degree graduates of Public admisnistration or and pure sciences.
Recruitment open for both indigenes and non indigenes of Imo state.

Imo govt commences recruitment of graduate trainees. The Imo state Ministry of Public Utilities, Public Safety and Youth Entrepreneurship has commenced the recruitment of trainees for the Imo Tobacco Control Programme.

The Commissioner in-charge of the ministry, Dr Iheanyi Nwachukwu, said in a statement in Owerri on Tuesday that only degree holders in public administration or the sciences were eligible to apply. Nwachukwu called on eligible applicants to pick the recruitment forms from his office, adding that such forms should be returned on or before April 28. The commissioner said the graduates would be trained to become smoking advisors and specialist stop smoking advisors. He said they would start work immediately on completion of the training, stressing that it was part of the state government’s efforts to provide basic amenities for the people. (NAN)

[quote author=Had_one]ITS NOT TRUE. JUST SOME PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE AN ADVANTAGE TO GET CAPITAL AND START BUSINESS.[/quote]Ds is a latest develpment frm boko camp.

In as much as i don't like d idea of armnesty fr blood suckers bt if it will bring lasting peace and end to incessant bombing and blood shed of innocent ppl...so be it.

I pray we truly have moments of Fresh air in ds country if ds blood suckers will be true to dia word on d acceptance.

There appears a ray of hope for the Federal
Government’s planned amnesty programme for Boko Haram sect members as a leader of the sect, Mohammed Marwan, has hinted that the sect is now ready for dialogue with the Federal Government. According to the sect leader, the reason the sect ordered the release of the French nationals its members took hostage was to demonstrate its readiness for dialogue with the Federal Government on the way forward in the offer of amnesty. Marwan, who was speaking in an interview with
the Hausa Service of the Voice of America (VOA)
monitored in Kaduna on Saturday, explained that he ordered the release of the French nationals who had been in the sect’s custody for about two months after a meeting with 11 other top members during which the decision was taken. He, however, warned that the agreement would be breached should the government continue its offensive against the sect members or attack any member of the Muslim community unjustly. According to him, ”those that were in our custody for some time, I gave the directive that they be released yesterday around 2.00 p.m. I gave the
directive for their release as a result of some
discussions we had amongst us. The discussions revolved around what the government came up with after their meeting with the Northern elders. “That is why I ordered that they should be released
and allowed to go without being handed over to anybody. I said a vehicle should be brought so that they go back to where they came from inbetween Cameroon and Adamawa. It was as result of the many calls and the preparations ahead. That was why I gave that order after our joint meeting; 12 of us had met.”
Commenting on the amnesty committee set up by the government, Marwan said it was high time the government stopped what it was doing to the sect members and the sect too ceased fire. “We thank Allah; we should all sit.
They should stop what they are doing and we too should stop what we are doing. I also directed that no security official will be touched unless he touches us or the Muslim community; those who committed no crime, as we will revenge if they do that. But I have given that directive so that we would see how they will go about it. (So will it be) unless another confusion comes up again,” he said.

BOSTON (AFP) – Officials believe they have
identified a suspect in the Boston bomb attacks,
using video footage from a department store
and a television station, CNN reported
Wednesday. The Boston Globe reported separately that
authorities have an image of a suspect carrying
a black bag at the second bomb site. Law
enforcement officials were expected to give a
news conference in Boston at 5:00 pm (2100 GMT)

US investigators have arrested
a suspect in connection with the Boston
marathon bombings, CNN television reported
Wednesday, quoting law enforcement sources. Details about the suspect were not given, but
the arrest follows a study of videos taken
around the area during Monday’s bombings at
the marathon finish line.

Women who go braless may actually be better
off health wise, if results of a 15-year study in
France are anything to go by. The brand new
study shows that brassieres (bras) provide
virtually no benefits to breasts and, on the
contrary, may actually be harmful to breasts over time. Researchers spent all this time studying the
breasts of over 330 French women, and
concluded that wearing a bra does not prevent
sagging or ease back pain as commonly
thought and even warned that breasts do get
saggier with a bra. Taking measurements with a caliper, the
researchers found that by not wearing a bra,
muscles around the breast actually
strengthened and the nipple 7 mm per year
toward the shoulder. However, they did not
recommend all women abandon their bras since their muscles had probably already
degraded. According to Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor
at the University of Franche-Comté in Besançon,
“Medically, physiologically, anatomically, the
breast does not benefit from being deprived of
gravity.” In the study conducted at the university’s
hospital, Rouillon and others measured and
examined the breasts of more than 300
women, aged 18 and 35, taking note of how
the additional support provided by bras affects
the body over time. (It should be noted the study does not mention breast size.) Overall, they found that women who did not
use bras benefited in the long term, as they
developed more muscle tissue to provide
natural support. They noticed that in women
who went braless, the nipples gained a higher
lift, in relation to the shoulders. When bras are worn, the restrictive material
prevents such tissue from growing, which may
actually accelerate sagging, the study
concluded. A 28-year-old woman, who participated in the
research, found that she breathes easier
without the constraints of a bra. Initially, she
was a little reluctant to the idea of running
without a bra, but got started and after five
minutes, had no trouble at all. Despite the findings, the researchers said it
would be dangerous to advise all women to
take off their bras based on the study’s sample,
which may not be representative of the
population. They cautioned women who have worn bras
for a long time — several decades — from
following the recommendation since they
would not benefit from taking off their bras
now. Nevertheless, being braless is still largely seen
as the exception rather than the rule and most
ladies may not be as ready to throw away their
bras just yet. While going braless is fast becoming politically
correct and fashionable, the undergarment
industry has continued to come up with
increasingly structured and expensive designs,
raking up to $11 billion revenue every year
according to Business Week.

ochukoccna: Same here
Source!

www.naijapundit.com
Channnes TV

chiover: he is using tubor charged pentum 1 brain

Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhhahahahahahahhaha...ds nairalanders will not kill me with laff.

You just said whats on my mind.
I started suspecting her when ppl like El-rufai keep addressing her as "My dear sister,Ezekwesili" He can only call her "dear sister" only on one condition and dt is because she has been bought over or rather brain washed to dance to there tune.
All GEJ need to do is offer her CBN govanor after sanusi's tenue next year and watch out to see hw she willl start singing Up GEJ, UP GEJ

Ezekwesili seems to be deriving joy in attacking her former collegues in govt.
Do u think she may br doing her paymaster's(APC) bidding.

Obasanjo Girls Fall Apart as Ezekwesili Turns on Okonjo Iweala In a series of tweets released yesterday, the former World Bank VP for Africa, and minister of education,
Dr. Obiageli Ezekwesili turned on her former ally, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who is the Coordinating Minister for the Economy and a former World Bank Managing Director. Ezekwesili claimed that Iweala had subbed her in a lecture she gave at the Future Awards Symposium where she said "We should stop having false debates based on wrong or no information. Sometimes, I think it’s deliberate" Upset by the alleged sub, Ezekwesili released a torrent of tweets where she hit back at her former colleague and friend. She also released former speeches by Okonjo-Iweala to back up her claims. Thereafter she again threw the gauntlet down and challenged Iweala to take her up on her demand of a public debate.

God save us in ds country.

The police in Bayelsa State have secured the
release of one Corporal Lucky Ebebi who
reportedly survived last Friday violent attack on
the boat conveying some policemen to
Azuzuama in Southern Ijaw council area in which twelve lives were lost. Corporal Ebebi, aged 31, an indigene of Esama
in Delta State, who was believed to have been
killed in the ambush attack by the gunmen
which claimed the lives of 12 policemen was
discovered alive Wednesday night and rescued
by the police after an alleged payment of N1m ransom. Though the alleged ransom payment could not
substantiated, he was freed from cops killers
den alongside with one Indonesian in the
swamp of Ukubie. Another expatriate identified as a Greek
national was said to have died in the ex-
militant den. Ebebi was admitted at the Emergency Ward of
the Federal Medical Centre where he was
treated for minor gunshot injury and
discharged Thursday morning. He was said to have reported at the state police
headquarters, Yenagoa for debriefing. A doctor at the only federal referral institution
in the state who spoke anonymously said
“Ebebi was treated for minor bruises and
discharged.” Another FMC staff confirmed the
development saying the police corporal was
brought in Wednesday night. According to a source, the gunmen kidnapped
Ebebi after killing others and took him to a
militant camp in the creek. He said, “the process of negotiating for the
release of the police corporal revealed the
existence of over seven armed militant camps
along Lobia, Azuzuama and other communities
in the Southern Ijaw council area of the state. “The police went for their own Lucky Ebebi but
they discovered two other expatriates in the
den of the kidnappers who were supposed to
be beneficiaries of the ongoing Amnesty deal
by the Federal Government.” He added that the expatriates were suspected
to be a Greek and an Indonesian but could not
ascertained the one that died in the kidnappers
den. Contacted the Police Public Relations Officer

segzi cres: I dint vote for d clueless FULL and I still will not vote for him. I'll rather vote for buhari

.

I dont think he will need ur vote,because u hv already showed him ur level of cluelessness by not voting him d 1st time.

Burger01: Nope. Not anymore. Won't vote for Jonathan and won't vote for Buhari.

Click 'LIKE' if you would not vote for Buhari and Jonathan...

Youngman i take that to be that u may not register to vote in the next election and ppl like u are d ppl that complain d most when things are nt done according to d way u wish.

abiki: Hell no. Didn't vote for him in the last election. Won't vote for him in the next one too

Anyway since u did nt vote him,dt means ur vote wont still count to hs victory in nxt election.

Who be Iyanya?
Kk,i rember..that guy wey dey like show him 6packs while on stage.
Babes go don suffer fr dt guy hand becos i dey see d way dm dey use scream anytime him pull him cloth frm stage.

Ibikunle John, Atoba Adeniyi, Ibrahim Abdullahi, Kazeem Aderibigbe, Saheed Adekunle, Christian Joshua and Saheed
Okunola, stole over $2.5m (N400m)

Men,ofe nmanu ppl don get mind o.
Of late na dem dey top chat for arrested robbery and kidnapping cases.
I use to think they are d upright ones in Nigeria without criminal tendencies judging from there nairaland defenders.

eminikan soso: IBOS MAY NOT BE PART OF THIS BUT IBOS ACCOUNT FOR OVER 80% CRIME IN THIS COUNTRY. NDIARA EWU ANU IPI

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Onye ofe nmanu iberibe dii ka gii.
Efulefu nmadu.